[Gintama] The integrity is broken

Serve this white, tender, fragrant and soft meat bun.

I looked at the steamed stuffed bun vendor pitifully with wet eyes. If it was the heroine, this kind of eyes would definitely work?

I'm not sure, not because I don't trust the author, but because the steamed stuffed bun vendor didn't even look at me from the beginning to the end!According to my observation, the peddler's eyes didn't move a single grid.

I can't help but think that the author must have a purpose in doing this.Maybe, this is the golden finger that the author opened for me, specially to prevent the hawker from seeing me so that I can do things more conveniently?

Speaking of which, since all the policemen here can be hooligans, the pure and good citizens have to transform themselves to adapt to this environment.

I watched my hands involuntarily approach the heat source.

Again, this is not an excuse!

"I've had enough, you beggar, get your hands off my bun!"

It turns out that the peddler brothers didn't see it, but they chose not to see it.

"I haven't met you yet." I muttered, turning around reluctantly, as if giving up.

It was too late to say, but it was so fast, at the moment when the hawker let down his vigilance, I turned around and grabbed two buns at the speed of a hungry wolf, and ran away without looking back.

The ancients often said that a man dies for food. At this moment, I ignored the fact that I never exercised, but just settled in one direction and ran and ran panting.

"Boss of Master House, come and help me catch the thief, a cup of sundae."

I knew I was wrong, just in such a flash, I was pushed to the ground, unable to move, still biting the half-eaten bun in my mouth.

Because this happened so fast, I still had another bun in my hand, and it was too late to put it in my mouth.

I have fantasized about meeting Gintoki Sakata countless times, but I never imagined that such a dramatic thing would happen to me.

The silver natural roll was pressed against my hand holding the bun with Lake Toya, and the lazy tone really made me want to strangle him to death with a paw, "The agreed sundae, don't deny it."

From the corner of the eye, I watched the peddler staring at me with embarrassment, that expression, as if he never thought that I could be so useless, and I was healed immediately.

The peddler looked at me for a long time, and probably saw that I didn't have any hair on me, so he thought he was unlucky, touched his nose and said, "Anyway, she's a woman, although it's not worth much, but if you sell it to Yoshiwara, someone will take it." .”

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Ah, let's talk about something else.

My name is Hua Jiesui, and before transmigrating, I was just an ordinary human being with no distinctive features. The only advantage I can say is that I have a thick skin, and this is also my fatal flaw.

I am afraid that I will not be able to learn that kind of shy, watery eyes in eight lifetimes, but this does not prevent me from imitating it.

"Boss of Wanshiwu, please help poor me!"

Anyone who sees a thing with disheveled hair say those words in a pretentiously cute tone, the normal reaction will be to spit like a peddler.

But Sakata Gintoki just twitched the fish eyes to death, put away Lake Toya, and walked forward with a blank expression.

...That psychological quality is indeed extremely strong, if you don't count the scene where he hit the pillar.

Youth comics is a place where heroes emerge in large numbers, and the protagonists will always have cheats and various cheats to assist them.

Sakata Gintoki is not the only protagonist in the animation world, but he is my salvation. At least when the peddler has not finished vomiting and has no strength to sell me, I will try my best to hug the protagonist's thigh.

I believe that, in fact, every time-travel heroine sometimes feels that she is unique, and I am no exception.

But I really don't have the confidence to let Shiroyasha, who survived the cracks of the war and was once shaken by the enemy and his companions, take me in.

Sakata Gintoki left with leisurely steps, his natural curls stood out in the crowd.

I chased after him without much effort, and almost followed him all the way, until I saw the standards of Master House before I summoned up the courage to stand in front of him.

"Please take me in, I'm good at doing laundry, cooking, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling!"

The dead fish eyes showed no expression, and passed me directly.

I suddenly reached out and grabbed his sleeve, expressing a hurt expression, trying to arouse his sympathy.

Obviously, I didn't notice how thunderous my appearance and expression are. My body is covered in dust and ash, my hair is messy, and my face is hideous. I just crawled out of the mirror like a ghost, and there is blood in my eyes to show that I am dying. .

Sakata Yinshi paused, his nostril-picking hands were stiff, and nosebleeds flew everywhere. I couldn't let go of the panicked look of being molested by five big men in turn.

Is there... so scary... I just want to ask for shelter....

"Yes..." I weakly squeezed out a sad expression, and was stunned before I could express myself.

Sakata Gintoki let out a mournful scream, his voice was joyful(?), and he slammed his head against the wall like flying, making his blood gore [Hey! ] "Time machine, time machine! Where are you!"

Looked at the wrong place, the time machine is in Nobita's desk, and the random door...is not on that wall either.

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Although I tried my best to suppress the high notes in my throat, I couldn't help but feel powerless when I looked at myself in the mirror.No wonder Sakata Gintoki had that expression just now, and I almost suspected that I was that kind of Apiao who appeared and disappeared at night.

I caught the water with both hands and slapped it on my face. The cold water made me realize clearly that I was not dreaming. This place is really the three-dimensional in Two-dimensional. Sure enough, this kind of thing is unbelievable no matter how you think about it.

I poked my head out of the bathroom and said, "Do you have any clothes? I want to take a shower."

Even though I was frightened, he still let me in... Such a person, shouldn't refuse my small request, right?

"No." Through the unexpected answer in a lazy voice, I can almost imagine the decadent look of Sakata Gintoki half lying on the sofa.

I retracted my head, and raised my voice slightly: "Don't you just want to see the naked body, then I will sacrifice my appearance and self to fulfill your jjj!"

The dead fish eyes twitched suddenly, Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils and walked to the bathroom, and glanced at me, "Ah, girl, don't tell lies."

It’s good to have a little expectation. Does such an obvious doubt confirm my timidity?To be honest, I really didn't dare, but when he saw it like this, I immediately said like a queen: "If you dare to look at it, I will dare to take it off!"

Misfortune came out of my mouth, and my intestines were full of regrets, but the words had already been released, and I really couldn't step down.

The world couldn't stop me anymore, I tore off the obi of the kimono as if I was going all out, and I was about to pull the clothes off.

Sakata Gintoki immediately conceded defeat, and an obviously oversized bathrobe covered my head.

I pulled the bathrobe off my head and closed the door with a smile.

The moment the door was locked, I felt my heart beating faster and fell limp behind the door.

Fortunately, there is still a lower limit for this natural volume, or it is really over.

Uh, maybe he was disgusted or maybe, with my dirty and smelly look, maybe no one wants to post it upside down.

Hugging the protagonist's thigh is the route for all ordinary time-travelers to survive. According to the rumors circulating on the Internet, this route is a good start and half the battle. Therefore, the method of stalking and stalking reached a certain level in a certain period. highest peak.

In the few anime fans I read at the time, the heroine was always unexpectedly favored by God. In addition to predicting that the anime will go to the butterfly, the entire fanfic, and there are countless excellent Chinese papers who love the heroine to death.

However, I judged with my own eyes that if Sakata Gintoki suddenly showed me all kinds of courtesies, then this article would be able to hang on to the southeast branch.

I looked at my face again in the mirror, covered my eyes with all kinds of wet and messy bangs, and walked out.

Gintoki Sakata was sitting on the sofa watching TV without even looking at me.

Below is my reaction.

I forced myself to sit next to him, and said, "My name is Hua Yusui, I'm homeless, so I want to be your little brother."

He glanced sideways at me, "I don't take in girls who run away from home, lest they be accused of abducting girls and going to jail."

I can't guarantee anything else, but there is absolutely no one I know or someone who knows me in Two-dimensional, so I firmly said, "Don't worry, I have no relatives."

He continued, "You seem to be quite happy."

I was crazy, "No one would be happy about this kind of thing, okay, if you didn't look very righteous, would I have used it so humbly to beg you to take me in?"

I forgot that the once righteous boy has evolved into a wretched uncle, so after hearing this, Siyu's eyes just moved, "My name is Sakata Gintoki, and I will be your boss from now on."

If you are polite, you still have to say, "Oh, your name is really nice, just as nice as my Ah Yin."

At this moment, his head was completely turned around, and he asked in surprise, "Your Ah Yin?"

The only consolation after time travel is that all my twelve Ichimaru silver cards came with me, so I nodded hurriedly, and found a card from the bathrobe, and it showed up, with the shape of Ichimaru silver holding a knife.

Sakata Gintoki looked up at the sky, "It's bleach. By the way, the next jump will be released tomorrow."

I grabbed the card and approached him, "Aren't you going to express your opinion on my dear Ah Yin?"

Dead Fisheye remained motionless, "Is there anything to say."

I rubbed the card on my face, with a happy face, "For example, Ichimaru Gin is so handsome, so cute, so Q, my A Yin, oh, just mentioning him makes my blood boil."

One hand snatched my card,