The Fantasy Trilogy: Journey to the Moon

Fu Yunxiao waited for everyone to laugh, and asked: "Okay! The next game is up to you!"

A woman came up, and she smiled and said, "Eat an apple!"

Fu Yunxiao laughed and said, "I love this game the most, because isn't the red apple just like my sister's red face?"

The woman giggled and said, "Sister likes a sweet mouth, so let's start!"

Fu Yunxiao hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I'll ask about the rules first."

The woman smiled and said, "What's so difficult? The apples are hanging from top to bottom. Between the two of us, whoever eats more will win."

Fu Yunxiao smiled and said, "Yes! One more item is needed!"

"Add what?" the woman asked puzzled.

Fu Yunxiao said with a smile: "You are only allowed to eat apples and touch apples, but no one can touch anyone else. Whoever touches each other first will lose."

The people around laughed, and the woman laughed too. She said, "Is this fun? Two people eat hanging apples, and neither of them can touch each other. How can we play?"

Fu Yunxiao said with a smile: "No way? Because it's difficult! If anyone can touch anyone, wouldn't it be too easy? The two of us hold the apple with our mouths. You take a bite first, and I take another bite." , can you tell the winner if you bite like this?"

"That's right! Young Master is right. Don't touch anyone. It's fun to see who finishes eating the apples first!" A young man below shouted loudly.

Others followed suit.

The woman smiled and said, "Since everyone thinks this is fun, then fine! I'll do what you said."

The apple hung down, swinging back and forth between the two of them.The woman opened her mouth several times, but did not bite.

Fu Yunxiao said with a smile: "I let my sister eat first! My sister can't eat, so I have to eat!"

As he said that, Fu Yunxiao moved his head forward, and the apple seemed to be sucked in, firmly bitten into his mouth, and fell down in a big bite.

There was another round of applause from upstairs and downstairs.

The woman obviously didn't expect that Fu Yunxiao would have this ability, the more anxious she was, the more she couldn't bite the apple.In the end, the whole apple was eaten by Fu Yunxiao.

The woman took off her tube top and panties as usual, made a bet, and went down.

Immediately afterwards, it started again, men and women, wave after wave, but they were all defeated.

Fu Yunxiao smiled wryly and said: "Stop it! I'm going to be fed up with apples, my lord. If I keep doing this, I'll just spit on the ground after biting the apple, and I can't eat any more!"

Everyone shouted "yes", "this is possible".

The game isn't over until no one else is on it.

Fu Yunxiao asked with a smile: "Who else is there? The lights are all up, it seems that we have been playing games for a long time! But what! It's better to have another one, these two are too childish."

A big man jumped onto the stage suddenly, snorted coldly, and said, "My lord, I think it's too childish. If a big man plays these stinky games, it's better to just drink and have fun."

Fu Yunxiao laughed and said, "I like it, young master. I love drinking the most. How do I drink it? Tell me."

The big man sneered and said: "Punching fists, guessing the wine order to determine the winner or loser, and then drinking, this is a formal method. But this method, sir, I think it is a waste of time. The ultimate goal is to drink, why waste so much time? How about drinking directly? Dare you?"

Fu Yunxiao laughed and said: "In my dictionary, there is no such word as 'dare not'! Fight to drink! Good! My master has been so damn tired these days in order to enter this foreign land." Enough is enough, it's time for a drink."

When the wine came, the two began to drink one cup at a time.

I don't know how many cups he drank, the big man started talking nonsense, but Fu Yunxiao still didn't change his face and heartbeat, and talked and laughed freely as if nothing happened.

Finally the big man fell down.

Fu Yunxiao laughed and said, "Where are you coming! Help him take it off, only his underwear is left! There is more! Put his bet in front of the young master."

Now it's lively again, the drunkards upstairs and downstairs are all eager to try and want to go up.

Fu Yunxiao smiled and said: "Come one by one! Wait, that in-laws! Ask your people to prepare a few urinals for the young master, I will pee at any time!"

"What?" Everyone laughed again.

Those who came to the stage and waited to compete with Fu Yunxiao stood in a row.

Fu Yunxiao didn't even look at them, let them all fall down one by one, undressed, and paid the bet.

After another one was put down, he stood up suddenly and said with a smile, "Master, let me pee first! If you want to see it, you can watch it; if you don't want to see it, close your eyes."

As he said that, he actually started to untie his belt.

Dongfang Haoyue blushed suddenly, he stared at Fu Yunxiao, he thought Fu Yunxiao was joking!But Fu Yunxiao really started to untie his pants.Dongfang Haoyue hurriedly turned her face away, closed her eyes lightly, and then sighed.

Although the sigh was very low, Fu Yunxiao still listened, and he thought to himself: "The young master has grown up today, this pure and good baby must have been frightened a long time ago, there is no way, let's kill them first A does not stay, after returning to the house, I have plenty of ways to coax him!"

That kid Fu Yunxiao pushed the urinal under the big round table with his feet, unbuttoned his pants, and started to pee without even looking at it.

The girls around covered their eyes and giggled; the men laughed and praised loudly.

One of the sons shouted, "Master! Did you pee outside?"

Fu Yunxiao fastened his pants again, and said with a smile: "You don't need to look at it, it's impossible for a drop to go outside. In-laws, let someone take it away for you, if I'm dishonest, I'll kick it over , that smell will spread all over the Flower Pavilion."

The mother-in-law came up again, trembling slightly, and she said with a smile: "Young master! My old lady will take it! You are a young man! You are afraid of getting dirty, but my old lady is not!"

Fu Yunxiao quickly smiled and said, "Mother-in-law is so kind, thank you, mother-in-law!"

The mother-in-law smiled and said, "You're welcome, as long as the young master has fun!"

It started again, those alcoholics took turns to drink with Fu Yunxiao, but they were all drunk one by one.The wine fighting game lasted from the night of the first day to the dusk of the second day. Fu Yunxiao was still in high spirits, but no one could count how many pots he had urinated.

The people in the flower and grass pavilion were all dumbfounded, they really had never seen such a big drinker.

Someone asked, "Is he human?"

Someone replied: "The more I look, the more I look like a little devil! It's unbelievable."

And the gold, silver and jewelry on the table next to it doubled because of this wine fighting game.

Finally, a steward came out and said with a smile: "If there is no one on the stage to fight wine, then today's game will end here first, and these two young masters have not rested, so ah! The pavilion master has ordered, let them go first." The two sons take a rest, tomorrow morning, you can continue!"

Fu Yunxiao laughed and said: "It seems that the parents-in-law still have a conscience! Alright! I'll play with you here today, young master, and I'm going to have a good sleep. By the way, I forgot one thing last night. It’s a big deal, hey! I’ll make it up tonight, haha—”

A little girl in the audience smiled and asked, "Young master, what did you forget last night?"

Fu Yunxiao laughed and said, "Master, I was drinking too much last night and forgot about love! Haha——"

Dongfang Haoyue blushed and smiled slightly, but he was still staring at Fu Yunxiao.

Several men in the audience asked Fu Yunxiao eagerly: "Young master, what are you playing tomorrow? Who did you learn these skills from? Can you teach us?"

Fu Yunxiao said with a smile: "Of course! From tomorrow, I will set up a pole to recruit students. I will pay the tuition first, and then I will hand it over to the Flower Pavilion. I am a self-teacher! I have been teaching since I was six years old. From the beginning, the young master was working in the brothel, you said, what kind of work here, the young master can't do it?"

"What, from the age of six? Are you talking nonsense? You are blowing!" The people in the audience laughed.

Fu Yunxiao said with a smile: "I know you don't believe it, but it's true. The nickname they gave Xiaoye is 'Devil of the World', because Xiaoye has been in the brothel since he was six years old. Until now, you say , and I don’t know how to do it, young master? As for the wine fight just now, young master, I drank for 25 consecutive days and knocked out all the men in the city, believe it or not?”

"Oh my god! Young Master, tomorrow, tomorrow, we will be apprentices." The audience cheered.

Fu Yunxiao laughed happily and said, "In-laws, deposit the money I won in your flower and grass pavilion first, and prepare the best and best room for me. I'm going to let you go."

The mother-in-law smiled and said, "Young master, please don't worry! The pavilion master has already prepared the best private room for the two of you."