I woke up with eight tails

"In short, don't do anything, I'll take care of it-don't use the tuba to go up."

"Ah."

After hanging up the phone, he circled his temples in a daze, and suddenly there was a childish moan from beside him.

Only then did Qin Fangfei wake up with a start and there was a small creature beside him, so he quickly found an ashtray to extinguish the smoke.

Even so, the little cat demon still "mi" a few times, and opened two big green eyes.

After a few seconds of sluggishness, Lou Lian woke up, with a stick in his arms, which was Mutian Polygonum that was put to bed last night.

The memory before "losing consciousness" slowly returned to my mind.

Lou Lian: "..."

Didn't he intend to count to eighty and wake up the husband? Why did he fall asleep inexplicably?

...Wait, think about it carefully, how is this behavior different from counting sheep.

No wonder he fell asleep directly and suffocated.

"Mi." Lou Lian was lamenting his lost IQ, when suddenly the nape of his neck was picked up, and he looked at the culprit with his eyes still full of eye feces, his cat face was confused.

Master Qin Fangfei Xing asked, "Aside from playing 'Jumping' yesterday, what did you do?"

Lou Lian: "Meow?"

"Have you opened Weibo?"

"..." Lou Lian knew his mistake, and lowered his head obediently, "Mi woo."

How do you know?

Seeing the kitten's reaction, Qin Fangfei immediately guessed the general truth, and asked, "Do you know who 'Lou Lian' is?"

Lou Lian: "...?"

Qin Fangfei took Lou Lian's face full of question marks as if he didn't know him, and couldn't help frowning: "I don't know if you still miss him?"

Lou Lian: "???"

One person and one cat stared wide-eyed for a while.

"!

Lou Lian suspected that his ears might be broken

Otherwise, how could I hear such weird words about tigers and wolves.

"Okay," Qin Fangfei wiped away the unknown white objects from the corners of Loulian's eyes, carried the latter to the food bowl, and said, "You are banned from playing games for a week."

"Meow!?" Lou Lian came to his senses at this moment, he didn't even eat the cat food, turned around and hugged Qin Fangfei's trouser legs, screaming wildly.

——Sir, are you serious? You really said the word "Loulian" just now! ?

Do you remember!

Qin Fangfei looked at the suddenly sticky leg pendant, expressionless: "Games are more important than eating?"

"Meow!" No!

Lou Lian was so anxious that he scratched and screamed, not knowing how to express his excitement and desire to communicate.

The only way to enter a dream is to wait for the other party to fall asleep, and to turn into a human form... He has not yet fully grasped the legendary "mystery of transformation".

Qin Fangfei saw the eager look of the kitten, but he didn't know what was going on in his little head.He knelt down and said in a deep thought, "Well, Maomao, if I ask you something, you nod or shake your head."

Lou Lian nodded quickly.

Qin Fangfei: "Have you opened Weibo?"

nod.

"Did you make something red? Hand slipping counts."

"..."

Lou Lian hesitated, he knew that "pointing red" means likes, but he didn't know if he received the call.

Qin Fangfei sighed: "Maomao, are you literate?"

Just as Lou Lian was about to nod, he suddenly realized that there was a big hole here, so he couldn't answer hastily.

——A kitten that has not been born for a long time, even if it is a cat demon, if no one teaches it, it should be illiterate.

Even monsters have to be logical.

Just like Lou Lian doesn't know the language of monsters, if he is really just a little cat demon with some intelligence, how can he know how to read human characters.

The more Lou Lian thought about it, the more he felt that this was the reason.Mr. seems to have accepted the fact that "the kitten I picked up is a monster" well, but in fact, I still have some doubts.

So this sentence is tentative.

...But if you say "illiterate", the husband will definitely directly understand it as "hand slippery". Although Lou Lian thinks that he should be hand slippery, the answer he wants to know will also fly away.

He was a little uncertain for a while.

The little cat demon thought for too long, Qin Fangfei narrowed his eyes, but his tone was still soft and gentle: "Maomao?"

Lou Lian swallowed, his heart skipped a beat.

no time to procrastinate

"Dingling!" At this moment, Qin Fangfei's cell phone started to vibrate again.

Amid the heavenly ringtone, Lou Lian first pursed his lips in displeasure as he watched his husband, and finally answered the phone.

"Thank you, goodbye" without saying a few words, then gave Lou Lian a meaningful look, and got up to change clothes.

Lou Lian looked at the beautiful body in front of him, his eyes didn't move, and suddenly something flew over, and his vision went dark.

After tearing off the "cover" indiscriminately with two paws, Lou Lian discovered that it was the pajamas that the husband had changed out of.

When he looked up again, the gentleman was already dressed neatly, with a graceful demeanor.

——Seeing Lou Lian's undisguised gaze, he smiled but wasn't smiling.

Lou Lian: "..."

He turned around sadly and ate cat food silently by himself.

With Shun Mao stroking his back, Qin Fangfei walked away with lighter and lighter steps, and finally closed the door gently.

Lou Lian lay on the ground, trying desperately to recall what he did last night.

The most important thing is whether you missed anything, such as pointing out the name of the "little fox" in the video.

But logically, it shouldn't be.

No matter how "cute" he is, he's just an ordinary person, and it's already puzzling to be on a trending search for no reason. How could someone point out the name of the protagonist of the video without reason?

What's more, his name should have been erased.

Lou Lian couldn't understand it.

My heart itch again.

Just when he was about to "make a wish", orange blossoms suddenly appeared outside the window, looking elegant and noble.

Lou Lian: "..."

The orange blossoms "passed" into the hotel suite with ease, and landed in front of Lou Lian, turning into a human form.

Then, it took out a needle-like thing from one of its tails, suddenly raised its hand, and with a flash of golden light, it stabbed Loulian's neck!

Lou Lian was startled, and instinctively ran back, but he was not as fast as the nine-tailed monster.He was caught easily, and watched the "golden needle" attack

The tip of the gold needle pierced the collar on Lou Lian's neck, but it seemed to melt. As it went deeper, it gradually melted away.

From the corner of Lou Lian's eyes, he saw that the needle almost turned into a collar cover, wrapping around the neck.

The moment the end was connected, a strange sense of integration welled up in his heart, as if directing his hands and feet, Lou Lian naturally transformed into a human form.

The cat ears trembled in the air, Lou Lian pursed his lips, held his breath and frowned

After a while, the cat's ears gradually became transparent, and finally disappeared on the top of the head.

Lou Lian: "!"

He looked at his hands again, the raccoon pattern on his arms was so light that it was almost invisible to the naked eye, he couldn't help being surprised, "Teacher Orange, what was that just now?"

"Does this method really work?" Juhua also said in surprise, "I thought it was because you turned into a cat from a human, which led to your lack of understanding of demon power, and you couldn't cover your ears without being a human... It turns out that there is something wrong with this collar .”

"Collar?"

"Yes. Although this cat fairy doesn't know the reason, it seems to be a seal or something."

"'seal'?"

"I don't know, you lost a tail in exchange for it."

"……"right.

Glancing at the clock, Ju Hua quickly said: "I came here this time to tell you that according to your wish, I have paved the way for you overnight."

Lou Lian tilted his head: "Huh?"

"You turn back into a cat, I'll take you to a place."

After turning back into a little milk cat, Ju Hua quickly picked up Lou Lian and hugged her in her arms, just jumped out of the French window, and rushed home again in the old way.

There is already a human waiting in the house.

Lou Lian turned into a human in the cubicle in a daze, put on the clothes he bought last time, walked out, and looked at the human in doubt.

——It's a young man, probably around 20 years old, with a good appearance.

The three of them sat around the table, and the young man looked a little reserved.

Orange Blossom said: "Let me introduce, this is Lin Lang, a human, 20 years old, before today he was a dropout and broke into the entertainment industry."

Pointing to Lou Lian again, "Lin Lang, this is Lou Lian, the cat demon. Before today, he was a petite and weak person who could do nothing but sing and meow."

Lou Lian choked: "Juhua, you..."

Lin Lang scratched his head, and stretched out his right hand shyly to the former: "Lou Lian, hello."

Lou Lian looked at that hand for a long time, only to realize that this is a way for human beings to express etiquette. He quickly stretched out his hand and shook it lightly: "Hello, Lin Lang."

"..."

The author has something to say: dbq is too sleepy. If I have time, I may add a thousand words in the afternoon. If I don’t have time, the next chapter will be thick about the collar. It was also mentioned vaguely when Mao Mao first transformed into a shape. The baby who lost his memory again You can re-read Duoyue, in order to hit the thousand-word income list, tomorrow’s update will be at night. The little angel of irrigation nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Lin Yiyun 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 12 bottles of Zexia; 5 bottles of Yaofu for patients in the lunatic asylum; 2 bottles of half sugar deicing;