I woke up with eight tails

Chapter 25 Human Speaking and Human Language

As for the "unstable footing", it was not Lou Lian's excuse, on the contrary, it was already an understatement.

He has been living as a cat since he woke up, and what he sees is from the perspective of a kitten. Now that he suddenly uses external force to become a human, he can barely survive.

And dance is something that is very particular about physical coordination, and the basic skills often need more than ten years of accumulation. For a while, Lou Lian felt that even if he could dance, there was only an empty shelf left to watch.

He was a little unconfident, standing there, not knowing what to dance.

Boss Ye seemed to see Lou Lian's entanglement, and comforted him: "It's okay, Ju Hua and I are both laymen, and so are the guests. They can only call 666, and you can just show off."

...It is also the same reason.

There was no music, so Lou Lian just danced randomly—a solo dance, "Swan Goose", which he blindly adapted.

Even though there were only two people in the audience, he just had the illusion of a grade test.

However, in just a few breaths, after a spin, Lou Lian suddenly stopped.

Ye Ye, who was gradually fascinated, had three question marks above his head: "Why... What's wrong?"

"I..." Lou Lian looked at his arms in disbelief, raised them up and down, carried them behind his back, fastened them tightly to form a ring, and then lifted them up, using all his strength.

Under Ye Boss' dull gaze, the "arm ring" went around his head, covered his whole body, and returned to the position behind him.

The two hands were never separated the whole time.

Lou Lian: "!"

He bent his limbs for a while, lowered his waist and split his legs and kicked his legs. He even borrowed demon power without a teacher to achieve an excellent visual effect.

The movements are made smoothly and smoothly.

Ignoring the smallness of the room, Lou Lian gradually let go of his hands and feet, picked out some difficult dances, and challenged himself with this new body.

……

"Be careful!" Boss Ye subconsciously shouted.

After the jump and spin, Lou Lian's left leg went limp, making a mistake.

At that moment, his right leg missed the step, and his center of gravity was instantly confused. He exclaimed shortly, his hands fluttered and fell like shit.

"It's okay, it's okay!"

Before Boss Ye rushed over to save him, Lou Lian quickly got up by himself, looking at his hands in surprise.

this body...

This feeling……

It is simply the biggest surprise after turning into a human!

He guessed that it was probably because of the monster that the human form was "pinched" out, so it didn't have the sense of burdensome body.plus a cat whose body is liquid

Not only do you not need to re-practice basic skills, but you can also do many movements that were completely unimaginable before.

Cats can walk on the wall without pressure, and can be a hunter with agility. Can humans do that kind of body coordination?

After Lou Lian figured this out out of breath, he suddenly felt that it would be a good thing to have two extra ears and one tail.

Ju Hua thoughtfully handed tea to the boss, and was amazed: "Hey, so you are so powerful, I thought..."

"cough."

Do you still think that I am a weak and incompetent human being who can do nothing?

Lou Lian took a sip of water, and interrupted Ju Hua's chatter with a low, violent cough.

Boss Ye was also very pleasantly surprised: "Our 'Tianyuxue' lacks talents like you! Boy, are you willing to start with zero salary?"

Lou Lian: "...?"

Unexpectedly, before he could speak, the orange blossom exploded first, and he punched it directly: "What are you talking about, you want us to give you a free job? Dream!"

Ye Ye took the punch and yelled back: "Orange Xiaoling, didn't you also start with zero salary?!"

Orange Blossom didn't buy it, and simply showed its claws.

Boss Ye glared angrily.

Then, the two started fighting.

Lou Lian: "?!"

It can be said that a martial arts movie was suddenly staged in front of the eyes. The two saw each other's moves, and the movements became faster and faster, hitting from left to right.The aura of big monsters around is ready to move, and it looks like it will change from a martial arts movie to a fantasy movie.

Lou Lian: "!!"

The turning point was too fast, and the little demon Qin Maomao kept backing away: "You guys stop fighting..."

Juhua didn't listen, and neither did Boss Ye.

Lou Lian's tail was trembling as he became more and more evil. He said weakly, "I want to fight in the dance studio. You can't beat anyone like this..."

Juhua still didn't listen, but Ye Ye's movements gradually slowed down.

Suddenly, Boss Ye let out a soft cry of pain, and four bloodstains appeared on his right wrist—the cat's claws.

Orange Blossom proudly said, "How about it, did you lose? I now have nine tails!"

Ye Ye skillfully took out the iodine tincture and wiped it, but he just rolled his eyes to deal with it.

Lou Lian who witnessed the whole process: "..."

He could clearly see that Boss Ye had deliberately exposed a loophole before, and almost sent his arm up by himself.

But this didn't affect Lou Lian's dumbfounded, "Teacher Ju, so you are so good..."

Orange Blossom raised her chin and proudly said: "That is."

Ye Ye continued to roll his eyes: "You didn't learn it from me."

Lou Lian respectfully said, "Boss Ye, I dare to ask you..."

Orange Blossom muttered: "It's just a bull nose."

Ye Ye: "Bah, it's obviously your savior."

"..."

After some conversations, Lou Lian found out that Boss Ye, who looked extremely beautiful, was actually a modern Taoist priest.

The owner of the bar, Daoist.

The reason why I know Juhua is that when Juhua was still a kitten with five tails, dying from the cold, he picked up Juhua back into "Tianyuxue".

Lou Lian was very confused: "...Taoist, can I drink?"

Boss Ye was very disdainful: "Of course I can. I am taught by Zhengyi. The only ones who can't do it are Quanzhen and the monk next door."

"oh oh."

……

After negotiating the salary by force, Ju Hua went to change her work clothes without worry, while Ye Ye led Lou Lian to the front desk to get familiar with the environment and equipment on the round platform.

Ye Ye asked: "Do you want to sing or dance? Although my place is small, I still have a few dancers that I raise, and I can lend them to you."

Lou Lian thought for a while: "You can't get along with people you don't know well, so let's sing."

"Or a folk song?"

"I don't know," Lou Lian put on the fox hat, flicked his ears from the outside, and straightened his position, "Follow the fate."

After finishing his ears, he wanted to hide his tail in his cloak, but Ye Ye stopped him.

Looking at Lou Lian's puzzled face, Boss Ye showed a skinny smile again: "Don't cover it up, in fact, you don't need to cover your ears either, everyone who comes here likes it."

Lou Lian: "...?"

"come on."

As the lights dimmed, Ye Ye quietly backed away, Lou Liantai was sitting on a round chair, touched the microphone nervously, and opened the accompaniment list on the small computer.

After familiarizing himself with how to operate, Lou Lian closed his eyes at a place far away from the microphone, pulled his voice according to the scale, and his heart was beating wildly.

What are you singing?

Lou Lian returned to the seat just now with his throat getting hotter, and turned on the accompaniment screen.

The moonlight is still in the previous place, as hazy as gauze.

Lou Lian typed in the words "Yue'er Wanwan" without any originality.

He originally had the mentality of giving it a try, but who knew that the song he wanted in his heart actually jumped out of the accompaniment list.

——"The moon bends and shines on several states" Mr. Kataha.

Lou Lian poked in happily, the bluetooth speaker received the signal, and the music responded from soft to loud.A beam of light was cast, covering the place.

The resident singers of "Tianyuxue" change daily, and the gazes from the guests are not unusual, but rather curious.

Lou Lian simply lowered his head, looking at the floor where the moonlight was cast, his eyes gradually drifted away.

——This folk song is not a tribute to anything, but a mockery of the current absurdity and incompetence of the enemy of the rulers of the Southern Song Dynasty, and their aversion to war, disorder and hardship.

"..."

He moved a little away from the microphone and spoke:

"The moon bends and shines on several states,

How many are happy and how many are sad? "

Throughout the ages, the people yearn for peace and comfort.

——This hate has nothing to do with the wind and the moon.

The accompaniment clangs, like hearing horseshoe disease:

"Worrying about killing people because of menstruation?

I have to rest and rest! "

There is "咻" in response, this is the cry of war horses.

Immediately afterwards, the climax passed, and an interlude entered.

After a few breaths, the music turned again, and Jiangnan's silk and bamboo tunes joined, mixed with light drums, like a picture of a small bridge and flowing water slowly unfolding.

"The moon bends and shines on Kyushu, some families are happy and some are sad."

"A few high-rise buildings drink fine wine, and a few live in the streets..."

Lou Lian changed his tone.

"...At the entrance of the alley." A person in the corner almost whispered the end.

The goblet in his hand bottomed out, and his wrist trembled.

"!"

Lou Lian seemed to be aware of it and looked in that direction, showing a confused expression.

Fangcai...

He seemed to hear someone singing along.

What a coincidence, has anyone here heard Mr.'s song?

...It's a pity that Mr. can't hear it, and I don't know that somewhere in this world, there is a person who is boldly singing his song to many people in front of a small stage.

After the song was over, Lou Lian slowed down for a while before his head cleared up.

When I looked up, I found that many pairs of eyes were staring at me, amazed, longing, intoxicated, sad, with all kinds of emotions.

This kind of song is easy to play, and it was adapted by that person. He forced a smile, and clicked on the playlist again, not intending to continue to enter the "Mr. Kataba" singer page.

Glancing at the front of the bar from the corner of the eye, he found that even the moonlight had disappeared after the song was sung.

Lou Lian: "..."

It seems more sad.

Back on the touch screen, I didn't know what to sing, so I just clicked on the golden Chinese song.

After flipping through a few pages, a song came into view.

Lou didn't even think about it, so he hurried up.

This time, as soon as the accompaniment came out, the audience fell silent, and all looked towards the center.

——A sentence from Beijing opera suddenly popped out from the speaker.

"Oh! From Yigu's point of view, today is the day we say goodbye!"

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