Rebirth of the face brushing era gl

Gu Tingyun asked in a private message: "Why did you suddenly think of buying a dress for the emperor? Did you tell the emperor about the matter you asked me this afternoon?"

Yi Hanzhang said: "I haven't said anything yet, I asked the emperor to get her reader. Just now I saw the Weibo she retweeted, so I said I would buy one for her too."

Gu Tingyun said: "You treat your daughter like this? You wear couture, and your daughter wears Taobao?"

Yi Hanzhang was upset: "What do you mean? My daughter looks good in anything."

Gu Tingyun said: "Okay, okay, I admit that whether you look good in clothes depends on your face. You should give your daughter a physical education first, and take a trip in the afternoon, you can't waste your hard work, right?"

Yi Hanzhang glanced at the emperor beside him who was staring at the tablet in his hand, and asked Gu Tingyun: "Then how do I start?"

Then turned around and said to the emperor: "Son, you have been playing the tablet for a long time, and you can't play today. Mom wants to tell you a story."

The emperor was a little disappointed: "I just watched it for a while."

Yi Hanzhang said: "Your mother and I never surf the Internet. Every film has nomination awards. You are a scientist who wants to be a scientist. How can you be addicted to playing computer?"

The emperor whispered, "I don't want to be a scientist, I want to be a boss."

Yi Hanzhang said: "I didn't see your uncle playing computer every day. Your uncle is the boss. You can be the boss if you play less computer."

The emperor asked: "Then what is uncle playing?"

Yi Hanzhang said: "Let's play stocks, maybe, I don't know too well, you can ask your uncle next time, anyway, your uncle definitely doesn't like to play computers, and our family doesn't play computers."

The emperor said: "But uncle can use Taobao! Can use Weibo! I heard that he can also use WeChat! Uncle will apply for WeChat for me when he comes back!"

Yi Hanzhang was curious: "What is WeChat... Never mind, Son of Heaven, my mother told you that what you said has nothing to do with your uncle not liking to play computers. I will change your diaper and make milk powder for you.”

The emperor asked: "Then uncle can have a younger brother//brother//brother?"

Yi Hanzhang was at a loss for words.

The emperor wants a little brother, because Tiedan recently had a younger //brother//brother, the emperor is very envious.But she didn't think that her mother could give birth to a younger brother. Sometimes when thinking about life at night, the emperor also thought that her mother was different from other people's mothers. Could it be true that as the legend said, she was just a garbage dump? here.

If it was picked up, it must have been picked up by uncle, the emperor thought secretly.Her mother didn't have the patience to go to the trash can to dig her out and wash her clean.Yi Hanlin is very busy. He is usually at the company. He only comes back to live on weekends when he has free time. He basically spends the whole weekend playing with the emperor.Sometimes when the two elders of the Yi family went out and Yi Hanzhang was filming, Yi Hanlin could only bring the emperor with him, even on business trips and work.When someone saw the emperor holding Yi Hanlin's leg, they would jokingly ask, is this your daughter, and Yi Hanlin would smile back, being closer than his daughter.

The elder brother Yi Hanzhang is much more reliable than Yi Hanzhang himself.

When the emperor asked this question, Yi Hanzhang looked down at the tablet, only to realize that the topic had turned a corner and came back again.She was still thinking about how to speak, but the emperor took the initiative to ask.

Gu Tingyun sent several private messages about how Yi Hanzhang spoke about children's physiological education.Considering that the Son of Heaven does not have a father, Gu Tingyun gently reminded him not to give examples to the Son of Heaven, as it would make the children feel sad.

She suggested that Yi Hanzhang use an abstract image to describe this issue.

Abstraction?

Yi Hanzhang disagreed with Gu Tingyun's suggestion. Gu Tingyun didn't know how many children's questions there were. He said that the tadpoles could ask why the tadpoles were in her body, and she answered that there were tadpoles in her body, so she would Can I see the tadpoles next time?Maybe I will ask if these little tadpoles will find their mother.

Therefore, Yi Hanzhang decided not to adopt Gu Tingyun's proposal. He could not talk about the emperor, but he could still talk about the emperor's classmates—for example, the little boy named Tie Dan. The emperor had a good relationship with her. Tie Dan's uncle and aunt both He is an insider, and has also cooperated with Yi Hanzhang.

So Yi Hanzhang said: "Your uncle definitely can't have a younger brother//brother. Let me ask you, your classmate named Tiedan, who gave birth to his younger brother//brother ?”

The Son of Heaven said: "He//mother gave birth."

Yi Hanzhang said: "That's right, that's how it is. Only Tie Dan's mother can have a younger brother, but Tie Dan's father can't."

The emperor asked, "What about Tie Dan's uncle?"

Yi Hanzhang said: "All uncles are not allowed to have a penis. Only women can have children, but men can't."

The emperor asked: "What about the human//monster? Can a human//monster have children//brother//brother?"

"..."

The emperor was really serious about asking questions. Yi Hanzhang looked at her seeking knowledge and couldn't help sighing. If the emperor didn't like playing with computers, there wouldn't be so many messy questions now.

Yi Hanzhang said: "There is no one in Tie Dan's family//yao, and there is no one in our family//yao, that is not something you should consider."

The emperor asked: "Then what if a person//monster comes to our house? Can he have a younger brother//brother?"

"How could someone come to our family//A demon!"

Yi Hanzhang was angry, this little girl, what kind of nonsense questions are she asking!

"Why can't people//demons come to our house?"

Yi Hanzhang was completely defeated, she said: "Son, wait."

Then she turned on the tablet and asked Gu Tingyun, "Are you still there?"

Gu Tingyun said: "Can I not be here? If I say not, are you going to kick the door of my house?"

Yi Hanzhang said: "Let me tell you, my daughter asked me if a human//ghost can have children. Oh my God! Where did she know about the transvestite? When I was 5 years old, I couldn't even tell the difference between a man and a woman."

Gu Tingyun made a dizzy smile: "Then when you were five years old, did you call your old man Mom?"

Yi Hanzhang said: "Are you challenging me? You know so well, then you send your phone number and tell the emperor whether human//monsters can have children."

Gu Tingyun was holding the phone and leaning on the sofa, also speechless.

"Didn't you say you want to give the emperor a physical education class? I'm not her mother, and it's not my responsibility."

Yi Hanzhang said, "Are you posting?"

Gu Tingyun replied with an expression of "understand": "I understand, because you don't know whether people//monsters can have children...you are still very competent as a mother, if you know you don't understand, you won't give it to your child." Nonsense."

Yi Hanzhang was annoyed: "Who's okay to watch this kind of stuff! Only little girls like you spend their days on the Internet, researching whether people/monsters can have children!"

Gu Tingyun said: "Don't be so hostile to the Internet. Think about it, if you know how to search for information online, you won't be laughed at by me at this time. If you Baidu, you will know? The fact is— —Human//demon is still male//organs, they just injected estrogen//hormone// hormones, and//enlarged//breasts.”

Yi Hanzhang said: "Understood, bring me the phone."

Gu Tingyun said: "Do you have a Q//Q number?"

Yi Hanzhang said: "Who would have that kind of thing? Use it to soak//girls?"

Gu Tingyun said: "Then you ask the emperor if he has any."

Yi Hanzhang said: "The Son of Heaven definitely doesn't have it, that's something to pick up//girls, how could she have it."

Gu Tingyun said: "Why do you have such hostility towards the Internet and social software?"

The emperor leaned over to watch Gu Tingyun and Yi Hanzhang chatting. She didn't know how to read, but she knew the three characters of Q//Q number.

"Mom, I have this! The Q//Q number my uncle bought for me is the same as my birthday!"

"..."

Yi Hanzhang, who was despised by the times, was squeezed off the sofa by the emperor, and then started to poke Q//Q. Aunt Li came to deliver juice, and was called by the emperor to help, who helped add Gu Tingyun Q//Q, and the two started voice.

Yi Hanzhang watched the emperor and Gu Tingyun chatting coldly, but he couldn't get in.

Gu Tingyun really told the emperor about the little tadpoles, and she can tell the little tadpoles how to find their mother as the process of creating//human beings. Yi Hanzhang really wants to say, if you are abstract, you will be abstract, don’t spoil//the pure little Are the animals okay?There is also an ink painting of a little tadpole looking for her mother hanging in her room. Is this to let her see the process of making//human beings as soon as she opens her eyes?

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