I woke up with eight tails

Qingqiaoqiao jumped off the toilet, Lou Lian shook her hair, stretched her waist, and raised her tail high.

awesome.

There is finally a sense of reality.

In the dream, Huangyue's voice seemed to echo in his ears.

——Lian Lian, as a child of human beings, your parents have worked very hard to give you a body that can survive and grow up healthy.But they failed.

A body that can survive and grow up healthy?

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

Lou Lian licked his paws and wiped his face, but the soft sighs he announced were a series of "meow".

Qin Fangfei suddenly poked his head out when he heard the voice: "What's wrong?"

Lou Lian: "...Meow." It's okay.

Qin Fangfei nodded, and went out again without sound of footsteps.

Lou Lian: "..."

Lou Lian turned back into a human form, put on some clothes and stretched out his hand, trying to flush the toilet.However, he was stunned as soon as he took a few steps, staring at the toilet, his pupils trembling.

——I saw four more plum blossom marks on the toilet seat.

Faint, plum blossom marks made of mud.

His...his footprints?

Lou Lian quickly looked at his hands, they were clean.

Oh, he just licked it, licked it clean.

Lift your feet again—there's a little bit of dust, but that's just from stepping on the ground barefoot, and there's no such thing as mud.

Just as he was in a daze, the doorbell at the entrance suddenly rang.

Lou Lian was shocked, and his first reaction was to wipe off the plum blossom seal and destroy the corpse.

There were footsteps outside, Qin Fangfei went to open the door.

What followed was Ji Ping's shocking weeping ghosts and gods: "Brother Qin, my dear brother——"

Three twists and turns in one tune, twists and turns, just like the inspiration of nine days of thunder.

"How—how could you..."

"No, where is Qin Maomao?" Ji Ping changed the subject, "Show me a cat and calm down. I brought it a lot of canned food and snacks. If I don't hold this cute cat, I will die!"

Lou Lian staggered, and kicked the innocent litter box next to him five meters away. Fortunately, the litter box was completely emptied, only the sound of the plastic hitting the ground and tumbling several times.

Qin Fangfei: "..."

Ji Ping also heard the loud noise of the basin rolling on the ground, he probed in bewilderedly, "...what fell on the ground?"

Qin Fangfei looked at the cat litter box fired like a cannonball: "..."

Qin cat?

Lou Lian froze there, and began to think about the possibility of "a cat kicking a large litter box more than ten meters away", after all, there can only be one cat and Lianlian.

As a cat, it seems impossible yet.

... Forget it, if it's unreasonable, it's unreasonable, it's better to become the original form, it's better than letting Ji Ping see himself in Qin Fangfei's house.And no matter how you look at it, Ji Ping seems to have already proclaimed himself the male mother of "Qin Maomao", and I'm afraid he won't let it go if he doesn't see the cat.

Qin Fangfei turned around to pick up the litter box, his tone sounded helpless: "Stop barking, change your shoes and come in."

Ji Ping: "Hey!"

Putting on disposable slippers, Ji Pingshun tried to lock the door, but was stopped by Qin Fangfei.

Ji Ping asked doubtfully, "Don't you need to turn it off?"

Qin Fangfei replied: "No need to lock it."

So Ji Ping put away the anti-theft lock with some doubts, and walked into the house with the door ajar.

At this moment, Lou Lian came out of the bathroom lightly.

After not seeing him for a long time, he walked around Ji Ping's eyes with the lightest catwalk, then jumped onto the chair vigorously and sat down dignifiedly: "Meow."

Hello, my dear Assistant Ji.

Ji Ping's eyes instantly became heart-shaped, and he rushed towards the raccoon cat waiting to be licked like a hungry tiger - and in the next second, he was strangled by fate's collar.

Ji Ping: "..."

Brother Qin's voice came from behind his head, and it sounded a little sinister: "Don't scare him."

Looking at the cat close at hand, Ji Ping gave in with tears in his eyes: "No, never, I will masturbate very carefully."

But it was useless, the hand that grabbed the collar tightened even more.

Ji Ping's voice trembled: "You can't treat me like this... Now only the baby cat that I watched grow up can soothe my frightened and confused heart..."

"mum?"

Lou Lian tilted his head, not only amused, but also curious.

Although Ji Ping was lively in the past, he didn't act like a sand sculpture when he opened his mouth. What kind of stimulation did he receive?

Lou Lian looked at Ji Ping's sad and broken eyes, jumped off the chair, walked in front of the two humans, and stretched out his hand to tug at Qin Fangfei's trousers.

"Meow."

Let him go, it's too bad.

Qin Fangfei then slowly let go of his hand and released Assistant Ji, with a face full of reluctance.

Ji Ping finally got a cat as he wished.

He squatted down piously, and the moment his fingers touched the soft back of the cat, he felt that he saw the Virgin Mary.

The Virgin Mary opened her white arms and said softly to him: "My boy, you are such a useless, useless, useless child. The whole world is out of order, only you are still addicted to illusion cats. Don't be silly, cats won't make you a better man, you should do something that makes you a better man."

Ji Ping thought for a while, and then he slapped away the holy Maria in his fantasy, and said firmly, "Oh no, masculine pussy is what a macho should do!"

Lou Lian: "..."

Terrible, Ji Ping is really abnormal.

Qin Fangfei said from the side: "Where are the things I asked you to bring?"

Ji Ping: "Leave it there."

"where?"

"Together with cat treats."

"bring here."

"..."

"hurry up."

Ji Ping had no choice but to tear off his hand from the purring cat in despair, put away a lot of things at the door, and took out a box for Qin Fangfei.

Lou Lian jumped onto Qin Fangfei's lap, and looked curiously at the big cube brought by Ji Ping.

Ah, it's a cell phone, the latest model.

Qin Fangfei shook the box in his hand to Lou Lian: "Here."

Lou Lian's eyes also turned into red hearts. He stretched out his claws and held the box in his arms: "Meow! Meow!"

Qin Fangfei nodded: "Just like it."

"...Excuse me," Ji Ping rubbed his ears, "You... No, Brother Qin, what did you just say?"

"It's nothing."

"No, no, it sounds like you just said that this mobile phone is for cats and cats?"

"It's nothing."

"No, no, it's not a question of 'nothing', is it..."

"I said," Qin Fangfei raised his head, "if there is nothing else, you can go."

Ji Ping: "?!"

What, nothing is the meaning of nothing, then how could it be nothing, how could such a big event be nothing!

Ji Ping cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Brother Qin, is the trending thing true?"

Qin Fangfei answered crisply: "Really."

Ji Ping: "...What about others?"

Lou Lian turned his head vigilantly; "Mi—" Who?

Qin Fangfei looked down at Loulian for a while, pinched the cat's ears, felt the tips of the ears twitch in the palm of his hand, and couldn't help but smile a little on his face.

Ji Ping: "..."

After touching the cat enough, Qin Fangfei was finally willing to answer: "I'm going back."

Ji Ping held his head in despair: "How could this be? What did Sister Lang say?"

"I didn't say it."

"..."

Just as Ji Ping took a sip of water, the entrance door was pushed open again.

The one who walked in was a hale and hearty old man, with white hair all over his head, but a ruddy complexion, with a little sweat on his forehead.

Ji Ping was stunned: "This is..."

Lou Yuanshan was also taken aback: "Young man, I seem to have seen you before."

Qin Fangfei stood up, poured a glass of water for Lou Yuanshan, and introduced them briefly.

"Ji Ping..." Lou Yuanshan remembered, "He was the young man who came to see me in the hospital back then, right?"

Ji Ping observed Fan Qin Fangfei's expression, and nodded in response: "Yes, Brother Qin asked me to visit you."

Lou Yuanshan was silent for a while, and said: "I am interested, thank you."

Ji Ping hurriedly exchanged pleasantries, dare not take it, dare not take it, and held back for a long time before he swallowed back the sentence "Actually Brother Qin asked me to take the medical expenses".

The two chatted casually for a while, and when Lou Yuanshan turned his head, he saw Lou Lian who was holding the box beside him, and he was pleasantly surprised: "Little Lihua! Darling, it's grown so big!"

In the next second, under Ji Ping's red-blooded gaze, Lou Yuanshan picked up the raccoon cat, and said "ouch" several times: "It's so heavy, it's so heavy—it weighs at least ten catties, right? "

Just as Qin Fangfei was about to answer, he saw a pie-shaped cat face turned towards him with "three points of sluggishness, three points of stagnation and four points of begging". He suppressed a smile and replied, "I haven't weighed it."

Lou Yuanshan didn't expect to get the answer at first, so he happily hugged the cat and weighed himself, then put down the cat and weighed himself, and finally concluded with his mouth open: "Six point three—twelve catties and six taels."

Shocked to the point where he slumped on the ground, he said, "..."

Qin Fangfei was also a little surprised: "So heavy?"

Ji Ping let out a "wow": "No wonder it looks round and soft, I really want to hug it."

"Scale can't just talk nonsense," Lou Yuanshan rubbed the cat's belly, and continued to sigh, "The belly is so bulging, did you just eat it? You should eat less, because you're too fat and you won't be able to walk in the future."

Lou Twelve Jin Liuliang: "?"

Ji Ping: "Maomao is not afraid! If you can't walk, I will hold you as your mount, and go wherever you point!"

"mum--"

It was unbearable to be too fat, and Lou Lian who had his belly rubbed finally couldn't take it anymore and ran away angrily.

"..."

"Hahaha--"

Lou Yuanshan laughed wildly.

Ji Ping stretched out Erkang's hand, but he could only watch the cat run away and disappeared. For a moment, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry - in the end he still couldn't hold the cat's son.

Qin Fangfei leaned down, helplessly rearranged the things that Loulian had knocked over when he ran away, and began to seriously think about the weight loss plan from time to time.

……

After Ji Ping left, Lou Yuanshan changed his practice clothes and prepared to take a shower.

Qin Fangfei took the cat food and the canned food sent by Assistant Ji Da to find Lou Lian.

Lou Lian squatted on the bed and was sad alone. When he saw Qin Fang flying over, he turned his head to express that he would not eat.

Qin Fangfei arranged the cat food by himself and put it in front of the cat: "Eat it, weight loss is not achieved overnight, it's almost afternoon, and you haven't eaten yet."

Lou Lian was inexplicably irritable: "I don't want to eat."

Qin Fangfei opened the can: "Eat less, so you can rest your stomach."

Lou Lian pushed the can away with his paw: "Don't eat it."

"Then do you eat bread? There is also a poached egg in the kitchen."

"Do not."

"..." Qin Fangfei frowned, "What if you don't eat at all?"

He picked up a piece of dried fish and put it near Lou Lian's mouth, "Take a bite."

A cluster of fire came up from his heart inexplicably, and Lou Lian became angry, so he simply slapped the dried fish away and shouted: "I said I won't eat it!"

He even turned back into a human form, picked up the cat food and walked towards the climbing frame, bent down and lowered his head, trying to put the cat food back, "I—"

Before he could finish his sentence, the unique fishy smell of dried meat burst into his nostrils from the open bag of cat food.

"..."

I don't know if it's because of being too close, but the smell of the food that was originally good is extremely pungent at this moment, and it rushes straight down. Lou Lian was so dizzy from the smoke that he almost vomited on the spot.

He staggered again, his back hit the cat climbing frame directly, his stomach was concussed again, and there was a spasm.

Qin Fangfei was startled, and hurried over to support him: "What happened? Are you okay?"

Lou Lian bent down in pain, knowing that it wasn't Qin Fangfei's fault, but still wanted to curse because of the pain: "I'll fuck you...cough cough, vomit..."

Just as Qin Fangfei wanted to tease him, he noticed Lou Lian's trembling. He hurriedly hugged him to the bed, and asked anxiously, "Where did you hit? Where is the pain, stomach?"

Lou Lian coughed for a while, and finally recovered his breath: "No, it's okay, I just choked... By the way, how long have you kept this cat food?"

Although Qin Fangfei was puzzled, he still answered: "I just bought it a few days ago."

Lou Lian frowned, the disgusting smell seemed to still linger at the tip of his nose, and he felt a little bad all over: "It smells weird, it's broken. I'll buy it from another store in the future. How can I do business like this."

Qin Fangfei glanced back at the brand new big bag of cat food, nodded: "OK."

The two sat quietly for a while, Lou Lian suddenly got up, walked to the mirror, lifted up his clothes and compared left and right.

Then he was horrified to find that compared to when he was filming at that time, his waist is really round now, and he can hardly tell where his waist is.

And even the vest line that came with him when he transformed was gone! !The faint abdominal muscles disappeared neatly!

Qin Fangfei sighed: "Stop taking photos, I'm not fat."

Lou Lian asked desperately, "Is it really not fat?"

Qin Fangfei thought for a while, and said tactfully: "This is not called fat, it is a normal body shape, and it is normal for boys to be stronger."

Lou Lian was even more desperate: "Strong, does it mean from muscle to pork belly?"

Qin Fangfei thought for a long time, and said: "As long as there is no fat, it is not considered fat. And it is more comfortable to hold if it is round."

Lou Lian came to a conclusion: "So I have indeed become rounder."

Qin Fangfei: "..."

Fortunately, Lou Yuanshan rescued him in time after washing: "Xiao Qin—has it happened again——"

Qin Fangfei jumped off the bed in an instant and rushed out of the bedroom: "Get up, I'll go and warm up a poached egg for him!"

"Okay, thank you for your hard work." Lou Yuanshan stared at the figure passing by, dazed for a while, and then continued to walk to the bedroom, not forgetting to say, "Don't worry, take your time."

However, Qin Fangfei had already flew into the kitchen.

Lou Yuanshan then lamented that he is such a good man who went up to the hall and down to the kitchen, and at the same time went into the bedroom to look for his grandson.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw his grandson looking in the mirror with a sad face.

"what happened?"

"Grandpa," Lou Lian turned around, first observed Fanlou Yuanshan's expression, and saw that the latter was indeed no longer grieving for grandma's departure, so he was relieved and walked up to Lou Yuanshan, "You Where did you go this morning?"

"Park, boxing, chess." Lou Yuanshan replied.

"Oh."

The two chatted for a while, there was nothing to talk about, Lou Lian suddenly looked at Lou Yuanshan, put his hands on his hips, pressed his clothes tightly to his belly, and said seriously: "OmO"

Lou Yuanshan: "oao?"

"Am I fat?" Lou Lian asked.

"……what?"

Lou Lian continued to question three times: "Have I gained weight? Is my belly bulging? Will I be unable to walk in the future?"

Lou Yuanshan obviously forgot what he said to Qin Maomao just now: "Ah? Can't walk? What is it?"

Lou Lian: "Am I really fat?"

"Lou Lian—" Qin Fangfei pushed the door open, his face was numb, "The sandwich is ready, let's eat."

Before Lou Lian could speak, he answered by himself, "Not fat, just right, don't faint from hunger, I beg you."

The author has something to say: Lian Lian, don’t be sad, you two cats add up to only [-] catties and [-] catties, while my Loulou, he, he, his cat weighs [-] catties...!And he has no self-consciousness to lose weight!

Thank you for your blessings, one by one, so close that you can't take care of yourself!

感谢在2020-12-1901:37:53~2021-01-1200:58:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 song and dance player;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 87 bottles of Ariane; 10 bottles of reincarnation; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!