[Korean Entertainment] Simple, not simple

Xu Qingman ran to get the paper and pen, and handed them to Quan Zhilong.Quan Zhilong looked up at Mrs. Quan, with an innocent expression as much as possible, and said, "Honey, what are you writing?" Xu Qingman sat down on his lap, wrapped his hands around his neck, narrowed his eyes, and smiled brightly.Quan Zhilong only felt chills behind him, and hurriedly expressed his loyalty, saying, "Honey, I will write whatever you ask me to write, and I will absolutely obey orders!"

Xu Qingman nodded in satisfaction, got off him, stood beside him, and said, "If the title is bigger, just write, um, just write 'Family Regulations'." Quan Zhilong lay down on the coffee table and obediently wrote these two words , I feel that these two words are like handcuffs, locking him firmly.No wonder the president of his family, brother PSY, patted him on the shoulder, telling him to take care of it in the future!It seems that marriage is really no joke.

"First, try to avoid contact with women as much as possible. Even if you have to contact them because of work, you must report to your wife in time! Second, with previous scandals, crushes, open loves, and loves, all Keep a distance, and you can't meet with the other party without the wife's knowledge! Third, if you approach a woman born between 1978 and 1998, please indicate that you are married. If the other party does not leave, call Call your wife, and she will come forward to solve it! Fourth, any woman who seeks help from you must first ask for her consent! Fifth, do not spend more than 10 minutes alone in the same space with any woman except your wife! Sixth, always Remind yourself that you have a wife, and you must guarantee your loyalty to your wife!"

Xu Qingman racked his brains to come up with these rules.Quan Zhilong wrote down these "lifetime clauses" aggrievedly like a child who was punished by the teacher for copying.At the end, she raised her head and said pitifully, "Honey, I have always promised my loyalty to you. I really have nothing to do with Minzhen."

Xu Qingman stared at him, pretending to be angry and said: "Minzhen?!" Quan Zhilong hurriedly covered his mouth, and said with an apologetic smile, "Jin Minzhen Xi!" Xu Qingman poked the paper and continued: "If there is any violation, I am willing to accept what my wife made. Any punishment, such as kneeling on the keyboard, cleaning the toilet, and sleeping on the sofa. My wife Xu Qingmanxi has the final right to interpret the family rules and the right to add terms at any time. Thank you!"

Quan Zhilong has a sad face, and he still has the right to make the final interpretation and add terms. Isn't this the same as saying "Anyway, you have to listen to your wife for everything"?How come the docile and well-behaved Manzai of his family has become as cruel as his sister?God, give him back his tender wife!

Xu Qingman trotted into the bedroom and took the lip gloss on the dressing table to the living room.Quan Zhilong crossed his arms, looked at her vigilantly, and said, "Honey, I'm not a casual person, don't force me into prostitution!" Xu Qingman walked towards him step by step with a sinister smile, and said triumphantly, "Young man, you can't hide today." If you lose it, let’s obediently obey the uncle!" After that, he took three steps and made two steps, rushed forward, threw Quan Zhilong on the sofa, ignored his struggle, and rubbed the lip gloss on his sexy lips superior.

Quan Zhilong struggled as if he had been raped, and kept yelling "Ya Yudie" in his mouth.Xu Qingman grabbed the house rules on the coffee table and covered Quan Zhilong's lips, bluntly, no matter how much Mr. Quan struggled, it would be useless.

Quan Jiahu took a look at Quan Zhilong, walked away wagging his tail, his father has sold himself to his mother since then, Quan Jiahu thought, he really wants to say, Ouma did a good job!

Quan Zhilong sat on the sofa like a daughter-in-law, and saw Xu Qingman wandering around the house with this family rule, looking for a geomantic treasure to confess this note to.Picking his nose, the little devil in his heart began to yell, Li Shengxian, this brat, really deserves a beating, and he must be taught a good lesson.

So, Li Shengxianxi, who was humming a little song and taking a bath, received a call from his brother Quan Zhilongxi, summoning him to meet him.Li Shengxian wanted to wash himself white and clean, and was ready to find his brother fragrantly.Dongyong Peixi, who was eating ramen in the living room, kindly reminded him: "You just betrayed Zhilong today, do you want to bring a weapon before going?"

This reminder, to Li Shengxianxi, it was an enlightenment!He clasped his hands together and said, "Thank you brother for the reminder!" Then he wandered around the room, trying to find a weapon that could attack his leader brother.Da Chengxi handed him his nunchaku very kindly, and said, "Here, I can borrow it from you!" Li Shengxian hugged Jiang Dachengxi, who was wearing an old man's vest, with a full face, and said, "Brother, you are so kind!"

Li Shengxian left with a nunchaku, Dong Yongpei asked Jiang Dacheng: "Your stick seems to be made of titanium alloy?" He let out a sigh, and said: "But he's half disabled, and it's quite annoying to watch, why not just die!" Jiang Dacheng took a bottle of soda water from the refrigerator, and said with a smile: "Then it's up to Brother Zhilong. "

Well, Jiang Dacheng actually handed over the nunchaku to Mr. Leader through the hands of Li Shengxianxi to clean up the house.Li Shengxian wants to beat Quan Zhilong?Let's talk about reincarnation in the next life!

The young lady rushed to the leader's house to report, and his sister-in-law happily opened the door for him.The maknae felt that the situation was a bit weird. What he thought was that his sister-in-law was holding a whip in her hand and her eyes were looking fierce.His own brother knelt on the remote control, trembling, waiting for his help.

The maknae asked weakly: "Manman, you didn't do anything to my brother?" Xu Qingman shook his head, pointed to Quan Zhilong who was complaining alone on the sofa, and said, "Where is your brother, you can play, I Go online."

Quan Zhilong and Li Shengxian were left in the living room, and Quan Jiahu followed his mother to the study, leaving enough space for his father to repair his uncle, so as to vent his anger.

Quan Zhilong glanced at the nunchaku in Li Shengxian's hand, and said, "Are you imitating the ancients' pleading guilty to the thorn"?" Li Shengxian was still trembling in his heart, but when he thought of having a weapon in his hand, he regained his backbone in an instant and said : "Brother, don't hit me! I will fight back!" He said, imitating Mr. Bruce Lee, playing with the nunchaku twice, hitting his elbow, and tears almost flowed out of pain.

Quan Zhilong jumped up, hooked Li Shengxianxi's neck, and said angrily: "How dare you send the photo to my wife, and add embellishments to say so many things that deserve to be beaten, you are looking for death, you know? I won't beat you today You, you don't know who your brother is!"

Li Shengxian raised his hand in surrender, handed in the nunchaku in his hand, and said, "Brother, Manman didn't hurt you! Look, Manman is so considerate, generous and decent, you have to learn from her, don't be vengeful , be tolerant, be tolerant!"

It's okay not to mention Xu Qingman, but when he said it, Quan Zhilong became more resentful. He hit Li Shengxian on the head with a sap, and said, "Can you call Manman too? Sister-in-law, sister-in-law!" Li Shengxian nodded weakly.Quan Zhilong continued to resent, pointing to a note on the wall parallel to their wedding photo, and said, "Isn't this what you call me? I'm about to step into the footsteps of the president and Brother PSY. Thanks to you kid!"

Li Shengxian was so pleased with himself, he jumped onto the sofa, carefully studied the above clauses, laughed so hard that he fell off the sofa.A certain makami who was lying on the carpet didn't know how to restrain himself, patted the carpet and laughed, gloating: "Brother, if a female creature appears within ten meters of you in the future, you have to report it to Manman. Mie hahaha! Brother , don’t go to nightclubs from now on, otherwise, you’ll have to call Manman all the time! Mie hahaha!”

Li Shengxian smiled so proudly that he didn't notice Captain Quan's darkened face at the moment.Captain Quan kicked a blind young lady on the leg, and said disgustedly: "Go away and laugh, you boy, I can't go to nightclubs in the future, do you think you can?" Quan Zhilong was very Thinking darkly: Little boy, even if I die, I will have to hold you back!

The maknae found out and reminded: "Brother, didn't you sign some 'unequal treaty' with Manman before? You also take it out and stick it on the other side, so that it will be equal."

Quan Zhilong's eyes lit up, isn't it!Many years ago, he did force Xu Qingman to sign an unequal treaty, which seemed to be placed in a drawer in his studio.He patted the maknae on the head and praised: "The kid has a good memory! Keep it up!" Then he rushed into the studio like the wind, looking for his unequal treaty.

Taking advantage of the owner's absence, Li Shengxian unkindly climbed onto the sofa again, quickly took a photo of the "house rules" on the wall, and quickly uploaded it to his INS.Recently, the retweets of the status he posted are not very high, so I have to use his brother to increase the retweets!

Therefore, when Quan Zhilong was looking for the unequal treaty signed by his wife, the "family rules" he signed himself had been seen by the people of the Republic of Korea and even the whole world, and forwarded at the speed of light.The news that he was completely controlled by his wife and completely reduced to a "wife slave" spread among fans in various countries.

At this time, Mrs. Quan, who was on the Internet, also saw the status posted by Mr. Shengli, and then silently forwarded it and liked it.

When Quan Zhilong showed up holding the unequal treaty that Xu Qingman signed many years ago, Xu Qingman just squinted his eyes and smiled, hugged Quan Zhilong, and said, "Oppa, we must mourn and change!"

Quan Zhilong didn't know, so he put his head in front of the computer, saw Li Shengxian's xi state, and saw a row of messages below: "Zhilong Oppa is afraid of internal affairs!" "Oppa is being controlled by his sister-in-law to death!" "Oppa I won’t be able to go to nightclubs anymore, I’ll touch my head to comfort you!” “Oppa, there’s a price to be paid for being a married man!”…

Quan Zhilong left angrily, wanted to go to the living room to grab the maknae and beat him up, but he had already run away.Mr. Quan is angry and sad!In his previous life, he must have been Hitler, or some kind of cosmic demon king. In this life, he will meet such a young lady who is afraid of chaos in the world, and a group of fans who are gloating at other people's misfortune!

No matter how worried Mr. Quan is in his heart, his reputation of "fear of internal affairs" has taken root in the circle since then and cannot be eradicated.As for Mr. Quan, he can only say that he is a fan of the old Mr. Ip Man, following a famous saying: There is no man who is afraid of his wife, only a man who respects his wife!

The author has something to say: I came to the ball to pay attention