I woke up with eight tails

Chapter 23 Human Speaking and Human Language

Having said that, normal bars are open at night, but it is only noon now, and it is still far away from night.

After Lou Lian became a human, she was about the same size as Juhua, so she thought of borrowing Juhua's clothes for a while, and then went out to buy them after she got used to her human body.

... However, probably because of the nature of wild cats, most of Juhua's clothes are loose and loose, not sticking to the flesh at all.There were even a few women's short-sleeved skirts and skirts with huge necklines, which made Lou Lian's hands trembling slightly.

With great difficulty, he picked out a fairly normal T-shirt, and then pulled out a pair of big gray pants to put on.

Dressed neatly, while wearing a cloak, he staggered towards the big wardrobe, where there was the only mirror in the house.

As a result, Lou Lian froze there in shock, as if struck by lightning.

The person in the mirror is about eighteen or nineteen years old, tall and thin, with slightly long black hair, the tip of the hair at the back of the neck is close to light gray.

The eyebrows, eyes and face shape are the same as when I was a teenager in the previous life, which is not bad, but the four oblique long gray lines at the end of the eyes and the eyes, and the dark green pupils inside...

With this face, if you go out with the cat ears, you will be taken away for study immediately, okay?

When Lou Lian thought of something, he quickly lifted the big cloak, and his eyes fell on his upper arm—on the warm white skin, the light gray lines contrasted sharply, which was very eye-catching.

Although it is not ugly, it is full of evil spirit.

In short, it doesn't look like a serious human being at first glance.

"..." Lou Lian couldn't help roaring, "Orange Blossom!

"Meow?"

Lou Lian pointed to the raccoon pattern on his arm: "What is this!"

"A monster." Juhua was puzzled, "You are actually a raccoon cat."

"Ah?" Lou Lian was so angry that he grabbed his tail that was swaying due to emotional fluctuations, and pointed to the four things on his face, "If others see it, it is equivalent to writing the words 'I am a monster' face?"

"..."

Ju Hua calmly said: "The demon face can be taken back, but..."

"How do you charge it?" Lou Lian hurriedly asked.

"¥@...¥%...%@!!#¥¥%..."

Lou Lian rubbed his ears, thinking that he had missed it, but Juhua didn't know what to say.

He doubted his ears a little: "did you just speak?"

Orange Blossom said: "Say it, monster language."

Lou Lian: "..."

Orange Flower sighed: "You are not a pure monster, so you can't follow our way, let's try to use popularity, don't worry, meow."

Lou Lian could only nod his head.

After drinking a few sips of water to calm his shock, he wrapped himself into a small rice dumpling and walked back and forth in the room to get used to his body.

During this period, he suddenly thought of Ji Ping in the hotel, and after asking, he realized that it was Juhua who made a move, allowing Ji Ping to sleep for a full day.

In the afternoon, Ju Hua yawned reluctantly and led Lou Lian to the supermarket.

The weather in this city is a little cooler now, but there are almost no people wearing long capes on the road. Lou Lian has been a cat for several months, and now he has suddenly regained his human identity. Be trembling.

On the contrary, it was Juhua who walked out of a pace that her relatives did not recognize.

After entering the supermarket, Ju Hua went straight to the place selling small dried fish, Lou Lian squeezed his big hood tightly, and wandered to the clothing area on the third floor.

He took a few short-sleeved T-shirts and put them in the basket. He stood in front of a sweater for a long time.

Seeing this, the lady shopping guide at the side stepped forward with some hesitation: "This... sir, what's the matter, do you need help?"

Lou Lian asked in a low voice, "Is there any discount on this dress now?"

The shopping guide glanced at Lou Liankan's clothes, and his eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, this is an old model, and it's [-]% off at present! Shall I get you the largest size to try?"

"OK, thanks."

Lou connected the clothes he took down, put them in the basket, took a pair of cropped pants, and walked into the fitting room next to him.

There are few rooms, but there are a lot of people. Lou Lian sat on the small sofa and waited, holding the hood slightly with one hand, and groping for the big ears on the hood with the other hand boredly.

That's why he was fascinated by this dress just now.

The design of the sweater is very cute. There are two little fox ears on the round hat, which is orange-red.The clever thing is that the material of the fox ears is hard and can stand up, but the inside is hollow and can be stuffed with other things.

Like his cat ears.

——The inside of the hood that is now covered is flat, and the soft ears are pressed flat on the head. Not only is it uncomfortable, but the sound he hears is also very strange. Loulian feels very uncomfortable.

The line was soon finished, Lou Lian walked into a small grid, closed the curtain, quickly threw off the big cloak, and let out a long sigh.

After rubbing his ears and stroking his tail, Lou Lian felt alive.

So hard, in every sense of the word.

This store sells a comprehensive range of items, from underwear to coats and blouses, Lou Lian basically has everything, trying on one by one.

The clothes in the big basket were quickly tried out, and only the sweater was left in the end.

Lou Lian approached the mirror, carefully compared the distance, and stuffed his ears into the small space one by one.

It is very comfortable and fits perfectly.

Lou Lian jumped two steps back, leaned his back against the curtain, and shook his head—it didn't fall off.

... Great!

"Hey, is there a cat here?"

A crisp voice came from outside, the distance was getting closer and closer, full of curiosity and surprise.

"?!" Lou Lian jumped back in fright, caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror out of the corner of his eye, and hurriedly stuffed his dangling tail into his pants.

The curtain was knocked, and the voice just said: "Hello?"

Lou Lian didn't dare to speak at all.

"Excuse me, is there anyone? Come in if you don't have one."

Lou Lian pressed his beating heart and shouted calmly: "Yes, don't come in! Please, what happened?"

"Ah," the female voice outside explained, "It's such a handsome guy. I just saw an animal's tail sticking out. We don't allow pets in here."

"No, no, you read it wrong!"

Lou Lian woke up suddenly after speaking without thinking through his brain. It was more like trying to cover up his words, so he quickly added, "No, what I mean is that I didn't bring the cat here."

"Could it be a wild cat that sneaked in?"

"No, I didn't see any animals!"

"...Really? But I almost touched it. It's black and has a long fur."

"No," Lou Lian simply sat down on the corner stool and hurriedly hid his tail in the pile of clothes when he found the strange round strips on the back of his pants, "If you don't believe me, you can now Come in and see, I'm dressed!"

"Ah..." The people outside hesitated for a while, apparently their desire for the truth was stronger than before, and the staff member finally opened a corner of the curtain lightly, "Then I will pull the curtain completely?"

"Okay!" Lou Lian pushed back to the corner.

The curtain was pulled open.

The young girl with the work card was standing at the door, she didn't dare to look up, her eyes quickly swept across the floor of the cubicle, and there was nothing to gain.

She seemed a little hesitant.

"It doesn't matter if you look up." Loulian calmed down now, and said softly, "I really don't bring any pets, and I haven't seen any cats."

Bewitched, the young lady raised her head and looked towards the source of the sound - she saw a "little fox" sitting there obediently with her head lowered.

With both hands behind his back, his feet, which hadn't had time to put on shoes, were bare, with their toes overlapping and grasping the ground.

"I come..." The young lady covered her mouth, saw the face reflected in the mirror, and asked in a breathy voice, "Little brother, are you a coward?"

Lou Lian's ears are good, when he heard the phrase "Oh my God", his heart skipped a beat at first, and when he glanced at the mirror from the corner of his eye, the word "broken" appeared in his heart.

Just thinking about how to escape, the whole cat couldn't react when the sentence came: "What?"

"Ah, I don't mean anything else. There are a lot of comic exhibitions here recently, no, I just want to ask..." After talking incoherently, the young lady took out her phone a little bit embarrassedly, "Brother Fox, can you, can you cooperate?" a shadow?"

"..."

After pulling the curtain, Lou Lian leaned against the mirror in a daze, with an incoherent person crowded beside him, the phone clicked, and two big faces were photographed.

"That tail just now is a prop! Was the one you cosplayed with a black cat before? Well, can you pose with a tail?"

"..."

Surprised, Lou Lian quickly rolled down the steps, took advantage of the situation, and pulled out his tail, holding it loosely in the air.

He wanted to pose like a fox, but he couldn't think of any symbolic action, so he raised his right hand, half-clenched his fist next to his cheek, and buttoned it downward.

It's the pose of a beckoning cat.

He clearly saw the young lady's expression on the verge of fainting. He held the P30 phone in both hands and operated it for a while, looking for angles to shoot up, down, left, and right.

Lou Lian was a little happy and a little sad. He didn't expect that the first photo in his life was given to a strange lady, and the person he wanted to be seen the most couldn't see it.

The girl went out with a satisfied face. Lou Lian blushed and couldn't stay any longer, wrapped up his cloak, hurriedly picked out suitable clothes and followed out, and was enthusiastically guided to pay the bill.

The keen facial features received the whispering communication behind him into his ears.

"...Eh? I saw him standing in the women's clothing section looking at that dress, and it was so tightly wrapped up that it was suspicious to death. I thought it was some kind of wretched man, so he was wearing it himself!"

"Give me Kang...fuck, this is too cute!"

"Fuck, post fuck... If I knew I would 'accidentally' lift my hat, damn, I want to take a photo too, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Lou Lian: "..."

No no no that's not the case.

He settled the bill as fast as he could in his life, fled out, flushed the toilet, and sat on the toilet to calm down.

Find the fox sweater and turn it left and right. Except for the two ears, there are no very girly elements.

...It's the basic model. There is no distinction between men and women. It must be like this, absolutely.

When they went back, even the slow-witted Orange Flower noticed Lou Lian's entanglement, and asked with a piece of baked cod fish cake in his mouth, "What's wrong with you?"

Lou Lian was speechless all the way, until he went back and turned into a prototype, then lowered his head and said about the fox sweater.

When it came to picking it up from the women's clothing section, the whole cat was so dark that it could grow mushrooms.

Juhua lay on the bed with her legs up in the air, and she became excited: "Ham, this is the strangest thing about me. Why do you human beings only have females to wear skirts? How convenient to wear skirts, summer is still cool, if you go out , the tail swings directly inside, super comfortable!"

Lou even choked.

This is a very common sense question, but he found that he couldn't answer it.

And he discovered a more serious problem.

Lou Lian said, "Teacher Ju, have you... ever gone out in a skirt?"

"Yes." Juhua said innocently, "Otherwise, do you have to wear long clothes in summer?"

Lou Lian: "..."

Well, as expected of you.

No, but, I don't seem to be so resistant to that fox sweater in my heart.

Is this the survival of the fittest and the survival of the fittest? Lou Lian thought sadly. Sure enough, living is a process of continuous breakthrough and loss.

"Meow... sleepy." Orange Blossom said.

"Mi." Lou Lian also jumped onto the bed, squatting on the pillow.

In this regard, the two cats with different thoughts each occupied a corner of the big bed and slept all afternoon.

Night falls.

The first quarter moon looms in the clouds, and the clarity of the day turns into darkness.

The night owl, Ju Hua, was the first to wake up, and woke Lou Lian, who was groaning in sleep, and put him on the ground: "Wipe your eyes and change your clothes!"

Sleepy-eyed Lou Lian: "...Miwu."

Just wipe it, why are you yelling so loudly?

Reluctantly, he arranged his clothes and trousers, got in, spotted a few openings and turned into shapes, and directly skipped the step of putting on clothes.

Then he rubbed his eyes and went to the toilet.

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