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The emperor is very interested in what Gu Tingyun said about the little tadpole looking for his mother.Gu Tingyun also taught her that there are a lot of bad people out there who specifically hurt children, so don't touch the privacy of your body.

The emperor asked, what is a private part.

Gu Tingyun said, even in the summer, where you wear clothes on your body, there is still a mouth, and the mouth is also counted.

The emperor seemed to understand, and nodded.

Then Gu Tingyun continued to say that in nature there are many behaviors similar to childbirth, which occur between animals. In scientific terms, it is called copulation//mating, which is a physiological phenomenon, the same as eating and sleeping.

"Oh."

The emperor is actually not interested in science at all. She is interested in the bad guys that Gu Tingyun said. She asked Gu Tingyun: "I met a bad guy, can I beat him?"

"of course can."

"Then can I ask my uncle to beat him too?"

"no problem."

"Is it true that if you become a boss, you won't meet bad guys?"

"Not necessarily."

"But my uncle is the boss, so he has never met any bad guys, and all the bad guys are afraid of him."

"..."

Your uncle is a black//society.Gu Ting clouded the black line, but she found a problem. When the emperor talked to her, he said uncle far more than he talked about mother.

Gu Tingyun said: "Tianzi, you give your mother the tablet, I have something to tell your mother, you can go play or eat some fruit."

The emperor asked: "Do you want to talk to my mother about how to make//mate?"

"...No, I have something else to say to your mother."

"Oh."

The emperor handed the tablet to Yi Hanzhang, and then ran to find his grandparents to play with.

Gu Tingyun said to Yi Hanzhang: "I just said that you are a competent mommy, but I found out that the emperor didn't talk about mom when he chatted with me, but said 'what about my uncle'."

Yi Hanzhang said, "Do you have an opinion?"

Gu Tingyun said: "What do I have to say, it's just that you, as a mother, should be closer to your daughter, why does it sound like the emperor is closer to his uncle?"

Yi Hanzhang said: "Kiss, just kiss, we are all a family, what kind of relationship is there, I am not jealous."

Gu Tingyun said: "That's not the problem. A child needs a healthy environment to grow up. When she grows up, why don't you tell her uncle some things? You should care more about her, both physically and psychologically."

Yi Hanzhang said: "Understood, you are a young girl who is not yet married, why do you look like an old lady and talk a lot."

Gu Tingyun's next words choked in his throat.

Old lady, you are tall!If Weibo has a function of negative comments, she will definitely give Yi Hanzhang ten negative comments.This guy has a really bad temper.

Yi Hanzhang didn't care, and Gu Tingyun didn't bother to talk to her anymore.That is to say, as I heard before, Yi Hanzhang really can't even take care of himself well, so don't expect to take care of his daughter.

Yi Hanzhang hung up the call.Then she watched Tianzi run down the stairs again, with a mobile phone in her hand—she brought Mrs. Yi's mobile phone over.

"My lord, what are you holding in your hand?"

The emperor quickly put his hands behind his back.

"I saw you holding grandma's cell phone."

The emperor acted like a baby: "I want to check Weibo. Some fans left me a message, but I haven't spelled it out yet."

Yi Hanzhang said: "What fan? That's your sister Xiaohui. Come here, I told you a story, and now I will tell you."

The emperor reluctantly put down his phone and walked to the sofa.Yi Hanzhang said to the emperor: "What kind of thing is a little tadpole looking for its mother? Just listen to it. Sister Xiaohui is young and doesn't understand anything, so I will tell you nonsense."

Yi Hanzhang still believed in the emperor's book, and the tuition fee of hundreds of thousands a year was much better than that of an abstract education expert like Gu Tingyun.

The emperor held his little face in his hands and listened to Yi Hanzhang's story with little interest.

The only thing that interested her was her younger brother, but it would spoil her mother's interest, so the emperor still asked a few questions while listening.

For example, how many babies can a person have in a lifetime, how long does it take for a baby to be born again, and why it takes ten months to give birth to a baby.

It's a pity that Yi Hanzhang couldn't answer any of them.

The only one who can answer is the emperor's question, Mom, what is considered a mating//mating?

Yi Hanzhang was so questioned that he couldn't speak, and after a long time, he used Gu Tingyun's abstract education method to answer: "If the private parts are touched, it is considered sex/mating."

Fortunately, the emperor didn't ask again what counts as private parts.

In fact, it's not that the emperor doesn't ask, but Gu Tingyun has already told her that privacy is wrong.

It’s the place where you wear clothes in summer, and you still have a mouth~

Yi Hanzhang just talked to the emperor indiscriminately for almost an hour.Then the emperor was taken by his aunt to take a bath, and he had to sleep later.

The Son of Heaven sleeps by himself at night, and Mr. Yi and Mrs. Yi are usually responsible for the bedtime stories at night.As for this precious granddaughter, it is natural that she should be influenced by art and culture since she was a child.

Today, the old man will go out and tell the emperor about the history of the former Soviet Union.

The old man took two thick books. He just finished talking about the Sino-Soviet honeymoon period in the 50s last night. Today he started to talk about the 60 years of the Communist Party of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. Later, when he thought that Su Zhenbao Island was fighting, it was too much Disharmony, how can I tell the children, so I want to tell something interesting.

"Son, let's talk about something fun today."

"What's so fun?"

"In the former Soviet Union, there are many etiquettes that are very interesting. For example, the kissing ceremony, which is said to have originated in the time of the Tsar's comrades. And this kissing ceremony is not something that can be kissed between ordinary people, but between the Tsar and his extremely trusted people. Kissed."

"How many people does the Tsar want to kiss?"

"Many people, I heard that there was a tsar who kissed more than 800 people in one day."

The emperor asked, "Is his mouth swollen?"

The old man said: "Son, we are talking about kissing etiquette, but we didn't talk about whether the mouth will be swollen when kissing."

The Son of Heaven said, "Oh."

In order to divert the emperor's attention, the old man dug out a bunch of pictures: "Look, my emperor, this is the kiss ceremony. This is the 1979th anniversary of the founding of East Germany in 30. The former Soviet leader Brezhlev and East Germany The kiss ceremony of the leader Honecker, this picture is very famous, even there is this picture on the Berlin Wall, when I take you to Germany in the future, you can go and see it.”

The old man turned a page, wanting to show the emperor the stamp of the kissing ceremony, but unexpectedly, the emperor stared at the painting fascinated.

She remembered what Gu Tingyun and Yi Hanzhang had said to her tonight.

Her mother said that if the private parts touch, it's considered copulation//mating.

Gu Tingyun said that the private part is the place where the clothes are worn on the body in summer, and the mouth is also included.

The emperor stared at this photo for a long time, and finally asked her grandfather: "Grandpa, are the two people in this photo having sex?"

When Mr. Yi heard this, he was frightened for a moment. He missed the book in his hand and smashed it to the ground.

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