I woke up with eight tails

Plant a small lotus seed in early spring, and harvest a big lotus flower in midsummer.

It was an evening, the evening breeze was cool and tinged with the fragrance of lotus.Lou Lian was teasing the half-year-old Xiaoxiao with a catnip lollipop, and he himself was dizzy from the smell of catnip, when Xiaoxiao's childish voice suddenly resounded across the room: "Baba!"

Lou Lian's body froze, but before his brain could react, the next moment, there was already the warmth of an extra person behind him.

"Maomao..." The deep voice fell on my ears, a little guilty and a little affectionate, "I've been waiting for a long time."

Lou Lian's eyes were red and before he could speak, Xiao Xiao called out first: "Baba! Baba——ah~"

Qin Fangfei hugged the child into his arms, squeezed the pricked ears: "Are you good? Are you listening to your father?"

Xiao Xiao hastily replied: "Quack!"

Lou Lian smiled through tears, and poked the little face: "How come you can only pronounce the sound of a."

"... Ada!"

After more than half a year, everyone finally came together for dinner, and the four generations lived together.

Although Lou Yuanshan had a stinky face, he was actually extremely happy, hugging Xiaoxiao who gnawed his tail, he felt that life was complete.

After drinking the milk, Xiaoxiao stretched out her hand, stroking the old man's snow-white beard while spitting bubbles, her tail raised to the sky, and she giggled.

"..." Hurrying in front of Lou Yuanshan's black face, Lou Lian quickly carried Xiao Xiao away.

At seven o'clock, Lou Lian sat in front of the mirror, looked at himself over and over again, plucked his ears, and followed his tail.

The young man in the mirror had two cat ears, short gray hair, round green cat eyes, and a few light gray lines on his face, which were extremely eye-catching.

His human appearance seemed to have stopped on the day when the age of the demon matured. After so long, it didn't grow any longer.

"Don't watch it, it's pretty good." Qin Fangfei kept adjusting the camera to find a suitable angle, "The live broadcast is about to start, come here."

"oh oh."

Coincidentally, today is the first day of the release of "January", and there will be a special talk show tonight.As one of the leading actors, Lou Lian couldn't be there and could only show up through live broadcast.

But now that Qin Fangfei is back, as a key actor, he will always be on camera.

In fact, Qin Fangfei's "return" is not only a surprise for Lou Lian, but also a "surprise" for the relevant personnel and fans.

And after tonight, it will be a "surprise" for the whole world.

... Or, is it frightened?

Lou Lian was very worried.

The show started on time, and after a while, they were connected to Loulian.

The host smiled and said, "Now we are invited to play the role of Yanyue, Lou Lian."

Lou Lian waved: "Hi everyone."

[It's Little Yanyue! awsl!

【Specially drew such a strong appearance, Mr. Lou is interested~】

[What kind of bad thoughts can cats have! 】

[The hairy ears are so cute, get out of the surrounding area quickly, don't be ignorant of flattery]

【Mother Yanyue's big son!Hope to see you in the next one! 】The bullet screens were swiped one by one, Lou Lian glanced at them, and smiled without showing his teeth.

Seeing that the atmosphere of the scene was getting better, the host started the questioning session, using humorous and witty words, and the questions were screened, and everyone generally wanted to know.

Regarding the content of the plot and tidbits, those who could answer Lou even answered them one by one, and those who could not answer just scratched their ears and passed the test with cuteness.

When the question was about to be finished, the host noticed a corner behind Lou Lian, which was a small cat house, and joked: "As a cat, would Yanyue also like to keep cats?"

Lou Lian thought for a while and replied: "I don't know if Yanyue likes it or not, but I have a cat."

The host laughed: "What kind of cat is it? Can everyone see it?"

"Here."

"Oh."

Lou Lian took the confused Xiaoxiao from Qin Fangfei's hands: "My son, Lou Xiaoxiao."

He waved his little paws, "Xiaoxiao, say hello to everyone."

"Ah?"

Xiao Xiao looked at Lou Lian, then at the villain on the computer, the villain could still move, his face was white and his lips were red, and he froze on the spot.

Three seconds later, Xiaoxiao cried out in fright: "Ah—baba! Melon! Meow—"

"..." Lou Lian touched the child's head distressedly, then turned around and scolded viciously, "What are you doing to me when the child is still young, take it away!"

Xiao Xiao: "Hey melon——"

So Qin Fangfei carried the aggrieved Xiaoxiao out of the room and coaxed him.

host:"……"

There are too many slots, the host was stunned, and subconsciously picked the most important one: "Can the little milk cat make so many noises? This is the first time I have seen a cat cry..."

[This is not the point, hey!Who is that man next to him? ? 】

【Why is this cat so similar to Qin Mao? It's so cute】

[Lou Xiaoxiao?This name has a CP feel to Qin Maomao, girls and boys] [No, the milk cat is crying!I'm crying ÷ the sack is broken] [The cat is crying, let's take it to the hospital, maybe there is something wrong with the eyes] [Wait, you didn't notice that man next to him...does he look a bit like that...] Lou Lian cleared his throat: "Next, I want to explain one thing to everyone. This is also the main purpose of attending the show through live broadcast. I hope everyone will not be scared."

The host laughed and said, "Teacher Lou has indeed been laying the groundwork for a long time. He has always said that he hopes more people will watch this show, saying that it is "an event to be announced". Is the answer to the mystery finally revealed?"

Lou Lian nodded and got vaccinated: "What I said next is true, I'm not joking."

【"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next"】

[I got it, I got it, I repeat, you're not joking! 】【Hahaha what exactly are you going to say】

[We have undergone strict training and will never be afraid, unless you say that the person next to you is Teacher Qin] Lou Lian tactically leaned back, put his hands on his legs, and circled his tail: "I don't wear makeup, and I don't wear fake ears. These are my own ears and tail."

【…? 】

【What's the meaning? ? 】

[My grass? 】

Lou Lian moved his ears, let go, and let his tail wave freely: "As you can see, I am a cat demon. Although the story of "Yuan Yue" is made up, the demon clan does exist, and from now on , will live with everyone. Please don’t be afraid, except for some original features, we are no different from human beings, and we will not qigong or qigong. I hope we can live in harmony.”

The host's expression was blank for a while, and even the bullet screen was blank for a second.

——Then there was an explosive eruption, the screen was full of question marks and shit, almost crashing the computer.

Lou Lian smiled and said, "Everyone can read the news and trending searches. It must have been published by now. We are here with sincerity. Please give us your advice in the future."

As soon as he finished speaking, his neck suddenly sank, and Lou didn't even need to turn his head to know who put the head on his shoulder.

Qin Fangfei turned the camera slightly, facing himself, with a serious face: "I testify, it is true. What I am holding now is my Qin Maomao. The original Yanyue and humanoid Yanyue in the movie are actually the same Personally act well."

【? ? 】

[Qin Fangfei? !Am I dreaming? ? 】

[I'm stupid, I don't want to call my cp real right now, my mind is full of only stupid, stupid? ! ! 】【Qin Maomao? ?Lou Lian? ?monster? ? 】

[Monster what?What race? 】

……

[I also have cats!It also becomes human? ! 】

[! !What a human. Beast]

[Wait, he just said that the crying cat is his son, Jun Jin...!Fuck!Hua Dian! 】

Qin Fangfei smiled lowly: "It's the monster race. Don't worry, the monster race has always avoided the world. Generally speaking, everyone's pets are just pets, and the possibility of becoming a human is very small...but it's not impossible, probably just like us humans. It’s the same probability of suddenly genetically mutating into an alien.”

"To be honest, I was also very shocked at the beginning. I saw a cat person on the bed in the middle of the night, and his petty movements were just like Qin Maomao. But just looking at the cat, everyone is very cute. Soon after They will enter human society, and I hope everyone will treat them kindly."

Lou Lian: "..."

"Anyway, that's it."

The warm breath hit his ears, Lou Lian felt a little hot on his face, and he didn't care about the reaction at the scene, he hurriedly said "goodbye" and then turned off the camera, as if a real man never looked behind him An explosion of flavors.

"In public places, be careful." Lou Lian whispered.

Qin Fangfei looked at the computer with a black screen, and teased, "If you want to use magic to defeat magic, as long as you have something more powerful, you can divert your attention."

Lou Lian Fue: "I don't think the emotional and sexual orientation of a celebrity or idol will be able to divert attention when a new race emerges."

"When this relationship is between a human star and the boss of the demon clan, crossing gender and race and keeping up with current events, it will definitely attract attention, and it will also promote the process of human beings accepting the demon clan."

"..."

Lou Lian felt persuaded, "You are right."

"When did you cooperate with the human government to make this happen?"

"Didn't you already know that the world has long been infiltrated by celestial beings, asuras, and ghosts? Now that I have been promoted to the position of god, the demon race has a place in the six realms. Humans have never been a stubborn race. Since we live in the same world, instead of covering up our enemies, we might as well live in harmony openly."

Lou Lian turned around and blinked his eyes under the light, "What's more, the ordinary monster race has no special abilities at all, and the force value is the same as that of humans, so it won't scare the race too much. I hope to see human children and monster races one day. Playing with the cubs of the clan, the same school and the same job... I have done everything I can, and the rest can only be verified by time."

——This is Huangyue's longing for a thousand years, and it is also the biggest dream of the Yaozu.

Qin Fangfei raised his eyes, and saw stars falling in Lou Lian's green pupils, eyes full of hope and trust in the future, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips: "There will be such a day."

That night, Xiaoxiao slept with Grandpa for the first time.

Xiaoxiao rubbed her pacifier: "...Ah, ba ba?"

Lou Yuanshan said: "I don't care about them, you have to tell Grandpa after the snack!"

Xiao Xiao quickly grinned, grabbed the old man's chin, and began to pluck his beard: "Sleepy quack!"

On the other side, Qin Fangfei took out a catnip lollipop to tease the cat.

They had just finished a one-sided comfortable bath, and Loulian's short hair was very fluffy after being blown dry, and it rolled into a ball on the bed, soft and easy to stroke.Qin Fangfei hastily washed himself and sat on the bed, took the catnip ball from Lou Lian's arms, couldn't help stretching out his magic palm, rua over and over again.

Lou Lian was gently scratched while roaring, Lou Lian finally woke up from the dream, and gradually stretched his body, revealing his snow-white belly.

The belly hair is longer and softer, and it feels like cotton candy, which is soft, non-sticky and fluffy.

It's just that it doesn't have the bulging touch of the past -- the little kitten inside has turned into a cute child, breathing air and growing up day by day.

"Wow~"

Qin Fangfei combed from the slender neck to the scattered tail, and then from the tip of the fluffy tail to the back, with rich touch and distinct layers.

"Ahhhhh!"

"..."

The next moment, Maomao was gone, and a catman with slender legs, long tail and upturned tail climbed up on him, his sharp pupils looked menacing, "Are you going to finish?!"

Qin Fangfei turned over while hugging Maomaoren, and his up and down positions were reversed in an instant. The distance between their faces was less than ten centimeters.

Lou Lian pushed his knees up, dizzy from inhaling catnip, stared at that handsome face for a while, and said, "...don't pinch my tail."

"pain?"

"It doesn't hurt," Lou Lian shook his head, explaining, "but it will make me unable to restrain my instinct to flee and attack."

Qin Fangfei rolled his eyes, lowered his head to hold some small fruit that had stood upright, and said inarticulately: "Got it."

——If he could do it all over again, Lou would not even explain that sentence to death.

It is true that smoking catnip can lower intelligence.

I will never smoke mints in front of this scheming man again, it's just hateful!

"Cat cat..."

But at this moment, no one can tell who is more reluctant.Lou couldn't even open his eyes, but his desire was still hooked. He was obviously exhausted to the extreme, and he still felt that it was not enough, and he didn't want this long-lost reunion to end.

The person in front of him frowned, his usually cold eyes were full of heat at this moment, all the Buddhist verses or meditation were forgotten, the more he became sober, the more sinking he became, and the regret of how many times he had gone wrong turned into a cavity Loving, venting hard and cuddling.

"I'm here..." Lou Lian struggled to raise his neck, begging for a kiss, "I've been here. Welcome home."

They looked at each other and smiled, rubbing face to face and chest to chest, and just fell asleep when it was almost dawn.

The next evening, the family of four went to the movies.

Lou Lian stuck to the quilt like a piece of cat cake all morning, his back hurts so much that he can't even shake his tail.

Under Lou Lian's guidance, Qin Fangfei clumsily nursed Xiao Xiao, and then was sprayed all over by Xiao Xiao in the latter's holy father-like transparent and loving smile.

"..."

Lou Lian laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright.

Qin Fangfei worked tirelessly to change clothes, wash milk stains, and clean milk bottles.

When he came back, he found that Lou Lian was watching TV with Xiao Xiao in his arms.

The big cat is holding a kitten that looks exactly the same. Even the expression is very similar. He is staring at the LCD screen intently. When he sees an exciting plot, he will flick his ears, and the small light-colored fluff on the inner ear will shake. Shaking, very cute.

Qin Fangfei couldn't help but relax his hands and feet.

Xiao Xiao is very clever, and immediately spotted his father, stretching out two short hands.

Qin Fangfei's heart was about to melt.

Seeing little puff puffing bubbles, imitating the characters on TV: "Shit, ba ba——"

Lou Lian: "...!"

Qin Fangfei: "??"

Xiaoxiao worked very hard to organize the sentences, and uttered the longest sentence since he was born: "Baba, Kang...Kang Ya, Ada teaches Suofa, let's Kang Box..."

Lou Lian translated the second half of the sentence: "He wants you to watch TV together."

Qin Fangfei was shocked: "Xiao Xiao can already talk?"

Xiao Xiao was very anxious: "Ah-baba hug--"

Loulian couldn't laugh or cry, and hugged Xiaoxiao to his father: "After all, it's a cat. I can jump up and down and fly around with you when I'm half a year old. After careful calculation, I'm only two years old now."

Qin Fangfei: "..."

It seems to be true, but what is this weird feeling?

So the whole morning plus one afternoon, the family spent watching TV, Lou Yuanshan would go out to practice Tai Chi every morning, and when he came back, he also joined the lineup of eating melon seeds and watching TV.

They chose to turn off their mobile phones in a tacit understanding, no one can contact them, and they just live in this small world regardless of the north and south winds outside.

The way to the cinema was very easy, very easy, because Lou Lian was carried on his back the whole time, and he didn't even get off the ground.

——He directly changed into his original form, hugged Xiaoxiao, and lay down in the cat bag.

What else could Qin Fangfei do? Mao Mao's wife could have any bad intentions, and Mao Mao's son didn't have any bad intentions either. Isn't it just a bag of more than twenty catties, and he just carried it on his back.

Mr. Lou didn't say anything when he saw this, but he whistled unintentionally when he got off the car.

Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back.

Qin Fangfei: "..."

They went to a high-end private cinema, not to mention carrying two cats on their backs, even carrying two huskies on their backs would not be blocked.

However, no matter how professional the staff is, when they saw two cats falling to the ground and turning into two people, their pupils would still be shocked.

...It turns out that those news are all true.

They really saw the existence of goblins with their own eyes!

After the room was opened, Qin Fangfei took off his mask, and the waitress stood blankly at the door, looking hesitant.

Here, she may have seen a lot of celebrities, but with this configuration... After today, she can really play for three years.

Lou Lian was a little worried that there would be some disputes, and the monsters were not allowed to enter, so he took the initiative to say: "Hello?"

The little sister sleepwalked: "You, hello... I... I..."

The little azure eyes also turned to her, full of curiosity: "Ah?"

The young lady closed her eyes, and her heart sank: "Can I ask for a photo with you!"

"..."

Unexpectedly, it was such a small matter, Lou Lian smiled helplessly, "I'm sorry, the purpose of our coming here is not to reveal too many personal affairs, and we don't want the Yaozu to become a gimmick."

The young lady was obviously disappointed: "Okay."

Lou Lian rolled his eyes: "But if you answer a question for me, you can ask him to sign for you, or even take a group photo."

Qin Fangfei who was suddenly cueed: "..."

Unexpectedly, the young lady is still full of mourning: "I don't pursue stars, but I prefer cats, I am an old cat slave."

"..."

"..."

The scene was very embarrassing.

Lou Yuanshan looked at Qin Fangfei, Qin Fangfei looked at Lou Lian, Lou Lian touched his nose, and silently said three times "As long as I'm not embarrassed, I'm the little father who is disliked" and simply asked: "Okay, I'm Just wondering, what do people generally think of us?"

"You? Are you with Mr. Qin?"

Lou Lian: "...It's me and Xiaoxiao. We are both demons. Before this, I have been living in human society as a human being, and even acted in public. I want to know the general public opinion on the demon race."

"Oh, oh, that's it."

The little sister realized, "Although this metaphor is a bit wrong, it is like a rare animal, and everyone is definitely more willing to protect it. Most people accept the arrival of the monster race. Don't worry!"

Speaking of this, she smiled and said sincerely, "And cats are so cute, who wouldn't like cute things!"

Lou Lian blushed a little after being told, and thought of those monsters with strange shapes: "...there are unlovable monsters too."

The younger sister raised her eyebrows: "There are ugly people too! There are many ugly people in the world, and they don't commit crimes. Although they may be ostracized, they still eat, drink and have fun!"

popping.

Mr. Lou clapped his hands neatly: "The little girl said it well!"

After being praised, the young lady returned to the previous coy look, scratching her head: "Ah, I'm just talking about my thoughts."

"Ha oh!"

Xiaoxiao let out a cry, learned to clap her hands, clapped and clapped, and turned back into a little milk cat.

The little sister's eyes were immediately attracted by the raccoon cat.

"Want a hug?"

The young lady nodded.

Lou Lian gave her the dazed little milk cat.

Xiaoxiao was not afraid when she was in the arms of a stranger, but happily rubbed his chin with her tail raised high.

The young lady couldn't help rubbing the little milk cat's back.

"Mmm~"

Lou Lian read the word "enjoyment" from his small face, and heard the sound of snoring.

After the little sister left with a satisfied face, Lou Lian hugged Xiao Xiao and collapsed on the sofa like two salted fish, exuding a lazy atmosphere.

The movie was about to start. Qin Fangfei looked at the two cats and ordered a plate of dried fish.

The dried fish was quickly brought up, golden and crispy, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, so the lazy eyes of the two cats glistened.

Lou Yuanshan was a little worried: "Can Xiaoxiao eat it?"

Xiao Xiao slapped the plate with a backhand: "Meow——"

Lou Lian hesitated for a moment, cut off a small piece of white fish belly and put it in front of his little mouth.

The little beard moved slightly, took a bite, and then looked at Mr. Lou with pitiful eyes.

Lou Lian poked the cat's belly with his tail: "It should be fine."

Lou Yuanshan: "...Eat! Give it to my great-grandson!"

So the two of them ate popcorn, and the two cats with airplane ears up ate small dried fish.

"Yuan Yue" is not new to Qin Fangfei and Lou Lian, but some special effects look really magnificent, it is a completely different feeling from that in the tent, plus the post-processing bonus, throwing away my shame of looking at myself , I can actually watch it with relish.

The script is mainly based on the court of that era. The views between the human race and the monster race, the dispute between people's hearts and beliefs are well integrated with each other. The most old-fashioned things are expressed in this way, which is unexpectedly attractive.

Lou Yuanshan looked at it very seriously, under the reading glasses, he didn't even move his eyeballs.

Xiao Xiao looked at the big screen, and then at the two people beside her, feeling stupid.

Qin Fangfei hugged the milk cat to his lap, rubbed the cat's head lightly, and immediately let out a purring sound, then closed his eyes, and frantically rubbed Qin Fangfei's wrist with the part of his head between the two pointed ears .

The wrist was warm, this movement seemed familiar, Qin Fangfei was puzzled, and asked Lou Lian in a low voice, "What is Xiaoxiao doing?"

Lou Lian glanced at it: "Oh, Xiaoxiao likes you and wants to mark you."

Qin Fangfei said: "Mark?"

Lou Lian rubbed his little ears, and pointed to a white fur: "Look, the hair here is bald, but it's actually because there are glands near the cat's ears, which emit a smell. Xiaoxiao relies on you, so I want to Marks you by scent."

Qin Fangfei thought for a while, and asked softly, "Then why haven't you rubbed against me like this?"

Lou Lian froze when he heard the words, but fortunately the dark environment could perfectly cover his bloodshot face, he murmured: "...Actually, there were times."

Qin Fangfei was finally satisfied, excitedly hugged the big cat that had suddenly turned into a cat, and rubbed them together.

Lou Lian stretched contentedly, stayed for a while, then climbed down from Qin Fangfei's arms, and threw himself into the old man's lap.

Mr. Lou smiled and stroked the cat's head, so he also had a knee-warming cat.

Qin Fangfei was helpless, but there was a little one, which was not bad.

——He thought that with relatives by his side and a cat in hand, life would be complete.

As for the future, let's talk about it later.

Just focus on being a shit shoveler now.

The author has something to say: Big cat with a sore ass: Shit, Qin Fangfei!

Little thought.

Huahua is here.

Little violent words: Shit, blah blah!

Cat: ...? ! qaq

Maybe I will write another episode of Huangyue, or maybe I won’t. If not, let’s end it now!

I love you all! !

Put an advance receipt, it is the story of their two cubs:

"Hide My Fish Tail"

As a special recruit of the school's art troupe and a resident of the top ten singers, Qi Yu resounded through University A with her beauty and singing voice.

High, steady and low-pitched, with a nuclear voice and vibrato, everything is fine-forget about skin, he thinks that no one can beat him in solo singing.

Until the newcomers replaced the old ones, a junior followed his old path and became popular across half of the campus with his peerless handsomeness and super attacking voice.

Qi Yu: No, I don't allow it, I want to PK with him in the imperial city.

On the stage of the top ten singers, the two were "fortunate" to collaborate on a song, and it was hard to get a ticket at the entrance of the auditorium.

At that time, the two people on the stage were passionate, and everyone in the audience trembled: ... I was afraid that they would fight on the spot.

Facing provocations, Qin Zhao was always indifferent, as if he was too lazy to care about you cubs—until late one night, he picked up a half-man, half-fish creature in the downstairs bathroom.

The mermaid had an extremely beautiful face, her cheeks were flushed and her breath was short of breath, and she was no longer the domineering person she used to be alone with him.

As if smelling the scent of a predator's natural enemy, his body was still trembling a little, but the desire to survive made him use his wet webbed fingers to grab the comer firmly.

"Lake... go to the lake..."

Qin Zhao smiled.

"No wonder the smell is so good. It turns out that you are not a human being, but a fish."

The long three-color plush tail wrapped around the waist covered with fine scales, and he put his lips next to the mermaid's ear: "Senior, in fact, I have seen you a long time ago, so you don't have to mess with me again and again... Please, I will hug you!" You go into the water."

[Eating Guide]

1. Set up a bunch of secrets, borrowing a little bit from scp elements, mermaids are a kind of "abnormal" and have three genders, and the third is the subject.

2. Gong is a three-flowered cat. It has no reproductive ability, but it has sexual ability.

3. The instinct to incubate eggs has a special physiological period, not to give birth.

4. Both Gong and Shou have ex-boyfriends, but they are all of a flirty nature and have never even held hands. Shou was Gong in the previous relationship.

5. Brainless sand sculpture, logic feed the cat.