If you think about it carefully, you can get married at the age of 16 in Japan.

In other words, if Erika agrees, they can go to get the certificate tomorrow. In short, it is impossible for Yuta and Sparrow to take the lead.

The child is called Wujo Erika.

Will it be too hasty?It seems that it has the same name as Erika.

Then don't have children, he's not interested anyway.

To be more precise, before Erika, Gojo Satoru almost avoided the troublesome thing of starting a family.

Just like what Erika said before when she cursed Jie in front of Jie, under normal circumstances, Gojo Satoru would not get married until he was 40 years old.

Anyway, at that time, no matter whether he likes it or not, those people from the Wutiao family will always find a fiancée for him out of nowhere.

But with Erika it will be different!

Gojo Satoru decided to lure Erika to Gojo's house the next time he had a chance, and then show those old men who were about to enter the soil a few times.

Just as he was thinking so enthusiastically, the movement of the girl in his arms gradually quieted down.Gojo Satoru turned his face slightly to the side, but he could only see the long eyelashes of the opponent under the scattered blond hair.

are you asleep? ...No, it seems that I fainted.

why?

Gojo Satoru thought for a while in doubt, and suddenly remembered that Erika had said something with a trembling voice just now.

"No, I'm still afraid of heights."

"Let me go, ah, teacher."

Oh, I'm afraid of heights.

Hey, Erika is afraid of heights!

Gojo Satoru's figure stopped in mid-air, he was silent for a moment, then suddenly changed his strategy.

Gojo Satoru, who teleported directly past the dormitory auntie to the girls' dormitory, landed lightly, and carefully placed the person in his arms on the bed, his nose moved slightly, smelling the cursed filth in the air.

The taste of Su Nuo on both sides.

He glanced at the corner of the bed where the smell was the strongest. Judging from the range, the two-faced Su Nuo seemed to have sat there.

Gojo Satoru squeezed his chin and thought for a while, then squatted down, gathered the magic power in his palm, patted it once, and patted it again.

Great, now the territory is his again.

He also wondered how long the two-faced Su Nuo would be able to watch the play slowly in Youren's body, but he couldn't hold back in the end.

Gojo Satoru thought complacently, whether it was not obvious enough to leave only one spell on Erika all of a sudden.It’s better to leave it all over the body, it’s better to let the two-faced Su Nuo behind the IMAX laser screen die of anger.

Anyway, he couldn't get out, and even if he did, he could only be beaten by him at his current level.

This idea made Wujo Wu happy, and he could almost imagine Su Nuo's gloomy eyes.

But let alone Su Nuo in that case, probably a first-level conjurer can find it.

Those guys with a sense of integrity will definitely talk too much in front of Erika.

It's better for him not to be smug.

Gojo Satoru twitched his lower lip regretfully, and lowered his eyes to look at the girl on the bed.

Her eyes were gently closed, and the wet hair on her forehead was pulled to the sides, revealing a smooth and small forehead.

"Erika?"

Gojo Satoru squatted beside the bed, resting his chin with his palms, his head tilted slightly.

no response.

"I'm going to catch a cold, Erika."

He tried to shout again, and poked the opponent's cheek with his warm fingertips even more vigorously.

Still no response.

So Wujo Wujo made an inch of progress.

He pinched the other person's face, and tugged at the curly forehead hair.

The crackling shutter sounded, Gojo Gojo made a comparison, and secretly set the group photo as the phone wallpaper.

After doing this series of things, Gojo Satoru began to seriously think about what to do.

[Gojo Satoru]: Hey, Nanami, what do you think, if I change Erika's clothes, will Erika hate me when she wakes up?

……

[Gojo Satoru]: If you ignore me, I will continue to come to your house to watch Crayon Shin-chan.

[Qihai Jianren]: I am calling the police.

[Wujo Satoru]: You are so boring.

Although he complained like this, Gojo Satoru thought about it for a while, and it seemed that there was indeed something wrong with his way of expression.

So he added the cause and effect, including the fact that Erika was fainted by him.

[Qihai Jianren]: ...

[Qihai Jianren]: So why didn't you use teleportation from the beginning.

Gojo Satoru blinked innocently.

[Wujo Satoru]: I finally found an opportunity, of course to hold on longer.

He spoke with confidence and righteousness, and even Qi Haijian people subconsciously took it for granted when he spoke righteously.

Oops, he seems to be being led astray by Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru is shit.

[Nanami Jianren]: Nagasaki and the others should still be in school, you can ask them.

[Gojo Satoru]: No, I just made up my mind to keep Erika away from female creatures.

[Qihai Jianren]: ...Why?

As soon as the words were sent out, Jianren Qihai regretted it. Anyway, according to Wutiaowu's magical and willful brain circuit, he couldn't give any reasonable answer.

Just as he expected, within half a minute, Wujo Wu's message came back.

[Gojo Satoru]: Because Erika seems to like girls more than me.

[Qihai Jianren]: Is there any existence in this world who chooses you between the two?

[Gojo Satoru]: Hmph, Qihai, a social animal who is tortured by overtime all day long, can't understand the feeling of a person like me who is favored by cute girls.

This long series of words without punctuation marks made Jianren Qihai read it twice before he could understand it.

Before he had time to reply, he continued to be bombarded by Gojo Satoru's text messages.

[Gojo Satoru]: And, the last time Erika said in front of Yuren that I was the strongest, if it wasn't for Yuta, I would have recorded it as the ringtone for the incoming call.

[Gojo Satoru]: Erika also said that she joined my national fan club. I secretly tried to add it, and found that there was even a question about whether I should use my left hand or my right hand first when undressing.

[Gojo Satoru]: Based on the above, Erika really likes me, but she doesn't hate me anyway, otherwise how could she write a [-]-word essay praising me.

[Qihai Jianren]: ... Are you going all out to sneak into your support club just to do this kind of boring thing?

[Wujo Satoru]: It's not a boring thing, Nanami would do the same thing.The girl I like joined my fan club and wrote a [-]-word compliment, everyone wants to read it.

[Qihai Jianren]: No, I won't.

[Five Satoru]: All in all!I've watched it three times!I also sent a copy to Nitro!You said whether I should print it out and send a copy to everyone.

……

Is this the legendary self-guided strategy?

Crazy, this guy is crazy again.

Jianren Qihai seemed to hear Gojo Satoru's "hehehe, hehe hehe" laughter.

He calmly closed the chat box with Gojo Satoru, watching that flamboyant avatar flickering, but had no intention of opening it again.

Even if Gojo Satoru puts Crayon Shin-chan in his apartment in the middle of the night, he's fine with it.

Determined to punish the evil and promote the good, Nanami, a reliable adult, and Jianren asked Ichito for the phone number of Auntie, the housekeeper of the girls' dormitory, and then ruthlessly pressed the dial button.

"Hi, hello, I'm Qihai, a first-level magician..."

"Yes, there is a pervert on the third floor in the girls' dormitory, please deal with it."

"That's right, it's Gojo Satoru again."

"... Sorry to trouble you, thank you very much."

Five minutes later, Nanami Jianren received a call from Gojo Satoru.

The voice of the white-haired magician fell into the ears of Jianren Qihai faintly through the conduction of electronic equipment.

"I'll take revenge, Nanami."

When Gojo Satoru said that, the sound of dripping rain was mixed in his voice.

It is estimated that it was driven outside to get wet.

Jianren Qihai sneered in his heart.

Deserve it.

"Ah, choo—"

The hot sun scorched the green grass, but Erika sneezed abruptly under the shade of a tree.

Caught a cold.

This time it's true.

But apart from the itchy nose, there is nothing uncomfortable. Is it really the reason why my brother said that she has a good physique like a monkey?

"That's how it's always been!"

Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers, attracting the attention of the drowsy Knotabagi Yuhito trio.

"Student Erihua played too much, so she accidentally broke her phone, good boy, don't learn from it."

The trio sitting in a row looked up at Gojo Satoru in tacit understanding, and then chose to ignore it unanimously.

"I heard that Atobu, you fought with that curse spirit with sutures on his face?"

"At that time, Fu Hei should be beside me, right?"

"..."

"Passed out, what a shame."

Gojo Satoru cut in with a gleeful smile.

"Don't say that, Huita has been sulking for a long time because he missed the battle."

"……I do not have."

"Huh? Unexpectedly childish."

"No, I told you I didn't."

"But having said that, after all, Fuhei was brought up under the influence of Wutiao teacher."

Unbearable, Fu Heihui clenched his fists and said "shut up" with a gloomy face.

Rose Nagasaki shut up.

It wasn't threatened by him, it was just that Nagasaki Wild Rose suddenly thought of something more important.

She supported her body and leaned back, turned her head sideways, and looked at Erika who was in a daze: "It must be a big problem in terms of contact during the time when there is no mobile phone in Atobe."

"Hmph, teacher, I've thought of this a long time ago!"

Gojo Satoru's back suddenly lit up, and he magically conjured a new mobile phone from his hand, both in style and case, exactly the same as Erika's original one.

The smile on his face kept widening, and widening.

A terrible idea suddenly popped up in the mind of Nagasaki Wild Rose.

"...when did you start preparing?" she asked.

Gojo Satoru squeezed his chin, and replied frankly: "It probably ends on Erika's birthday."

Hey guys, started hoping someone else's phone died over a week ago.

Nagasaki Wild Rose was once again shocked by his shamelessness.

Gojo Satoru naturally knew what his students were thinking, but he didn't care, it was all the truth after all.

From the moment he recalled all the memories about Erika, the only thing left in his mind was how to keep Erika as his own.

First of all, the mobile phone with three-digit contacts is his biggest obstacle.

Erika, who was stared at by Gojo Gojo's fiery eyes, finally had a chance to speak. She hesitated for a moment, and took out a new mobile phone from her pocket, "Well, I actually bought one when I was going out this morning."

Knotweed Youruhito: Did the Wutiao teacher buy it for nothing?

Nagasaki Wild Rose: I have already begun to look forward to his expression.

Fu Heihui: ...I have a bad feeling.

However, Gojo Satoru's mood didn't get worse at all, and there were still little flowers blowing from his back.

"Huh? Really? Lend me to see?"

Gojo Satoru kindly extended his hand to Erika.

One crack, two cracks.

Erika's newly bought mobile phone was reduced to ashes in his hands.

Knotweed Yuhito:?

Nagasaki Wild Rose: My understanding of idiots has reached a higher level.

Fu Heihui: ...Forget it.

Looking at her scrapped mobile phone again, Erika didn't feel angry. After all, the new one was indeed a new one, and nothing in it had time to be saved and downloaded, so there would be no trouble in changing it.

But she felt that if Gojo Gojo's bad personality didn't change, it wouldn't be just the phone that would be damaged by him next time.

To teach him the dangers of society!

Empty his little coffers!

"It's a limited edition."

Erika started to talk nonsense, she did some calculations, and it seemed that she spent 7 yuan to buy that mobile phone, that is to say——

"It's 14 yen."

Gojo Satoru laughed.

"Hey, is it only 14?"

"...20?"

Erika became nervous for no reason.

Oops, I didn't know the market of mobile phones beforehand, is the price quoted too low?So he saw it?

Gojo Satoru took all the little expressions of the girl in front of him into his eyes.

Although he hates Erika for lying to him because of other people, I have to say that Erika is also cute when she lies.

"No matter how you say it, it should be 140 million."

Gojo Satoru spoke casually, lazily resting his chin, looking at the dull eyes of the students with satisfaction.

Erika was the first to come to her senses, she swallowed subconsciously.

Gojo Satoru...is even more wasteful than her.

Putting it on her, she will be educated by Keigo Atobe to experience the suffering of the world for two days to improve her shopping taste.

Erika thought of her precarious savings in this world. Although she made some money from stocks, it never reached the level of 140 million.

"teacher."

"I'm listening."

"I can go buy another mobile phone and drop it for you."

A new way to get rich.

Gojo Satoru looked at Erika's extremely serious eyebrows and eyes, and couldn't help laughing.

"Okay." He agreed lightly, "I think it's time to change all the things in Erika's dormitory."

It would be good to move some things from his house. Gojo's house has a lot of collections that he doesn't like. He has been using them as waste to pad the corners of the table, but they will definitely be of great use if they are placed at Erika's place.

For example, the next time Su Nuo went to Erika while he was not paying attention, he would definitely have a heart attack on the spot when he saw the house full of Wujo's things.

"...Is this person so rich?"

Nagasaki Wild Rose put her hands together, lowered her voice and asked Megumi Fukuro beside her.

"what."

Fu Heihui replied blankly, with some vicissitudes in his eyes.

Knotaba Yuhito, who had never seen anyone buy a mobile phone for 140 million yen in his life, couldn't help but exclaimed, "That's amazing".

Erika turned on the mobile phone Gojo Satoru gave her.

The screen saver was a selfie of Gojo Satoru, who was a bit like a jerk, with wet hair and a black turtleneck with his chin hidden.

...is still expected.

Hey, wait, this is her dormitory, right?

No, the one sleeping in the back is simply herself!

Realizing this, Erika's forehead twitched, and she took a deep breath, determined to delete the embarrassing photo from Gojo Satoru's phone after everyone split up.

"Well, but I can't restore the information on Erika's phone before, so I saved my contact information first, ah, and there is Nitro."

No, in fact, it can be recovered, and it's all with Little Sparrow, but Gojo Satoru will never tell Erika.

Very good, in this way, he is Erika's only——

"Hey, is this Senior Yi Gu?"

Nagasaki Yarose's elbow rested on Erika's shoulder, the friendship between girls has always been more friendly, and she saw Erika's full mailbox without any concealment.

"Ah, really, Senior Gouju is here too."

"Hahaha, this is Maki-senpai, right?"

"Why did Senior Panda send his mugshot?"

"Who is Luanbu?"

"Maybe it's a companion from the place where Atobe works part-time."

The students in front of them suddenly started discussing in a few words.

Gojo Satoru suddenly had a bad premonition.

He withdrew the phone from Erika's hand, his blue eyes moved down, scanning the messages line by line.

[Otoko Yuta]: Are you awake, Erika?Remember to eat breakfast.

Gojo Satoru tapped the screen twice with his fingertips.

[Erika]: How did Yuta find this number?

Although there was a time difference of twelve hours, Yigu Youtai quickly replied to the message.

[Otoko Yuta]: Did you snatch Erika's phone again, teacher?

[Erihua]: Don't change the subject, it's Nitro who told you.

A very positive tone.

After all, in order to prevent Erika from being injured suddenly and no one can be found, Gojo Satoru reluctantly told Yari Glass that he changed Erika's new number.

Knowing this, Otoko Yuta had no intention of hiding it.

[Yi Gu You Tai]: I slightly agreed to bring something to the senior family.

traitor!Nitro, the traitor!

He specifically told him not to tell others, otherwise someone would dig him out!In the end, he betrayed him just because he wanted to buy something!

Wujo Wujo was so angry that he was dying.

Mana was poured into this square electronic product from his fingertips, and with a click, the intact screen cracked under the hot sun.

Gojo Satoru raised his hand and threw it away. The discarded mobile phone drew a perfect parabola in the air and fell steadily into the trash can.

cool.

He won't even tell Nitro this time.

Gojo Satoru lowered his eyes, stared at the shocked girl in front of him with a smile.

"Choose another one, Erika, even if it's 200 million, I'll buy it for you."

... No, she just doesn't know the market, and it's not like she doesn't have common sense. Where did she get the 200 million mobile phone.

Is it diamond-encrusted?

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