I woke up with eight tails

The inertia of Lou Lian rushing out was too great, Juhua obviously didn't expect this, the big and small two meatballs rolled around several times, and finally Juhua lay on the ground, hugging the younger ones in her arms. raccoon flower.

Lou Lian was already dizzy, and the orange blossom picked him up in one gulp, and went to a small flower bush in the distance.

The security uncle inside the iron gate was stunned until the two cats disappeared. After a while, he woke up and went back to the security booth.

"what's wrong with you?"

In the haystack, the orange blossom's "meow meow" came to Lou Lian's mind, and it was automatically translated into a human language that Lou Lian could understand.

"That should be my line," Lou Lian meowed, "What's going on? How did I become a cat?"

"Isn't it your wish?" Ju Hua said confidently, "This cat fairy will give you a chance to ascend."

Lou Lian: "?"

What is it, ascension? ?

The surrounding wind suddenly became noisy, the orange blossom slightly raised its chin, and eight light white shadows appeared behind it, quickly solidified, and finally became an existence exactly like the first tail.

The nine tails spread out in all directions, the tips of the tails were gathered, and swayed in the wind.

Then, under Lou Lian's indescribable gaze, Ju Hua kicked the ground vigorously, jumped into the air and walked around freely, like walking on flat ground.

"See?" Ju Hua looked down at Lou Lian from above, with pride that couldn't be concealed in her voice.

Lou Lian was very face-saving: "Wow——"

The orange blossom fell to the ground and stood on the stone altar one step higher than Loulian, with its eight tails retracted: "Now we are both cat demons. As long as you ask for a teacher, this cat fairy can teach you how to become a fairy!"

Lou Lian didn't understand: "But, what's the relationship between walking while floating in the sky and flying in the air with '咻——'?"

Juhua tilted her feet: "That's the cat fairy... No, are you going to learn or not?!"

"Learn, learn."

"Oh, then you should squat down and worship the teacher."

"..."

Lou Lian didn't understand why he had to "squat" at first, but when he saw his front legs, he suddenly understood - after all, a cat cannot "kneel" down.

Squat as long as you want, squatting with a reborn benefactor is also appropriate, Lou Lian lay down, folded his front paws, very well-behaved, "Master Juhua."

But Ju Hua was stunned and somewhat dissatisfied: "What is Master, are you taking advantage of me?"

"Meow?"

"Why don't you call me sir?"

Lou Lian was so confused: "Why should I call you Mr.?"

Orange Blossom: "Didn't it say, 'The best is the first, the meaning of the teacher'? This cat fairy only wants apprentices, not sons."

"..."

The word "son" circulated magically in Lou Lian's head in an instant. For a long time, Lou Lian couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, "In Chinese, 'Mr.' has many meanings, and it would be strange to use it here. Humans often use 'Master', which means a Be a teacher every day, and be a lifelong...forget it, I will call you teacher."

"But isn't it more formal and respectful to say 'sir'?"

"No... who the hell is fooling you, Teacher Juhua."

Lou Lian inexplicably felt a little itchy all over his body, so he complained indifferently, then his mind went elsewhere, and he started licking everywhere.

"Really?" Orange Blossom was still dubious.

"." Too lazy to repeat and repeat, my stomach is so itchy.

Lou Lian couldn't squat anymore, his buttocks landed on the ground, bent over and folded up to lick his belly.

"Oh," Juhua's voice became lower and lower, "The annoying humans are really big liars."

Lou Lian: "Mi?"

"It's okay, my boy, listen up—"

Juhua raised her head, forced herself to be serious, and said word by word: "You are not a pure natural cat demon, so you have no inheritance memory. This cat fairy will tell you directly: 'A cat demon with nine tails becomes a fairy. If you want to cultivate the ninth tail, The wish of the master needs to be fulfilled. To be realized, a new tail will grow and an old tail will drop.'”

"Oh, actually the first eight tails are also difficult to fix, but you already have eight, so skip it."

Lou Lian digested that sentence for a while, and asked in confusion: "Grow a new one and drop an old one, so it's still eight?"

Orange Flower: "Yes, this is the most difficult and mysterious part of cultivating into a cat fairy. You can only perfect yourself."

"us?"

"You and the man who raised you."

Lou Lian's cat eyes blinked, and he subconsciously put his paw in his mouth, feeling that something was missing.Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration: "That's right! You said at that time that I helped you become a fairy! So, I am your master?"

Ju Hua didn't expect Lou Lian to remember this incident, and she couldn't help but become angry and scratched the ground with her paws: "Nonsense! I just ate a few mouthfuls of the cat food you gave me, who knows how to judge you, a weak and incompetent human being who can't do anything?" For my master?"

"..." Lou Lian choked.

Orange flower, I never thought you would look at me like this.

"Don't ask me how I succeeded, I don't know the cat fairy, so do you have any questions?"

Lou Lian was silent for a while, and with some difficulty organized his words, "Mr. Ju, I'm a cat now... what about the human me, did he ever exist?" He was afraid that Ju Hua wouldn't understand, so he added another sentence , "That is, I can't find any proof of my existence, everything has disappeared, as if I never existed."

Fortunately, Orange Blossom understood the deep meaning.

Orange Cat looked at Lou Lian, and said softly, "Lou Lian, you are a dead person, and a dead person will be lured to the underworld by ghost messengers. I don't have time to save you."

Lou Lian's claws dug into the weeds.

"If you go to Hades, you will cancel all your wishes in life. In order to repay your kindness, this cat fairy has no choice but to let 'Human Loulian' cease to exist from the beginning. In this way, your name will disappear from the book of life and death."

"How is this done?"

"Isn't it enough to erase everyone's memory of 'Lou Lian' and dilute everyone's attention to 'Lou Lian'?"

"Is that all right?"

"Yes."

Lou Lian tilted his head slightly, and what flickered in the cat's green pupils was human thoughts.

Even though she has attained Taoism and become a celestial being, after all, the orange flower in front of her is just a cat.If there is no inheritance and no power, it is actually no different from the monsters in the Yuanyue world.

Simple, cute, simple and not thoughtful.

——Unless the legendary weapon of causality is used, how difficult is it to make a person "disappear" in modern society?

Orange Blossom must be hiding something.

Seeing that Loulian had stopped talking, Ju Hua couldn't bear the loneliness and said, "Is there any problem?"

"……Have."

Lou Lian withdrew his scratching claws, turned around seriously, and pointed his ass at Teacher Juhua.

"I don't have eight tails anymore," he said.

Under the addition of the orange blossom fairy spirit, the five white and transparent tails also gradually solidified, turning into the same black color as the first one.The slender tails entwine each other as if greeting each other, dancing back and forth.

Orange Blossom: "??"

Orange Blossom: "!!"

Orange Blossom was shocked: "Meow! What did you do to yourself?"

Lou Lian was depressed: "About a month ago, I was almost frozen to death, and I lost one. Recently, I lost another one for no reason."

"...Do you have a master now!" Ju Hua seemed to have realized suddenly, and yelled, "By the way, why did you come out of here? You should be in the Yaozu!"

"The loss-making cat has been looking for you for a long time, so you have already approached the trench owner? What are you wearing around your neck, a cat ring!"

The sound was so loud that Lou Lian was shocked.

The kitten's ears are sensitive, and it can't stand being frightened at all. He almost rolled backwards.

Lou Lian felt wronged: "Why are you yelling so loudly?"

The orange cat continued to meow at high decibels: "Who is your master? Who is it!"

Lou Lian was as good as he was: "Do you know Qin Fangfei?"

"Oh, of course Qin Fangfei is a cat fairy..." Juhua made a sharp turn and said with a louder voice than before, "Of course I don't know you!"

"..."

Orange Blossom's excited emotions came and went quickly, and it didn't take long before it returned to normal: "If you fulfill the master's wish, you will lose your tail. What did you hateful humans promise you?"

Lou Lian thought carefully, but couldn't find the answer.

The orange cat guides: "It may be unintentional words."

Lou Lian, who was trying to remember, suddenly stretched out his front paws and hugged the collar, with a cat face full of disbelief.

...It wouldn't be what he thought.

Mister, shouldn't you seriously agree to let yourself wear a collar, right?

"Meow, anyway, it's different from normal cat demons. If you stick to Qin Fangfei all the time, your tail will grow back by itself. Moreover, because you have fulfilled your wish once, you can't be separated from him for more than three days, otherwise your tail will keep falling off without nourishment." , you will die after falling." Orange Blossom was the first to break the silence.

Lou Lian: "Oh... Ah Jun

What is the cause and effect relationship? Also, you seem to have said something terrible. Hey.

Juhua glanced at the sky, and was about to say something when her ears moved suddenly, her gaze froze behind Loulian, her nine tails swayed wildly, "No, it's getting late, I'm going back to the sky."

A bell was quickly stuffed into Loulian's paw, and Juhua said: "You can use it to make three wishes to me, and you can only call me if you have something very urgent."

Lou Lian hugged the bell and watched the orange blossom swinging its nine chrysanthemum-like tails "going home with the wind". Before he could react, his instinct always felt that some danger was approaching.

"Here, I'll just say I've seen it, and it must have run out, brother, look." A voice sounded from behind.

Not long after, another voice sounded, it was a very light and short one, "Mmm."

A very simple response, without resolution or emotion.

But... Loulian's cat ears were sensitive enough to distinguish the second voice, and his whole body froze immediately.

He turned slowly, slowly.

—Sir, you seem to be angry.

Lou Lian is now standing on the stone altar, the height has finally reached the lowest line where people can see the face, he carefully scrutinized Qin Fangfei's face, his heart was pounding, he panicked.

He thought that as long as he ran fast enough, he would be able to get home before Qin Fangfei came back.

It's just a car crash scene.

Looking at another person, through the shoes, he can recognize the male human who took the elevator together before.Looking at the face again, Lou Lian felt inexplicably familiar.

"Brother Qin, is this a beauty short? It's so small. It looks like a garden without growing?" The man's tone of voice was always unspeakable, "I have an uncle who runs a cat cafe. Do some research on Meishort, kittens around three months old should start to be tamed, and they can't be scattered..."

"It's not beautiful."

"……what?"

Qin Fangfei walked forward expressionlessly, grabbed the back of Xiao Lihua's neck with two fingers, and lifted it up.

He tilted his head to look at Tu Hexuan, and said indifferently: "Don't bother, it's just a Chinese garden. It's very skinny, I don't want to tame it, and I don't want to part with it."