I woke up with eight tails

Climbing up from the ground, Lou Lian began to think about who this person was.

After searching Lin Lang's memory carefully, I didn't see any unspeakable things in the big dye vat circle that I imagined, but I saw a spectacle.

A strange landscape transformed from an unspeakable intention.

Lou Lian: "??"

To briefly summarize:

The prince of a wealthy family has a crush on a starlet who has just entered the circle, and asks him to accompany him by name in a certain entertainment place. Drugged and dragged into wolf den

Before he finished taking off his pants, the wealthy prince's mother came to the door first.

The little brother ran wildly to report the news, the crown prince had a brainstorm, took out a paper and slapped it on the table, imposingly: "Senior, how do you do this question—!"

The wealthy wife who opened the door aggressively held the zero-egg test paper and was surrounded: "You bastard—?"

Lin Lang is worthy of being a university bully from a prestigious school, and he was unambiguous when he was drugged. With a swipe of the pen, he wrote half a piece of paper eloquently in an instant, and easily solved a big problem. Eyes red: "Oh."

Full of ruthless contempt and disdain for the scumbags.

The wealthy wife: "You?"

The prince is particularly a chicken thief: "Mom, this is my senior. He is currently in University A and happens to be working part-time. I ask him to tutor my homework."

Wealthy wife: "...do you think I'm mentally handicapped while I'm making up lessons in an open room?"

The crown prince held Xueba Xingxing's hand, three parts shy and seven parts proud: "Yes, I like him. I have promised that after the college entrance examination, I will step on the seven-color 985 notice to court him."

The wealthy wife was moved by her son's prodigal son's return, and decided to stay, supervising her son's studies all night.

Lou Lian: "..."

These are some things.

The relevant memories were all over, and Lou Lian looked at the phrase "little baby" on the phone again, his heart was no longer fluctuating, and he even began to dislike the other party for being too pedantic.

Before Lin Lang went abroad to study, he didn't say anything about this matter, and he didn't explain it in particular. He probably didn't care about this person at all in his heart, so Lou Lian didn't know what the other party said "what he said last time".After thinking about it, he decided to make an appointment tomorrow to see the situation.

It is impossible to ask Lin Lang, the other party's memory has probably been modified by Juhua now, and there is no result to ask.

After making the decision, Lou Lian put the phone back into his pocket, put back his ears and tails again, armed himself with a mask and hat, and went out.

Go straight to "Snow in the Sky".

Pushing open the bar door, Boss Ye was dozing off on the table like a salted fish. When he saw Lou Lian beckoning, he yawned and said, "Come to look for Ju Hua? He's not here... This little bastard escaped from work. "

"I'm here to replace him."

Seeing that there were still several employees working around, Lou Lian had no choice but to kill the idea of ​​letting his tail go, and rubbed the hem of his clothes regretfully.He walked up to Boss Ye's desk, took off his mask, bent down and asked, "What should I do?"

Boss Ye raised half of his eyebrows: "You come to replace him?"

Lou Lian nodded: "Yes."

He finally rang the wishing bell last night, and while Orange Flower helped him solve the "separate body" problem, he also asked to take over.

It's okay to be free, so Lou Lian agreed, he quite likes this cleanup.

Ye Ye raised his head and looked at Lou Lian in front of him from top to bottom, his eyes were like looking at pork on the butcher shop, and soon he lay back down again, and said lazily: "Who gave permission, did I give permission?"

Lou Lian: "...No."

Ye Ye was paralyzed instead, shaking his head: "You look like this, it's more suitable for the night, and I feel guilty if I put it in the daytime."

Lou Lian was puzzled: "What guilt?"

"Forcing minors to wash and mop, isn't that child labor? And you put on makeup and perm, which makes me have an urge to save teenagers who have lost their way."

"..."

Lou Lian rolled his eyes. The shitty make-up and hair perm don't exist at all, and it's not something he can choose to look like that. There's no way to explain it, because he's a kitten to begin with.

In order to be closer to an "ordinary person", Lou Lian has been tossing himself very hard, and the four demon lines on his face have been "condensed" into two spots similar to moles, which cost him a lot of demon power. The hair is made into the same uniform dark gray, and I don't even forget to wear the same color contact lenses as the hair.

Even the clothes are long-sleeved and high-necked, in order to prevent a momentary negligence from revealing something that a human being should not have.

Moreover, he has a small face, although he is not a baby face, but he is born young. When he went out to play with someone during the holiday after the college entrance examination in his previous life, there were always people who had doubts about whether he was an adult or not.

In this life, the shape has changed, but the foundation is still the same, so I can't change the face.

Lou Lian simply sat down, followed Ge Youpan, and asked, "Then why is it suitable to be placed at night?"

"Don't you look at this place, bar, the lights are dimmed at night, who doesn't like a coquettish bastard who pretends to be pure and small," Boss Ye whistled, "Not to mention the use, it looks good as a vase ah."

Lou Lian quickly moved his face closer: "I'm a coquettish bitch?"

"Ah—!" A pair of penetrating green eyes were suddenly close at hand, and when they formed a certain angle with the light, they reflected a disc-shaped white light. The pupils were small and condensed into two dots. blue.Ye Ye was startled and almost jumped onto the sofa.

When he came back to his senses, his eyes became vigilant: "What do you want to do? Let me warn you first, don't scare the guests like this, and don't seduce me."

seduce? ?

Lou Lian, who threw away his colored contact lenses and tried to scare people, suspected that something was wrong with his ears.

I saw Ye Ye was obsessed with his eyes, and put one hand on his chest: "If you can't deal with monsters all the time, who would want to be a Taoist priest? Ah, gentlemen, I love furry fairies, and the ones with long and furry tails are the best." .”

Lou Lian moved three meters sideways in an instant.

"Okay," Boss Ye turned back into a salted fish in an instant, squinting at him, "I'm not interested in you. Here, do you see that person? Ask him for a rag, go and wipe the table."

It was a young man who was slowly cleaning the table. His hair was dyed to be blond. Lou Lian took the order and immediately got up and floated away: "Hey."

A fulfilling afternoon passed quickly, and the "colleagues" were quite surprised by the dexterity of Lou Lian's hands and feet.

Like a hardworking bee, he wiped all the wine tables and front desks with the little golden retriever at an average rate of three to one.

Boss Ye said that he could leave after wiping, and went to the staff room by himself.Lou Lian put the rag back and washed his hands.

The little golden retriever seemed very happy, and after washing his hands together, this time he handed over a bottle of mineral water, and said, "Brother, new here? I'm Ah Yin, how are you?"

Lou Lian thanked him, but he didn't twist the bottle of water. It's not convenient for him to drink with a mask on.

Lou Lian replied, "He's here to replace Ju...Xiaoju." At this moment, he felt a little embarrassed to mention that name in front of strangers.

The little golden-haired brother who called himself Ah Yin frowned: "Small situation? What small situation? Who?"

"Orange..."

Lou Lian had an idea: "The one with the orange hair!"

"Huh?" This Xiangloulian thought he had found a descriptive feature and boasted secretly, but A Yin's next sentence was full of doubts: "Orange hair? It seems that there is no such person."

"what?"

"That color should be quite conspicuous. If you are not counted here, it seems that I am the only one who dyed my hair?"

Lou Lian was so dazed that he didn't even bother to be ashamed of this Hu Lai's name, "Why not, his name is Juhua, he is tall, thin and cute, he likes to look at people with his nostrils."

"Ju—huh?!" Ah Yin rubbed her hair and couldn't help laughing, "To tell you the truth, I'm actually a part-time job, so I may be late and I don't know this person at all, but his name is really... ...It was fun hahaha."

"..." The puzzled smile on the face of the person in front of him did not seem to be fake. Reminiscent of Orange Blossom's strange tone at that time, Lou Lian narrowed his eyes, pulled the person aside, and said casually, "It's orange." Tachibana. How long have you been working part-time?"

"A week."

"How is the treatment?"

"treatment……"

The golden retriever probably regarded Lou Lian as a fellow worker, and immediately expressed all his feelings enthusiastically.

He spoke quickly, and Lou Lian barely understood that he was a junior college graduate. He was on vacation and came out to "experience society" when he was bored. He thought working in a bar would be cool, so he came excitedly—but because of family reasons Not being able to work the night shift, I finally had to choose to wipe the table and wash the cups during the day.

At the end, he said persuasively: "Anyway, I think it's not bad. It's summer vacation. I come out to gain some experience. I don't really want to work to support my family. If you come, we can be together. By the way, why do you always wear a mask?"

"I have a cold. How is the boss here?"

"I think it's quite cold, and I don't talk much," Ah Yin suddenly remembered something, and clapped his hands, "By the way, speaking of Orange...Little Orange, I have seen him raise an orange cat!"

"Is that orange cat in the store now?"

"It should be inside, right? I'm usually there at this time."

"Oh..." After getting the answer, Loulian rolled his eyes, unscrewed the lid of the ice dew, took a big sip, and stood up, "Okay, thank you for sharing, it's getting late, I have something to do I'll go first."

Ah Yin hurriedly followed, took out his mobile phone: "Hey, let's go out together, you haven't said what your name is, let's add a WeChat!"

On the way, Lou Lian wanted to refuse, but Ah Yin's stalking skills were profound, and the other party had just talked a lot, so Lou Lian took out his phone helplessly.

"'Beaverman'?" Ah Yin unconsciously read out the WeChat name, and laughed, "Beaverman vs. Orange Blossom Monster?"

"..." Lou Lian turned around and left.

"I joined, I hope to see you tomorrow—" Ah Yin's voice came from behind.

Lou Lian waved his hand and quickly disappeared at the end of the road.

Ah Yin looked at the receding figure with some disappointment, his eyes revealed a look of thought.

"There really isn't anyone with orange hair..." he murmured.

"Who is it?" A friend who worked with him asked him.

Ah Yin: "Today there was a boy who went to work to help me. He said he was replacing Ju... Then whose? Is there any one called Ju in our store?"

"Oh, they do. They occasionally appear at night. You don't know if you don't work the night shift."

"Really?"

"Yes, but he has something to do with the boss, so he can't see it during the day. What's the matter, our silver boss is so interested in that boy?" The friend winked.

Facing the ridicule, Ah Yin simply nodded: "Skin white, slender waist, long legs, very beautiful eyes, try it." It's a pity that I didn't see the face.

On the other side, Lou Lian was shopping in the supermarket.

He himself was poor and white, but Lin Lang kept a small [-] yuan. According to the other party, it was earned by playing tricks this year. To prevent future troubles, he simply left it all to him.

Lou Lian bought pajamas, bathrobes and daily necessities, checked out, and on the way home, happened to see a street vendor selling lotus pods.

In two large baskets hung on a shoulder pole, there are lotus pods stacked there, big and small, all of which are tender green in color and look very plump.

The weather has entered autumn, and I did not expect that there will be lotus pods for sale.

Lou Lian stood in front of the peddler with interest.

The small vendor hawked cheerfully: "One for four yuan, three for ten yuan, three for the young man?"

Lou Lian picked up one and weighed it: "Is it fresh?"

"Fresh, you can squeeze out water!"

"Do you sell four for 12 yuan?"

"This... okay, okay, take it."

Reaching a consensus, Lou Lian picked three big ones, one small four, and returned happily carrying the big and small bags.

It was still early, and it was too boring to go back to being a cat, so he started watching what Lin Lang had acted in before.

By the way, break open the lotus pod, dig out the lotus seeds one by one, peel off the green skin, tear off the lotus pod, pump out the lotus heart, and throw it into your mouth to chew.

Although he has transformed into a shape, he is still a cat after all. The food carefully prepared by human beings always tastes weird in the mouth, and some of them can't even taste the taste.

After skimming through the TV series, Lou Lian found that the characters played by Lin Lang were not like the "extraordinary extravagances" that the other party said, but most of them were tasteless, not outstanding, but not at fault.The sense of presence is very weak, probably the whole person can't be found out if he is thrown in the crew.

However, "weak sense of existence" is itself one of the necessary conditions for Juhua to choose a target, which facilitates Lou Lian's "replacement".

What also surprised Lou Lian was that Lin Lang was not allocated to Lang Huan from the beginning, but was suddenly "selected" by this big guy who brought out the actor half a year ago.

It's a pity that Lin Lang is really not this type of material, he is withdrawn and solitary, and he doesn't get along well with Lang Huan.

After finishing at double speed, Lou even turned off the computer and entered the bathroom to take a shower.

During the process, he also carefully used the same type of cat shampoo as at home, using a small amount to ensure that it would not be exposed due to the smell.

Come out to dry off, change directly into the form of a cat, pick up something, and activate the ability to teleport.

Back at the hotel, Lou Lian raised his head, and in front of him was an identical civet cat looking at him, seeing Lou Lian intending to approach, he immediately stood up, feeling a little furious.

Lou Lian raised one of his front paws, and slapped the puppet cat's tail with lightning speed. It didn't take long for the cat to turn into a wisp of smoke and melt into Lou Lian's tail.

According to Ju Hua, this puppet cat was made by taking out Lou Lian's body and pouring it in. It can also be regarded as a part of Lou Lian. Instinct, no human thinking.

This is the best, and it solves the problem of Lou Lian's lack of skills.

But there are also disadvantages, Lou Lian and the puppet cat can't be separated for more than three days - otherwise the soul will be scattered, and the puppet cat will wither.

Lou Lian put the green health gift brought over on the table. At this time, there was no one in the room, and he jumped onto the soft big bed.

Rolling and rolling, something flashed into his eyes, Lou Lian crawled over suspiciously, and found that the light came from the head of the bed.

bedside table.

I saw the square and tidy small countertop, and three fruit candies were lying quietly on it, three colors, and the transparent and colorful candy wrappers reflected brilliant colors under the lamp.

In front of the candy is a piece of leather note paper with three characters written on it in vigorous handwriting: ——to Maomao.

The author has something to say: Sir: My cat seems to sneak out to eat candy by itself. Does it mean that as long as I give enough, he will not run away?

Maomao: Sir, lotus pods!lotus!

gentlemen:?Why did he start eating lotus seeds again?I have a lot of that thing, why didn't he ask me for it?No, I have to feed myself.

First of all, I would like to wish everyone a happy new year, good health, peace and safety, and comment and send red envelopes!

Don't go out if you can't go out, don't forget to wear a mask when you go out, and remember to disinfect with alcohol when you come back!

This year I had a rough time. First, I had a fever and went to the emergency room (the hospital found out that I was infected with a crown the next day, which scared me to death), and then the big cat at home has been sick, and it is still not well. I don’t eat all day long, I just sleep, tears and snot flow all the time, my nose is stuffed and I sneeze...

I'm worried about it, but I don't dare to go out, so I have to feed it some glutamic acid QAQ I hope it gets better soon, I feel so distressed qaq