Mr. Dazai's whitewashing manual is on sale

The black-haired boy already had a delicate and beautiful face, and his smile was like melting ice and snow, filled with the smell of warm spring.

Gojo Satoru blinked, and subconsciously wanted to hold the hand extended by the boy.

however……

The black-haired boy with a smile like a warm spring, when he was about to hold his hand, quickly inserted his hand into his trouser pocket.

"Hum~"

The lingering voice seemed to be mocking him for being too young and too sweet.

"I lied to you, how could I hold a man's hand~"

Gojo Satoru: "..." Deception | What about his feelings? !

He had never been teased like this before, and Gojo Gojo suddenly exploded with anger. He stood up, gritted his teeth and said, "Is that you? One of the unlucky ghosts assigned to my opponent team?"

"I am Gojo Satoru."

Gojo Satoru took a deep breath, introduced himself with a tone of charity, and then asked like charity, "What's your name?"

The black-haired boy blinked blankly when he heard the words "Wujo Satoru".

Gojo Satoru thought that his name had overwhelmed the other party, and felt quite proud, then he saw the black-haired boy looking him up and down, and half-opened his eyes in confusion.

"No way, no way? The strongest magician? That's it?"

Gojo Wu's eyelids twitched, and he laughed out of anger, "You..."

At this time, a strange song sounded suddenly, which made Gojo Wu's anger stop abruptly, unable to go up or down, and had nowhere to vent |.

Oh oh ~ yay ~ ~ I can't die alone | Love ~

The black-haired boy took out his cell phone from his pocket.

"I'll answer the phone." The boy shrugged at Gojo Satoru.

As soon as the phone was connected, there was a burst of roaring: [Bastard Dazai!Did you do it on purpose? ! ]

juvenile--

That is, Osamu Dazai, the moment the phone was connected, he took the phone away very presciently, and did not stick it to his ear until the other end finished yelling.

Rolling his eyes, he said, "Why are you so loud? I almost went deaf, okay?"

[Don't change the subject! ]

[I have been waiting for you for two hours at the entrance of the High School!Why haven't you come yet?No, wait... you bastard!Didn't he run to commit suicide|suicide| again? ]

[You made me wait for three hours for the assessment last year, but you fell into the water and fell asleep...]

Wujo Wu, who has a very sensitive six senses: "..." fell asleep in the water? ? ?

Nakahara also said a lot, Dazai Osamu didn't listen at all, he glanced at the dark place, his kite-colored eyes inadvertently collided with the half-exposed blue pupils.

"Hmph!" Gojo Satoru immediately turned his face away with a cold snort, but he quickly turned his face away again.

A cloud of mist was slowly approaching the black-haired boy who seemed unaware.

... Tsk, the people in the Ability Division are really troublesome.

Gojo Satoru reluctantly stepped forward to block Dazai Osamu, the mist suddenly split into two and hit them respectively.

The moment the fog approached, Wujo Wu's eyes under the sunglasses suddenly widened: "The guy who hides his head and shows his tail, I found you!"

The attack of the curse spirit was counteracted by Wujo Wu, and the figure of a super curse spirit appeared in front of him. Before he had time to react, the super curse spirit was engulfed by a huge air wave and hit the wall.

At its feet, there were scattered whisker-like objects that were shattered—like twine.

"Hey, if you don't want |die|, let me settle down."

[Dazai, don't play dead for me! ]

The voices of Gojo Satoru and Nakahara Chuya sounded at the same time.

"Slugs are so annoying." Osamu Dazai ignored Gojo Satoru, responded to Nakahara Chuya's words perfunctorily, and then said strangely: "But, having said that, why are you waiting for me?"

[…] Zhongyuan Zhong was also furious: [Assessment!I'm in the same group as you——! ! ! ]

"Oh!" Osamu Dazai suddenly realized, and before Nakahara Nakaya roared again, he said with a smile: "It's okay, it's just the assessment, I can easily pass without the slug."

[It doesn't matter what it is——! ]

Snapped--

Osamu Dazai impatiently threw the phone behind him.

I have to say that the quality of the mobile phone is really good. It hit the wall and then fell to the ground, but it was not scrapped.

Chuya Chuya's roar continued to be heard from the phone that hadn't been hung up, but no one responded to him at all.

Nakahara Chuya: I yelled that I was lonely!

"Oh?" Wujo Wu raised his eyebrows and said with a smirk, "Want to pass the test?"

As he said that, he raised his hand, intending to exorcise the curse spirit directly, not leaving it to the unlucky ghosts of the Ability Division!

However, the power accumulated in the palm suddenly dissipated in the next second.

Gojo Satoru was astonished to find that the magic power in his body stagnated as if it had disappeared.

He turned his head and saw Osamu Dazai holding his hand with the same smirk on his face.

Gojo Satoru's self-confidence relied on his strength, not his unreasonable arrogance, and he immediately figured out the reason for the stagnation of his spell power - the black-haired boy's supernatural power.

He sank his face: "let go."

Osamu Dazai refused: "No! You interrupted me |suicide|, you don't think I'll let it go like this, do you? Really, obviously I'll |die| die soon.」

"Suicide?" Gojo Wu's mouth twitched, quite speechless: "You find a more normal reason, okay, no, okay?"

"Cut——" Osamu Dazai curled his lips aggrievedly, and pointed out to him the rope hanging on the beam behind him that was ready to kill himself.

That was the whisker that looked like a hemp rope just now.

After Gojo Wu's sudden operation just now, the rope has been broken, leaving only a small section dangling there firmly.

"..." Gojo Satoru was speechless, really speechless!

In the past, he was the one who silenced others, but this was the first time in his life that he was silenced by others.

If Xia Youjie was here, he would probably have to record it and watch it repeatedly.

It seems that verbal threats are useless... Gojo Satoru clenched his fists and decided to resort to |violent|violent means.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai predicted his actions, directly wrapped his arms around his neck, and punched him.

Gojo Satoru habitually tried to mobilize the spell power, but naturally failed. Such a close-range attack did not give him a chance to dodge at all, so he took the punch firmly.

Gan!

Gojo Satoru feels very angry, is this person really a student of the Ability Department?It's probably not an undercover agent sent by the curse spirit to do something to your own people, right? !

Before the body couldn't bear the weight of Osamu Dazai and fell to the ground, Gojo Wujo took the lead and grabbed the black-haired boy's wrist, using the boy who needed a beating as a meat pad.

Wuhu~Perfect~

Yes, it should be so perfect...

If one ignores the fact that he completely collapsed on top of Osamu Dazai because of the loss of strength from his wrist.

Gojo Satoru's eyes widened, and the touch on his lips gave him feedback in a very timely manner.

A little ice.

Instead, his skin suddenly boiled|burned|burned.

The scent of soap mixed with the smell of grass and trees penetrated Gojo Wu's nasal cavity together. It was not unpleasant, even...too sweet and greasy.

The sunglasses had fallen to the ground a long time ago, and without the cover of the dark blue pupils, the sudden tightening of the pupils could be clearly seen.

Like a taut bowstring, Gojo Wu's brain, which normally runs at high speed and without pressure, can't spare any energy at this moment. He can only let his skin|skin and heart burn together.

In that scorching temperature, there are hidden five unintelligible, abrupt and blatant reveries.

Osamu Dazai, who belatedly realized that he had been silenced, reacted similarly to him, his kite eyes widened.

[A plant.jpg]

Super cute! ! !

wrong!Totally miss the point? !

I should feel sorry for my lost first days|Don't talk about it!

——Yes, don't look at the group of Wutiao uncles who open their mouths to be "the strongest" and shut up "I". In fact, they are still an innocent boy who has never even been "tempted".

Osamu Dazai was the first to escape from this unexpected mouth, while Gojo Satoru remained motionless in his original posture, looking dumbfounded.

The kite-colored eyes watched Gojo Satoru's complexion turn red little by little, and finally turned into a bright red apple.

The blue pupils that looked like a vast snowfield a second ago have now turned into a sunny sky after the storm.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head expressionlessly, this somewhat childish gesture successfully hit Gojo Satoru's cute spot once again.

... No way!This person is really cute! ! !

Gojo Satoru wanted to see that he was so cute, so he shouldn't care about it.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai, who was too cute in his eyes, looked at him, his lips moved and he asked a question: "Where are you "strongest"? Are you perverted?"

pat-

Gojo Satoru has a broken heart.

The atmosphere froze for a moment.

I don't know who made the first move, but the two quickly fought without giving in.

The seriously injured super-level curse spirit had already struggled to get up from the ground at this time. It looked at the two humans fighting together, and was puzzled for a while, then quietly fled the scene.

The super curse spirit thought: Human beings nowadays are really terrible, even the same kind are fighting each other so fiercely (shivering).

Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru were finally pulled away by Chuya Nakahara and Xia Youjie who came on a motorcycle.

By the way, Xiayou happened to bump into Chuya Zhongyuan when he was in the outstanding school, and asked to give him a ride, Zhongyuan Zhongye agreed without any sense of crisis.

The results after returning to school can be imagined.

In the huge office, Gojo Satoru knelt in front of Masamichi Yagashi, the teacher of conjuration, and Osamu Dazai knelt in front of Sakunosuke Oda, the teacher of supernatural powers.

One was beaten.

One was comforted by the spring breeze.

Gojo Satoru: Damn!

"Five Lords."

Gojo Satoru stopped his bad memories, he looked at the person, and said angrily, "What's the matter?"

Yi Dizhi closed his eyes, and persuaded himself not to care about the kid who didn't graduate from Secondary School, and it took him a long time to persuade himself: "Mr. Ye Moth asked you to go there."

"Understood." Gojo Satoru rumpled his hair and walked to the faculty office.

Knocking on the door, Wujo Gou pushed the door open and went in, only to see the Tai, Zai, Zhi with his back turned to him! (gritting teeth)

"Hmph!" Gojo Satoru snorted coldly, and walked past Dazai Osamu with his chin raised, but unfortunately no one noticed his deliberate arrogance, and Dazai Osamu just focused on chatting with Oda-sensei.

cut!

Knowing to pester Oda-sensei all day long, like a |milk|doll, worthless!

"Okay." Ye Mozheng clapped his hands: "Mr. Oda and I called the two of you over because we have a task for you."

"With him?!" ×2

The two pointed at each other, and moved their fingers away in disdain.

"I refuse." Osamu Dazai puffed his cheeks like a puffer fish: "Would you like to say something, Odasaku?"

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

"I also refuse!" Wutiao Wu said like a |bang|explosive |cannon|battle: "Mr. Ye Moth, you have to say something soon!"

Night Moth said rightly: "..."

The two people's teachers who knew the truth looked at each other, and they both saw the same thing in each other's eyes.

They are like the guides in the game, they are worried about the |guy's love| of two incarnations of elementary school students, and they have to release a task by the way.

"Hmm..." Sakunosuke Oda spoke first, no matter what, there are still "real incidents" to be resolved: "Listen to us first, we have found out the origin of nocturnal creatures."

"Hey, hey." As soon as Oda Sakunosuke's voice fell, Osamu Dazai said with a look of boredom: "Although I don't know the specific reason, it's not like a problem with the barrier that separates the two planes, causing |eating|human things Swarmed in at night, and then went back after work? What's so strange about it?"

"Ah, that's right." Oda Sakunosuke nodded, he was not surprised that Dazai would know, for him, this was simply too natural.

But... Oda Sakunosuke is a little worried, facing the shrewdness of Dazai, can the god who is responsible for maintaining the dream be able to hold on?

Oda Sakunosuke takes it for granted, but it doesn't mean everyone thinks so.

"You actually know?!" Gojo Satoru widened his eyes behind the sunglasses in disbelief, is he so smart?

Osamu Dazai smiled and winked: "Oh, for such a simple reasoning, Gojo must have already guessed it, right?"

Her iris-colored eyes gleamed provocatively.

Gojo Satoru: "..." Gan!

Seeing that the two of them were about to fight again, Ye Mo Zhengdao didn't bother about why Dazai Osamu guessed it but didn't say it, and couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Enough! In short, the investigation task is entrusted to you, is there any problem? !"

Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu looked at each other, turned their eyes away in disgust, and said in unison, weakly: "No."