Slag Gong wants to be blackened [Quick Transmigration]

He does not mean that.Ji Wenfeng's face turned pale when he heard this, and his body shook twice involuntarily, as if he was about to fall down at any moment.

He can't remember!

He doesn't even remember!

That night he was entered unprepared, not even lubricated.As another protagonist who gave him enough love and pain to remember his whole life, Fang Lin didn't even remember it at all.

Looking at Ji Wenfeng, who seemed to have been hit by something suddenly, Fang Lin looked puzzled, what the hell, I didn't do anything to you, don't have a heart attack, asthma, stroke, epilepsy or something like that, I won't give it to you Out of medical expenses!

Fortunately, Fang Lin's conjecture was wrong. Ji Wenfeng didn't have a heart attack, asthma, stroke, and epilepsy, because Ji Wenfeng returned to normal in just a moment.

If Fang Lin knew the whole story of this matter, he would definitely praise him, as expected of the president, he changed his face faster than the sky.

"It's getting late, I'll get you something to eat." Ji Wenfeng said, turned and left.For some reason, Fang Lin always felt that Ji Wenfeng walked a little hastily, and almost tripped at the door. Looking at the time, it was just after 02:30, and it was not early for Nima.

Fang Lin began to reflect on how he felt like being a foodie for others, and he made food for him not long after lunch, although he was indeed a little bit hungry...

"I want to eat siu mai!" Fang Lin yelled at Ji Wenfeng, who had gone far away, and Ji Wenfeng probably heard it.

After that, Fang Lin focused his attention on the computer again. Originally, he wanted to study Charlotte’s article seriously and then write a long comment to express his love for Charlotte’s article, but after he finished reading After the update, he found that he couldn't write long reviews at all.

At this time, the penguin's beep sounded, and Fang Lin clicked on it, and it turned out to be a message from Charlotte.

[Luo Shen]: Dear, can I trouble you to write a long review for me?I invite you to dinner!

Fang Rin's first reaction was not "It's great that Charlotte is in the mouth of a sheep and I can finally hook him up", but "The weasel gave the chicken New Year's greetings".

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. Fang Lin asked himself that he didn't know Charlotte that well, unless Charlotte knew that he was the scumbag who abandoned him before and wanted to retaliate.It would be even better if it was the latter, Fang Lin's mission is to be abused.

The brain kept turning to think about various possibilities, Fang Lin didn't have idle hands, and immediately typed back the message.

[Li Yan]: Yes, it is my honor to write a long review for you!

While Fang Lin was racking his brains to write a long comment, on the other side, Charlotte was eating bananas and thinking about his plan to hook up.

Ask out Li Yan, who looks like a brainless little loli, and then ask him if he has any young and rich male relatives, and then he can start a female ticket!

"Ha, ha, ha!" Charlotte laughed three times, but accidentally choked on the banana in her mouth and coughed violently.

An hour later, Fang Lin stared at a blank txt and worried, what point is there in this kind of brain-dead always receiving a pure female ticket that is worthy of praise!

Another 10 minutes passed, Ji Wenfeng came in with siu mai, and thoughtfully brought Fang Lin a small plate and a bottle of vinegar.

There are no chopsticks alone.

"... Where are the chopsticks?"

Ji Wenfeng expressed his surprise, "Master Fang, don't you use chopsticks? You said that eating with your hands is a real man!"

Fang Lin felt that there were too many flaws in this sentence, and he was at a loss for what to do. In order not to be confused, he could only use two fingers to pinch an oily siu mai and stuff it into his mouth.

Then he wiped his oily hands on his pants, and continued staring at the blank txt file in a daze.

The last movement was added by Fang Lin himself. Didn't the original body tell Ji Wenfeng that he was a real man? In his opinion, he was a real man who dared to put oil on his pants!

Anyway, he didn't need to wash it by himself. There were so many clothes and trousers in the closet, changing them every day was enough for him to wear for two years. He didn't believe that he couldn't complete the task in two years.As for after he left... that matter is out of his control. A great man once said: After I die, I will take care of him.Anoint yourself with oil and let others do the washing!

Ji Wenfeng seemed to be used to Fang Lin's style. He watched Fang Lin put the oil on his pants without blinking, and suddenly felt that Fang Lin's image was much taller-ah, this is a real man!

Of course, the greatest credit goes to the pair of pants that Fang Lin was wearing. They were pure black pants, so even if you put oil on them, you wouldn't be able to tell.As long as you don't pour a bucket of oil all over your pants, you can still wear them.

After eating a siu mai and rubbing oil on his trousers, Fang Lin suddenly felt like a spring of writing, and finally typed the first line on the blank txt.

The following is a long review written by Fang Lin.

[Dear and great author Da Da, after reading your article, I have a very deep feeling: being a man is worse than being a man; being a man is worse than being a little shou; being a little shou , it's better to be a top heartthrob Xiaoshou!

Our great protagonist is as perfect as a work of art, even those high-ranking presidents or presidents dare not desecrate it, but are willing to share it with others.

From a moral point of view, the protagonist's behavior is nothing more than very noble, because he helped the country to implement family planning perfectly, and he personally went into battle to make those who can ignore family planning fall in love with him and cut off their children and grandchildren.The protagonist sacrifices himself, for the grand project of family planning, to men who are not worthy of him.

The protagonist is noble and kind at the same time, because he has god-like sympathy for the old, young, sick and disabled!

Dear author, I want to tell you that I am in love with your protagonist!

The No.1 writing method you used is very smooth to read, so I can't help but guess, could such a flawless person be the author?After all, only a person with a good heart can write such a beautiful story!

Great author, please let me crawl at your feet!

Dear author, I love you. I believe that all human beings will love you, the whole world will love you, and even aliens will love you!

At this moment, I can no longer control my surging mood, I want to worship this masterpiece, the word "magic work" is well-deserved!

The author greatly expounds his yearning for the beauty of life, his yearning for world peace, and his yearning for the unification of the whole universe. The author's heart is full of great love!

For this, I express my deep respect!

So far

salute! 】

It's over here. After Fang Rin posted a comment in one go, he couldn't help but hehe twice. "Could it be that the siu mai just now turned me into a fan of brains?" Fang Lin muttered softly.

"What?" Ji Wenfeng thought Fang Lin was talking to him, and moved a little closer.

"No, it's nothing." Fang Lin glanced at the siu mai, but didn't dare to eat any more, "Take these down, I'm full."

"Then I ate it." Ji Wenfeng stuffed one into his mouth without hesitation, "It's really delicious. As expected, the store in the north of the city is the best."

Seeing that Ji Wenfeng ate the siu mai, Fang Lin stared at him without blinking, wanting to confirm whether it was because of the siu mai that he suddenly became a brain fan.

"Why are you looking at me? Is there something on my face?" Swallowing the burnt rice, Ji Wenfeng was baffled, and blushed a little after being stared at by Fang Lin. Suddenly, Ji Wenfeng rushed towards Fang Lin as if suddenly convulsed, "Oh, you are my god! I want to prostrate at your feet! I want to be your people! I want to kneel and lick you!"

Fang Lin dodged back, stood up from the swivel chair, and successfully avoided Ji Wenfeng's attack.Unexpectedly, Ji Wenfeng grabbed Fang Lin's pants quickly before falling to the ground.

Then Fang Lin's pants were pulled down like this, revealing the colorful briefs inside.After three seconds of eerie silence, Fang Lin burst out with the most shocking voice ever.

"Fuck!!!"