I woke up with eight tails

"...what species..."

"..."

"Is it male or female?"

"..."

"...My brother Qin, you really hugged me back without knowing anything? Come on, let me save my mother."

After sleeping in one position for a long time, Lou Lian arched uncomfortably, and the faint voice of conversation reached his ears.

what.

Ah, am I not dead yet?

He belatedly thought.

"Look at the tail..."

The voice that had been murmuring before was heard again, before Lou Lian could fully open his eyes, the back of his neck was picked up.

Lou Lian: "."

The limbs are weak, and the tail follows closely to the belly.

"Du Niang said that when the kitten is picked up by the back of the neck, it will think that the mother cat is holding it, and will subconsciously show the most instinctive appearance. The tail stuck between the two hind legs is tightly attached to the mother cat, hooked up and bent It’s a male cat that is hanging or swinging.” Ji Ping put down his phone, stared at the kitten’s nervous tail carefully, and said with certainty, “It’s a little female cat.”

Lou Lian: "...?"

Lou Lian: "!"

what!

He wanted to put down the tail, but before the tail could be put down, the body had already been put down, and the human voice over there became more and more sure: "Brother Qin, your beautiful daughter."

ha? ?

Lou Lian roared angrily, with the highest pitched voice: "Mi!"

"Eh?"

The kitten woke up, and it called grandma softly, and Ji Ping's eyes gradually turned green: "Oh, baby, are you hungry? Do you want to eat fish?"

I will eat your head.

Lou Lian stood up angrily, through the edge of the cardboard box, his green eyes fixed on the humans outside the box, he was fully on guard, gnashing his teeth.

"Brother Qin, the little princess is afraid of strangers, her hair is blown." Ji Ping suddenly remembered something, turned his head quickly, looked at the phone and read aloud stutteringly, "Du Niang said that the kitten is... If you pick it up, you must have it from a young age." To get close, it's best to... hug me all the time, let the kitten think you are a relative, so that I can kiss you when I grow up. Come here and hug it?"

After shouting, the man disappeared from the box.

——Oh, it turns out that there is another person, who seems to be the boss of this person?

Lou Lian made a "chi, chi" sound, pressed the cardboard box tightly on his back, and looked nervously at the humans outside the box.

A black shadow fell first, covering Lou Lian completely in the shadow, and the dimness of the light made him even more frightened.As a human, Lou Lian shouldn't be so timid, but it seems that after becoming a cat, not only physically, but also mentally assimilated a lot.

If nothing else happened, this "Brother Qin" was probably the one who picked him up, that is, the breeder for at least a long time in the future.

For a pet that does not have the ability to survive independently, the quality of the "owner" is too important.

Lou Lian swallowed a mouthful of saliva that did not exist with a prayerful attitude.

But in a blink of an eye, a person appeared outside the box, and after seeing it clearly, Lou Lian just stood there dumbfounded.

Lai Sheng has a good skin, clear eyebrows, eyes like paint, and looks old-fashioned.It is an exaggeration to say that it has the air of being as solemn as Matsushita, and like a son left behind.

Lou Lian even remembered that the other party was hailed by the marketing account as "a gentleman who is as good as he is, and he is as sharp as grinding."

Born to eat that stuff.

In a daze, I only heard the young man whispered softly: "Maomao."

The voice is soft.

Lou Lian was about to faint from the sudden happiness.

Qin Fangfei hesitated and stretched out his hand, touched the kitten's back, and continued coaxing, "Maomao, give me a hug from Dad."

"..." After confirming his eyes, he met the right person.

Lou Lian directly ignored the other party's words, his head stopped working, and he was hugged in the big hand feeling dizzy—although it was not as warm as a cardboard box, he never wanted to go down again for the rest of his life.

What kind of godly luck is this, the human who picked him up turned out to be Mr. Qin.

I don't know how my husband is doing now, has he fallen in love with anyone?

In the days when he disappeared, and occasionally in his free time, would he also remember that there was once a young man who was stupid all his life because of a name?

By the way, what time is it now? It can't be the past time, right?

"eat first."

Qin Fangfei put the seemingly quiet and well-behaved little raccoon flower on the sofa, took the battered fish meat from the assistant's hand, and put it near the kitten's mouth.

Lou Lian was still immersed in his own thoughts, completely oblivious to the food beside his head.

Qin Fangfei then put his index finger into the small basin, dipped a piece of meat from his knuckles, and brought it to Xiao Lihua's mouth.Smelling the aroma of food close at hand, Lou Lian instinctively bit down on it, sticking out his acne-ridden tongue to lick it.

There is not much meat, but it is pulpy, and it is more clear soup, which can be swallowed directly without chewing.

Well, it's so light.

But delicious.

The index finger felt soft and wet. Qin Fangfei's eyes dimmed. Seeing the kitten eating happily, he repeated the action of digging and feeding.He thought he had washed his hands well just now, and he wouldn't let little xihua eat dirty things.

One feeds, one sticks out tongue, the atmosphere is harmonious and harmonious.The more Ji Ping looked at it, the hotter he became. The old lady who had been reminding her ancestors that "don't have time to raise cats" has fed the mood to the dogs, and is completely dominated by the law of the environment.

He also leaned over quietly, imitating Qin Fangfei's tone, "Maomao, godfather, please, too."

Lou Lian immediately stopped swallowing, his tail tensed up.However, before he had time to explode, Qin Fangfei had already pushed the person away, and glanced at him from the corner of his eye. Although he didn't speak, the meaning of rejection was clearly expressed.

Ji Ping: "..."

All right, just the two of you.

No, this little raccoon cat is too easy to deceive, don't they all say that this kind of cat is very fierce and difficult to raise?This hasn't been tamed yet, are all animals also Yan dogs?

The assistant, who couldn't figure it out at all, silently left the scene holding the small basin with leftovers.

Qin Fangfei sat on the sofa, carefully spread several layers of blankets on his lap, then put Loulian on the blankets, stroked the kitten's soft back with one hand, and brushed the Baidu Zhihu post bar with the other hand to look for cats. guide.

Lou Lian was nervous and collapsed, but under this kind of attack, he soon relaxed.After a while, he instinctively made a "snoring" sound, and his two front feet moved left and right uncontrollably, as if he was stepping.

"Still want to drink milk?"

A deep and cold voice suddenly came from above, and the warm breath sprayed on the top of the head.

Lou Lian stiffened again.

Then he looked at his two "hands" in disbelief

Just now they seemed to have their own thoughts, and they started to step on Qin Fangfei's legs, kick up, and suckle.

"I've checked, and the milk cats around fifteen days old can be gradually weaned. Let the cats get over it."

……Do not!

You may not believe it when you say it, but it is really the paw that moves first! !

not me!

The more Lou Lian thought about it, the more wronged he became, and the more he felt wronged, the more he thought about it, until he buried his head between his front legs and pretended to be dead.

The little raccoon flower on its lap didn't move, its tail drooped down, Qin Fangfei finished brushing a post in his hand, and poked it worriedly.

no response.

Qin Fangfei simply put down the phone, grabbed Lou Lian's elbows with both hands, and turned Lou Lian upside down, belly up.

The moment the two pairs of eyes met, Qin Fangfei: "..."

Lou Lian turned his head quickly and stubbornly.

Qin Fangfei pulled it back again.

Lou Lian continued to work.

Qin Fangfei was very persistent.

……

After several repetitions, Lou Lian gave up lying down.

"..."

Seeing that the kitten's eye sockets were really foggy, and the fur next to it was wet, Qin Fangfei's tone finally hesitated, worried and amused, "Why are you crying, so you don't want to be weaned?"

"Still feeling unwell?"

——Cats can cry, but generally it is seldom because of mood swings, more because of physiological factors.

Lou Lian, who is a cat, naturally wouldn't respond, but this sentence inadvertently inspired Qin Fangfei, who suddenly remembered a post he had just seen.

Watching the kitten tangled for a while, Qin Fangfei called his assistant back and asked him to get a pack of fragrance-free wet wipes.

Ji Ping was sent to complain: "Brother Qin, my dear brother, where can I change a pack of fragrance-free wet wipes for you right now?"

"Then take a cotton swab and warm water."

"...This is done."

Soon, everything was placed in front of Qin Fangfei.

"Look at the cat."

Assistant Ji couldn't wait for it: "Okay."

Qin Fangfei put the kitten down, took out a cotton swab, thought for a while, took out three more, put them in the water for a while, and then looked at Ji Ping.

Ji Ping: "?"

Qin Fangfei turned his head slightly, and glanced at the door.

Ji Ping: "..."

OK, he exits the stage.

That's not counting, everyone was about to go out, and a faint voice came from behind.

"Don't call yourself godfather, it doesn't sound good."

Poor Assistant Ji almost fell flat, and only at this moment did he realize clearly that he was no longer the cub closest to the actor.

In the sight of Loulian's head full of question marks, Qin Fangfei squeezed a cotton swab soaked in warm water in his hand, tried the softness on the back of his hand, then half-kneeled in front of the sofa, gently pressed the back of Loulian's neck, lifted The latter has an elongated tail.

Lou Lian, who had already been pricked by his own hair and cried once, stared wide-eyed.

It was chilly under the base of the tail, and then something wet touched the deadliest place. At first it just stayed there, but after a while, it moved slightly, completely soaking the only place not covered by fur.

"Meow-meow-meow-!

Lou Lian let out a meow like a pig, feeling ashamed and anxious, finally broke free from the shackles of fate, rushed to the other side of the sofa, and blew his hair at the man.

...the wind was brought out while running, and the buttocks were extraordinarily cool.

Qin Fangfei threw away the cotton swab, frowned, and said innocently: "If not, have you learned to defecate by yourself? If you keep holding it in, you will be flatulent."

Lou Lian: "Mi..."

Is that why you want to be a Japanese cat? You bastard!