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Osamu Dazai always remembers that he promised Odasaku to be the one who saves people.

Two years after retiring from his position as "Inspector of the Ministry of Internal Affairs", Osamu Dazai joined the Armed Detective Agency.

With the title of "inspector of the Ministry of Internal Affairs two years ago", although he was not exempted from the entrance examination, he joined the company fairly smoothly.

Since then, I have been working conscientiously and fishing for two years.

Compared with the work of the Port|Mafia|Hand|Party|, and later the work of the supervisor, the work content of the Armed Detective Agency is much simpler, but in some respects it is really trivial and annoying.

"Mr. Dazai, good morning!" Atsushi Nakajima, who had just joined the detective agency for a few days, actively greeted the young man who helped him.

"Atsushi, it's already nine o'clock! It's not good morning!" Kunikida quickly corrected.

"Hee hee." Osamu Dazai, who was late for work again, was called to the office by the president despite Kunikida's anger, and Ranpo Edogawa, the core of the detective agency, was also there.

"President, Ranpo-san." Dazai Osamu greeted with a smile, and sat down.

"Dazai." Fukuzawa Yukichi pushed a document in front of Dazai Osamu: "The Ministry of Internal Affairs sent an application, and I hope you can go to assist the Magic Department."

"No, about this matter, I already rejected the Minister of Farming two days ago." Osamu Dazai's face remained unchanged.

Zhong Tian had contacted him two days ago and told him that he had been in hiding for four years and started to do things again.This time, using the identity of Kamo Xianlun, he organized a "death tour" and came out. I can't hold it!Please help!

Now sending the request for assistance to the detective agency, presumably he thinks that he will compromise and agree if this is the case?

Osamu Dazai almost laughed angrily.

"Is that so?" Fukuzawa Yukichi is a lenient person, and he has truly brought "strict self-discipline and lenient treatment to others" to the extreme. He is not reluctant: "I understand, I will reject the application."

"Wow, thank you, President." Dazai Osamu left the office, but he did not ignore the strange eyes that the core of the detective agency looked at him.

how to say?

Can make Mr. Ranbu open his eyes, he really is amazing! [Akimbo.jpg]

It's still a day full of trivial work——

The sadly little information in the case was sent to Edogawa Ranpo. He took the thin sheets of paper, put on his glasses and activated his "supernatural power".

"Super Reasoning".

The few pieces of information were quickly arranged and combined in Edogawa Ranpo's brain, countless hypotheses were rejected one by one, and he did not let go of the information that might be related to the commission.

From the eyes of the rest of the detective agency, the young man with black hair and blue eyes just stared at the document for less than half a minute, then took off his glasses and opened his eyes slightly.

"No, there is too little information," he said.

Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the sofa with his entire face buried in the magazine, twitched his lips——Oops, I don’t know if it’s too late to skip work now?

Kunikida, who was originally full of confidence, frowned, and his words were full of surprise: "Can't even Ranpo-san reason it out?"

Edogawa Ranpo stuffed a thick snack into his mouth, without explaining too much, but vaguely called the black-haired young man who was about to run away: "Dazai."

"Huh——! Here!" Osamu Dazai pretended nothing happened and sat back to his original seat, obediently like a pupil waiting for a teacher's lecture, he smiled and looked at the detective: "Mr. Ranpo, do you have any orders?"

"This time I entrust you to investigate with me." Edogawa Ranpo said concisely.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and was about to speak when Kunikida's voice of disapproval came out first: "Mr. Ranpo, let me do it instead."

After Kunikida finished speaking, he deliberately glanced at Osamu Dazai who was pretending to be innocent, and snorted coldly.

From Kunikida's point of view, his partner's work attitude was extremely improper, and he might have committed suicide by finding a river on the way to the mission.What about Mr. Ranpo?Mr. Ranpo is a baby who can't even ride the subway.

Osamu Dazai took advantage of the situation and lay back on the sofa. He was so happy that he had to say aggrievedly: "Since Kunikida-kun doesn't believe me, then Kunikida-kun should go. It's okay, I'm going to be strong." !"

If the smile on the corner of his mouth could be restrained a little bit, Kunikida might still feel guilty.

"You suicidal maniac! Bandages are a waste of devices! Do you know how much the detective agency will cost you every time you salvage them?!" Kunikida gripped the pen tightly, pointing at the pile of documents piled up on the table: "It's enough to be lazy." It's been a while, let's get to work!"

After yelling, Kunikida murmured tiredly: "I really don't know how the Ministry of Internal Affairs hired this guy back then. Did he like this guy's unique suicide|suicide|taste?"

Edogawa glanced at Osamu Dazai, who was not too happy, wiped the glutinous rice flour on his hands, stood up, and said with a final word, "Dazai, let's go."

"...Hi, hi." Osamu Dazai was as angry as a fish, reluctantly following the detective who had already walked to the door.

Half a foot out of the door, Osamu Dazai suddenly turned around and made a face at Kunikida.

Click!

A pen declared death in battle and died in three days and twelve hours.

When I finished the commission and went back, it happened to be dusk, and the setting sun was pushed down by the stacked clouds, reflecting most of the sky red.

In this situation, Osamu Dazai suddenly stopped, and was silent for a moment, he said: "Mr. Ranpo, did you really not see anything when you were in the detective agency?"

Edogawa walked beside him, holding a big bag of snacks and a bottle of wave soda in his hands: "You don't have to think about it, you know it's impossible."

"That's right, I asked a stupid question." Osamu Dazai murmured softly, and the orange-red glow fell into his eyes, as if there was a flash of fire: "After all, Mr. Ranpo's "super reasoning" is the strongest supernatural ability." . "

Edogawa Ranbu tilted his head and looked at him when he heard the words.

The dark-haired young man had a lingering smile on his lips, and the aria said with emotion: "Ah~ no matter how long it has passed, this river is still so beautiful."

Edogawa glanced at the unremarkable river surface in a random step, and said calmly: "A famous detective will not fish you up. Also, you know, Dazai, a famous detective has something to say..."

thump--!

Before Edogawa Ranpo finished speaking, the fall of the humanoid creature splashed water high, and even a few drops of water landed on his face.

"..."

Edogawa Ranpo calmly wiped off the drops of water on his face, and shook the wave soda.The light-colored soda swayed gently in the bottle, reflecting his face indistinctly, as well as a flash of blue.

Edogawa looked away at random steps, Osamu Dazai, who jumped into the river not long ago, was left with only a looming black shadow in the river. The detective touched his cuff and took out a locator without any surprise.

"..."

how to say?

So, as expected of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai was picked up by a detective, and he was salvaged from the river like a fish.

Osamu Dazai, who was rescued, complained in his heart, slowly opened his eyes, and saw Ranpo Edogawa looking down at him from a height.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Osamu Dazai immediately pretended to be weak, and put "I'm so weak" on his face, trying to arouse the famous detective's love.

It's a pity that Edogawa Ranpo has never been the master of pity | Jiao | flowers, and Dazai Osamu has never been | Jiao | flowers.

"Dazai."

The detective opened those eyes that could see through everything.

"The detective agency doesn't have what you're looking for."

[Things that can fill the loneliness in your heart do not exist anywhere in this world. ]

The detective's voice seemed to overlap with that of the deceased friend.

Osamu Dazai was suddenly bored.

"How does Mr. Ranpo know what I'm looking for?"

No one taught Edogawa Ranpo the rules of getting along with people like "don't do this" and "don't say that".

No, perhaps someone had taught it, but Mr. Detective never understood what it was good for.

Whenever the dark-haired, blue-eyed detective said, "Isn't that easy to see?", people were ashamed, angry, or dumbfounded at their own stupidity.

He doesn't understand why people want to cover up their ignorance | shame | why people want to maintain the surface false.

Edogawa Ranpo's world is simple and clear, he can say what he thinks, anyway, there is nothing in this world that he can't see through.

... No, there are still.

"I can't see through Dazai."

Edogawa Ranpo said this to the president Fukuzawa Yukichi two years ago.

"Dazai, you are not those idiots." Edogawa Ranpo said, "You know, what sustains everyone in the detective agency is not the external things, but the intangible, invisible, deeper existence. You are also Being in it is an indispensable part and a stroke of rich ink and color."

The detective said, "Go, Dazai, you should go."

In his own way, Edogawa Ranpo pushed the cowards of their detective agency.

go see it

Good and bad, and no disadvantages.

Going is a must.

From the moment the Ministry of Internal Affairs issued an application to the detective agency, Osamu Dazai knew very well that he must go through this experience.

Before leaving, Osamu Dazai asked President Fukuzawa Yukichi to leave Atsushi Nakajima.In his opinion, it was too dangerous to keep Atsushi Nakajima in Yokohama anyway.

If something happened, he would not be able to handle it in Tokyo.

Don't underestimate the distance of 10 minutes, that is often the key to "success or failure".

It's not that he doesn't trust everyone in the detective agency, but because he trusts them, he knows very clearly that when danger comes, they will desperately protect Atsushi Nakajima.

"Be careful." Fukuzawa Yukichi said in this way: "If it's difficult, it's okay to come back immediately. The Ministry of Internal Affairs has my own way to deal with it."

"Hi, hi." Osamu Dazai responded, the car sent by the Ministry of Internal Affairs had already parked downstairs of the detective agency, and he greeted the white-haired boy to go downstairs: "Let's go, Atsu-kun."

"Ah? Hi!" Atsushi Nakajima followed up tremblingly, and sat in the expensive car that he couldn't afford to pay for it: "Mrs. Mrs. Dazai! I'm afraid of QAQ"

Satisfied, Dazaiji smiled and gestured and said, "It's nothing to be afraid of, it's just a little bit more terrifying than Longtan and Tiger's Den."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Whoa, whoa, is this a comfort QAQ?!"

"Of course not." Osamu Dazai shrugged, seeing Atsushi Nakajima collapsed even more, he spread his palms and said, "Oh, it's really no big deal, if it doesn't work, just run away."

"But..." Atsushi Nakajima sobbed and said, "I heard that the person in charge of the Curse Department is very scary, and if anyone doesn't enjoy it, I'll kill|kill|eat|meat|wow!"

Osamu Dazai: "..." Oh, that really scares the kids.

Sighing slightly, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand|rub|rubbed Atsushi Nakajima's hair: "Don't be afraid, this is a rare opportunity for Atsushi to grow himself."

Hearing this, Atsushi Nakajima took deep breaths repeatedly: "Well, I will work hard, Mr. Dazai!"

arrive at the destination.

Osamu Dazai got out of the car with his children, and an unexpected person - Xia Youjie came to meet him.

Raising his eyebrows, he greeted: "Hi, I'm Osamu Dazai, a member of the Armed Detective Agency, and this is Atsushi Nakajima."

"Hello, I'm Xia Youjie, a staff member of the Conjuration Department." After Xia Youjie finished speaking, he smiled warmly: "Actually, Mr. Dazai knows me, right?"

Without giving Dazai a chance to refute, Xia Youjie immediately nodded and said, "I am very grateful to Mr. Dazai for his rescue four years ago."

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips and smiled, and did not respond to those words, but said: "So? He remembered, didn't he?"

Xia Youjie smiled and said: "People can always find a different way for "love" besides staying together. And the way Wu Wu finds for "love" falls into the eyes of us people, which is almost equivalent to sacrifice| sacrificed himself."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his lips perfunctorily, and said ruthlessly and coldly: "He enjoys it, doesn't he?"

Since I enjoy it, what does it matter to others?What does it have to do with him?