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Chapter 26 Happy New Year!Are they growing too fast? ...

After Pei Chengping hung up the phone, Gu Shanhai was surprised.what happened?

"Pingping, are you not going?" It was too sudden.

"No!" Pei Chengping said firmly.

But just now the other party obviously wanted to go, this change is too fast, right?

Gu Shanhai couldn't figure it out.There was a hint of doubt in his eyes, and he said hesitantly, "Don't tell me you want to wait for me to go back to the room, and then run to play alone?"

Woohoo, dad is not allowed!

The embankment of a thousand miles collapsed in an ant's nest!These bad boys outside want to bring Pei Chengping down.

He accepted the commission of Hua Dao, and wanted to train the other party to be a good person.How can you go out in the middle of the night at a young age and drink and fool around with people?

Isn't it good to draw ink girls at home?

Is it because studying is too boring, or is it because Gu Shanhai can't lift a knife anymore?

There is also a big orange cat at home for each other.Isn't petting a cat fun?

Gu Shanhai glanced at the big orange cat lying on the sofa. It was sleeping soundly with its belly up, its eyes crooked and its mouth slanted, and it looked very ugly.

Immediately, Gu Shanhai was agitated by its slovenly image and averted his gaze.

Someone else's cat.His cat.A comparison chart came to mind.

The picture is too strong.

It's time for the system to reflect.Let's halve the dried fish tomorrow.

With the friends Pei Chengping makes, if he can ask him out for the first time, he can ask him out for the second time.Gu Shanhai was worried.

He looked at each other with piercing eyes. "What's the name of the person on the phone? What does it look like? Which bar are you meeting?"

Pei Chengping had already put on his shoes to go out, but now he changed back to slippers.

"What are you asking so much for?" He gave Gu Shanhai a fierce look, and turned off the phone directly. "I won't go out tonight. I won't take you out to play, give up!"

"Huh? Wait, what did you misunderstand? I don't want to play, but to do business."

Watching Pei Chengping was his business.Gu Shanhai said seriously.

Pei Chengping sat back on the sofa.Because of the phone call, both of them fell asleep.

Only the big orange cat slept soundly.In a daze, she turned over and rolled to Pei Chengping's side. She stretched her legs as if no one was there, and her two fat hind feet rested on Pei Chengping's legs.It's like keeping him and not letting him go.

Well done!

Gu Shanhai decided to feed the dried fish tomorrow as usual, instead of halving it.

The big orange cat doesn't know anything.while it sleeps.The shit-shoveling officer even planned to cut its rations harshly.

Although Pei Chengping clearly wasn't going out, he even turned off his cell phone.But between painters, the communication is all "Magpie Bridge Immortal"!

"Pingping, he can't get through to your phone. Will he catch up with "Magpie Bridge Fairy" and ask why you missed the appointment?" Gu Shanhai worried.

"He's not a Dou Tushi." Pei Chengping said.

Gu Shanhai felt relieved now.

It's not Doutushi, ordinary people can't get in touch once their mobile phones are turned off, that's great!

He leaned over and touched the big orange cat's belly, trying to get close to Pei Chengping.Come to a heart-to-heart talk between father and son.

"Pingping, do you often go to bars?"

Pei Chengping shook his head, "I wanted to see it. But...forget it!"

That means you haven't been there?Gu Shanhai was happy.

His excessive hospitality and inquiring about the bar made Pei Chengping unhappy.

"I'm not going, and neither are you. You can't even be curious." Pei Chengping said viciously.

"I'm not curious!" Gu Shanhai assured.

If Pei Chengping didn't want to go, he wouldn't care.

Wait, he is obviously worried about the education of his adopted son in the future, why does he feel that he has been educated by his strict father?

As soon as Gu Shanhai looked up, he saw Pei Chengping's fierce eyes.

terrible!

"Go back to sleep." Pei Chengping's tone was so fierce that he was afraid.

Gu Shanhai asked tremblingly, "What about you?"

"See you enter the room, I'll go to rest again." Pei Chengping moved the big orange cat's little feet and stood up from the sofa. "No one is allowed to go out today. Forget it, I don't worry about your curiosity. I will sleep with you tonight."

"???" Gu Shanhai was shocked.

Are they growing too fast?

He thought he was a man of action.Now it turns out that Pei Chengping is the one!

At this rate, will they soon be able to develop a relationship and live a life of loving father and son?

Gu Shanhai immediately agreed, but regretted it as soon as he agreed.

In such a hot day, I don't know what Pei Chengping is worried about.He insisted on using a quilt to wrap him into a big rice dumpling.Wrapping around his waist from behind, he didn't let go all night.

It's completely different from what he imagined!

He had prepared a lot of very educational bedtime stories, which he planned to tell Pei Chengping.

For example, in a race between the tortoise and the hare, if you are lazy, you will be overtaken by others.For example, a crow drinks water, and with its own efforts, it finally drinks the water in the bottle.

He used to look for fables and stories that inspired people to work hard, but now it seems that his own positive guidance is not enough.Looking back, I want to find some short stories about making bad friends by mistake and ending up miserable.

Why don't you talk about "The Three Moves of Mencius's Mother" first?Gu Shanhai searched in his mind for a long time, and finally came up with an answer to the question.

But when he was about to speak, he shut up.In case Pei Chengping heard his story.Immediately move away from his residence, the loss outweighs the gain.

Gu Shanhai struggled for a long time, but in the end he didn't tell a single story because Pei Chengping fell asleep.

He closed his eyes, his sensitive ears caught Pei Chengping's even breathing, and gradually became unconscious and fell asleep.

When Gu Shanhai opened his eyes, it was already dawn.There was no hand around his waist tightly, Gu Shanhai twisted, kicked the thick quilt wrapped around his body under his feet, and finally got out.

Feeling the weight beside him, he turned over and looked at the other person, wanting to have a face-to-face contact.What came into view was an enlarged cat's face.

"Meow! Shit shoveler, you're awake!" The big orange cat sat heavily on the mattress with its paws in its mouth.It takes up a lot of beds.

"why you?"

"Meow, shit shovel, are you disappointed to see me? You have no conscience!" the big orange cat howled, "How could you let him sleep in your room?"

"Because he and I are monitoring each other." Gu Shanhai rolled his eyes and said contemptuously: "System, when you were sleeping soundly yesterday, Pei Chengping was almost invited to the bar by a friend."

But this time the big orange cat didn't praise him for being great, but rolled all over the bed, playing a rogue.

"Meow. Shit shovel, I don't care. You let Pei Chengping sleep in your room, but you refuse to let me into your bedroom at night. You are treating me differently! Why can't I enjoy this kind of treatment? You have changed, you shit shoveler." It wasn't like this before."

This sentence was so familiar, Gu Shanhai remembered the voice on the phone yesterday, saying the same sentence.

"System, you have your own exclusive room. Sober up! Don't you have a point for your size? You still like to sleep on the quilt. I can't breathe when you press on the quilt. What are you thinking?" Kill me!"

The cat has been disguised for a long time, and the system doesn't even remember that it is a monster.

"Meow--" the little cat felt guilty. "But shit shoveler, you're not human, you don't need to breathe." It caught the blind spot.

Gu Shanhai said expressionlessly: "I don't need to breathe, but I can feel the weight. System, you are the unbearable weight in my life."

He brutally told the truth.

The big orange cat choked with tears.

Gu Shanhai said softly, "System, I have a remedy. From now on, eat less bags of dried fish every day."

The little cat refused. "Meow, excrement shoveler, I thought about it carefully, and the cat's litter sleeps well, so I won't bother you. But the number of small fish can't be reduced, even if there is one less."

Gu Shanhai nodded.

One person and one cat reached an agreement, and they reconciled as before.

"Shit shoveler, you can't get too close to Pei Chengping, or you will be exposed." The big orange cat meowed.It watched the opponent's sleeping posture for a while, and saw a lot of flaws.

"On such a hot day, you are wrapped in a quilt, and you don't have a drop of sweat on your body." Its furry paws rested on Gu Shanhai's hand, "Your hand is also cold. You know, you are sleeping Sometimes, you can stay still all night, and your breathing is so light that you can barely feel it. Don't get too close, or you will sooner or later reveal your inhuman identity in front of Pei Chengping!"

Sweat suddenly broke out on Gu Shanhai's forehead.

"I get it. It's my own body, and it will fit right in and adapt to the world."

"Meow, reward me with a bag of dried fish!"

"Impossible." Gu Shanhai ruthlessly rejected Big Orange Cat's wishful thinking.

Because of the fright, Gu Shanhai's body temperature rose, his cheeks flushed, and he was closer to a normal person.

Whispering with the big orange cat in the bedroom for a long time, wasting time, when he opened the door, he found that Pei Chengping was already in the kitchen, trying to use the ink girl he had drawn to help him make breakfast.

I don't know if the program is not set properly, but there is a strange smell coming out of the kitchen.

When Gu Shanhai sat down, Pei Chengping brought the soup that smelled of traditional Chinese medicine to him.

"...What is this?" Gu Shanhai thought it was a failure made by Mo Nu, but later found out that Pei Chengping boiled the bowl himself.

"Your hands are very cold, and when you fall asleep, you breathe very lightly, and you don't sweat much," Pei Chengping said.

Every time he said something, Gu Shanhai's body stiffened.Could it be that the system really hit it off, that Pei Chengping was going to find out his identity?

"I know an elder who also has these problems." Pei Chengping pushed the medicinal food in front of Gu Shanhai. "Although it smells strange. But this medicinal diet is not bad."

He also served himself a bowl.Sitting opposite Gu Shanhai.Look at this posture, ready to eat with each other.

Gu Shanhai took a spoonful and frowned before putting it in his mouth.But when he really tasted the taste of medicinal food, his eyebrows relaxed.The other party even cooked the medicinal food very well.As expected of his future son!

Isn't Pei Chengping an orphan?Is this elder still around?

Gu Shanhai felt that the other party's tone when referring to this elder was different from others.

"Who is he?" Gu Shanhai couldn't help asking.

"My adoptive father." Pei Chengping replied.

It really was Pei Huajun.Gu Shanhai recalled the other party's information in his mind.

He is not in good health, but he is very persistent in adopting Pei Chengping. He is also Pei Chengping's adoptive father and biggest competitor.

If it is not confirmed that the two are not related by blood, they just have the same surname Pei.

I thought the two were father and son, but it seems that many people in the outside world have guessed so.

Gu Shanhai's fighting spirit was high.The previous fathers successfully adopted Pei Chengping.It doesn't make sense that he can't compete with the opponent!

This Mr. Pei Hua, if there is a chance, Gu Shanhai would like to observe secretly.

Intuition told him that this person was not simple.

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