A Guide to Depravity

Several takeaways were placed at the door of the dormitory, and one of the roast chickens belonged to Fei Ning.

"Let's go." Fei Ning said after shaking the umbrella twice carelessly.

Gao Wu nodded and walked into the door of the dormitory.

Fei Ning recognized his roast chicken at a glance, and picked it up as he passed by the door.

There are four face-scanning machines downstairs in the dormitory, which are placed between the gate and the stairs. Three of them are open and close doors like the subway, and there is a small knee-high gate. Students have to scan their faces when they come in and out. .

The sensitivity of the machine is quite high, Gao Wu walked over and successfully scanned his face in a second.Sometimes Gao Wu still thinks it is quite magical. When the light is dim, the face displayed on the machine screen is almost completely black, but the door will still be opened and closed very quickly.

"Auntie, good evening." After Fei Ning walked in, he greeted Auntie the housekeeper with a smile.

Gao Wu stepped on the first flight of stairs, and when he heard Fei Ning talking to the steward, he stopped and didn't go up.But did not go back to participate in the topic.

"Good evening, I still have supper so late, go back quickly, I'm all drenched." The aunt was busy sorting out the list of dormitory personnel, and after hearing Fei Ning's voice, she raised her head and chatted with Fei Ning.

She remembered this polite young man.

"Okay, goodbye, auntie." After Fei Ning finished speaking, he saw Gao Wu still waiting for him in front, and went to brush his face to pass the gate.

After Gao Wu heard Fei Ning's footsteps, he continued to walk up.

Gao Wu had always been a few steps ahead of Fei Ning, but Fei Ning did not catch up. The two walked in tandem like this, occasionally meeting people who came downstairs to get takeaway without giving way.

The windows on the stairs of Wensu Building were not closed, and the rain outside was dripping, occasionally blowing in with the wind.

For some contemporary college students, the amount of exercise in a day may be going up and down to get a takeaway.

He was talking about Fei Ning in the past two days.

Walking to the library tonight counts as extra exercise.

Class [-] of National History had no class on Friday, Gao Wu went to the library, Zhang Aonian had a class on Talisman Analysis, Fei Ning took advantage of the lack of people in the dormitory to play games and record for a long time.

"Yo, the two of you are finally back. Today's show is 423's wet body temptation." Zhang Aonian was not playing games, and moved a stool to squeeze into Fu Xiwen's side, watching the replay of the Champions League match.

"Get lost." Fei Ning cursed with a smile.

Zhang Aonian glanced at the two of them, then quickly turned back and continued to immerse himself in the competition.

Potato chips, peanuts and beer were also piled on the table.

Fei Ning felt that 423's Fu Xiwen, a good little sheep, would be spoiled by Zhang Aonian.

Gao Wu put the schoolbag on the chair, the outer layer of the schoolbag was already wet, but fortunately the contents inside were well protected, and they could be rescued so that they would not die together.

Gao Wu took out all his things from his schoolbag.

"Have you two taken a shower yet?" Fei Ning put the umbrella on the wall outside the dormitory.

He grabbed the right hem of the clothes with his hands, squeezed it a little, and moisture seeped out from between his fingers.

"We both washed it." Fu Xiwen ate the potato chips.

"Wow, fuck me, fuck me, awesome." Zhang Aonian sat up straight suddenly, and pulled the progress bar a little further.

On the screen, a player counterattacked. While the other player was not paying attention, he single-handedly cut into the opponent's penalty area from the left, and then scored a point for his team when the game was stalemate. After the goal, he ran and cheered loudly. with.

The two people off-screen were as excited as if they had scored a goal.

"You wash first?" Fei Ning put his hand on the closet door and asked Gao Wu.

"Okay." Gao Wu has been standing to pack his things, the feeling of wet clothes sticking to his body is uncomfortable.

Nothing in the bag was wet.It doesn't take much tidying up either.

After taking everything out, he walked out of the balcony, threw his schoolbag into the washing machine, and washed his hands.When it rains, the tap water becomes cooler.

Picked up a few more clothes.

When he walked in again, he saw that Fei Ning was already sitting on a chair, with his hands resting on an unknown piece of paper.Fei Ning was wearing a sky blue top tonight, the clothes were half wet, and the pants were not much better.

"You... just sat down like this?" No need to change clothes or anything, and you're not afraid that the paper will get wet?

"Otherwise?" Fei Ning glanced at him inexplicably, "Should I burn some incense before sitting down?"

"Pretend I didn't say anything." Gao Wu walked over.

At least Fei Ning rolled up his sleeves and trousers.

"By the way, let's eat roast chicken!" Fei Ning suddenly grabbed the corner of Gao Wu's clothes, and laughed, "Your clothes are also soaked."

It's normal to get wet.

Fei Ning grabbed it and let go.

"Don't eat, you can eat." Gao Wu said.Or you can eat it.

It's a pity that Gao Wu's stomach was not as rigid as Gao Wu's words, Gao Wu's stomach grumbled before he finished speaking.

Pretty loud.Only the two football watchers on the opposite side didn't hear it, but Fei Ning could hear it clearly.

After hearing this, Fei Ning couldn't help but tilt his head to laugh, then opened the courier bag, took out a pair of gloves and handed them to Gao Wu.

Gao Wu stared at the gloves handed over, but didn't take it.

"Don't just stare, staring at my hand is not a meal." Seeing that he didn't answer, Fei Ning opened the package by himself and put on a glove first.

Fei Ning felt that Gao Wu always didn't want to accept the other party's kindness, and asked him to obediently follow up, as if killing him.But in life, you care so much, aren’t you tired?

"To save face, take a bite." Fei Ning grabbed Gao Wu's clothes with one hand and pulled him over.

Gao Wu didn't let Fei Ning take too much effort, and approached Fei Ning with his strength until he touched the back of the chair.

He saw that there were indeed water marks on the paper that Fei Ning had placed just now, but it wasn't too wet, and the sundries on the table were piled up in a mess.

With the other hand, Fei Ning picked out a piece of meat from the express box, and then raised the chicken leg high to Gao Wu's mouth: "Take a bite, my brother doesn't even get such treatment."

The aroma molecules of this chicken drumstick float in the air.The smell of cumin and the faint smell of Chinese prickly ash float into the nostrils, the brown crispy skin catches the eyes, and Fei Ning's coaxing voice falls into the ears.

I can't tell whether it's the thing that's being held that's alluring, or the person that's holding it is alluring.

Gao Wu immediately thought of a lot of such things as bright eyes, strange lights shining in his eyes, and colorful lights refracted like a small glass ball. Anyway, they are such adjectives.

But it's a pity that Gao Wu didn't notice this in Fei Ning's eyes.Didn't even see any expectations.It seemed like a very ordinary move.

Fei Ning said that this kind of treatment was only given to him, but probably this kind of treatment is not a great treatment in his mind.

Gao Wu didn't answer, and Fei Ning didn't let go.

Gao Wu's stomach groaned again.

Just as Fei Ning thought about not answering it, and wanted to reach out his hand, Gao Wu took it empty-handed: "Thank you."

"That's right. If you have trouble with anything, don't make trouble with your stomach. If you are hungry at night, you won't even be able to sleep later."

Zhang Aonian came here as soon as he smelled the scent. He was so excited to watch football tonight that he didn't follow the scent.

After Fei Ning picked out a few good pieces of meat for Gao Wu, he gave Zhang Aonian and Fu Xiwen the remaining half of the box with a lot of meat.

After Gao Wu ate a few pieces quietly, he thanked him again and went to the balcony to wash his hands before going to take a shower.

Fei Ning didn't understand why he had to wash his hands first when he was about to go in to take a bath.

Then I thought about it again, who doesn't have a little quirk, and being clean is not a big problem.

While thinking this way, Fei Ning took out a tissue and wiped his hands casually, then played with his mobile phone.

Feining put the clean clothes he just took out on the ladder.

10 minutes ago, he just posted the heroic deed of picking up his roommate in the rain, and now he can just see what those fans replied to him.

-Sure enough, I am Shan Ye in the society. People are ruthless and talk less (strike out). People are kind-hearted, so when will you let me see what Shan Ye looks like?

In the next life.Fei Ning silently replied to the number one hot comment, and continued to read.

- Gou San, hurry up and come out. Sure enough, there is a price for the live broadcast for 25 days a month during the summer vacation. You have been doing the live broadcast for a month! ! ! !Climb for Grandpa!

The painting style of the second most popular comment is completely different from that of the first most popular comment. Fei Ning is able to bend and stretch his live broadcasts on weekdays, and has won a lot of titles.It’s okay to be called the third master, the mountain master is fine, the half master is fine, the dog three and the old three are fine, and the three, three, and half mountains are all fine.You can't call your husband.

Fans follow the true master, Fei Ning has no formality when making videos, live broadcasts, etc., and the fans are not formal.

Fans can do whatever they want on weekdays, but Fei Ning, who has crossed the line, is not used to it, and would rather lose fans than win fans.Fei Ning will directly say anything that feels wrong, so true fans are not too out of shape, let alone cause trouble.

Fei Ning clicked on the building within the building under this comment, which are all kinds of crooked buildings.

-It's one month and three days, my friend hasn't heard the voice of this dog UP owner for one month and three days, thank you.

- No way upstairs, if you can’t hear it, you have to create conditions, like me, I take out the video of Dog Three’s summer vacation every day, and today it’s my turn to watch the homework series.

Shan fat ≈ three and a half mountains.

Then there were all kinds of things that made Fei Ning come out and get beaten, it was terrible.

-oh?I have canceled this Wannian pigeon [狗头]

Fei Ning replied.

- Sanshanban: I have considered the idea of ​​being beaten, and I have decided to decline you guys.

The third hot comment is still a reminder.

-San'er, mom doesn't know how long she can wait for your update, can you burn it to mom?

- Sanshanban: No, the world is so big, you have to look at the sun tomorrow.Also, don't take advantage of me! ! !

As soon as Fei Ning posted this article, some netizens commented on it.

- Whoa whoa whoa whoa! ! !The familiar Shanbao is back, and he is still my cutest baby with three or three parents.

Oh my god... Fei Ning almost didn't know these words after seeing these repeated words, it's so disgusting!

Fei Ning looked at the comments below, no one cared about him picking up his handsome roommate, these fans only cared about whether he had updated.

Utilitarian, philistine, boring!

Fei Ning posted a new update:

"New video will be updated tomorrow! An annual masterpiece! An ingenious work! Everyone who has seen it agrees!"

The live broadcast has to calculate the time again.Fei Ning asked several people in the dormitory to take their timetables before, and found that there were indeed staggered hours when no one was there, but most of them were during the day, and the dormitory was a bit noisy at night.

Not very neat.

After posting, I refreshed it again, and sure enough, there were new comments.

This large group of people seemed to live here, and they would come whenever there was trouble.

Don't look, don't look, I don't look.

Forget it, let's see.

After Gao Wu entered the bathroom, he hung his clothes on the hook.

The hooks and shelves are all left by the previous seniors, or left by the previous seniors, and the quality is still strong and stubborn.

Turn on the shower.

Water splashed from the shower head.

cold.

The colder water fell on the skin all of a sudden, and the arrector pili muscles on the skin contracted all of a sudden.

Commonly known as goose bumps.

Gao Wu was so cold that he didn't remove the shower head. After a few seconds, his skin got used to the temperature.

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The author says:

Fei Ning (wet body temptation): Don't talk nonsense!The treatment of my boy friend is unique (:3???▏

Gao Wu (with straight eyes): Beauty can indeed be eaten (￣～￣)!

If you're used to cold water, it's actually quite refreshing.

Daily Express: Fei Ning's ID is "Three Mountains and a Half", because he always sends out food, so fans call themselves "Doubanjiang".

Oh, I also forgot how I came up with the name "Three Mountains and a Half", anyway, it comes from a poem. (^O^)/[I remember there was a similar emoji for raising hands, but I couldn't find it, huh! ]

"Please" from Summer Invasion Planning, listen to this leg shaking!

This is already the third song of this band~