[Korean Entertainment] Simple, not simple

The tiring day was finally coming to an end, Quan Zhilong lay on the floor with his legs crossed, poked his son's little butt with his big toe, and asked, "Quan Eunyou, you stink to death, go Wash yourself off and go back to picking your toes."

Kid Quan Enyou wore jeans with wings printed on his buttocks, pouted his buttocks, raised his feet, and dug his toes seriously.Hearing his father say this, he turned his little head, pouted his mouth, and replied arrogantly: "Dad, you go wash it first! You smell like pickles and chopped green onions. If my mother Ou smells it, I will definitely divorce you!" After saying that, he turned his head again and concentrated on tapping his toes.

Quan Zhilong looked at his son's arrogant back with contempt, and said disdainfully: "Your mother won't divorce me, your mother loves me the most, you brat have to stand aside!" Quan Zhilong Long whistled triumphantly. Compared with Xu Qingman's love, he is definitely better than this earth, ah no, any creature in the entire galaxy.This stinky brat who hasn't fully grown his hair can't be compared with him.

Quan Enyou curled his lips weakly, well, if it is said who his mother likes the most, he is really not as good as his father.Others say that children are the flesh that falls from the mother. Maternal love is great, and mothers must love their children the most.But the child Quan Enyou said that although he is the meat that fell from Ou Ma's body, Ou Ma's favorite is the meat that fell from his grandma.

The little girl Quan Enyou shook her head at the camera bitterly, and said with a bitter face: "I am actually born to my father and mother Ou, and I definitely did not give it away for phone bills." A voice-over was played on the camera: We all believe You are the biological child of your father and mother.The little guy looks exactly like Deser Agassi who is whistling behind him, so he must be his own!It's just that, little guy, you didn't get the treatment you gave yourself!

Quan Zhilong continued to poke Quan Enyou with his big toe, urging: "Quan Enyou, you stink to death, hurry up and take a bath!" Quan Enyou curled his lips and could only stand up helplessly, Pat his pants, obediently went out to find water to wash.

The little guy held the pogolo cup and toothbrush by himself, tiptoed to catch the water from the faucet, then squatted in the corner, brushed his teeth obediently, and pointed his round buttocks at the camera.

Quan Zhilong came out to see his son's situation, and said with disgust: "Quan Enyou, you can't turn your back to the camera on the show, you kid has never been on TV!" Quan Enyou turned his head and nodded to his father.He really hadn't been on TV before!Quan Zhilong thought, oh, it seems to be like this!Patted his son's head and said: "Sorry, I forgot!" Quan Enyou let out a "hum", drank some water, "gurgled" a few times, and spit it out vigorously, as a way to express his respect for his father disdain.

Quan Zhilong was holding a cup and a toothbrush that were also poke-rok in his hand, took the water, squatted next to Quan Eunyou, also pouted his buttocks, turned his back to the camera, and began to brush his teeth.Quan Enyou turned his head to look at his father, and said inarticulately: "Abba, didn't you say that you can't turn your back to the camera?" Quan Zhilong thought for a while, turned around with his buttocks twisted, and brushed his teeth facing the camera.He didn't forget to squeeze his son's ass with his own butt, reminding his son to turn around too.Quan Eunyou also turned his buttocks and turned around, showing his face in front of the camera.The way the father and son even turn around is exactly the same, which makes people have to sigh the power of genes.

Quan Enyou brushed his teeth, moved to the sink to wash his face, and tiptoed to wash his face with water in his small hands.It's a pity that he is too short and can only barely touch the water column, and can't reach the water at all.Quan Zhilong quickly rinsed his mouth, hugged Quan Enyou by the waist, let him stand in the pool, took the small wave towel in his hand, rubbed it in the water a few times, and then wiped his face.Quan Enyou's white and tender face was wrinkled together by his father, his eyes were tightly pressed, and his mouth was also closed very hard, looking extremely cute.

Although Quan Zhilong kept complaining about his son, he still dutifully helped his son clean his dirty body.The little guy who was dirty just now has returned to his white, tender and juicy appearance.Quan Zhilong clamped the little guy with his arms, and carried him into the house, still not forgetting to complain: "I love you, have you gained weight again, kid? You are almost heavier than your mother!"

Quan Enyou lifted his head from his father's creaking nest and protested: "Abba, I'm in good shape! I've been exercising recently and I'm about to gain muscle. My aunt said, I can't talk to my father. Same, my whole body is loose, without a single muscle, so I am not a man at all! I want to exercise since I was a child, and I will be as strong as Uncle Dacheng, so that more girls will like me! Look at me Your ass is very upturned and sexy, isn't it?" As he spoke, he even twisted his little butt to show his sexiness.

Quan Zhilong slapped Quan Enyou's "sexy" butt, and said angrily: "You little villain, you actually complain about your dad like this! Your dad has a good figure, okay? Even if dad I have been married to your mother Ou for so many years, and your father is still the champion of the male artist who wants to kiss the most every year! What do you know, you brat! Axi, it’s true to be angry, teach my son to be bad! Hey, Quan Enyou, you are not allowed to play with aunt in the future, aunt is a bad person!"

The elder sister of the Quan family, who watched the TV relaxing, slapped her thigh and said angrily: "Quan Zhilong, you brat, you are the bad guy!" Because she has been oppressed by her mother for a long time like her uncle, and she has always maintained a good relationship with her uncle. The eldest nephew who is in a friendship relationship, at this moment sent a text message to Quan Zhilong with great loyalty: Uncle, you are finished, my mother Ou saw that she was relaxed, and was about to sharpen her knife to kill you!

When the eldest nephew sent a text message, Xu Qingman was also telling Quan Zhilong: "You are finished, Ernie will definitely be angry when he sees it, and then call to teach you a lesson!" Then, the eldest nephew came to report the news.

Quan Zhilong held Xu Qingman in his arms, and texted back his nephew: Don't worry, I will take your aunt to America tomorrow, your mother can't find me!

The eldest sister of the Quan family snatched her son's mobile phone and called Quan Zhilong directly: "Quan Zhilong, you are in a terrible situation now! You actually slandered you and angered me in front of the entire Republic of Korea! You are a big treason." You know what!"

Of course, these are all things to say later. After Quan Zhilong said that, the first objection was of course his son who had been bickering with him.

Quan Enyou thumped his short legs and shouted: "Abba, you can't speak ill of Auntie, Auntie is much smarter than Auntie!" Quan Zhilong threw his son on the bed, picked up the little guy Two feet, exposed his "sexy" butt outside, "slapped" twice, slapped his son's butt, and said: "You know what a fool! Children must listen to what Dad says , Didn’t the kindergarten teacher teach it?”

Quan Enyou waved his hands and struggled, but he was still too small, no matter how he thrashed about, he couldn't escape from his father's clutches.This kind of situation happens almost every day in their family, and every time Quan Enyou can't stand against his father, and finally asks his mother to save him.

So, the little man Quan Enyou yelled very spinelessly. "Ou Ma, Ou Ma, Dad is about to be violent, Ou Ma, Dad is domestically violent, hurry up and save me, Ou Ma!" Quan Zhilong raised his head with one hand on his hip and laughed arrogantly, saying: "Scream, even if your throat is broken, your mom won't hear you!"

Only then did Quan Enyou remember that this is not their home, only he and his father are here, and Ou's mother and aunt are not here, so they cannot save him.After figuring out the situation, the little guy changed his combat strategy in an instant, and with a "wow", he got up and hugged his dad's arm. His whole body was almost folded in half, which made the audience marvel at the softness of this kid.

Quan Enyou hugged Quan Zhilong's arm, cried and said: "Abba, I am your own! Grandma said, I am the crystallization of love between Abba and Ouma, you can't abuse your crystallization! "

Seeing the little guy's funny sad face, Quan Zhilong grinned happily, this kid's funny ability does not know who he resembles.He and Xu Qingman don't seem to have this kind of talent, do they?

Quan Zhilong didn't know where his son's funny skills came from, but netizens found out.After this episode came out, everyone commented that the son of Quan Zhilong's family, with Quan Zhilong's face on his face, actually looks like a victory in his bones.Seeing these comments, Quan Zhilong and Xu Qingman looked at each other, as if they really were!Quan Zhilong immediately issued an order to keep a distance of two meters between Shengli and his son, and he was not allowed to lead his son into trouble again.

Quan Zhilong patted his son's butt, and said, "Just be a fool, just lie down and sleep obediently, don't pretend to be pitiful here, no one cares about you!" Seeing that acting like a baby is useless, Quan Enyou didn't force it, After somersaulting, he was really lying on the bed, with his two little hands on his stomach, and his eyes open looking at the ceiling.The two round eyes are full of cuteness, and instantly captured the nympho sisters and aunts in front of the TV.

After Quan Zhilong went out to wash himself, he went back to the sleeping room, Quan Enyou still kept the action just now.Hearing the sound of him coming in, he didn't move. He just rolled his eyes, glanced at him sideways, and then looked at the ceiling silently.

Quan Zhilong walked over, lay down next to his son, and asked him: "Quan Enyou, what are you looking at?" The child Quan Enyou put on an old-fashioned look and said, "Daddy, do you miss my mother Ou?" Is it? I miss my mother!" Quan Zhilong was taken aback, his son had committed a crime just now, why did he suddenly become emotional again?

Quan Enyou turned over, his small body pressed against his father's chest, and his little hands grabbed his father's sweater obediently, just like a kitten.Quan Zhilong held his son in his arms, feeling quite emotional in his heart, this son is indeed his own!Although it can be maddening to death when bickering with him, but it is really caring when you are caring!

The author has something to say: I will tell you, did I deliberately interject here to whet your appetite?