I woke up with eight tails

In the early morning, Qin Fangfei opened the curtains and let in the warm sun and bright light.

He turned around, and saw that the quilt was piled up on the big bed in a mess, and the little goblin was arched in the middle of the quilt, revealing a white waist, and the few red marks on the waistline were very imaginative.

Lou Lian didn't want to get up, the winter quilt had magic power, and it sealed him inside.

Qin Fangfei smiled helplessly, and got up to make breakfast.

However, after his breakfast was put away, Lou Lian was still writhing under the blanket.

"Well, my back hurts..." Lou Lian hummed in a very long tone.

Qin Fangfei walked over, pressed one leg on the bed, and touched the warm skin: "Here?"

"A little bit below."

Finding the right place, Qin Fangfei massaged it skillfully with a little force - it was so refreshing that Lou Lian didn't even want to get up.

"Lie down for a while, just for a while..."

Qin Fangfei patted his upturned buttocks: "Aren't you going to the hospital?"

Lou Lian: "Let's go tonight."

Qin Fangfei didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Today's midnight flight will be too late."

Lou Lian then turned over, with his belly facing up, and in the next second, a big-bellied raccoon cat appeared in the middle of the quilt mountain, and his tone was also [-]% reluctant: "Then you carry me over."

"..."

After eating and drinking enough, the two went straight to the hospital last time.

They were received by the same doctor last time, and their expressions were still indescribable—although they had signed a confidentiality agreement and understood the principle of leaving things alone, they always felt that something was wrong.

They didn't go to the obstetrics and gynecology department. After all, it was too strange, so the hospital formed a special team to take care of this matter.

When the guts were printed out, Lou Lian comforted the doctor and said, "It's okay, I've gone through a lot of wind and waves, and in my future career, there is nothing that can shock you anymore."

The doctor smiled palely: "That's right. Director Lin from the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology will come when I get the film later."

Lou Lian: "Okay, I'm sorry."

The waiting time was still very long, the two sat on the waiting seats, Lou Lian lowered his head, looking at his stomach thoughtfully.

"What are you thinking?" Qin Fangfei asked.

"I'm thinking," Lou Lian said, "how long will this little brat live here, ten months? How will he come out then? What will it be like... a living body?"

"..." Qin Fangfei's gaze also became very complicated, "Don't think so much, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge."

Lou Lian lightly stroked his belly: "That's true."

When the B-ultrasound image came out, they went back, and the so-called director Lin was already waiting there.

Lou Lian handed over the film.

Director Lin was probably well prepared psychologically. When he saw Lou Lian, he didn't show even the slightest strange expression.

But when she saw the film, her smile froze on her face, and then it shattered little by little.

"What is this... what is this?!" She murmured to herself first, then looked at Lou Lian and her slightly distended belly in disbelief, then looked at Qin Fangfei, and finally screamed tremblingly, "What the hell did you conceive this... this..."

"No, is this really an embryo?" Her expression changed again, and her gaze went straight to the building three times, "Mr. Lou, may I ask if you...have you stuffed things in..."

Lou Lian was also very confused, but instinctively felt that Director Lin must have misunderstood, and it was a very outrageous kind, so he quickly denied San Lian: "No, it's not that I didn't!"

Director Lin then took a deep breath, swallowed, and pointed to the report: "I told you earlier that it's only been less than a month, and even if I do it, I can't get the gender of the baby, because the embryo hasn't fully developed yet. .But, even so, even if it’s only a month old, it shouldn’t be like this... It doesn’t seem like a fetus.”

These words were like a thunderbolt on the ground, causing Lou Lian to lose his words for a long time, his mind was so confused that he could hardly think, and after a long while, he murmured: "...Isn't it a fetus?"

He subconsciously put one hand on his stomach, and reached back with the other, trying to grab something.

The next moment, that hand became hot, and was firmly grasped by another powerful hand.

Qin Fangfei looked at the film and said calmly: "But there are shadows here, and there are indeed things."

Director Lin: "Yes, there is something..."

Qin Fangfei immediately asked, "What is it?"

Director Lin swallowed his saliva again, and said in a hoarse voice: "If you insist, this looks like a kitten, and it has already taken shape."

She was so shocked that she didn't realize that it said "forming" now, which obviously contradicted her previous guess that "this is a living thing that was put in from outside".

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, the two men in front of them breathed a sigh of relief, as if they had received some kind of amnesty, they relaxed.

"It scared me to death... I thought I was pregnant with a strange shape or some kind of parasite." Lou Lian grabbed Qin Fangfei so tightly that he almost collapsed.In fact, what he is more afraid of... is that there is nothing in it, and all these days have been empty joys.

Qin Fangfei said softly, "Don't be afraid anymore."

Lou Lian was very aggrieved: "In the half-minute just now, I had been imagining that half a month later, something cut open my stomach from the inside and crawled out, scaring me to death hastily."

Director Lin: "That...Mr. Qin..."

Qin Fangfei: "...Don't watch those nonsense horror movies in the future."

Lou Lian: "It's not horror movies, it's science fiction and mythology!"

Director Lin: "..."

Director Lin: "??"

"Ahem," Lou Lian finally calmed down, and showed the most kind smile to Director Lin, and explained, "Well, if it's a kitten, it's fine."

Director Lin looked like he saw a ghost: "...Is it really all right? Is the child's father a cat? Is there no reproductive isolation?"

After saying this, she felt even more psychedelic again, let alone reproductive isolation, even the pregnant ones were all men.

Lou Lian and Qin Fangfei looked at each other, and got the latter's encouraging gaze, so Lou Lian encouraged himself and said, "Doctor, from now on, you can't say what I say."

Director Lin nodded hurriedly: "Of course, of course, I also signed a non-disclosure agreement, you said."

Lou Lian smiled: "I'm actually a cat demon, so the child in my stomach is also a kitten."

Director Lin: "...??"

Lou Lian scratched his hair, revealing a pair of gray ears and a long tail: "A literal cat demon."

The two had already reached a consensus when they came here, but they didn't expect that the child's stomach would really be a cat. Anyway, the child's follow-up problems will definitely need the help of a doctor. Now that he has grown into a cat, You can't hide it, so it's better to just say it cleanly, which can also show your sincerity.

To Lou Lian's surprise, it was Qin Fangfei who brought it up first.

At this moment, Qin Fangfei looked at Lou Lian's swaying tail, and said warmly to Director Lin, "Perhaps, do you know my Qin Maomao?"

Director Lin's expression became even more ghostly, and he blurted out: "Is this Qin Maomao? Lou Lian is Qin Maomao?!"

Very good, it seems that this doctor has followed the recent trending searches.

Lou Lian nodded, patted his stomach again, and said, "So this child is also a cat. But to be honest, I didn't expect it to be like this. After all, we are all in human form now, and the human form has it." cat.

Probably because there were enough thunderbolts and he was already numb. Instead, Director Lin calmed down and regained his professionalism: "If it is a cat, the gestation time will probably be different from that of a human being, right? This kitten has already started to grow arms and legs. The tail is gone. I suggest Mr. Qin that you should go to the veterinarian again, I don’t know about pet cubs.”

"Okay, we got it." Qin Fangfei said politely, "Please keep this secret for us."

Director Lin: "Yes, yes, yes, I wish you all the best."

Lou Lian smiled so much that he showed his fangs: "Thank you."

Director Lin shook again.

"Ah, I didn't expect this to happen."

When he got home, Lou Lian climbed onto the bed, lay flat on his back, and rubbed his stomach, "It's really worrying."

He suddenly became excited again: "Wait, the cat's pregnancy is very short, so don't I..." I will give birth soon? !

Qin Fangfei shook his head: "The cat is not so fast, don't worry."

Lou Lian lay back down again.

"Lian Lian, Xiao Qin, do I need to prepare anything? Toothpaste and towel?" Lou Yuanshan knocked on the door and asked.

Lou Lian just remembered that he was going to leave for vacation tonight, and answered in a loud voice: "No need - just bring a few clothes, they are all over there!"

Lou Yuanshan: "That's it, okay."

Lou Lian: "Go to bed early, I'll call you tonight."

"Oh."

Qin Fangfei pinched Loulian's ankle: "Uncle Lou needs you to call me? It's good that you can get up by yourself."

Lou Lian bit his mouth and wriggled, realizing that he had no way to refute and was suffocated.

"I suspect that the quilt at home has a magic circle," he said, "I will be sealed."

Qin Fangfei lay next to Lou Lian, helplessly said: "It doesn't matter if you can't get up, if you become a cat, I will carry you over there."

"Grandpa will find out."

"Then make it clear."

Lou Lian: "...Let's see again, I want to surprise him when his great-grandson is born."

Qin Fangfei patted the cat's head: "As long as it doesn't become frightened."

In fact, at first they told Lou Yuanshan that they would go out for the Spring Festival, but Lou Yuanshan refused.

Because the old man thinks that the two children can be said to be on their honeymoon when they go out, and it is better not to follow him as a burden, because they are too old to play.

Although Lou Lian had explained for a long time that it was not a trip but a vacation, Lou Yuanshan was still unwilling to go and insisted on being alone at home, letting Lou Lian and Qin Fangfei go out and have fun.The building in the back was on fire, so he simply let go of his harsh words. If Lou Yuanshan didn't go, he wouldn't go out. At worst, everyone wouldn't go, just to support the baby.

The old and the young were in such a stalemate, Lou Lian originally thought it was going to be a protracted battle, but Qin Fangfei and Lou Yuanshan chatted alone for more than half an hour, Lou Yuanshan agreed.

Lou Lian still doesn't know what the two of them said in that room, but it turned out to be good, so everyone is happy.

The author has something to say: Doctor: I thought that a man’s pregnancy was the biggest strange news in my life, but I didn’t expect it... I didn’t expect it...

Director Lin: Yes, the one who was pregnant with the kitten and the one who was pregnant as a man are the same person.This seems to be no longer a question of recovery of trace organs.

Director Lin (collapse): I can tell at a glance that you are not human, Dawei Tianlong