[Gintama] The integrity is broken

Abandoned people.

He raised his foot and went straight to the vital point. Tu Fang suddenly opened his eyes wide, as if he didn't expect that I would make such an insidious move, but he reacted very quickly, and immediately grabbed my wrist and moved it to the right. I screamed in pain, and the kick missed. up the track.

Seeing this, Kagura quickly pulled out his umbrella and shot straight, bullets came from all directions. It seems that Kagura wanted me and Hijikata to become a hornet's nest. OTZ, girl Kagura, look carefully, there are teammates here. Boom! ! !

Hijikata and I, who were enemies just a moment ago, looked at each other, and quickly formed an alliance under the premise of protecting our lives. The two palmed each other, and pushed ourselves away by the reaction force, achieving the effect of avoiding bullets. This kind of cooperation is an unexpected tacit understanding.

After I had a revolutionary friendship, I stood in front of Tufang with a rather ashamed expression, "I'm sorry, I almost killed you."

Tu Fang casually threw away the cigarette in his hand, "I don't seem to have offended you."

After thinking about it, I decided to hide what happened that day. In fact, it was not his fault.

"Because I, like Kagura, came here recently, so I was a little scared when I saw the Shinsengumi. I'm really sorry."

Tufang related the matter to the natural reaction of the smuggling girl after seeing the police, and her face brightened a little, "It turns out that this is the case. Although I am only a deputy chief, it is no problem to give you a fake household registration."

As a policeman, is it really okay to say things like giving false testimony for smugglers in broad daylight?Sure enough, the Shinsengumi is an organization similar to bandits?

Hijikata seems to be a little dissatisfied with my expression, is it because I didn't respond properly.

"Thank you so much, Mr. Hijikata." I said ecstatically with disgusted eyes of admiration, "Both Kagura and I are grateful."

After saying these few words, an uncharacteristic expression flashed across Tufang's face. I deeply doubt whether this is just being transferred, or being possessed by aliens...

Tufang took out a cigarette from his arms and lit it, and that contemptuous aura emerged, making me feel that what I saw just now was just an illusion.

He asked casually, "What's your name?"

Only then did I realize that he and Yinshi had some inexplicable resemblance, such as that beating tone of voice.

Since he asked sincerely, I also want to give him some face. After a moment of contemplation, I calmly said, "I'm making a bean paste ball."

When walking in the rivers and lakes, you always have to get some vests to defend yourself.

Kagura, who couldn't get in his mouth, finally had a chance to speak, and jumped out to stand between me and Hijikata, winking at me, "Sister, isn't your name sofa, when did you change your name?"

I was crazy, "I never said I was called a sofa from the beginning to the end, Yinshi is completely deceiving your weak heart, go and beat him!"

As soon as Yinshi's natural curly hair came out of the window, Kagura knocked it down with an umbrella, "Ayin, you lied to Kagura, Sister Sofa asked me to beat you, Alu. "

"..."

Tufang waved his hands and left, turning a blind eye to the farce here, "Then, goodbye, both of you."

Hey, don't go, I saw your frightened expression, did Yinshi's being beaten really make you so happy? Tell me, what is the shady relationship between you, please tell me, please.

Hey, it turns out that Tufang and Yinshi are half-brothers, they love each other, love and kill each other, how can they be repaired? By the way, this place is not called the House of All Things, it should be called the House of War to fit the current appearance, right!

ˇ番外特别篇ˇ最新更新:2013-08-1315:34:58

Time: [-] a.m. Universal time

Location: Kabukicho

Mary Sue: Holy Joy

Mary Su's men: Sakata Gintoki, Katsura Kotaro, Hijikata Juro, Okita Sougo [cross out] Elizabeth [Hi!

-----------This is destined to be an extraordinary day-------------

Just like at the beginning of many cheating novels, there will be a beautiful and noble princess appearing, attracting many men to flock to her.

Today, I am not the protagonist, but a narrator with a video recorder. Let us start from the first shot.

The camera above the Wanshiwu passed through the roof and took pictures inside.

'Ding dong' the doorbell of Master House rang...and it rang again...and it rang again...

The man with natural curly hair lazily turned around, remembering that Kagura and the girl had gone out to make a commission, and the house was empty, so he reluctantly brushed his teeth, washed his face, changed his clothes and opened the door.

Even if the girl is left hanging outside the door for an entire hour, the gears of fate are always so wonderful, love at first sight is by no means accidental.

A graceful girl with a body like a brushing willow is pulling the suitcase, glanced at Yinshi shyly and timidly, then hangs her head delicately, her voice is as melodious as spring water in Tianshan Mountain, and her gentle voice is fascinating, "I am Aixinjueluo Shengyue, I immigrated from the Celestial Dynasty, and the new house is being renovated, can you let me stay for a few nights?"

I said... can you talk about your last name a little bit more?Still love Xinjueluo!Don't think that you will be deceived by you when you are the princess of the Qing Dynasty with silver clothes! !Let's fight, Yinshi, beat this bullshit girl away! ! !

Such a gentle girl made Yinshi's face flushed red, and she said in a daze, "Beautiful princess, please let me carry your luggage for you, you can live in Wanshiwu, and you can ask auntie to sleep with you... of..."

Yinshi's mental activity: Oh, I'm so shy, Auntie, I can actually live with a girl who doesn't eat fireworks. This is a blessing I have cultivated in several lifetimes.

The sound of heavy objects falling, I was lying on the ground convulsing all over, silver time!You brother Jing is upper body, when did the attribute of shyness mess in! ! !And you calling yourself A, Aunt, is a huge BUG, ​​right? ! !How can you say something like a beautiful princess without conscience - no, I'll vomit first.

[Shooting paused! 】

[Filming continues! 】

I weakly picked up the video recorder from the dark, and found that there was no one in the hall of Master House!Only the suitcase is messy in the wind!

Ciao, have you already had sex in just a short while!Silver time, what about your integrity! ! !

I kicked open the door without hesitation, one orangutan and another orangutan looked at me wrapped in sheets, and then fled screaming.

"..."

"I'm sorry, I went to the wrong set." After I bowed deeply with great apology, I ran to the street with the video camera on my shoulders. I saw Shengyue and Yinshi surrounded by stars on the road, and countless reporters flashed Snapshot query.

"Princess Shengyue, are you emigrating this time for your fiancé?"

"Is your fiancé this naturally curly?"

"I heard that you have thousands of lovers, who is your favorite?"

Shengyue's eyes were filled with tears, and the little bird hid behind Yinshi sympathetically, even though she was crying, she could vaguely see the seductive blush on her skinny face: "That's not the case, I...me."

Cry as soon as you say it, it really is an acting school, I admire it, OTZ.

Yinshi stood in front of Shengyue, using the torrential sword energy of Lake Toya to force the crowd and reporters back, and while the mountains and rivers were changing color and the chickens were flying, he pulled up the little hands of the people behind him and galloped away.

Such a scene was originally extremely beautiful. It is a pity that the beautiful and kind princess will not stop because of a man, and there are thousands of men waiting for her to be lucky. Naturally, Yinshi took away... Dengshi Mother-in-law [Hello!

Watching Yinshi turn into a shooting star, I sighed: [Sakata Yinshi, complete defeat! 】

roll!How can he be a little more frustrating if he was thrown away after only uttering a single line since he appeared on the stage, so when the protagonist Silver's fucking meets Mary Sue, his IQ completely breaks through absolute zero and turns the table! ! !

the other side...

In order to avoid the pursuit of the Shinsengumi, Katsura Kotaro saw an existence that made his heart beat faster in a park with fluttering cherry blossoms and snow and rain, and he couldn't help but want to get closer.

She is so touching, Gui Xiaotaro's heart is touched by her, his blood boils, and he clamors to get close to her!

Gui Xiaotaro walked towards Shengyue like a gentleman, his cool hands revealed his inner excitement.

Shengyue stood under the tree, with cherry blossom petals flying all over the sky, as if it had become the only scenery in the world, like a poem and a picture.

Gui Xiaotaro approached Shengyue slowly, as if any abruptness would frighten the fairy who fell into the mortal world.

He summoned up the courage to speak, "Miss, can you... let me touch the meat ball in your hand?"

"Please, just for a while, no, let me see it!!!"

Beside every princess, there will be a clever, cute and furry beast!This kind of beastman sees people who love cars and sees cars

A pet that can greatly increase Mary Sue's lethality and aggressiveness.

Shengyue hugged the beast, and the corners of her mouth raised slightly, "If you tell me that you like me, as a reward, I will give you Yuanyuan."

Gui Xiaotaro clenched his fists and fell into a dilemma, but obviously, his love for meat balls prevailed.

"Beautiful princess, Katsura Kotaro is willing to be your most loyal knight, and will go through life and death for you, even after death!"

My hand shakes in aerial photography.

As expected of Mary Sue, she is too cruel to come up with such an insidious trick.

Gui Kotaro! ! !you wake up! !Loyal knights are ready to die at any time, and they can't resist being squeezed and having sex! !

...All right.

The conclusion reached is: [Gui Xiaotaro, complete defeat! 】

Take a look at Yinshi, his lines are three times that of yours! Get the hell out!

Gui Xiaotaro teased the meat ball in his arms as he wished, and pink flowers and dreamy bubbles bloomed for miles around him.

I've been captured too thoroughly. I'm still not a samurai. Hey, I followed Sheng Yue's figure with black lines all over my face and left.

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