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Chapter 33 The substitute has another cat so soon!

Because of this discovery, Gu Shanhai did not stay any longer.Say goodbye to Bao Dali and leave the Yujing community.

The big orange cat followed closely beside him, and was not put back into the cat bag, so he could only follow up on his own with its small thick legs.

Gu Shanhai was very angry, out of his friendship with the system for many years.He didn't tell Leopard Demon the clues he knew, but he felt that he needed to have a good talk with Big Orange Cat.

"System, when I first met you, the pattern on your head was completely different from what it is now." Gu Shanhai looked down at the big orange cat, and the "Chuan" pattern on the other's forehead has changed a lot from before. .

"It's time for you to confess now?"

Gu Shanhai clearly remembers the Chinese character "嗤" on the other person's forehead when they first met.

The memory is so deep that after experiencing several worlds, he still has a clear impression of each streak.

"Meow, poop shoveler, I can't walk anymore, hug me!" The big orange cat pretended to be stupid and deliberately cute, trying to avoid answering.But Gu Shanhai was telling the other party something very serious, so he didn't take that at all.

"Haven't you told the truth until now?" Gu Shanhai gritted his teeth, "System, why didn't you tell me your real identity? Your Royal Highness Demon Prince!" The pronunciation of the last few words was accentuated.

"Meow, because I have already run away from home, I don't plan to go back. It doesn't matter whether I am a prince or not." The big orange cat said with a guilty conscience, finally admitting its identity.

"Of course it's important! You are an aborigine of this plane." Gu Shanhai became angrier as he thought about it, "How stupid are you!"

"You shit shovel, you're stupid!"

"You are stupid!"

"Meow, you are stupid, you are living with the Son of Heaven, and you asked him to move away." The big orange cat frowned.

This sentence is too poignant.

Gu Shanhai became short of breath, arguing with the other party angrily. "You already belong to this world and have a legal identity. Even if you can't complete the commission, the world consciousness will not drive you out. You foolishly sent messages to Huadao, thinking you were taking advantage, and you still don't know that you were tricked! If it's not you, who is stupid?"

"I'm not stupid, you are the one who shovels shit!" The big orange cat bared its teeth and claws, and refused to admit that it was cheated. "You are a fool. If you want to be Pei Chengping's father, you will believe everything he says."

"Pingping has never lied to me, you are the only one who lied to me! The system, you liar!" Gu Shanhai argued.

"Meow, why didn't he lie to you? He said that Li Tianrui is not the ideal father candidate in his heart. You just believe it! Isn't he planning to accept Li Tianrui as his new father and abandon you? You are waiting for his matter to be resolved, and in a few days he will I even forgot who you are, will I come to you again? Shoveling shit, you are the most stupid!"

"Impossible! Pingping is so nice to me, it's impossible to leave me behind!" Gu Shanhai never knew that the system would say such annoying words, and the more he said it, the more urgent he said, "System, you will be angry with me! You will be kicked out of this world, and you will start to be passive and sabotage, and you only know how to eat, eat and sleep all day long, and the worst thing is, you think I can't be a mediocre father!"

"Meow, shit shoveler, I'm telling the truth! When you're with him, don't you think you're going to be someone else's father? You're almost as good as his son!"

"System! I'm angry!"

"Ben is also angry." The big orange cat and the other party confessed to each other, "Now that I think I eat too much, how is your appetite better than that of Meow? You are obviously greedy for Pei Chengping's cooking skills, and you are so greedy, but you are afraid of being exposed. The amount of food, you can only do it yourself!"

"System, I want to break up with you!"

"It was me who broke up with you first, meow!"

The big orange cat tore off the children's communication watch that he brought with him when he went out, and threw it in front of Gu Shanhai. With four fat short legs, he turned into a lightning bolt and ran away.

It was furry all over, but it didn't affect its speed at all, and it disappeared in front of Gu Shanhai's eyes in no time.

Gu Shanhai froze for a moment, and hurried to catch up.What he just said was angry.

It's not that he had quarreled with the system before, but the big orange cat never left in front of him.Sure enough, when they arrived at their own plane, the other party could go home and inherit the throne at any time, so they were no longer dependent on each other like before?

Gu Shanhai worries about gains and losses, and more is the fear of losing.But the big orange cat did not make a mistake in saying a word.When Pei Chengping came back to look for him, he was too passive.What if the other party can't remember him?

But the big orange cat ran too fast, and under the premise of not revealing his non-human identity, with his current physique as a fighting figure master, he couldn't catch up at all.I don't know if the system deliberately avoided him.

Gu Shanhai circled around a few times, calling out the name of the system, and rummaging through the surrounding grass. After searching for almost two hours, he couldn't find it.I can only go back to my residence to find a way.

What if the big orange cat comes home first?What if it is hungry?Gu Shanhai imagined the other party with a fat belly, waiting to be fed and asking for dried fish.When it left, it took nothing with it, not even the communication equipment.

Thinking of this, Gu Shanhai hastened his pace and rushed home.

The system is not an ordinary cat, it is a monster that knows its way home.Maybe he was already at home waiting for him to go back.If the other party didn't come home, he would have to find another way and post a cat hunting notice.

While rushing home at the fastest speed, Gu Shanhai looked around, looking for the figure of the big orange cat, and finally returned to Jinjiang Fuqiang Community, and saw a familiar figure from the back in the flower bed near his building.

A big orange cat with its back facing him is so conspicuous.Furry and chubby, so that Gu Shanhai saw each other at a glance.The heart hanging in the air can finally be let go.

"System!" he said happily.

The big orange cat heard the movement and turned to look at him.Turning around again, facing him with her ass.

"System, will you go home with me?" Gu Shanhai said softly.

The orange cat ignored him.

"Let's make up." Gu Shanhai took out the small dried fish, an invincible artifact.

The big orange cat smelled it, and finally turned around and walked towards him.A look of wanting to eat, but very wary of him, alert.

Gu Shanhai knew at a glance that the system was still angry.It's just that the dried fish is too fragrant.The big orange cat struggled for a while, but still came to his hand and bit the dried fish.

Gu Shanhai waited for this opportunity and hugged the cat.

The big orange cat bit the dried fish and did not let go.While eating, he struggled and writhed in his arms resistingly.I don't want to hug him at all.He quickly finished the dried fish in three or two mouthfuls, and the resistance became more intense.

"System, let's not hurt each other anymore, let's make up."

"Meow—" the big orange cat let out an annoyed cry.

Although it has fallen into Gu Shanhai's hands, it refuses to even say a word to him.

"System, don't ignore me. It's my fault, just talk about it." Gu Shanhai took the initiative to give in.He walked home with the heavy orange cat in his arms.Touching the fur of the cat in his arms, he gently comforted him.

The fourth floor is coming soon.When he reached the door of the house, Gu Shanhai suddenly stopped and his body became stiff.

Because he found that there was a big orange cat squatting at the door.

The color, body shape, and even the "Chuan" pattern on the forehead are exactly the same.Just looking in the mirror.

"System?" Gu Shanhai looked at the cat at the door, then at the big orange cat in his arms, and swallowed.He seems to have misunderstood the cat.

No wonder when the cat was catching it, it kept struggling, and he thought the system hadn't calmed down.

The big orange cat squatting at the door widened its eyes.It had already planned to forgive the shit shovel officer, but now it meowed in anger.

"Meow, shit shoveler, you've got a new cat so soon!"

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