A Guide to Depravity

"Fuck, why is the line so long?" Zhang Aonian couldn't help complaining to Gao Wu and the others as soon as he entered the dining hall.

Not yet divided into classes, the people in the history department are all in the same military training phalanx, training in the same playground as the phalanx of other departments.

The line now is longer than it was on the first day of school.

"They are all released at the same time, how can there be not many people." Fei Ning walked to the back of the line with a smile.

"Fuck hahaha, you've opened your mouth, right? You're in prison because of the sky and the ground." Zhang Aonian stood in front of Fei Ning, and after thinking about it for a while, he understood what it meant to be released from prison. He laughed straight, "However, if the instructor calls stand at attention, he will stand at attention, and if he calls rest, he will rest. There is really no freedom."

"I didn't say that. You're talking rebelliously. It has nothing to do with me." Fei Ning walked around Gaowu Station and distanced himself from Zhang Aonian.

The team has been moving forward slowly.

"It's been 5 minutes, and I feel like I've only advanced a few meters." Fu Xiwen kept his head down, playing with his phone.

"Brother Wen, who are you chatting with? We've been chatting for a long time, girlfriend?" Zhang Aonian put his arm on Fu Xiwen's shoulder, and pulled him to his side.

"No," Fu Xiwen glanced at the screen a little embarrassedly, "it's my sister."

There is nothing in the chat history, just a lot of emoticons, and they greet each other "Have you eaten?".

"The little girl who came the day before yesterday?" Gao Wu still had a little impression in his memory.

That little girl is very cute, her eyes are exactly the same as Fu Xiwen's, they are both big eyes, but they are more energetic than Fu Xiwen's eyes, probably because she is young.The skin is also slightly whiter than Fu Xiwen.

"Looks very cute" is probably "overrated".Except for the slightly bigger eyes, the little sister is not outstanding in other aspects of appearance than her peers.But the behavior is really cute, from holding a big bucket at the beginning to greeting the elders politely, and then offering to help my brother clean the table and wash the rag.

Gao Wu guessed that Fu Xiwen might come from a peasant family, and his family was not too rich, so if Fu Xiwen asked for help in the past two days, Gao Wu would help if he could.

"Yes," Fu Xiwen's expression softened when he mentioned his sister.

"What grade are you in?" Fei Ning leaned on Gao Wu's shoulder and poked his head out.He has no younger sister, only older brothers and sisters. In fact, he really wants to have younger brothers and sisters.

Gao Wu moved his shoulders and dodged.

Fei Ning persevered on the ground again: "I'm not heavy, am I?"

Gao Wu dodged again: "It's lighter than a pig."

"Don't move, I'll kill you." Fei Ning lay down again, put his hands around Gao Wu's neck, and threatened in a deep voice.

It sounds like a fake threat, and it has no lethality at all.

"Okay, take it easy, or I'll be gone before I finish my meal." Gao Wu was surrounded by a person who was a centimeter or two taller than him with half a lot of strength. can be unplugged.

Hearing that Gao Wu agreed, Fei Ning laughed twice, and supported his weight by himself.

He doesn't have to rub against Gao Wu, he just needs to have a sense of certainty and security, and he wants the other party to agree to him.

"Are you taller than me?" Gao Wu asked after he was untied. When he walked side by side with Fei Ning, he obviously didn't feel that the other party was much taller than him.

"I'm wearing taller shoes today."

"..."

"Didn't Brother Wen have a girlfriend?" The team moved forward, and Zhang Aonian let go of Fu Xiwen.

"No." Fu Xiwen smiled.

"Gao Wu..." Zhang Aonian turned around and asked again, and smiled when he saw the two of them, "What are you two doing?"

"You ask him." Gao Wu was helpless and felt that his temper had changed recently.

Fei Ning laughed twice, but said nothing.

"Does Gao Wu have a girlfriend?" Zhang Aonian still hasn't forgotten the topic he wanted to ask.

"No." Gao Wu said.

"No." Fei Ning also repeated.

"It's nothing, are you a repeater?" Zhang Aonian pointed at Fei Ning, "Fei Ning, let me tell you, your image to me has completely collapsed now, compared with Gao Wu, you are childish Clingy."

"I just like to cling to good-looking people, what's wrong?" Fei Ning was not ashamed, but rather proud.

"All right, all right, you're a dog, you're headstrong." Zhang Aonian gave Fei Ning a middle finger.

"Our dormitory is a dormitory for bachelors." Fu Xiwen finally concluded with emotion.

"Did I say I don't have a girlfriend?" Zhang Aonian said.

"You have?" Fu Xiwen was a little surprised.

"No." Zhang Aonian said quickly.

"Then what are you talking about." Fu Xiwen couldn't hold back from swearing.

"It's over, even good babies like Xiwen have been taken away, Fei Ning, you have to stay away from them." Fei Ning made a gesture to distance himself from Fu Xiwen and the others.

Forced to be a "good baby" No. [-] Fu Analysis: ...Didn't I swear all the time?

Forced to be a "good baby" No. [-] Gao Wu: ... how do you know that I am a good baby?

After queuing for 10 minutes and looking for a seat for another 5 minutes, the 423 finally found a place to eat.

This table was facing the door, and the sunshine outside greeted them warmly.

"Brother Ning, can I have the roast duck in your bowl?" Zhang Aonian smiled at Fei Ning in a particularly doggy manner.

"Call Ning Ge if you have something to do, call Fei Ning if you have nothing to do, no." Fei Ning jokingly moved the small dish of roast duck to his side.

Compared with Fu Xiwen and Gao Wuyi, the trays of Fei Ning and Zhang Aonian are always particularly rich. Zhang Aonian wins because of the large portion, and Fei Ning wins because of the large amount of meat.

"Brother Ning, Ning Ning, Ning Ningzi, Ning Ning Ou Duo Sang, Ning Ning O Ni Sang..." Zhang Aonian exhausted all the names he could think of.

"Stop, stop, I'm going to vomit." Fei Ning put a piece of duck meat on Zhang Aonian's plate, and also put a piece of duck meat for Fei Ning and Fu Xiwen.

"Thank you Brother Ning!" Zhang Aonian quickly ate the duck.

"Hey, I have it too? Thank you Brother Ning." Fu Xiwen said pleasantly.

"Thank you." Gao Wu said.

The duck meat on the plate was only five yuan in total, and after taking it away, it was much empty in an instant.

"By the way, our instructor is so white," Zhang Aonian said, "He is always talking to the instructor in the next phalanx, and the instructor next door is as black as carbon."

"The girls gave them names, calling our instructor Xiaobai, and the next row's instructor Xiaohei." Fu Xiwen said.

Fu Xiwen is not tall, and his position is relatively close to the girls. During the break, he heard the girls' whispers. What's more, when the instructor was away, those girls didn't restrain their volume at all. White" cried.

"I heard our instructor call the instructor of the phalanx next door 'squad leader', come out of the same class, why is there such a big difference in skin color?" Fei Ning also joined the discussion.

"I don't understand this. Don't those girls keep saying that Xiaobai is good-looking?" Zhang Aonian said.

"He's quite handsome, and he stands out among a group of instructors." Fei Ning also agreed.

"It looks pretty cute." Gao Wu said.

"He still eats candies, and there are candies in his pockets. When he leaves, the candies in his pockets rattle." Fu Xiwen added.

When Gao Wu was about to finish his meal, the phone in his pocket suddenly rang, and he glanced at it.

mom.

Gao Wu paused and put down his chopsticks: "I'm going to answer the phone, you can go first after eating, don't wait for me."

Go away and pick up the phone.

"mom."

"Ah."

Then fell into silence, Gao Wu had no choice but to speak again: "What's the matter?"

"Is it okay that I can call you?" Gao Wu's mother said.

"Yes." Gao Wu didn't want to quarrel with her.

"You... have you reported well?" Gao Wu's mother asked again.

"It went well."

"How many roommates are there? How are they? Where are they from? Are they all from the same major as you?"

"I just met, and I don't know that much yet." Gao Wu actually knew, and talked about it in the past two days, "They all listen to the same academy as me."

"It's not your first choice, is it?"

"I don't know." I don't know, and I don't want to know.What does other people have to do with themselves?Gao Wu didn't understand why his mother always used others as examples to try to explain the truth.

"Are you blaming your mother for not sending you to school?" Gao Wu's mother said in a bad tone, "You didn't let me go."

"No, Mom, I'm having dinner with my roommate." Gao Wu would easily feel powerless every time he chatted with his mother for a few words.

"Okay, mom won't bother you for dinner, don't forget to call mom once a week." Gao Wu's mother's tone changed back to a soft voice.

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The author says:

"An Ordinary Day" by Mao Buyi

I heard that people who put their minds on the title generally don't write well (^o^)/~