A Guide to Depravity

From the South Gymnasium to Luoying Garden, you can crawl across it in 10 minutes at the speed of ants.

The legs of Gao Wu and Fei Ning are always longer than the legs of ants, so they walked to Luoying Garden in less than 5 minutes.

At first they went in the wrong direction, thinking that Malatang was on the first floor. After walking in, they walked around, but there was no trace of Malatang.

"Tomorrow, I have to come to the first floor of Luoying Garden to try it. The a la carte dishes here are different from those in Xinfang Garden." Fei Ning wandered around the window, turned his head and said to Gao Wu.

"Tomorrow after tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows, you can try today." Gao Wu said.

"No," Fei Ning resolutely said, "Today is the day to meet with Mala Tang, and people can't keep their promises."

Gao Wu's eyebrows twitched imperceptibly, why does the word unbelief sound so familiar.

"Oh, after a long time, it turned out that you were meeting with Malatang, not me." Gao Wu said.

"How can we talk about an appointment? We can't use such vulgar words for our pure friendship. Malatang is a vulgar thing, how can it be compared with you. Come, come, brother, go this way." Fei Ning raised his hand and made a gesture of invitation. posture, pointing in the direction of the stairs on the second floor of Luoying Garden.

"Really," Gao Wu asked with a smile in his drawl tone, "When did we cultivate a pure friendship?"

"Wow, brother, we get along day and night every day, share the same bed, just now, just now, just now we spent the day together..." Fei Ning began to pretend to cry as he spoke, pretending to be a bunch of fake ones.

"Pay attention to the words you use, don't talk nonsense in public, you can't smear people's innocence out of thin air." Gao Wu hadn't tried to talk such leisurely and unnutritious nonsense for a long time.

happy.

"Students, how can it be said that the words are not used properly! You should think about it carefully, every word is perfect." Fei Ning understands this stalk.

Isn't it Lu Xun's "Kong Yiji"?I can handle it.

After a few steps, I went up to the second floor, and the door was just around the corner.After the two entered the door, they saw the signboard of Mala Tang at a glance.

By the way, glance to the side: milk tea shop, Malatang, Shaxian snacks, stewed dishes, roast meat...

"Hiss, this menu is a bit rich, please take a look for me, my soul seems to be taken away by the little goblin next to me." Fei Ning lowered his eyes, leaving only a slit in them, tilted his head slightly, and spoke in a fluffy tone exaggerated.

"What? Don't want to eat Malatang anymore? Are you going to give up the beautiful meeting with your soul lover?" One question after another, the rising tone at the end of each sentence revealed Gao Wu's teasing atmosphere.

"No." Fei Ning grabbed the void with his hand, and put his hand back to his heart, "I got my heart back, and my heart still belongs to Malatang."

Don't look at the Malatang window only takes up so much space, and there are no people queuing in front of the window, and the small half of the seating area is full of Malatang.

There is a bowl of hot Malatang on the table of all the students, red and white, more and less, and the ones that have been eaten are not finished.

Business is booming.

Fei Ning walked faster than Gao Wu, went to the window and handed the basin and the clip to Gao Wu.

"Thank you." Gao Wu took it over.

"On the catty basis, the price of meat and vegetables is the same, the small plates are five yuan a plate, the noodles are available at the window, and there is only one soup base." Fei Ning explained to Gao Wu one after another like a waiter in a shop.

Vegetables and dishes are placed on the left side of the refrigerator, and meat and other vegetarian dishes are placed on the right side.

After Fei Ning took the tongs, he hardly hesitated. From top to bottom on the right, he first picked up three tofu puffs, two beef balls, two cuttlefish balls, five or six small crispy sausages, two slices of bacon, and another I went back and sandwiched a tofu puff.

In contrast, the progress next to Gao Wu's station was as slow as a careful selection, but in fact Gao Wu was not picking at all.

"This is super delicious, do you want to try it out?" Fei Ning picked up two tofu puffs and thought about whether to put it in his own basin or in the Gaowu basin.

"Okay." Gao Wu was about to reach out, when Fei Ning quickly put the clip into the Gao Wu basin, "Thank you."

Fei Ning added another tofu puff to himself, and then added other things.

"Have you never eaten Malatang?" Fei Ning could see that Gao Wu's previous statement that he basically ate at home was true.

It's so pitiful, life is so colorful, and the world of delicious food is so rich, Gao Wu didn't appreciate this joy!

"I've eaten it twice, but it's not very tasty." Gao Wu slowly added a few petals of leafy vegetables.

"You are so pitiful, kid. From now on, I will bring you delicious and spicy food." Fei Ning is actually picky when he eats. When he sees what he likes and wants to eat, he puts it in, and he chooses his own after a few clicks Chinese food.

"Seniority is messed up." Gao Wu reminded.

"If you trust me, I'll pick one for you." Fei Ning shook his small vegetable basket, and all kinds of ingredients danced in the air and fell down again.

"no need……"

"Auntie, I want this fan." Fei Ning waited for Gao Wu to finish the selection before coming to the window.

Gao Wu didn't choose many in the end, most of them were vegetables.Fei Ning raised his eyebrows, but said nothing.

"Good der, do you want spicy, young man?" The aunt in the cafeteria spoke with a northeast accent, and she sounded very enthusiastic, much more sunny than outside.

"Slightly spicy." Fei Ning couldn't figure out what level of spiciness this cafeteria had, and slightly spicy can never go wrong.

Moreover, if Malatang is not spicy, it has no soul.But if it is too spicy, it means that you have no soul.Fei Ning, a mildly spicy lover, thought so.

"Okay." The aunt first replied to Fei Ning with high enthusiasm, added a small clip next to the number clip on the small iron frame, and gave the corresponding number plate to Fei Ning.

"Thank you, Auntie." Fei Ning smiled.

It may be that my aunt has heard "thank you" 800 million times a day. The aunt turned her head and shouted to her old partner without paying attention to this polite sentence, "Slightly spicy."

Most people can't imitate that tone, just two words, that tone is at least like riding a roller coaster.

"Do you want spicy, young man?" Auntie asked again when it was Gao Wu's turn.

"Slightly spicy!" Fei Ning didn't leave after ordering, but stood beside him and shouted for Gao Wu.

"Slightly spicy...is it spicy?" Gao Wu hesitated, he always ordered clear soup when he ate Malatang.

"It's not spicy at all." Auntie replied cheerfully.

"Then it's slightly spicy." Gao Wu said.

"Okay, young man, just wait to eat." The aunt gave the number plate to Gao Wu, then turned around and called out "slightly spicy".

The tone of this yell was exactly the same as before.

Gao Wu first found an empty seat and sat down to wait, Fei Ning went to buy a few bottles of yogurt before coming over.

Fei Ning gave Gao Wu two bottles of yogurt, and only kept one bottle for himself.

He bought two bottles for Gao Wu, one was the one they drank last time, which was his first favorite yogurt, and the other was his second favorite.

"Huh?" Gao Wu looked at Fei Ning suspiciously.

"In case it's too spicy, you can quench your thirst." Fei Ning poked the straw into his own bottle.

"Let me buy it myself next time." Gao Wu said, "How much is it? I'll transfer it to you."

"Just buy me this next time." Fei Ning replied.

The two of them were quietly playing with their mobile phones while waiting for their meal.

After about 10 minutes, the aunt finally called Fei Ning's number plate, and a beautiful bowl of Malatang was on the window sill behind Fei Ning.

Gao Wu also followed Fei Ning, and when he got there, his aunt brought out another bowl.

The aunt was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Young man, this bowl is yours."

"Thank you, Auntie." Gao Wu said.

"Auntie, can I add some capers?" Fei Ning was still standing in front of the window, and put the drawn spoon and chopsticks on Gao Wu's tray first.

"No problem." Auntie added a spoonful of capers to Fei Ning.

"Thank you, Auntie!" Fei Ning said.

Fei Ning returned to his seat, put the empty yogurt bottle aside, put the tray away, first took a "posthumous photo" of Malatang, and then took this photo to post a post, and after refreshing it, several Little red dot.

"It looks like it's going to rain. Let's go back early after eating." Fei Ning put down his phone and looked at the sky outside the door.

"Yeah." Gao Wu turned his back to the door and didn't turn his head to look.

Fei Ning turned all the capers into the soup with chopsticks, only a handful of chili seeds on top.After stirring twice, the red oil that originally occupied a small area floated away and stained all kinds of things.

Fei Ning had traveled to spicy-loving areas before, where the mildly spicy soup was all red. He was not very good at spicy food at that time, and this experience was unforgettable.

Now Fei Ning can’t eat spicy food. Ordering slightly spicy is already the greatest respect for Malatang. After so many years, there has been no progress at all. Mild spicy and slightly spicy are still slightly spicy.

"I haven't eaten it before." Fei Ning gave Gao Wu a quarter of the ham sausage, and took a few of his favorite baubles from his own bowl to Gao Wu.

The opponent moved too fast, and Gao Wu didn't have the best time to kill this action.

"Are you a great philanthropist?" Gao Wu was a little helpless, the other party had good intentions, but he couldn't be too harsh.

Fei Ning smiled and said nothing.

"Do you want green vegetables?" Gao Wu looked at his bowl, the meat he picked up in Fei Ning's bowl was obviously all there.

"No. These are enough for me." Fei Ning quickly refused.

Fei Ning doesn't like vegetables very much, but the few small green vegetables in his bowl are the most tender and green petals.

Halfway through the meal, Gao Wu's ears gradually turned a thin layer of red, which tended to spread gradually, just like the cuttlefish balls in Fei Ning's bowl.

Fei Ning ate very quickly, and he didn't seem to be overwhelmed by the heat at all.

After Gao Wu ate two more noodles with chopsticks, he put down his chopsticks and began to drink the yogurt Fei Ning gave him.

Fei Ning lowered his head and ate with a smile.

"Did you do it on purpose?" Gao Wu asked with his mouth slightly open.

"The dishes are all chosen by you, how can you rely on me." Fei Ning did not encourage Gao Wu to order spicy food, he just knew that eating vegetables and noodles is the most spicy when eating Malatang, so he didn't say anything Just come out.

Gao Wu's reaction didn't disappoint Fei Ning either.The other party is really too funny, Fei Ning thought to himself.

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The author says:

So when will the two of them develop a little impure relationship? [scratching head.gif]

[Cheats of Poisonous Tongue] One thousand and eight formulas - the second formula: make good use of allusions.Literate people have to have some allusions in their mouths, you know?

"Journey to the West" by Journey to the West is so unpopular that you have to play Journey to the West to easily find this song on NetEase Cloud.

(Recently, I can’t get through these days. I code until eleven o’clock every day, and I have insomnia until twelve o’clock. I get up at 06:30 and continue to code, and I finish coding at the last moment before eight o’clock.)

PS:

"How can you pollute people's innocence out of thin air..."; "Scholar's business" - "Kong Yiji"