[Korean Entertainment] Simple, not simple

Quan Zhilong, Xu Qingman: Quan Enyou, Quan Enxi;

TOP (Choi Seung-hyun), Jung Hyo-yeon: Choi Woo-hwan;

Taeyang (Dong Young Bae), Kim Min Jung: Dong Ji Hoon;

Jiang Dacheng, Li Yishun: Jiang Youxi;

Victory (Lee Seung-hyun), Han Ji-won: Lee Sung-eun.

Four children, Quan Eunyou, Quan Enxi, Cui Youhuan, and Jiang Youxi, came out of the cloakroom.Quan Eunyou is wearing a white tuxedo. If he didn't have the same red bow tie as Conan, he would be a prince charming.Quan Enxi is wearing a bright red dress with a tube top design, because the little girl is not yet fully developed, she is not sexy enough, but she is more than cute.The curly hair draped over the shoulders made up for the lack of body development.Cui Youhuan was wearing a small royal blue suit with a black silk shirt underneath. His hair was combed meticulously and looked very extravagant. At first glance, he looked like a rich second generation.Jiang Youxi wore a white suspender dress with a white fur, and a butterfly diamond hairpin in her hair, showing her aristocratic temperament without a doubt.

The two fathers, Quan Zhilong and Jiang Dacheng, applauded and praised their daughters. "Wow, our Enxi is so beautiful and sexy!" "Our little princess Youxi is so cute! Dad is our loyal fan of Youxi!"

Quan Eunyou coughed into the microphone, waved to Quan Zhilong and Jiang Dacheng, and said: "This is a formal party, please pay attention to your words and deeds, and don't lower our grade!" Quan Zhilong disdained Looking at his son all the time, what's so great, isn't it just being a host!

Quan Enyou didn't care about his father, and said emotionally to several audience members: "ladies salemen, our Spring Festival Gala is about to start now." On this day of national celebration, we gather with our family and friends to welcome the new year together." Cui Youhuan continued: "Let us bid farewell to all the unpleasantness of the past and welcome the brand new 2026!" Jiang Youxi The final speech: "In the new year, we will welcome new surprises and joys."

After the opening remarks, Kwon Eun Woo announced: "Next, let's watch the first program, which is a medley of songs brought to us by the old Bigbang group that is about to celebrate the 20th anniversary of their debut!"

Quan Zhilong looked at his son with disgust, Bigbang is just Bigbang, why do you have to add "old man" after it?A few of them add up to less than [-] years old, are they considered old people?

The five members of Bigbang, dubbed the "old people's group" by his son, sang and danced to the accompaniment sound from Quan Zhilong's newly bought home stereo in the living room of Quan Zhilong's house.The five had to admit that they were really old. Before the whole concert, they were still alive and well, but now they were out of breath just after singing "fantasticbaby".Shengli deliberately found out the previous costumes, and found sadly that the clothes were too small.These five people have been married for many years, have been well-raised by their wives, and all have gained weight to varying degrees.No matter how much you pay attention to nurturing, after all, it is different from ten years ago!So, people, it’s really not good to refuse to obey the old!

The "old group" Bigbang left the stage, and Cui Youhuan and Kwon Eun-hee entered the stage to string together words. The two little guys clapped their hands and said, "Thank you dads for your performance!"Then Choi Woo-hwan said: "Although they are as tired as dogs, it's good to be able to complete the performance! Dads are always strong! Let's give them the most sincere applause again." TOP almost vomited blood Come out, is this his son?Why didn't he remember that he gave birth to such a heartless little white-eyed wolf?

Quan Enxi is responsible for introducing the next program: "The fathers performed their masterpieces breathlessly, now let us enjoy the performance full of youthful vitality, the song and dance skewers brought by Quan Enyou and Dong Zhixun, everyone Applause welcome!"

While the fathers were performing Kung Fu, Quan Eunyou had already changed into a different set of clothes.Quan Zhilong's singing costume in "Heartbreaker" was reduced several times and worn on Quan Eunyou's body.Jiang Youxi turned off the light in the living room, and Quan Enxi and Li Shengen squatted beside the sofa, shining a flashlight on him.Quan Enyou twisted his small body, singing and dancing at the same time, his movements were very sensitive.Compared with the breathless performance of the fathers just now, he seemed more at ease.When he sang "youaremyheartbreaker", he even jumped up in front of his mother and expressed love to his mother.

Quan Zhilong immediately hugged his wife and stared at his son warily.Xu Qingman was very face-saving, and also showed love, returning to Quan Enyou.Quan Enyou automatically ignored his father, winked at his mother Ou again, and interacted very diligently with the audience.Sun patted Quan Zhilong's shoulder sympathetically. After having a son, he understood Quan Zhilong's feelings. It was actually quite sad to be compared with his own son, but he still had to tell the truth: "Oh, Zhilong! , your Enyou is almost surpassing you!" As a close relative who witnessed Quan Zhilong's childhood, Sun Xi said that when Quan Zhilong was as old as Quan Enyou, he really couldn't dance as well as Quan Enyou.

The sun was gloating, and his own son came on stage, singing his "Ineedagirl".When she sang "Ineedagirl", she also walked towards her mother, just like Quan Eunyou.In front of the sun, she held Jin Minzhen's hand and kissed the back of it.It made Jin Minzhen very happy, shaking the light stick in his hand, as if he was really watching a concert.Sun curled his lips. Like Quan Zhilong, as the front wave, he was beaten to death on the beach by his own son, the back wave!

After Dong Ji-hoon finished his solo, the two children performed "Don't Go Home" sung by Quan Zhilong and TOP together.When the song first came out, Xu Qingman hated Quan Zhilong very much.The explicit lyrics in it made her feel guilty no matter how she listened to it.After ten years of marriage, listening to my son sing this song again feels different.At that time, the dislike for Quan Zhilong disappeared when he came to his son, and became full of joy.The mothers were all attracted by their children's performance, completely ignoring their husbands beside them, shaking the light sticks in their hands, turning into little fans, cheering and applauding for the children.

After the performance, Quan Eunyou stayed to host with Cui Youhuan, Cui Youhuan imitated those hosts on TV, and exchanged pleasantries with Quan Enyou. "Yo Xi, Wuli Enyouxi's performance is really wonderful!" Quan Enyou was not polite, and said: "Thank you, everyone likes it." Cui Youhuan said: "The boys have performed, next, shouldn't we Was it performed by a girl?" Quan Enyou nodded and said, "As you can see, my sisters Enxi, Youxi, and Shengen are all gone now. Next, let's invite our three beautiful musketeers!"

The children appeared in the order of their ages very simply, and Youxi, who was a big family member, came out first.She performed Lee Hyori's "Bad Girl".The little princess who was dressed like an angel in a white dress just now has now changed into a black lace suspenders, leather jacket and leather skirt, as well as black leather boots. She is simply a "Badgirl".Although the little guy is not as sexy as Lee Hyori, but trying to be sexy, he still breaks the hearts of his parents.Jiang Dacheng said to the members beside him in embarrassment: "My daughter, hehe, this is my daughter! Yo Xi, my Youxi is really versatile!"

Quan Zhilong pouted, feeling disgusted with Jiang Dacheng in his heart, thinking: who doesn't have a daughter yet!My Enxi is also very good, okay?Just thinking about it, Quan Enxi came out, she was also dressed in black.A black tight-fitting off-shoulder T-shirt, black leather pants, and a pair of black British-style rivet ankle boots.The curly hair of the shawl was tied up, and smoky makeup was put on. The whole person looked quite sexy and enchanting.

Xu Qingman came out of the cloakroom, sat next to Quan Zhilong, raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and said, "I'm dressed up, doesn't it look good?" Quan Zhilong hugged Xu Qingman and sighed sincerely: "My wife, I will definitely work hard in the future! My daughter is too beautiful." Pretty, being a dad would be exhausting!"

Quan Enxi performed CL's solo song "Bad Girl". She was taught by CL's aunt herself, and even her eyes have been taught by CL.When Cailin and the others debuted, they were led by Quan Zhilong and the others.Now the children of Quan Zhilong's family are taught by Cailin and the others, which can be regarded as the inheritance from generation to generation.

Quan Zhilong, who still disliked Jiang Dacheng just now, was completely fascinated by his daughter, holding his chin in both hands, looking like a nympho, and kept yelling: "Wuli Eunxi is fragile!" The other members squinted at him, Quan Zhilong didn't realize it at all.

On the other side of the sofa, the same voice sounded.Not only Enxi's father, Quan Zhilong, but also Enxi's brother, Quan Eunyou, was fascinated.After Quan Enxi's performance, Quan Enyou and Quan Zhilong pulled out the eustoma from the vases beside them, and ran to present flowers to Quan Enxi.Quan Zhilong also imitated the way fans saw him, and said to Quan Enxi, "Can I hug you?" Quan Enxi opened his arms generously and gave her father a hug.Quan Enyou also came up to hug her!

Shengli couldn't watch it anymore, and shouted: "Hey, host, pay attention to professional conduct! And this audience, don't interfere with the artist's performance." The paper ran up.In order to match the two Ernies, the three-year-old girl had to wear a black gauze dress.Of course, the little girl doesn't know how to be sexy yet, and she can't sing any bad girl songs.She sang "Three Bears" obediently, with a chubby body and a little bear dance, which made everyone's face bloody.

Victory was so excited that he wiped away tears, hugged his wife, and sighed, "Yo Xi, it's really better to be a daughter! Wife, let's make persistent efforts and have a girl's generation!" Then he was slapped down on the sofa decisively by Han Zhiyuan.Quan Zhilong said contemptuously: "Small, you are the only one who gave birth to Girls' Generation? Why don't you say that you gave birth to AKB48?"

Next, the three girls joined together and performed 2NE1's "I'm the Most Popular".Back then, their father also performed this part.But these three little girls performed much better than their fathers.After the end, the little princesses were carried off by their own fathers. Compared with their elder brothers, the treatment was much better!

Quan Enyou jumped down from Quan Zhilong's arms, and ran to the front to host with Quan Enyou.Quan Enyou held the microphone and asked everyone: "Did you enjoy the performance just now?" A group of fathers headed by Shengli shouted: "Happy!" Quan Enyou continued: "The singing and dancing performance is here. Come to an end, the next part is called 'Reviewing Classics'. The first performers are Uncle TOP, Aunt Hyoyeon and You Hwan. They want to pay tribute to "The Heirs" starring Lee Min Ho, Park Shin Hye, and Kim Woo Bin. As Jin Tan, Uncle TOP as Choi Young-do, and Aunt Hyo-yeon as Cha Eun-sang." Quan Eun-hee said with a little shyness: "Uncle Woo Bin is my dad's fan!" As a daughter, she has always Papa is proud.

Quan Zhilong brought his daughter back again, kissed her little cheek lovingly, and muttered: "Our Enxi is the best! Give Dad a kiss, give him a kiss!" Quan Enyou looked at her with disgust Quan Zhilong, isn’t Kim Woo Bin your fan?What's the matter?She doesn't know low-key at all, she doesn't look like him at all!Uh... In fact, does Quan Eunyou know that Quan Zhilong is his father, not that he is Quan Zhilong's father?

Here, the father and daughter of the Quan family are showing their affection, and the father and son continue to dislike each other.TOPxi, who won an acting award over there, has already started acting with his wife and children.

TOP grabbed his wife's shoulders, frowned, and shouted: "Cha Eunsang, I like you, do you know?" Zheng Xiaoyan looked at TOP sadly, and said softly, "But Youngdo, I... ..." Cui Youhuan rushed out from the kitchen and shouted: "Cui Yingdao, let go of Cha Eunsang!" Then he ran over, facing his father's calf with a scud. TOP grinned in pain, lowered his head, looked at Cui Youhuan who was not even close to his ass, and said angrily: "Ah, Jin Tan, I'm talking to Eun Sang, it's none of your business!"

Cui Youhuan took his mother's hand, stood between his parents, raised his head, looked at his father aggressively, and said, "Cha Eunsang is my woman! Cui Yingdao, you should give up on this idea." Haha!" Zheng Xiaoyan squatted down*, hugged Cui Youhuan, just like Cui Youhuan, looked up at TOP, and said sadly: "Young Dao, I'm sorry, I like Kim Tan!" Cui Youhuan looked smug, It looks very flat.

TOP looked at Choi Woo-hwan with angry eyes. Without a son, he couldn’t appreciate the painful success and victory of his wife being snatched away by his son. He sighed and said, “Oh, TOP brother’s acting skills are here! Yoshi, you really deserved it.” Acting is rewarded, this acting is really different!" Quan Zhilong and Taiyang looked at each other tacitly, they both knew that TOP is not acting now, but really resentful!My wife, why should I hug this brat!

So, TOP put his hands on his hips, and with a fierce look in his eyes, he said to Cui Youhuan: "Jin Tan, you stole my favorite Cha Eunsang, I want to fight with you!" Come on, Cui Yingdao, let's fight!" TOP picked up Cui Youhuan, clamped him in the creaking nest, and hit his buttocks several times with the other hand.

Choi Woo-hwan quit this time, kicking his little feet in the air, yelling: "Ah, Choi Young-dao, you acted wrong, it wasn't like this during rehearsal!" TOP said: "Hmph, acting is something that needs to be done. Impromptu!" As he spoke, he still didn't stop beating his son.Cui Youhuan continued to kick his legs, yelling: "Cha Eunsang, Cha Eunsang, Cui Youngdo hit me, come and save me!"

Zheng Xiaoyan just wanted to save her son, when TOP said: "Cha Eunshang, this is a duel between men, women don't care about it." Zheng Xiaoyan said "uh", walked around behind TOP, looked at her son, very helpless Say: "Sigh, I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do!"

My Ouma couldn't save me anymore, so Cui Youhuan hurriedly begged for mercy: "Abba, Aba, I won't act anymore, my ass hurts, don't beat me!" TOP asked him through gritted teeth: "Do you still dare to say that your Ouma Is it your woman?" Cui Youhuan said very spinelessly: "I dare not, I dare not! Dad, let me down quickly, my ass is numb!" Hearing Cui Youhuan's assurance, TOP reluctantly Let go of your breath and put Cui Youhuan down.A tribute to classics, abruptly played by father and son into a family ethics drama in which father and son snatch a woman.

Seeing Cui Youhuan who was still rubbing his butt, Quan Eunyou swallowed his saliva. Fortunately, he and his father didn't want to fight.

It was supposed to be Cui Youhuan and Jiang Youxi who announced the scene for everyone, but unfortunately, the male host was injured, so Jiang Youxi could only host it alone. "After watching Brother Youhuan fight with Uncle TOP, let's look at Brother Enyou and Enxi, and Uncle Zhilong and Aunt Manman brought us "My Fair Princess". Enyou Oppa plays Little Swallow, Aunt Manman Play the fifth elder brother, Uncle Zhilong plays Ziwei, and Enxi plays Erkang!"

Dacheng almost spit out a mouthful of water, and asked his wife: "Are Brother Wu and Ziwei brother and sister?" Long looked at his son with disgust, it was just a role-playing idea that this kid came up with, it's fine to reverse the role, and Nima made him and his wife into brother and sister!Nima, he should be the fifth elder brother, and his wife belongs to Xiao Yanzi, okay?Moreover, Nima, his mother-in-law joined in the fun and prepared clothes for them.Why does he want to wear the costumes in the palace dramas of the Qing Dynasty? !

Quan Enyou didn't care whether Quan Zhilong wanted it or not, he took his hand and called out "Ziwei" with a smile.When Quan Zhilong had to choke his throat, let out an "hey" in a delicate voice, and called Quan Enyou "Little Swallow", everyone in the audience laughed.Quan Enyou took Quan Zhilong's hand and said, "Ziwei, let's go find Yongqi and Erkang?" Then Xu Qingman and Quan Enxi came on stage, dressed in men's costumes from Qing palace dramas, they were so handsome Sir.

Xu Qingman suppressed a smile, took her son's hand, and called "Little Swallow" affectionately.Quan Enxi also imitated her, took her father's hand, and called out "Ziwei" delicately.Quan Zhilong's wounded heart was slightly healed by his daughter's call.Picking up his daughter, pouted, and continued to say sweetly: "Erkang, I miss you so much, come on, give me a kiss!"

Quan Enxi blinked twice, and looked at Quan Enyou, didn't they rehearse this part during rehearsal?Quan Enyou was also anxious, and shouted: "Ziwei, be more reserved, don't be so proactive!" Quan Zhilong gave Quan Enyou a white look, and said: "It is now 2026, the times are advancing, Ziwei has been reserved for so many years , it's time to open up!" As he spoke, he continued to pout, asking Quan Enxi for a kiss.

Quan Enxi had no choice but to sip her father's lips and kiss her.Quan Enyou was so angry that he jumped his feet, his father is really unreliable, so unreliable!If Uncle Jiahu hadn't died a few years ago, I would have looked for Ziwei with Uncle Jiahu!It was the first time that Quan Enyou missed his Uncle Jiahu so much.

After kissing his daughter, Quan Zhilong wanted to kiss his wife.Pouting his lips, he said to Xu Qingman: "Fifth elder brother, the Lun family misses you so much, why don't you give me a kiss! What a treat!" Quan Enyou jumped even harder this time, and shouted, "Fifth elder brother is Mine, Ziwei, please go away, brother five is mine, you are not allowed to kiss him!" Quan Zhilong picked up Quan Enyou's collar, threw him aside, looked at him with contempt, and said : "I told you, the times are progressing, what's wrong with the fifth brother kissing Ziwei? What happened if Ziwei kissed the fifth brother?"

After all, Quan Zhilong held Xu Qingman in his arms, and kissed her on the lips.It's different from the kiss with Quan Enxi just now, if you hold your wife in your arms and come here so lightly, others will definitely suspect that their relationship is not good.Therefore, Quan Zhilong stuck out his tongue naturally, and forced Xu Qingman to perform a French kiss.

Quan Enyou, who always jumps out of bad things when Dad and Mom are making out, has lived up to everyone's expectations this time.Hitting and patting Quan Zhilong's buttocks, he yelled: "Let go of my fifth elder brother, Ziwei, you monster, let go of my fifth elder brother!"

And the spectators were already sweating, this Ziwei is really unrestrained, after kissing Erkang, she even forcibly kissed the fifth elder brother, and had a French kiss with "him"!Too aggressive!This fucking brother and sister!

They clearly said they were paying homage to the classics, but as if they had agreed on an agreement, both of them turned the classics into a romantic drama, one more bloody than the other.This is actually blackmailing the classics, right?

In order to restore the atmosphere that was chilled by these two remakes of classics, Quan Eunyou had to bear the burden of humiliation, temporarily put aside the elaborate design that his father destroyed him just now, and forcibly kissed the dead grievances between his sister and Ou Ma, and cooperated with his father to perform He wrote his father's classic "Honey".The clip of Quan Zhilong proposing to Xu Qingman was also played on the home theater.Finally, it made up for the dead atmosphere and let everyone immerse themselves in the emotion.

Next, the other four teams of father and son, father and daughter also cooperated to perform the songs sung by several fathers when they proposed.Clips of several fathers proposing marriage, as well as videos of parents getting married, were all played.The photos or videos taken by several mothers during the whole process of pregnancy and childbirth were also edited and released.Looking back on the happiest moments in their lives, the mothers all cried with some feeling.

Fortunately, Bigbang's Spring Festival Gala was not ruined by the unreliable TOPxi and Quan Zhilongxi, and ended with emotion and tears.Quan Enyou took several children, bowed together, and shouted: "Happy New Year, Gong Xi Fa Cai, and here are the red envelopes!" Twelve white and tender little hands spread out, ready to receive the red envelopes!

The author has something to say: Hurry up and give the children lucky money!

Mu Xi's new article "[Korean Entertainment] Kwon's Treasures" has been published, so don't worry that there will be nothing to read during the Chinese New Year~!