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Gu Shanhai wanted to strangle the other party to death.This leopard demon has a grudge against him, right?

The last time he showed his true form in the city center, he blocked Pei Chengping at the entrance of the ink pot shopping mall and almost had an accident, which aroused the dissatisfaction of the world consciousness towards him.

Fortunately, he asked one more question this time, otherwise he wouldn't even know that the other party had killed Pei Chengping!

If something happens to the Son of Heaven in this world, both he and the system will be expelled from the country, and no other world is willing to take them in... Wait, the system has been recruited, and even if the entrustment fails, the other party can stay.In other words, Gu Shanhai was the only one who was expelled?

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Thinking about it this way made it even worse, Gu Shanhai couldn't stop his murderous aura.

The leopard demon's neck was severely strangled, his face was bluish-purple, his ears and tail protruded uncontrollably, showing a semi-monster form.After being demonized, his physique instantly increased dozens of times, but even so, the leopard demon still couldn't break free from Gu Shanhai's grip.His landlord obviously looked innocent and harmless, but his slender and white fingers were harder than steel plates, and they couldn't be broken at all.

The leopard demon's sharp nails were also exposed in the struggle, but he didn't dare to scratch Gu Shanhai, for fear of sparking conflicts between them.

The dangerous aura emanating from the landlord was quickly draining his spirit.The leopard demon felt desperate that even if he did it himself, he couldn't hurt the other party.It was a fear born from the deepest part of the soul.

"Meow! It's too much!" The big orange cat was thrown to the ground by Gu Shanhai, relying on its natural sense of balance to land firmly on its four paws, it was still dazed by the fall, shaking its head.

The leopard demon suddenly had hope in his heart, and desperately asked the other party for help with his eyes.

But his kind, just now they sympathized with him and were willing to help him, but now they have no intention of stopping Gu Shanhai at all.Instead, he arched his body and assumed an offensive posture towards him.

"Meow, don't let it ruin our business any more, eat it!" The big orange cat had a salivating expression on its furry face, and unconsciously licked its mouth.

The leopard demon was stunned for a moment.

Gu Shanhai also swallowed.The system is indeed his partner for many years, they thought of going together.

Braised, grilled, steamed...

The recipes in my mind are flipping.

"I want it to have four legs, meow, and a tail." The big orange cat was the first to talk about the parts he wanted to eat, and greedily took all the delicious food.Its fat, furry paws rested on the leopard demon's legs, stretching out its nails and scratching silently.

"No! I will give you two front legs at most, and I will give you the rest." Gu Shanhai retorted.He freed up a hand and squeezed the strong man's wrist.It seems to be fighting, and it seems to be discussing where to start cutting.

One person and one cat stared at the leopard monster with murderous expressions, scanning back and forth across its body.The leopard demon's fur exploded in fright.

Are they serious?

But before they could make a move, they started arguing themselves.

"Meow, three legs, no less." The big orange cat bargained.

"System, you are too greedy to eat so much! No way!" Gu Shanhai refused to budge.

"Meow, this is a reasonable request. It's my kind, and it's making me die, so you have to eat more."

"I'll give you half a kidney at most."

"I have to divide it in half, no less."

The leopard demon was pinched and rolled his eyes. As the same kind, wouldn't the other party's conscience hurt?

As a big monster, he didn't hurt the landlord at first, thinking he was a good monster, but when he wanted to hurt the other party, he found sadly that he became the meat on the other party's chopping board.

"Okay, cut from the middle. The upper body is yours." After some bargaining, Gu Shanhai compromised with his little friend.

But Orange Cat is still dissatisfied and dissatisfied with the distribution.

"I want the hind legs and tail, the second half is for me, meow!"

"No, I want hind legs and tail too."

"Then chop it off from the head, and split it in half."

"make a deal!"

The two sides reached a consensus, and Gu Shanhai and Jumao became close partners again.

The leopard demon was trembling and cold. Listen, is this what the same kind said?

When will their Yaozu stand up and overthrow the bad habit of cannibalism?

"I won't bother Pei...Cheng Ping, don't...let...let me go." The leopard demon compromised.

With a strong desire to survive, it rolled up a white shopping bag with its tail and raised a white flag to surrender to one person and one cat.

The white shopping bag hung on its raised tail and waved it a dozen times.Gu Shanhai reluctantly let go.

"But I still think that eating you can solve the trouble better and eliminate hidden dangers from the source."

The leopard demon took a big gulp of fresh air, feeling like he was alive again, but the danger hadn't been lifted yet.It coughed and explained that it wanted to keep its leopard flesh under the mouths of one person and one cat.

"I didn't know that he had something to do with you... now that I know, I don't dare! Ahem——If Mr. Gu doesn't believe it, you can supervise me. I just want to save my companions. When I rescue them, I will listen to Mr. Gu's orders from now on." Commander, to do something for you, even if it means asking me to run errands, give me a chance!"

Gu Shanhai's murderous intent subsided.

"Do something for me?" His tone was obviously loose.

The leopard demon nodded quickly, "I will work hard for you, be your employee, and work for you for the rest of my life! Just let me go." In this way, you won't be remembered as a leopard again, right?

Gu Shanhai looked at the other party and frowned slightly, "Then you don't want to pay the rent in the future?"

"???" Leopard Demon had a question mark on his face.

Gu Shanhai continued, with a suspicious look on his face: "Do you want to rely on me and ask me to support you for the rest of your life? I seem to be at a loss!"

The leopard demon is sad and angry, what kind of brain circuit is this?He is a big monster, and he is giving his life to the other party. How many forces can't ask for this kind of treatment?The other party still felt guilty.

The leopard demon doesn't know that in Gu Shanhai's concept, a lifetime is very long, as long as he is willing, it even means eternal life.

"Are you taking advantage of me?" Gu Shanhai was not happy.

"I don't want a salary, and I pay the rent."

"Oh, so that's the case, then it's all right, let's sign the deed of sale." Gu Shanhai's attitude changed quickly, and he looked at the other party with a pleasing expression.

"!" Leopard Demon leaned back, he had met a black-hearted boss.

Fortunately, Gu Shanhai didn't intend to let him trade his whole life for a chance of survival.

"Bao Dali, you don't need to work for me all your life, just give me a few years, and my commission should be completed."

The leopard demon didn't dare to inquire what commission the other party had accepted.His landlord, Gu Shanhai, is such a powerful person, does he still need to work for someone else?He even suspected that the other party was not human at all.

Gu Shanhai drew up the contract, after the leopard demon signed it with his spiritual power.Completely regard the other party as their own.

With the shackles of the contract, the other party could not do anything to Pei Chengping, and had to do their best to ensure Pei Chengping's safety.Compared with the most important content, other terms are incidental.

After signing the contract, the leopard demon breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that his life was saved.

He shivered and asked the doubts in his heart.

"Just now, did you really want to eat me?"

The big orange cat wiped the drool from its mouth, and meowed: "How is it possible? We are the same kind!"

Gu Shanhai also smiled and said: "Yes, the leopard is so cute, how can you eat it? Besides, the meat quality is not good! It's too bad for your teeth."

"Hahahaha——" Amidst the laughter of one person and one cat, the leopard demon secretly closed its ears and tail, making itself more like a human being.