I rely on emoticons to lower my intelligence

Gu Shanhai failed to change his title in the group to "Pingping's father" as he wished, and Pei Chengping changed him to Pingping's roommate.

Well, roommates are roommates, and they can be changed later.

Gu Shanhai joined the group and started to stir up trouble, ahem, to supervise the interaction between his future son and his friends.Those people in the group want to teach Pei Chengping bad every day, either to encourage him to fall in love early, or to lure him to the bar.No, there was someone @贝成平 the next night.

[Boss Pei, Shao Qian told us to go drink, shall we go? 】The people in the group asked.

【Not going! 】

[This time it's clear, let's drink and chat, come on~]

When Gu Shanhai saw the news, he secretly gritted his teeth.What happened to Qian Zheng?The zealous heart wants to bring down Pingping of his family all day long.

[Pingping doesn't go, he's with me. ] Gu Shanhai typed in the text.

【Just so you guys come together! 】

【No, we're already asleep and can't get out of bed. 】Gu Shanhai was completely unaware of what he said.

The crowd suddenly became quiet.

In just two days, Gu Shanhai found himself removed from the group suddenly.

"What happened?" he was surprised.

"The group said that you were driving too fast, for fear of spoiling the children."

"???"

Seeing Gu Shanhai's bewildered face, Pei Chengping tapped lightly on the painting to visualize the interface of his "Magpie Bridge Immortal".

Above is a chat log.

[This is not participating!Young Master Pei, are you a man? ] Someone spoke in the group.

[I know best whether he is a man or not. 】This is what Gu Shanhai said in reply to the other party.

【Put me out of the car! 】

[Boss, take care of your mountains and seas. 】X3

"So, I was removed from the group?" Gu Shanhai was both surprised and aggrieved.It's only been two days since he entered the other party's circle of friends, and he was kicked because he accidentally drove too fast?He obviously doesn't even have a driver's license.

Pitiful, helpless, wronged, all kinds of emotions are mixed together.But Pei Chengping still couldn't be moved.

Only 10 minutes after leaving, Gu Shanhai already missed the other party's circle of friends.

When Gu Shanhai was trying to join the group again, a conspiracy involving both him and Pei Chengping was happening.

In the extremely luxurious Li family's mansion, Li Zhirong was talking to his square-faced subordinates.

"Gu Shanhai helped Pei Chengping over and over again. He didn't know what was good or bad! Dare to be an enemy of my Li family? Show him some color." Li Zhirong threw the file recording Gu Shanhai's real estate information to Fang Face's subordinates and said angrily.

"He dares to take Pei Chengping to live with him, hum! Gu Shanhai lives on rent collection, so let's cut off his source of income first. You take more people there and have a good talk with his tenants so that no one dares to rent in the future." his house."

"Yes!"

The square-faced Tutu master picked up the file and summoned his staff to go.He is very efficient, he selects the target immediately, starting with Gu Shanhai's new tenant.Because the new tenant has no friendship with the landlord, it is the easiest to be persuaded.

"No. 28, Taiping East Road." He brought ten subordinates to the community near the Painting League.

Knock knock knock!

"Open the door, open the door!"

Knock knock knock!

Once at the door of the apartment, they knocked on the door aggressively.

"Gu Shanhai's tenant, open the door!"

After knocking more than ten times in a row, the square-faced Doutushi said viciously.From the window, they saw that the lights in the house were on, indicating that the tenant was at home.Hearing movement inside, they knocked harder on the door.

"What's the matter?" The door opened suddenly amidst their slapping.

Sheng Li was still wearing the uniform of the Painting League, and he wore a law enforcement medal on his chest.

He opened the door and saw Dou Tushi with a square face, and immediately recognized him.After all, with such a square face, Dou Tushi's features are so easy to remember.

"You belong to the Li family, Xiao Fang?" Through the logic of memory, Sheng Li even remembered the other party's surname. "You are standing around my door and knocking on my door. Do you have any objections to me?"

Seeing Shengli come out of the room, the group went dumb for an instant.

"Sheng, Team Sheng, you live here!" The square-faced Tutu master restrained his fierce look, forced a smile on his face, and forced a smile.In my heart, I scolded the person who organized this file a hundred and eighty times.

Although Sheng Li is a team leader, who doesn't know that the director of the Painting League is about to retire, and he is going to take over?

I saw Sheng using an expression that was more ferocious than theirs, looking at them and smiling. "I was approached by you just after we moved. I really can't be free for a moment. Tell me, what do you need to ask me? How about we go to the Painting League?"

"...No, no need. We know that the Sheng team has moved, so we came here to congratulate you on the housewarming." The square-faced artist reacted quickly, and took out a red envelope from the artist's badge. It was his second uncle's daughter who was getting married tomorrow. money.

As soon as the red envelope was taken out, Sheng Li's expression darkened.

"Xiao Fang, to put it more seriously, you call it bribery! It seems that I have to invite you to the Painting League today. What are you doing here? I seem to hear... Gu Shanhai?"

The law enforcement officer's insightful eyes swept across the group of people.Write down all their faces.

The square-faced Tutu Master put on a bitter face, quickly took back the red envelope, and said with a guilty conscience: "It's really just to come and see, if you don't accept it, Team Sheng, we'll leave."

"Wait, did I tell you to leave?"

I don't know who pushed him from behind, the square-faced Doutushi's knees softened, and with a bang, he knelt down before Sheng Li in front of everyone.

He said eagerly, "Isn't it almost the Mid-Autumn Festival? I wish you an early New Year in advance, Team Sheng."

"???" What's wrong?

Are you still not alright after being demoted by Gu Shanhai?

Gu Shanhai is so terrifying!

……

Luozhi Road, No. 302, Yujing Community, another team of Doutushi is in action.

"Old Fang is an idiot. He ran straight into Shengli's hands. We can't make the same mistake as him. The identity of this tenant has been found out clearly. He is a long-distance truck driver with no background and is not a map master. A few days ago I went out to deliver goods today, and I just came back today."

"It's Bao Dali!" The person next to him added, "He's a strong man. But no matter how strong ordinary people are, they can't compare with Doutu Shi. Threate him and tell him to move out quickly. It's not good to rent someone's house, you have to rent it." Gu Shanhai's."

After the group inquired about the tenant's background, they were immediately relieved.He rushed up to the third floor without panting.

"Bao Dali, open the door! Open the door—"

Almost at the same time as knocking on the door, the door opened from the inside.

Bao Dali was carrying a bag of trash in his hand, as if he was about to go out and throw it away.Seeing so many people standing at the door, I was taken aback, and said alertly: "Who are you? Why are you standing in front of my house?"

"Bao Dali, your landlord, Gu Shanhai, has offended someone, and you are restricted to move out tomorrow, and you are not allowed to rent his house again. Otherwise, don't blame us for not warning you in advance, just wait to be in bad luck with him!"

"Huh? Who did he offend?" Driver Bao asked.Having said that, everyone was obviously relieved by his expression.

"Don't ask too much, be careful of your life!"

"Oh." Driver Bao nodded and stopped talking.His eyes never moved away from the painter's badges worn on the chests of these people.After weighing each other's strengths, they made the right choice.

Quite interesting!Everyone thought contemptuously.So what if Bao Dali is strong and muscular?Ordinary people are ordinary people, and when they meet Dou Tushi, they will be discouraged.But this is also a normal reaction.

Two more words of warning came out of his mouth.Seeing that Bao Dali didn't even dare to reply.They left immediately satisfied.Complete the task and plan to go to the next one.

Not long after they left the community, a civet cat caught up with them in the blind spot of monitoring.

Ah—the screams followed.

Ten minutes later, these people completely disappeared from this world.

Cihuamao bypassed the monitoring and left without a sound.

The Li family, Li Zhirong—the leopard demon hiding among the humans, has obtained the information he wants.

He has to tell Gu Shanhai immediately!

……

No. 408, Fuqiang Community, Jinjiang, is only three neighbors away from where Gu Shanhai lives.

The third team of the Li family found Gu Shanhai's tenant.

"No. 408 only lives in a single female teacher from a training institution. Our task is very easy! It's so dark? The lights in the corridor are not on—here we are!" said the team leader.

Ding dong!They rang the doorbell, but did not knock loudly, so as not to alert Gu Shanhai of what they were doing in advance.

Creaking, the door slowly opened.The cold black ink floated out.

It was not a female teacher who opened the door, but a little girl in red.

"Didn't you say there was only one female teacher? How come there are still children? Listen up, move out quickly! Gu Shanhai has offended someone. If you don't want to be unlucky with him, move out immediately!"

Hee hee hee--

The girl hugged her baby and smiled sweetly at them, not listening to them seriously at all.

"What about your elders?"

The little girl is still laughing.

A small black hand stretched out from the swaddle.

The team leader finally saw the baby's appearance clearly.

"Ghost! There are ghosts!" He only hated his parents for having short legs.

The screams of ghosts and wolves also alarmed the landlord who lived in No. 404.

Gu Shanhai rubbed his eyes and opened the door.I saw a group of Dou Tu masters in black suits running out from the end of the corridor screaming and screaming, passing by his door without stopping.

"what's the situation?"

When Gu Shanhai was wondering, Sister Meng came out of the room and walked slowly in front of Gu Shanhai.

"Mr. Gu, these people want me to move away. Who have you messed with recently? Do you need help?" Sister Meng asked with concern.

Gu Shanhai noticed the other person's expression, he was more tired than when he saw him last time.A red shadow flashed through the crack of the door at the end of the corridor.He sighed secretly.

"Sister Meng, thank you. You can live in peace and don't bother with them." Gu Shanhai apologized, "I will figure out what's going on."

"Mr. Gu—" Sister Meng raised her head, her eyes hidden behind the gold-rimmed glasses concealed her emotional fluctuations.

"Those people seem to belong to the Li family."

Gu Shanhai looked at the other party unexpectedly. He didn't expect that Sister Meng would know the Li family's thugs.

But after Sister Meng finished speaking, she didn't want to say any more, looking very tired.

After watching Sister Meng go back to the house, Gu Shanguan closed the anti-theft door of his own house.

Someone contacted him with "Magpie Bridge Immortal"—it was Shengli, the enforcer of the Painting League.

[Gu Shanhai, the Painting League is dealing with the Li family's complaint about harassing your tenant, and has ordered rectification.Please be safe in the near future. 】

"It's the Li family again, who complained to the Painting League?" Gu Shanhai was surprised.However, with the intervention of the Painting League in this matter, he couldn't use secret means to deal with the brothers.

Gu Shanhai politely replied to Sheng Li in "Magpie Bridge Fairy", and his cell phone started ringing.

Usually no one contacted him, but today we got together.

The note displayed on the phone screen is Bao Dali.

As soon as Gu Shanhai saw the other party's name, he pressed the answer button, and a familiar voice came from the other end.

"Mr. Gu, I'm back."

Gu Shanhai didn't expect the other party to come back so soon.

The leopard demon sent away all the monsters rescued from the laboratory by running a long distance a few days ago.Speaking of sending them back to the kingdom of the king, he thought that they would not be able to return within ten days and half a month.

So the base camp of monsters is so close to them?

Gu Shanhai didn't delve into this issue, and the other party's words came over the phone.

"A group of Doutu masters came today and asked me to move out tomorrow. Mr. Gu, you have offended Li Zhirong."

"It turned out to be Li Zhirong!" Without this phone call, Gu Shanhai would still be guessing who among the Li family brothers was threatening his tenant with such despicable means.

"Mr. Gu, can I see you?" Leopard Demon asked.He has something important to talk about on the phone.

"Okay, I..." Let's go.Gu Shanhai suddenly heard the sound of the study door opening, and changed his words, "I'll go find you tomorrow morning."

He hung up the phone and saw Pei Chengping walk out of the study.

"What happened outside just now?"

"It was Li Zhirong who sent people to harass my tenant. But the Art League intervened, and everything is fine now," Gu Shanhai said.

"Li Zhirong?" Pei Chengping frowned.He walked to Gu Shanhai's side, and patted Gu Shanhai on the shoulder reassuringly, "Don't worry, I have a way to deal with him."

"What way?" Gu Shanhai suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Gu Shanhai, I found a new adoptive father. His surname is Li. He is the father of the Li brothers."