I rely on emoticons to lower my intelligence

Qian Zheng regretted that he would go to the playground with this group of people.Gu Shanhai is poisonous!

Deng Dayan looked through the photos of his own social death with great interest.Of course, compared to his own embarrassment, other people's attention was elsewhere.

Deng Dayan compared his own face shape with his hands, saying that he was well photographed in the playground.

"Does the playground camera have its own beauty? Am I so handsome?"

"..." Shuai is in contrast.Qian Zheng silently shed tears of regret in his heart.He didn't expect that one day he would bring out Deng Dayan's heroism.

"Qian Shao, do you want this photo?" Deng Dayan asked.

"do not want!"

"Then I'll stay." The other party happily put away the photo.

"Wait!" Qian Zheng snatched it from Deng Dayan's hand.This kind of black history should not exist at all and should be destroyed! "I want the photo, please give it to me."

Young Master Qian wanted to compensate Fatty Deng in other ways, but the other party's next sentence dispelled him.

"It's okay, I don't have enough money, I'll ask the staff for another copy. And Brother Hai has an electronic version, I'll send you an email to share it with you."

"..." Young Master Qian's hand holding the photo trembled.I almost performed an explosion on the spot, and my mentality collapsed.

He was dazed and dragged out of the house by the crowd. Under a tree in the nearby green belt, he vomited profusely, and even his lips turned bloodless.

After vomiting, a bottle of mineral water was handed to him.Qian Zheng looked up and saw that it was Pei Chengping.

A blush appeared on his pale face.After taking a sip of the mineral water, I felt relieved.

"How?" Pei Chengping asked.

"It's better, I'll just take a rest."

"If you don't have enough money, you should take a good rest. We will meet here later." Deng Dayan said very sympathetically.His eyes were shining brightly and he said, you are holding back if you don't have enough money.

"..." Qian Zheng understood.This made him give up the idea of ​​letting Pei Chengping stay with him by taking advantage of his physical discomfort.It would make him look even more useless.

"Are you all okay?" Qian Zheng asked.

Everyone shook their heads.Even Chenchen, who looks the petite, is full of energy and ready to play the next event, without being affected by the roller coaster at all.

"Dou Tushi's physique is indeed different from that of ordinary people."

"It's because you have less money and you try to be brave, so you insist on sitting in the first row." Deng Dayan said.I haven't seen any other ordinary people getting off the roller coaster. Even if there are some people with weak feet, they are not like Qian Zheng?

Frankly speaking, amusement facilities like roller coasters are nothing to Doutushi.It's not that they have a strong physique after washing their marrow, but that Dou Tushi himself has all kinds of paintings that go from heaven to earth.After activating the effect, you can summon a paper donkey to run wildly on the road, and you can ride a crane to the sky and into the earth without a seat belt, which is much more exciting than a roller coaster equipped with safety facilities.

Gu Shanhai didn't hide his clumsiness this time, he treated the painting with his eyes, and gave Master Qian a little relief from his physical discomfort.

Because Qian Zheng looked at Pei Chengping eagerly the whole time, as if he really wanted him to stay.

How can this work?He still has a lot of projects that he hasn't played with Pingping!

"The next event, let's not play such a thrilling game." After receiving treatment, Qian Zheng's expression returned to normal, and he suggested.

"Small mine cart?" Chenchen still remembered Qian Shao had told her.However, the small mine car is equivalent to a low-end version of the roller coaster. When Qian Zheng saw the long track under the mine car, he waved his hands quickly, and refused to play no matter what.

Everyone gathered in a circle and unfolded a brochure given when they entered the venue, with a map of the entire playground printed on it.

Not far from them, there is a screen projection project, which does not limit the height, indicating that it is not dangerous and suitable for all ages.Just this!

[Looking back in a millennium] Everyone selected a target and set off.But when I went in, I found that I had to take a boat.Young Master Qian's face turned pale again, and suddenly he was dying again.

"I'll wait for you outside." After he finished speaking, he sat on the bench for tourists to rest, unwilling to get up.

"You don't have enough money, you really should exercise your body. Don't fool around all day, your body will be hollowed out, look at how weak you are!" Deng Dayan joked.

"I'm just not getting enough sleep."

"I see."

"What do you know? I lost sleep because I was too excited to come to the playground." Qian Zheng wanted to cry but had no tears.

Believe it or not no one knows.Anyway, Gu Shanhai took the opportunity to give Pei Chengping some ideological education.In case Pei Chengping was curious and always asked out at night by the other party.

"Pingping, you are still young, you must maintain a good sleep time. You can't learn from him."

"..." Qian Zheng.

Qian Zheng's temporary departure from the team did not slow down everyone's interest in playing.They got on the big ship and waited for the special effects of the curtain to start.

The boat is huge, with eight seats in a row.Although staying on the water, so many people sat on it, the boat did not sink.The water was very shallow, Gu Shanhai looked under the water and saw the track.This is exactly the reason why Qian Zheng refused to board the boat no matter what.

After a whistle sounded, the device under the boat was activated in the water, and the whole boat moved forward slowly, sometimes shaking from side to side, sometimes moving fast and sometimes slowly, simulating the state of the boat, but the range was very small.The speed of the boat will slow down as it passes a man-made attraction along the way.

A mannequin in period costume sits on the shore, dipping a brush into the water.As their ship passed by, a cleverly hidden screen that blended with the scene began to play.The "pool water" on the screen was stained black with ink, and when the boat approached, a bead jumped out of the water and floated on the screen.

"It's ink beads!" Everyone recognized the allusion and cheered.

The water in the ink pool changes color and the ink beads are born, which is an auspicious omen in ancient times, heralding the birth of a talented person.

Behind the dummy, there are still a lot of damaged writing brushes with worn-out tips.The imitation is "the pen mound is low and high like a mountain, and the ink pool is shallow and deep like the sea".

This opening is very flattering and pleases all tourists.Seeing the birth of "Mozhu", everyone present on the boat is "talented".

After going through three scenes of such a cute and allusive scene, it's time for the main event.

The boat entered the tunnel and stopped.The road ahead came to an end, blocked by the entire screen.The left and right tunnel walls, as well as the top of the head are also screens, and the three sides are connected together to start showing a large-scale scene-the decisive battle in the Phantom Valley.

It's worth saying.The Unreal Valley thousands of years ago was called the Valley of the Wicked, and even the Painting League couldn't do anything about it.In the era of the Three Saints and One Emperor, the first comprehensive school in history, the Wuse Painting Academy, was born, accepting painters with different attributes and qualifications.

Because of the close geographical location, the young artists in this boat are all from the Wuse Painting Academy, even Pei Chengping is no exception.

On the big screen, the modern scene of Wuse Painting Academy was played at first.Students wearing school uniforms shuttled around the campus, making this group of friends who played in the playground during the summer vacation feel very cordial and at the same time feel a chill behind their backs, feeling that they have returned to school early, and there is a subtle sense of discomfort.

But for ordinary people, Five Color Painting Academy is a well-known local school.Those who don't have a heart can't enter the school and keep a sense of mystery.So when I saw the picture displayed on the screen, I was cordial and excited.

The so-called "Looking Back in a Millennium", of course, will not only show campus promotional videos.In the form of reverse playback, different eras are shown, and the school uniforms of the students are also constantly retro.With a sense of the times, until it completely becomes a costume.

All the way back to the day when the Wuse Painting Academy was established, and the painting academy was listed.The original founder, Hua Zun, urged Shi Yu to unveil the unveiling, and erected a stone tablet inscribed with the school regulations "There is no distinction between teaching and learning" in the Academy of Painting.

The lens begins to expand outward.Lightning and thunder rumbled outside Wusehua Academy.

A young man in black clothes wearing a black gold-stitched mask with gorgeous and precious beads on both sides of the mask is finishing his painting.

This iconic mask has revealed the identity of the young man - Ye Mofan, the emoticon pack emperor.Immortal strong.

However, in this period of history, he is only a peak painter, but he can sit on an equal footing with several painters, and together wipe out the villains in the Unreal Valley.

He activated the painting and summoned a knight in white.

""Tian Dao Diagram"!"

"It's "Tian Dao Map"!" The tourists said excitedly.This painting is Ye Dadi's most representative range attack emoticon package.

The knight in white was summoned, with an exaggerated expression and extremely forceful words, combined with the movement of raising his sword to the sky and sweeping around, he uttered a sentence loudly:

"Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is good for reincarnation. If you don't believe it, look up and see who the heavens will forgive!"

boom--!

On the three screens, there was a flash of lightning and thunder, and countless lightnings fell, blasting on the screens around the ship, making a realistic stunt like a silver snake scurrying around.

Everyone watched with great interest, amazed, but not afraid.Because the "Tian Dao Diagram" only hits the wicked until the evil value of the wicked is emptied, it is invalid for ordinary people.Even if the real painting is activated here, no one will worry.Gu Shanhai's expression began to become unnatural.

Under the mixed sound, the thunder and lightning seemed to strike him.Gu Shanhai shrank his neck, feeling fearful, his body trembling uncontrollably.

Others just feel shocked without experience, but Gu Shanhai saw this scene from a long, long time ago.

The Unreal Valley was split into coke by lightning, not only the owner of the valley, Yan Hong, and the remnants of his subordinates, but also the heresy attached to Yan Hong.

On the screen, the scene reappears.

"It was Emperor Ye who killed the Sky-Eyed Dragon." Someone among the tourists said.They can casually recount the history recorded in this textbook.

Several painting masters and Ye Dadi fought against Yan Hong, the boss of the Illusory Valley.Yan Hong made a big move when he was bleeding, and an eye symbol appeared above his body.

This eye radiated an evil light.Then turned into a white dragon, but still lost to the siege of the crowd, and finally lost.

After this episode passed, Gu Shanhai's expression began to recover.However, after the white dragon was beheaded, he fell down, and the screen also changed, and a pond with countless black lotus blossoms appeared on the screen, which could not be reached at a glance.

"Molian Reincarnation Pond!" The tourists cheered, even this scene is worth the ticket price!

The boat swayed from side to side, as if it was driving in this lotus pond.

The white dragon was falling, and plunged into the Molian reincarnation pool, but was stopped by a layer of transparent barrier.It slammed again before sinking into the pool, and when it came out again, it had become an emperor.A white dragon is entangled on his shoulder, and an evil eye symbol is also suspended behind him.

This is the most famous battle of thousands of years ago.The scene where Emperor Ye and all the painting masters are fighting against the Lord of the Demon Qin Realm--Emperor Longzu.

Gu Shanhai's face turned pale, and his gaze stayed on the eye symbol in the void.

The ancients believed that the sky has nine layers, and each layer represents a different world, and this eye symbol belongs to the most mysterious place outside the nine layers of heaven.

In that unknown plane, the truly strong are not restricted by the physical body, and evolve into immortal symbols one by one.They are regarded as gods by ordinary people.Some become "gods" through cultivation, and some are born immortal.

But immortality is only a relative term. That plane is full of chaos and disorder, and the same kind kills each other, plots against each other, and devours each other.Gu Shanhai has a powerful opponent who is chasing after him, making him live in fear every day.

In the world of Doutu, Ye Dadi and his companions beheaded Yan Hong who was possessed by the eye symbol, and beheaded its body, so that the supposed immortal existence was wiped out.Also not a safe place.

Bailong was only assimilated after straying into an unknown plane, possessing symbols and corresponding abilities, so he is not considered a real fellow of Gu Shanhai.But when the space was turbulent back then, along with it, there were other immortal beings who came to the Doutu world from the crack in the plane.

Gu Shanhai didn't possess and seize his body unscrupulously like his fellow villagers.He chose to be reincarnated, starting from a fertilized egg, and blended into this plane in a gentle way.But after Ye Dadi slayed the Sky-Eyed Dragon, he became aware of their existence in this world, and together with his close friend Xie Chunfeng, he cleaned up the remnants, found them one by one and killed them.It was during that period that Gu Shanhai packed his bags and ran away overnight after sensing the death of his last companion.

Since then, there has been one less painting master Zhong Xiu in the world, and one more wanderer who shuttles between various places.

[Looking back once in a thousand years] It aroused Gu Shanhai's memories and reminded him of Ye Dadi's terror.After finally surviving until the boat returned to the original point, the tourists got off the boat with great interest and discussed the wonderful screen special effects just now.

"The scene of Mo Lian's reincarnation pool is awesome! Thousands of years ago, the lotus pond was purified by Emperor Ye, and all Mo Lian became golden lotus. There is no mysterious and terrifying atmosphere at all. The Demon Qin Realm where it is located is not mysterious at all. There are many international students who communicate with us in the Doutu community.”

"However, I heard that at that time, the ancient people were infertile, so they went to get water from the pool to cure it. It is even better to be a devil Qin, you don't have to give birth by yourself, you can directly ripen the lotus with blood and cultivation, and the offspring will pop out by themselves It's a pity that the Molian Reincarnation Pond has been protected, let alone fetching water, and no one is allowed to approach it at all." Chen Chen regretted.

Zhang Wei nodded his sister's head and said, "Chenchen, have you lost your mind in history class? Even if the Molian Reincarnation Pond was a thousand years ago, only the Moqin royal family could set foot there. It's just that there was a strange thing in the royal family at that time. We grew up in the Doutu world, and Xie Hongdie, the deputy owner of Xuanyu Tower, was also one of the two emperors of Mo Qin later."

"Queen Red Butterfly is the person I admire most from Moqin! Her art collection is still of high research value!" Chenchen blushed.The other party is an ancient fan with a big hand, who has drawn a lot of books.It is precisely because of this that the deeds of many painters in those years have been preserved for historians to dig out the truth from the picture books and restore history.

Everyone else was discussing happily, only Pei Chengping noticed something was wrong with Gu Shanhai.

"how?"

"I was scared." Gu Shanhai said with weak legs.

"?" Pei Chengping asked a question mark slowly.

He thought the other party was seasick, and this answer made people puzzled.Is there any horror content in the projected scene?

"Are you afraid of thunder and lightning?" Pei Chengping recalled, and there was only one explanation.

Gu Shanhai nodded.It is better to be afraid of thunder and lightning than to let people know that he is afraid of Emperor Ye.

This feeling is like a mouse meeting a cat.Back then, the other party didn't look for him at all, but just passed by the neighboring city. He was so frightened that he left his business identity for many years and escaped from the Doujie, which shows the prestige of Emperor Ye.

"When there is thunder in the future, you don't need to come to me alone." Pei Chengping said seriously.

"Okay!" Gu Shanhai nodded heavily, he didn't expect such benefits.

"Pingping is so kind of you." Gu Shanhai became happy.Fear comes quickly and goes away quickly.

He was just intimidated by the restoration speed of the "movie", and now because of Pei Chengping's words, he felt very beautiful.

Come out from 【Looking Back in a Millennium】.Gu Shanhai saw a tourist holding a very attractive ice cream in his hand.

He remembered that Pei Chengping said that the ice cream here was delicious, and his eyes lit up.He tugged at the corner of the other party's clothes, and looked at the ice cream dessert house not far away.

"Pingping! Is that the one?"

"Yes, it's this one." Pei Chengping said.

This store provides cold drinks and desserts for many parties. Pei Chengping has never been to this amusement park but has tasted it.

Gu Shanhai chose several favorite flavors, and the spherical ice cream was stacked high on the crispy cone.Tempting him to eat them quickly.

But before eating, Gu Shanhai held Pei Chengping back.The photos provided by the playground gave him inspiration.

"Wait a minute, let's take a photo together." Gu Shanhai said.

They each held their own ice cream, adjusted their angles, and took a photo of the two of them.The beautiful picture freezes at this moment.

In the background, a clown is holding a handful of colorful balloons, and the scene can be seen at a playground.

Everyone in the photo accidentally caught in the mirror is very happy.The make-up on the clown's face was exaggerated in itself.

Gu Shanhai posted the photo in the "Magpie Bridge Immortal" circle of friends, and couldn't wait to eat ice cream.Two or three bites settle the top ball and begin the attack on the next flavor.

Qian Zheng joined them and joined the fun in queuing up to choose the flavor of ice cream.

……

At this time, in the painting alliance.Shengli was dealing with the informant in distress.The other party was crying all the time, making him upset and helpless.

"Great situation! My son has been missing for 48 hours. He is so good, he won't run away from home for no reason without saying hello, something must have happened to him!" The middle-aged woman wearing the Dou Tushi badge kept wiping With tears in his eyes, he said while crying, "And the day after tomorrow is his birthday, he was happy to make a list, and planned to invite friends to the birthday party, how could he leave without saying goodbye?"

"Is your son's birthday on August 8?" Sheng Li flipped through the information and said, "8 years old? He will be an adult in two days."

"Yes." The middle-aged woman cried even more sadly.

……

With ice cream in one hand and small cakes in the other, Qian Zheng came to Pei Chengping happily.

"This store is holding a store celebration event. There are 8 of the birthdays, and you can get extra small gifts. I picked a small cake!"

"Your birthday is August 8." Pei Chengping said.

"You remember!" Qian Zheng was surprised.

"Because you invite us every summer vacation. How could you forget for so many years?"

"That's right, the money is short, and it will be your birthday in less than two weeks." Deng Dayan and Zhang's brothers and sisters echoed.

"At that time, I invite you to attend my birthday party!" Young Master Qian said with a smile.

"It's Shao Qian's 18th birthday this time? Be sure to come, and everyone will congratulate you!"

"Hahaha——" Qian Zheng grinned from ear to ear, "That's right! Anyone with an 8th birthday can receive a small gift, not just for August. Mr. Pei, although your birthday is not August, it is the 8th." , meet the conditions!"

Pei Chengping took a look at the nice looking cake in Qian Zheng's hand, took a piece too, and handed it to Gu Shanhai.

Gu Shanhai is very happy to eat, it tastes sweet.

Young Master Qian suddenly felt that the cake in his hand was no longer delicious.

Behind them, the clown held colorful balloons, came to them, and handed a stack of tickets to everyone.

"A ticket to the haunted house?"

"Haunted house? Just right! Let's go play in a while." Qian Zheng said.

He lost face on the roller coaster and didn't take part in the second one.But seeing Gu Shanhai come out with his legs limp, he felt that he could do it again.

Isn't it a haunted house?The scary things inside are all fake, this time he must live up to it!

……

Inside the Painting League, Sheng Li handed the paper to the middle-aged woman.

"Where was your son last seen?"

"Went to an amusement park with friends and then went home separately. They said my son got into a car and disappeared. I don't remember the license plate number and the police are still looking for the taxi. I don't know if his friends Lied because they all disappeared. Their parents also reported the crime."

"Collective disappearance? Which playground?"

"Aries Playground."

"We will investigate." Sheng Li said.

Temporarily comforting the family members of the missing person, Sheng Li pinched his brows, opened his circle of friends, and posted a missing person notice.After refreshing, he saw a photo of Gu Shanhai and Pei Chengping.

In the background of the group photo, the colorful balloons in the hands of a clown each have a white sheep printed on them.

The Joker was standing behind the two of them, smiling at them.I don't know if it's because of the light, the smile looks a bit gloomy.

It's him?Sheng Li stared at the clown's face and recognized him.

He had met each other three years ago, when the clown was still an ordinary person with a good stable job and a happy family.But because of one incident, the other party awakened his natal spirit map and became a map master.Because ability is a rare useless figure, Sheng Li was particularly impressed by him.