A Guide to Depravity

"Play...cleaning up." Gao Wu didn't expect them to come back so early, his thoughts were lost, and he was almost taken away by Fei Ning's words.

Fei Ning is estimated to be 1.9 meters tall. He came in at the front, and the height of the two people behind him seemed to have stepped down a few steps. Looking at Fu Xiwen's expression, it seemed that Fei Ning chicken mother came in with two cubs.

Weird and a little funny.

Gao Wu quickly tore the clothes into several rags, prepared to wipe different places, and threw them away after wiping, and didn't even want to wash them again.

"This scene looks easy to make people think wrong." Fei Ning said as he walked in.

Fu Xiwen and Zhang Aonian laughed all of a sudden, probably because they felt that when they first met their new roommate, they laughed at each other badly, so they turned their heads away.

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What are you trying to do?

"I made a mistake at first, and thought you were tearing your own clothes." Fei Ning smiled.

"Why should I tear my clothes off?"

"I'm thinking about this too." Fei Ning's tone was as if he had met a bosom friend, and he was a little proud.

"..." There is nothing to be proud of.Gao Wu didn't even bother to argue.

Fei Ning is a bit like a durian. It looks like a thorn on the outside, but it is completely different inside, and it can especially affect others.

Wherever he was, the happy molecules in the air became active.It's only been a day. It seems that these three people have known each other for ten or eight years. The atmosphere in the whole dormitory suddenly becomes very cheerful and harmonious.

"Hello, I'm Zhang Aonian who arrived last." The fourth roommate came over to shake Gao Wu's hand, still smiling.

"Hello, I'm Gao Wu." Gao Wu held out a hand.

"Damn, I thought Gao Wu was pretty handsome and could be a grassroots, but I didn't expect you to be there when I returned to the dormitory. Just now Gao Wu said 'beautiful and prosperous, I thought he was bragging. Come back and have a look , you two have made our dormitory more beautiful." Zhang Aonian said, "Come on, it's up to you two to attract girls' attention in the future."

"Well, I seem to remember that someone said something similar in the morning." Fei Ning said.

"Who?" Zhang Aonian was puzzled.

"The second most handsome guy in the dorm." Fei Ning thought he was not as good-looking as Gao Wu.

In fact, their appearances belong to different styles, and there is no comparison.

"Why are you still being modest?" Fu Xiwen laughed out loud, showing the tips of his tiny canine teeth.

"By the way, I'm going to treat you to dinner tonight. Do you have anything you want to eat?" Zhang Aonian happily snapped his fingers beside him.

"Why?" Gao Wu asked.

"Because he was the last one to arrive." Fu Xiwen's mouth was still raised.

"We made a bet at the beginning, whoever arrives last will invite the whole dormitory to dinner." Gao Wu returned to his bed, pulled out the chair and sat down.

"What if I'm the last one to arrive?" Gao Wu asked.

"You definitely don't count." Zhang Aonian said.

"What's more, you came so early." Fei Ning's words made people think that Gao Wu was the first to arrive.

"Are you excluding me from the dormitory?" Gao Wu frowned, half-jokingly.

"How dare you, you are the pet of our dormitory, and it's too late to pamper you." Fei Ning quickly explained.

"At that time, the three of us searched and couldn't find you, so we thought you were very precious." Fu Xiwen explained the origin of the group pet.

"I even want to offer you as a mascot for 423." Zhang Aonian said.

"..."

Duck doesn't have to.

"By the way, why didn't you come to have dinner together at noon?" Zhang Aonian also pulled his chair and sat like Fei Ning.

Zhang Aonian had lunch with Fei Ning.

Not long after Gao Wu left in the morning, Zhang Aonian and his parents also arrived. The three families had a final chat and went to have a meal together.At the end of the meal, the parents of the three families were still chatting, and the three children came back first.

In fact, it's not too early now, Fei Ning and the others went to eat after cleaning up, sat for a long time after eating, and it was already four o'clock when they returned to the dormitory.

"I wanted to ask you to go with me, but I don't have your contact information." Fei Ning looked up at Gao Wu.

Before Gao Wu could figure out how to answer the last question, the topic suddenly changed again.

"Fei Ning has all the contact information of the four students in the dormitory next door, but he still doesn't have your contact information." Fu Xiwen said, "I really didn't expect that he couldn't find you after half a month of looking for you."

"Isn't that right? We asked in the group 'Has Gao Wu entered the freshman group' every few days. I guess Gao Wu's name is already well-known in the grade group." Zhang Aonian slapped his thigh.

"I ask myself every night before I go to sleep, Fei Ning, have you joined Gao Wu today?" Fei Ning looked at Gao Wu solemnly, then suddenly stood up and took out his mobile phone and asked, "Should I scan you or you scan me? Hurry up, I will be the first person to be added to Gao Wu in the whole grade."

"I'm popular?" Gao Wu resisted inexplicably, "Let me scan you." Then he took out his phone and called up the interface.

Fei Ning's profile picture is a cartoon little soldier roasting chicken legs, and his nickname is simpler, "Fei Ning".Gao Wu accepted Fei Ning's friend request.

After Fei Ning joined Gao Wu's friend, he pulled Gao Wu into a group chat, and others also sent Gao Wu's application from the group.

"Yeah." Fu Xiwen also nodded in a serious joke.

"You must bring us to hang out with you in the future. You are the face of the dormitory. You can read our group chat notes." Zhang Aonian reminded.

The name of the group is "423 Are there all the people today?" Gao Wu clicked on the group members again, and saw all the "Has Fei Ning been added to Gao Wu today?" "Has Fu Xiwen been added to Gao Wu today?" "Zhang Aonian added today." Have you arrived at Gaowu?"

"What are you doing?" Gao Wu was shocked, so shocked that he couldn't tell what he felt now, only shocked and dumbfounded.

"As for." Fei Ning said.

On the difference between the childish behavior of college boys and the behavior of three-year-old children.

Gao Wu changed his group name card to Gao Wu.

- "Gao Wu" changed the group name to "423"

- "Did Zhang Aonian join Gaowu today?" The group name was changed to "Mount Everest of Beauty"

Can this still be a good game.

"What would Gao Wu want to eat tonight?" Fei Ning asked, "I saw a pickled fish two days ago, and it felt good."

"Fei Ning must have searched all the delicacies near C University, and the Cantonese restaurant his brother found today is also very delicious." Zhang Aonian said.

"It's not bad to go to the lunch shop again." Fu Xiwen echoed, also thinking that the lunch shop is quite delicious, and the dishes are very delicate.

"It's fine." Gao Wu said.

The saying "anything goes" seems to be peaceful and Buddhist, and it doesn't matter anything, but on the contrary, it is almost impossible to meet the requirement of "anything goes".No requirement is the highest requirement.

Although Gao Wu's "anything goes" is really "anything goes".

"Why don't you change to another one." Zhang Aonian thought for a while, then quickly changed his mind.

"Let me tell you about the dishes in our neighborhood. After listening, I'm sure you'll find something you want to eat." Fei Ning said to Gao Wu.

"It's up to the person who treats the guests. I really don't care." Gao Wu handed over the choice to Zhang Aonian.

Gao Wu is actually not a person who pursues life very much.Gao Wu's mother is a very strict person who has to control the amount of oil and salt intake, and the most common cooking is boiled cabbage in water.The meat is also steamed a lot.

Food is just to fill the stomach, it tastes the same, if it is harmful to the body, it is too wrong.

This kind of strictness extends to his dietary requirements for his son. Gao Wu even needs permission to eat out.

"That's right, I forgot that Zhang Aonian is going to treat guests." Fu Xiwen suddenly realized.

"I forgot too." Zhang Aonian froze for a moment.

Then I don't know who started laughing first, the laughter was out of control, and the whole dormitory laughed uncontrollably.

"Our AA is fine too." Fu Xiwen stopped smiling.

"It's fine if I invite you." Fei Ning's parents gave him quite a lot of pocket money, so it doesn't matter to him whether he invites guests or not, he just doesn't want to use money to separate an invisible wall from the people in the dormitory.

"No, I just forgot, and I didn't mean to renege on my debt." Zhang Aonian frowned, "Fei Ning tell me what's delicious nearby, and we'll see what to eat."

"I don't know if it's delicious or not. I just searched these two days and saw such shops." Fei Ning thought for a while, "There are pickled fish, snail noodles, and Malatang. That Malatang is quite famous. , there is hot pot, there is pizza, I tried one yesterday, and it was not very tasty. There is also Hunan restaurant, Cantonese restaurant, which has a complete range. In fact, I ate at Malatang, which tastes pretty good, but I think we should Explore some new icons."

"I want to eat meat." Zhang Aonian said.

"There is a roast pig's trotter, it should be a barbecue restaurant, and it seems to be very popular." Fei Ning said.

"I think it's okay." After Zhang Aonian finished speaking, he looked at the three of them.

Others were noncommittal.

"Then let's go now." After Zhang Aonian decided where to go for dinner, he was a little excited. He took the silence as a default, and wished he could drag the three of them away immediately.

Fu Xiwen was a little hesitant, and it took him a long time to remind him: "But we just finished eating."

"But I've already digested it." Zhang Aonian said honestly.

"By the way, is the sanitation finished yet?" Gao Wu asked.After all, what should be washed and used should be dried first, otherwise we can only stay in a hotel at night.

The other three stared at me, and finally reached an agreement: the meal can be eaten later, and hygiene still needs to be done.

"Hurry up, brothers, let's do it." Zhang Aonian took the lead in getting excited about cleaning, and wanted to eliminate the stumbling blocks that prevented him from eating like class enemies.

In the morning, when the parents of the three families were still there, the hygiene of their children was almost done with the help of their parents. The rest can only be done by those who can do it. forget about it.

"By the way, someone came to the dormitory to buy a washing machine in the morning, so we bought one. You should agree, right?" Fu Xiwen suddenly remembered this matter when he moved the clothes from the suitcase to the cabinet.

The money for the washing machine is calculated by dividing it equally between 4 people.

"Okay, how much is it? I'll transfer it back to you." Gao Wu asked.

After all, the washing machine is something that all four of us have to use for four years.

"A total of 999, just transfer it to Fei Ning." Zhang Aonian's voice came from above the dormitory, and he was sweating profusely putting the sheets on the mattress.

"Don't turn 250 for me." Fei Ning gritted his teeth and shouted in a low voice. The man was wiping the bed ladder between him and Gao Wu with a new rag.

He was the first to come, and with the help of his brothers, sisters, parents, and mothers, he really had nothing to do except public health.

Gao Wu silently deleted the 250 that had already been entered, and transferred 249.25 to Fei Ning.

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The author says:

"Looking for Fragrance" by Li Xianda

Gao Wu: Mashed Potatoes with Chicken Sauce, Black Pepper Beef Tenderloin, Braised Spicy Chicken, Braised Pork Ribs and Fish in Vinegar Sauce...

Fei Ning: Not as good as me, not as good as me~

Gao Wu: No, you are not as good as them

Fei Ning: 〣(oΔo)〣 Don’t you dislike food?

Gao Wu: (*⊙~⊙) I will love you from now on

Author: (???) Gourmet Saigao!