A Guide to Depravity

"Hello, everyone, I'm Sanshanban, the up master you haven't seen for a long time. Happy New Year, I wish you all a prosperous and happy new year." Fei Ning applauded himself after speaking, as a pigeon up master , the winter vacation was as quiet as a chicken, and after these two days of leisure, I finally remembered that I still have a group of fans.

This year's Lantern Festival falls on Friday, and Lantern Festival is not a legal holiday. Fei Ning broadcast live in the afternoon. The live broadcast has just started, and the number of fans entering the live broadcast room is much less than usual, only a few thousand.

The Doubanjiangs were still very supportive, and Fei Ning had a "Happy New Year" before he finished speaking.

Then began the elegant comment on the pigeon fine blogger.

-Ah ah ah ah grandma, the blogger you follow has finally been updated

-Happy New Year is Happy New Year, first tell me what you did without updating for a month [smile emoji]

- I just unfollowed and saw the live broadcast reminder, I didn't even click to re-follow and came in

- Sisters, hit the three pigeons on the public screen! ! ! !

Fei Ning’s videos and live broadcasts are relatively free-wheeling. When he’s happy, he can do it seven days a week. When he’s depressed, he often doesn’t see anyone for a week and a half. Only the occasional photos show that the blogger is still alive. OKIt's a bit embarrassing to say it in the face of these tricks, but Fei Ning is indeed immune to it.

"It's a new year, I'm glad to see that you are still here, let me check the time," Fei Ning glanced at the lower left corner of the screen, "It's 02:30 now, I'm going out for dinner later, so I'll only broadcast live until 05:30 Around [-]."

There was another wail in the barrage in an instant.

"I will broadcast live again in two days, and I will give you a surprise then." Fei Ning wants to make some changes and breakthroughs in this field after the year, and has new plans in his heart, but they have not yet been fully implemented.

-What a surprise ╰(*°▽°*)╯

- Please correct your status as the UP master, I want you to update it every day!

- surprise surprise surprise

- it's not a shock, is it? ? ?

-Don't talk nonsense before, you should be satisfied when you hear that it can be updated

- two days? (whispers) It won't be two years, will it?

"It's a surprise. I'm telling you now that there will be no surprises. I'll find out in two days. Don't worry." Fei Ning adjusted the position of Mai, and continued, "Today's arrangement is to play two games first, and I'll wait a while. Another friend came over to chat."

- What kind of friend Shan Bao actually has friends, why doesn't my mother know

- Who's chatting with friends over here?

-Are you a friend who plays games? Is it Mr. Yu?

- Great Saint, right?Holy Mountain's old partner

- The old chat up master, do you want to be lazy (knock on the blackboard)

- A few days ago, I saw Mr. Yu posting that he had met with Shanbao, and that Shanbao was very handsome.

- Ask if you don't understand, the fish is always who

- Mr. Yu is not handsome, Mr. Yu is still Mr. Shan Bao

- the fish is always who

"How do you even know that Mr. Yu and I have met?" Fei Ning was a little surprised.

Feng Yu is not a game anchor, but he usually interacts with Fei Ning. Some fans also follow Feng Yu in order to know more about Fei Ning's recent situation.

"It's my roommate, I pulled him over to live broadcast with me today." Fei Ning didn't hold back anymore.

-! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

-? ? ? ?

- what happened

- ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

A group of demons danced wildly on the bullet screen, Fei Ning hooked the corner of his mouth, and opened the game: "Come on, let's play two games first."

- No, I don't want to watch Shanbao play games anymore, I want to hear the voice of my roommate brother

Gao Wu was still reading in the study at this time, and there were only a few dozen pages left.

He didn't want to live broadcast with Fei Ning at first. It was Fei Ning who said that chatting in the live broadcast room by himself was too boring, and asked him to liven up the atmosphere together.

Fine.

I had no choice but to agree.

But Gao Wu finally only agreed to sit beside him while chatting, and not to accompany him when playing games.

Fei Ning quickly matched a team after opening the game.Let’s play this game. After hundreds of battles, you can understand that the reason you can’t play the king is not because of your skills, but your good teammates. After playing for a long time, it will not only improve your hand speed, but also help you improve your Chinese.

Baili Shouyue was taken by Fei Ning at the beginning of the game, and his teammates quickly took Lianpo.

"The canyon is very peaceful today." Fei Ning said to the fans without turning on the game's microphone.

-Sneak observation

-Why choose Baili...Nine out of ten Baili lose

- Master Shan didn't play Baili very much before, right?

"Baili Shou promise to follow me, I will give you some support." Lian Po spoke, he was a little brother.

-Shan Shanzi: good der

There are always a few heroes, no matter how bloody they are, there are people who like to play them.Don't care about winning or losing, just enjoy the whole picture.

Fei Ning usually likes to go by himself when he is out of the contract, but his teammate Lian Po seems to be playing very smoothly. After thinking about it, it is also a good choice to lie down and win, so he followed Lian Po to the side.

At the beginning, Lian Po was quite aggressive, and Fei Ning followed him, leisurely like an old man who came for a walk in the canyon.After Lian Po first got up, Fei Ning played a lot of games, and his skills were still passable. At least he could play Baili without cheating his teammates. The two of them took several kills together.

Brother Lian Po has been using the microphone to direct, Fei Ning has not turned on the microphone in the game, only interacting with fans in the live broadcast room, typing in the game all the time, listening to Lian Po directing and cooperating.

When it was time to push the tower, brother Lianpo saw that the victory was about to be locked, and began to relax and chat with his teammates: "Hey, my sister kept the contract and played well. Leave a contact information to continue the game. Brother will take you to the king?"

Seeing the sample in the live broadcast room, the screen was immediately filled.

- Master Shan hahaha he thought you were a woman hahahahahahahahahaha

- Hahahaha no wonder Shanbao is such a dog that he is not scolded

- Is there a big dior under the lady?

- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-Haha, it’s not that the ID “Shanshanzi” is too coquettish (crossed out) cute

Fei Ning froze for a moment.

Oh?interesting.

The little brother over there who was determined to hook up with the cute little sister was still talking, Fei Ning turned on the game microphone: "Brother, do you want to play with me?" Be tempted.

Lian Po was still in Balabala, so he stopped abruptly.

After two seconds.

Lian Po: Don't disturb the tower.

-Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to laugh at the whole building. I can hear my laughter

- I'm laughing until the cock crows

-I laughed until I turned 360° and danced on the spot

-I laughed until my neighbors within a [-]-mile radius were going to live on hearing aids for the rest of their lives

-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-I laugh like an old hen who has been chased by a dog for three miles

- up front you won

After this was over, Lian Po left directly.Fei Ning played two more games later, and he no longer regarded Fei Ning as the little girl's teammate.The two he grabbed were DPS characters he was familiar with. After being the MVP twice, he felt that it was not interesting, so he closed the game.

"Let me pretend." Fei Ning saw that the number of people in the live broadcast room had increased, and the brothers and sisters chatting on the screen became more and more lively.

Only Fei Ning and Gao Wu were at home, Fei Xingzhi suddenly went on a trip with friends a few days ago, Fei Yuanming and Zhou Yafang didn't like to stay at home during the day.

After filling the water, Fei Ning walked to the study room, went over and kissed Gao Wu's lips first, and when he wanted to retreat, Gao Wu pulled him to deepen the kiss before letting go.

"Come on?" Fei Ning smiled.

"En." Gao Wu happened to read the last few pages, closed the book, and followed Fei Ning to the place.

Fei Ning returned to the live broadcast room, and Gao Wu sat next to him.

- i heard it , it was the footsteps of two people

"Come and say hello to them." Fei Ning adjusted the position of Mai again so that he and Gao Wu's voices could be included.

"Happy New Year." Gao Wu said.

-Oh my god, I got it, the opening is always the same awsl

- Shan Bao's male friend!

- Ah, it's still a familiar and pleasant voice

-I love this voice, like a clear spring in a pine tree...forget it, I can't make it up anymore

- Praise is nice and it's over!

- Why do Shan Bao and his friends have such nice voices, but the ones around me are all woo woo woo

"What are you talking about?" Fei Ning thought for a while, pure chatting seemed a bit boring.Turn on the music and turn down the background music volume.

"You've been running round, running round, running round throwing that dirt allon my name..."

- I want to see Shanbao Space

- I'm greedy for Shan Ye's photo hehehe

- Let's talk about what you did for the New Year.

"Yes." Fei Ning saw the barrage and said that he needed to see his space, and after thinking about it, he felt that this opinion was okay.He turned to Gao Wu at the beginning and said: "Wait a minute, you can look through my photo album, click on the one you see that is interesting, and feel free to ask any questions."

Gao Wu nodded.

"You need to talk more." Fei Ning was happy, and Gao Wu nodded. The fans in the live broadcast room couldn't see it.

"Oh." Gao Wu responded, and then, "Yes." Agreed.

Fei Ning clicked on his own space, divided the photo album into eleven, and then handed the mouse to Gao Wu.

"What kind of game is this?" Gao Wu just wanted to move the mouse to point to the screenshot, but before moving to Fei Ning, he answered quickly: "Dong Sen."

"?" Gao Wu and Doubanjiang were stunned for a moment. There were several game albums. Gao Wu answered correctly before even ordering Fei Ning. What kind of telepathy is this?

"I haven't pointed out which picture it is, have I?" Gao Wu asked.

"The one about fireworks?" Fei Ning pointed at the screen.

"...Yes." Gao Wu took advantage of the situation and clicked on the photo album with the mouse.

"That's right." Fei Ning smiled, "The latest new event is the lively fireworks display."

"Oh."

There are so many pictures in Fei Ning Space, several albums contain thousands of pictures, let alone an afternoon, you may not be able to read them all in a day.

"How are the albums classified?" Gao Wu clicked on the big picture of the first picture. There are a group of cute minifigures in the picture, with flowers in front, beautiful houses in the back, and beautiful blooming fireworks in the background.

"Idle casual games are placed in this album, competitive games are placed in another album, puzzle games are placed in an album, and so on," Fei Ning explained.

Gao Wu clicked on a few pictures and then switched to thumbnails to browse. After scrolling down a lot, he found that Fei Ning probably played a game for a while, and he could tell that it was a screenshot of a different game by looking at the painting style.

He clicked on another picture, which looked like a skiing game. The villain Fei Ning manipulated flipped in the air. Below was the downhill road, the background of the forest, and a big orange sunset behind it.

"This one is quite handsome." Gao Wu also commented.

- damn good a

- so handsome so handsome

- Lord Shan, I can do it again! ! !

-AAAAAAAA burst

- this technique is amazing

"What does 'A' mean?" 2G surfer Gao Wu asked after seeing the barrage next to him.

-Pfft little brother sounds so serious and cute

-A means good-looking

-?

-A = great

-handsome

Fei Ning smiled and watched the barrage of nonsense: It was indeed the right choice to let Gao Wu chat together next to him.

"They said you have good skills." Gao Wu saw a bunch of messy answers, and couldn't tell what "A" meant for a while, but he didn't stick to it, "Is it difficult to make this movement?"

- yes , shanbao technology is very good

- why did you change color in front

- i automatically change color too

"It's not difficult." Fei Ning replied with a smile, and warned Doubanjiang without sincerity, "My friend is here, please restrain yourself, and don't lead him into trouble."

- Harm, it's all from three mountains and a half

-Fans follow the Lord hahahaha

- Brother, don't be afraid. We are very good and pure.

-Technology refers to that technology, don't think about it hehe

"I was tortured by you all." Fei Ning still denied it with a smile.

-fart!Brother, you didn't see anything, I didn't say bad words

- brother you didn't see anything i didn't say bad words

- shan bao you are shameless

"I saw it." Gao Wu replied solemnly.

- ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

-Why are you so serious, the more serious you are, the more abstinent you are, the more I love you

-Did the sisters form a group to steal the little brother? I'm afraid I can't beat Shan Ye alone

-All right, go and steal my roommate brother, fellow men come and follow me, snatch Shanbao and use it as a fortress

- no boy moms no boy moms

"Steal it, go steal it, welcome, I won't steal it away, and I won't let go of my roommate brother, I will let our family's fish bite you." Fei Ning raised his legs indifferently.

- fuck what a beautiful love

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