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"Wu, good morning, I have worked hard on the business trip."

Gojo Satoru could be said to have fled in despair. As soon as he stepped into the classroom with one foot, Xia Youjie turned his face and greeted him lazily.

Gojo Satoru, who was still downcast, seemed to have found a life-saving straw. He raised his head, and threw himself on Xia Youjie's desk with a face full of confusion.

Make a voice from the soul: "Jie, help."

"Ah?" Xia Youjie looked at Wujo Wu with a disheveled face in surprise, and whistled happily in his heart.

However, he still maintained his understanding as a close friend on his face: "What's wrong?" Say it out and make me happy.

"Listen to me, Jie!" Gojo Gojo swallowed|saliva, and hurriedly sat down.

Before getting down to business, he expressed some emotion: "I dreamed about Osamu Dazai last night, and I told you that he is really good-looking. Unfortunately, good-looking is good-looking, and Osamu Dazai himself is a fool."

After sighing with emotion, Gojo Satoru deleted, deleted, and edited the whole dream, and after some polishing, he spoke out vividly.

Xia Youjie, who was forced to listen to "The Strongest Conjurer vs. Deep Sea Crab Monster" for half an hour, looked like this: ==

Gojo Satoru finished the story until his mouth was dry.

"Actually, if you think about it seriously, I don't dislike Osamu Dazai very much. Anyway, he is really good-looking, which is quite in line with my aesthetics. But come to think of it, he is really annoying. .”

Xia Youjie: "..." What is this talking about? !

Gojo Satoru rambled on and on for a long time, and finally asked the question from his heart. In the final analysis, he said: "So, Jie, tell me, do I hate Dazai Osamu, or do I not hate Dazai Osamu?"

Xia Youjie, who had already begun to lose his mind, instinctively rearranged and reorganized the passage Wutiao Wu said to make it easier to understand.

I don't really hate Osamu Dazai either = I kind of like Osamu Dazai.

He is really good-looking, quite in line with my aesthetic = I like Osamu Dazai more than a little bit.

Thinking about it carefully, he is really annoying = Osamu Dazai doesn't even like me, I feel so annoying.

Do I hate Osamu Dazai, or do I not hate Osamu Dazai = Osamu Dazai doesn’t even like me, but I still like him very much, what should I do?

Xia Youjie frowned, and moved his chair calmly: Wujo Wu...may be gay.

If God gave him a chance to rewind and start over, he would definitely lie on the table to catch up on sleep, and he would never say good morning to Wujo Wu.

But... So, Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu were on a business trip, what happened? !

...When I left, I was still a boy in the second year of middle school, but when I came back, I was already a girl with my first love. Is there something wrong? !

Xia Youjie clenched his fist and took a deep breath, repeating in his heart, "He is the strongest, I can't beat him!" several times, and finally calmed down a little bit.

"Wu...you, something is not right." Xia Youjie hesitated to speak, he tried to let Gojo Wu find out the problem: "Do you feel that since the assessment, you have paid too much attention to Dazai?"

Wujo Wu nodded cleanly: "Yes, I know."

Xia Youjie felt suffocated: "Uh...so, just to say...tsk! I don't know what to say about this, please ask someone else, Wu!"

The "others" in Xia Youjie's mouth refers to the family friend lying on the table to catch up on sleep.

Jia Ruozi sat up at some point, frowned, and muttered in a low voice: "What's the matter? The man|gay is beside me?"

Gojo Satoru: "???"

It took Wujo Wujo a long time to react, he slapped the table angrily and stood up: "Are you kidding me?! I, Wujo Wujo, will be single all my life, and I will be lonely forever, and I can't possibly like a bastard who likes |suicide|suicide|wasting bandages Installed!"

Xia Youjie shrugged his shoulders, and did not expose his friend's routine operation of "not saying what he meant".

Do you like Osamu Dazai?

If Gojo Satoru was asked to think about this matter by himself, he would probably struggle with it for ten or twenty years.

But Xia Youjie would not allow Gojo Satoru to struggle for so long. After all, Gojo Satoru who had a lot of thoughts really disturbed him, so he sincerely made a suggestion: "Why don't you find Dazai Zhi? You have to tie the bell to untie it. .”

Gojo Satoru thought about it, and felt that what he said was quite reasonable, so he ran to the supernatural department after class, and looked around the second grade classroom with his head, but was disappointed that he didn't see Osamu Dazai.

Gojo Satoru clicked his tongue, and grabbed a person casually to ask questions, but the person he caught happened to be the one he had just met today—that fellow Dazai Osamu's junior and poisonous Yui.

Gojo Satoru looked around the classroom carefully again, and made sure that this was the second grade of the Ability Department.

... So, what is a first grader doing with a second grader?

"Tsk!" Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth, feeling inexplicably upset. He didn't want to waste time talking nonsense, and asked directly: "Where is Dazai Zhiren?"

Gaozhuan is the most vicious|god|evil|shame|blocking the seemingly|weak young man at the door.

In this situation, if everyone else in the classroom knew that Akutagawa Ryunosuke was not as fragile as he appeared to be, he would have come to help him in the morning.

Oda Sakunosuke happened to pass by the classroom, saw this scene, hesitated for a few seconds, stepped forward to block between Gojo Satoru and Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"Gojo-san and Akutagawa, what happened?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who also had a bad complexion, calmed down a little, called "Oda-sensei", and said, "He came to trouble Dazai-senpai."

As soon as this remark came out, the people who didn't know why they were eating melons all cast fiery | fiery gossiping glances at them.

In less than 10 minutes, through word of mouth, the news of [No. [-] in the combat power list of the high school · Wujo Gojo fights with the top of the charisma list of the high school · Osamu Dazai] spread throughout the campus of the high school.

Of course, this is something.

"So that's it, it's an appointment." Assistant Oda Sakuyuki rubbed his chin and sighed, "Gojo-san and Dazai have such a good relationship."

Oda Sakunosuke was very pleased that the relationship between the two people who were pecking at each other in elementary school in the dream finally had a breakthrough.

Wujo Wujo's forehead was full of question marks: "I didn't say I wanted to be with him...wait! Who's on good terms with that bastard suicide|suicidal maniac?!"

Also full of question marks are Xia Youjie and Jiarui Nizi who heard the news of [No.

Xia Youjie looked at Wujo Wu who went to find the person who tied the bell, but returned in less than 10 minutes, and deeply felt that having such a good friend was the most unlucky thing he had ever experienced since he was born.

none of them!

Looking at Uncle Wutiao who had fallen into autism after returning, Xia Youjie signaled with his eyes that he would think of a solution.

Jia Ruozi returned his gaze: Elementary school chickens who are in a state of love cannot communicate.

The elementary school chicken Gojo Satoru who fell in love is not autistic at this time as Xia Youjie imagined.

Gojo Satoru is chatting with Oda-sensei who just added friends.

Ah, sure enough, it is not ordinary people who can get involved with Osamu Dazai.

At least Oda-sensei had a meal|The operation made Wujo Satoru confused, somehow, why did he add friends?By the way, isn't Oda-sensei very pampered?Now it is rumored that he wants to fight Osamu Dazai!

Gojo Satoru stared at the phone screen in a daze, watching the message from Oda Sakunosuke, the teacher of the supernatural department.

While thinking, could this person be Dazai Osamu's guardian?Long-winded.At the same time, I couldn't help but carefully read the messages sent one by one.

Each one is about Dazai Osamu. After Gojo Satoru finished reading it, he remained motionless and pondered for a moment before replying to Sakunosuke Oda: Mr. Oda is very suitable for writing novels.

Then, he got a serious reply from Mr. Oda: Ah, thank you very much.

Gojo Satoru put down his phone, his thoughts wandering endlessly.

He thought, it turns out that Osamu Dazai still has many, many things he doesn't understand.

Osamu Dazai hated dogs, and had the experience of eating a bag of dog food in front of dogs just to amuse them.

Osamu Dazai even figured out a way to stop his own heartbeat because of suicide|suicide|too many times.

Due to repeated suicide failures, Osamu Dazai once turned to find someone to die for.

In addition, Dazai Osamu is also very good at opening | locks, give him a wire, there is no lock in Japan that he cannot open.

Gojo Wu counted one by one silently, and suddenly turned his head to look at Xia Youjie: "Jie, what kind of person do you think Dazai Zhi is?"

"Ah?" Xia Youjie was stopped by this nonsensical question, he thought carefully for a while, and replied, "I don't know, I can't see through him."

"Oh." Gojo Satoru ground the candy with his teeth, and the sweet caramel taste spread in his mouth, and he smiled unconsciously: "I think Osamu Dazai is quite cute."

Xia Youjie: "..." I was so entangled just now, but finally figured it out so quickly?

Jia Ruozi gave Xia Youjie a bewildered look: Look at me and say that I can't communicate with the elementary school chick who is in love, right?

Xia Youjie nodded: You are right.

Gojo Satoru felt very sad that Xia Youjie didn't understand him.

He wasn't kidding, he really thought Osamu Dazai was cute.But cute is cute, there is absolutely no way he would like a bandage waste device.

As for Osamu Dazai, he now only thinks that his boyfriend is an idiot.

Obviously there is no memory in the dream, why does it always appear in the middle of his suicide and interfere with his suicide plan?It was even more punctual than Kunikida Kazuya.

The point is, before Wujo Satoru spoke, he silently prevented his suicide|suicide plan, and then ran away silently and quickly.

Crazy? !

"That's why." Osamu Dazai put down the cup heavily, and the bottom of the cup touched the bar counter, making a dull sound, "Gojo Satoru must have some serious illness, right?! It's really annoying."

Oda Sakunosuke persuaded: "Student Wujo is very good, you should get along well."

"Hmph? Is Oda Saku familiar with him?" Dazai Osamu was a little unhappy, how could Oda Saku be close to others?Are you still a baby?

Oda Sakunosuke thought about it seriously for a while, and said, "Speaking of it, I'm not familiar, but I feel that you should be able to get along well."

"Hehe." Osamu Dazai smiled, he just wanted to throw his boyfriend into the trash.

"Speaking of..." Oda Sakunosuke looked at Dazai Osamu's dripping clothes, and changed the subject: "Suicide|suicide|failed again Dazai?"

As soon as these words sounded, the two of them suddenly had a feeling of returning to the past.

Osamu Dazai rested his chin on the bar counter, the light brown wine reflected in his eyes, and the emotions in his eyes floated up and down with the bubbles in the glass.

He didn't answer that question, but said in a sigh-like voice, "Is what Oda Saku said... true?"

"Ah? What?" Oda Sakunosuke didn't hear clearly.

Dazai Osamu smiled: "It's nothing, I just feel that it's a good thing that I can sit here and drink with Oda Saku."

"Dazai, Odasaku-san."

When the sudden voice came over, Osamu Dazai was taken aback, his eyes dimmed slightly, as if a dark cloud had covered him.

Osamu Dazai tightly closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, all the negative|negative emotions in his eyes dissipated, leaving only a bit of desolation and a little joy spreading faintly.

"Yo~ An Wu is late, you have to punish yourself with three cups, right?"

Ango Sakaguchi, Assistant Superintendent of the Ability Division, leaned on his forehead and sighed: "Please spare me."

"Hey! So what's the matter? Oda Saku has been fined | drink."

"Really? Odasaku-san."

"Well... well, really."

Ango Sakaguchi broke it down and said: "...Mr. Odasaku who can't tell lies, please don't cooperate with Dazai."

Oda Sakunosuke smiled and watched the two bickering beside him, time... seemed to have really returned to the past.

"Come on, let's drink!" Osamu Dazai raised his glass suddenly.

"Cheers to what?"

Osamu Dazai blinked as if in a lifetime: "For... us who are gathered here."

regardless……

Whether you really exist, I am still deeply grateful for this moment.

I also feel very sorry that I cannot be with you for a long time.

That night-

Gojo Satoru, who was eating a small cake, heard the knock on the door, and frowned suspiciously. Who could it be at this time?Jay should have gone to bed long ago, right?

Opening the door, Gojo Satoru saw someone coming, and was so frightened that he almost slammed the door in his face.

"Ta, Osamu Dazai?!"

Osamu Dazai looked at his suspected mentally retarded boyfriend with a smile: "I..."

He wanted to try and break this dream.

It is enough.

Whether Odasaku is real or not, cannot turn back time.

...He couldn't sadly indulge in this too good dream.

"You... what are you?" Wujo Gou trembled.

"I like you."

"!!!" Gojo Satoru opened his eyes wide.

The dream has not been broken, and Osamu Dazai has a vague guess that the key to breaking the dream is not his own.

However, Osamu Dazai didn't stop there, he said with a smile on his face: "—I love you."

Bang!

This time, Gojo Satoru really slammed the door shut.

The tall, white-haired boy squatted on the ground with his red face covered|explosive, and let out a cry from the depths of his soul: "Fuck!!!"

Osamu Dazai, who was almost confused by the door: "..." Sure, his boyfriend has really become mentally retarded.

strongest?Oh, but that's all.