I rely on emoticons to lower my intelligence

"I'm so stupid, really!" Gu Shanhai's eyes were empty, it was obviously a good start, why did it develop into such a result?

He lost such a big son.

He lost contact with Pei Chengping!

Gu Shanhai grabbed the phone and stared at the screen for a long time.

The mobile phone is dual-card dual-standby, and he put his own mobile phone card into it when he came out of the Painting League.But unfortunately, it has been several days, neither he nor Pei Chengping's number has received a call.

If it wasn't for Pei Chengping's withdrawn personality and no friends.Then when the other party communicated with others, they used the "Magpie Bridge Immortal" dedicated to Dou Tushi.

This painting was drawn thousands of years ago by Hua Shengtao Fengyun, so that Dou Tu masters can avoid the trouble of distance and realize mutual communication thousands of miles away.The mobile communication function used by ordinary people now refers to the effect of this work.

Thousands of years ago, the new things that appeared in the era of one emperor and three saints still affect the lives of modern fighters.

For example, "Magpie Bridge Immortal", or emoticons.

Gu Shanhai awakened his natal spirit map by relying on emojis, and only after he became an artist did he understand why there are Dou Tu masters, who can earn money for a lifetime with a single natal spirit map.

Because it is too difficult to practice in this era.

Obviously it is the era of information explosion, some people become popular overnight, and easily achieve the most difficult prerequisite for the ancient map master to advance to become a painting master, "No one in the world knows the king".

But the master of painting in this world is already the top powerhouse.There has not been a painting master above the painting king in hundreds of years.

We must know that in ancient times, the top schools of Dou Tushi, the six major painting academies, had to be deaned by Hua Zun.

How can modern society be the cradle for cultivating painting masters when it can't even produce painting masters?

At this time, Gu Shanhai clearly realized that the hardships of cultivation in the Dharma-ending era, and the growth of cultivation base was too slow.

The world formed by the principles of painting is no longer suitable for the survival of Dou Tushi.

With the development of science and technology, the gap between Doutu masters and ordinary people has become less and less obvious.Ability can be replaced by technology, so Dou Tushi is no longer a fairy in the eyes of ordinary people, and low-level Dou Tushi with insufficient ability is naturally no longer so feared by people.

Vicious circle, most of the Dou Tu masters seem to be satisfied with the status quo.In the impetuous present, there are fewer and fewer people who work hard to study painting skills.

In Gu Shanhai's eyes, many Dou Tu masters are unqualified, relying on emoticons to take a shortcut to awakening, and their level is not even as good as that of apprentice painters.

A painter is a person who has the heart of painting but has not awakened the spiritual map of his life.They have been admitted to the painting academy since they were young, and practice the basic skills of painting day after day, trying to make themselves recognized by the paintings.

However, the concept of a painter seems to have disappeared in the long river of history. In the eyes of others, there is only the difference between ordinary people and Tutu masters.

"System, after three days of cultivation, my cultivation is only enough to maintain "Magpie Bridge Immortal"!" Gu Shanhai wailed while hugging the big orange cat.

This is equivalent to a programmer who only has a low-configuration computer in his hand. After logging in to the chat tool, it is difficult to open another web page.

He should be fortunate that the natal spirit map is a passive skill, and the consumption of cultivation base can be ignored.Otherwise, the person who was sent to the ambulance that day was not the Li family brother, but his entrusted target.

Speaking of his emoji, Gu Shanhai still hasn't figured out why his awakened natal spirit map is [Great Jiangzhi Halo.jpg]?

"At that time, I was only thinking about protecting Pei Chengping, and I never thought about IQ-related matters." Gu Shanhai pinched the furry paw of the orange cat and asked the other party, "System, is it scolding me in disguise? I am Didn't it despise it?"

This is the conclusion he came to after thinking for a few days.

Because he let go of the Leopard Demon and put the Son of Heaven in danger.

"Meow! Shit shoveler, I'll analyze it for you. Li Zhirong said in public that he wanted to kill the Son of Heaven, did you think he was stupid at the time?"

Gu Shanhai nodded immediately, and echoed: "Yes, let's not talk about it in front of the law enforcement officers of the Painting League. He actually said in front of me that he wanted to destroy my entrustment. How could he succeed?"

"Meow! That's right. Later, he was trampled by the leopard demon, and he still breathed a sigh of relief. If Li Zhiyi didn't rush to stop the bleeding, he ran out to avenge him. Did you roll your eyes at that time!"

"I guess there is?" Gu Shanhai asked uncertainly.

"Meow, yes, I've seen it all!" the big orange cat vowed.

"So subconsciously, I feel that they are not very smart, and they are captured by the painting, and automatically generate the natal spirit map?"

"Meow! That's it!" The big orange cat wagged its tail contentedly.

"But the system, I think something is wrong." Gu Shanhai looked puzzled.He always felt that something was weird.

The big orange cat took the initiative to lie on Gu Shanhai's lap, rubbing his clothes.

"Meow, shit shoveler, as long as the natal spirit map is easy to use, don't think too much, we have to look forward!"

Its flattering appearance is different from before.

Gu Shanhai grabbed the soft flesh on the back of the cat's neck, lifted the big orange cat up, and the eyes of one person and one cat were even.

"System, why are you speaking for the world consciousness! Did you take its benefits?" Gu Shanhai grabbed the big orange cat and shook it, getting along with so many worlds.How could the big orange cat hide his petty thoughts from him?He immediately noticed that the other party turned his head guiltily.

"System, you've changed, and you're fooling me!" Gu Shanhai was distraught, and grabbed the cat's neck with both hands, "Say! What kind of benefits did you take from it, you actually eat alone!"

"Meow meow! It promises that as long as I convey it well, it will let me stay in this world. Even if your entrustment fails, you will not drive me away!"

"What!" Gu Shanhai was so shocked that he loosened his hands, but immediately held down the big orange cat to prevent it from running away.

"System, you traitor! It's over between us, we are no longer on the same front, we can't go back, our friendship is over!"

Gu Shanhai picked up the big orange cat, carried it all the way to the door, and opened the door to throw it outside.

Outside the door, a five or six-year-old girl with double ponytails happened to be standing in front of Gu Shanhai's door, and she heard the movement and looked over.Face to face with them.

"Meow!" The big orange cat struggled and wailed in Gu Shanhai's hands.The shrill cry won countless sympathies.

"Uncle, are you going to abandon the cat?" The little girl's clear eyes met Gu Shanhai's.

She is wearing a beautiful red dress and holding a doll in her arms.Because the cat meowed so badly, sympathy appeared in her eyes, "Uncle, don't you want a kitten? It's so pitiful!"

"Cough, no need." Gu Shanhai withdrew his hand, and he carried the orange cat back from the door.However, Gu Shanhai still held it and did not let go, and did not intend to let go of it.

The little girl looked at one person and one cat suspiciously.

Gu Shanhai explained: "The cat did something bad, and uncle is teaching it a lesson!"

"Uncle, how are you going to teach me a lesson? Do you want to hit Mao Mao?" The little girl said in horror, with tears in her eyes.

"Meow!" Shit shoveler, even the little girl can't bear to see your atrocities, let go of this cat quickly.

"No!" Gu Shanhai snorted, expressionless.He is still angry!The traitor!

Gu Shanhai turned around and went from the kitchen, took out the cutting board and kitchen knife, and put them in front of the open door, so that the little girl could see him operate them.

He concretized a chicken paw by finishing his eyes, and pressed the big orange cat's head beside him, watching him chop the chicken paw into small pieces.

"Do you know you're wrong? Do you dare next time? Dare you!"

"Meow—" the orange cat trembled.

As soon as Gu Shanhai let go, it scurried under the sofa, revealing a cat's head, observing furtively.

"Okay, it doesn't dare." Gu Shanhai stood up, clapped his hands, and translated cat language to the little girl.

The beautiful little girl with twin ponytails smiled through tears. She looked down at the chicken feet chopped up by Gu Shanhai, swallowed, and stuffed a finger into her mouth.

"Uncle, have you heard a word?"

"What?" Gu Shanhai asked.

"Don't throw away the chopped chicken feet, the kids next door will cry."

"Meow?" The big orange cat poked its head out from under the sofa.Seeing the little girl happily pack the chicken feet away.

"Meow, strange human being." The orange cat tilted its head.

Gu Shanguan closed the door, picked it up again, put it in his arms and stroked the smooth hair, "Didn't you notice? She is Mo Nu."

Mo Nu is not a human being, but a woman who has been visualized in paintings. It was originally drawn by a painter who missed his dead wife.Later, it evolved into a tool man who takes care of Dou Tushi's daily life, and retracts it into the painting when not in use.

Because it is a complete system, it is highly anthropomorphic and requires little cultivation. Even a newly awakened painter can try to copy and draw them.Usually feed ink pills to replenish ink for the paintings where the ink girl lives.

"Meow, so she is greedy for your ink, and the cultivation you used when you concretized?" The big orange cat understood.After all, the chicken feet are not real, they are still under its nose, chopped into pieces, how can a normal person be greedy for a ball of ink?

Gu Shanhai nodded, recalling the appearance of the little girl, such a young child is loved by his parents, carefree age, and has been carefully cared for and groomed.

"This is not an ordinary Mo girl. It may be drawn according to the appearance of a relative. The artist who drew her must have put his heart into it." Gu Shanhai guessed.It's just that the opponent's cultivation base doesn't seem to be enough.Look at the child greedy.

"Meow, shit shoveler, you are already a map master, can you also summon Mo Nu?"

"Of course!" Gu Shanhai said proudly.Many painters are limited in level and are stuck at the level of copying Mo Nutu. His painting skills are superb, but these problems do not exist.

"Meow! Shit shoveler, hurry up and call someone out!" The orange cat, eager to enjoy himself, urged.It has an itchy head and needs to be petted.

Gu Shanhai ignored the other party, as if he couldn't see what the big orange cat was thinking?He is still angry!

"You want me to expend my cultivation to serve your uncle cat, dreaming?" Gu Shanhai took out four cat foot covers from the painter's badge, and the soles of the shoes were made into rags.

The advantage of modern society is that as long as you want, you can buy it.

Gu Shanhai forced the big orange cat, put a rag on its feet, put it on the floor with a confused face, and urged it to wipe the floor.

"It's time to do something for the family, work hard! Otherwise, the little fish will be gone today."

"Meow meow meow?"

Shit shovel, how can you bear it?

Meow, I paid too much for this family!