A Guide to Depravity

"How long will this military training mobilization meeting take?" Fei Ning asked Gao Wu who was sitting next to him.

It was not too late for the 423 people to finish their breakfast, and when they arrived at the gymnasium, it was already half full.

The first two rows are for instructors and teachers, and the back row is full.

too real.

Fei Ning pulled Gao Wu and the others to sit in the middlemost position. This kind of position with people on all sides seemed particularly safe.

"Understood. This position looks like a position where students can do whatever they want." Zhang Aonian sat down contentedly after eating wonton noodles.

"You are wretched, what do you want to do here, Comrade Zhang Aonian?" Fei Ning showed a knowing smile.

"I want to listen carefully to the instructor's speech." Zhang Aonian smiled maliciously. This smile and this sentence are very insincere.

"This joke is too cold." Fu Xiwen said.

Time passed bit by bit, and when it was 08 minutes before the scheduled meeting time of 30:5, the gymnasium ushered in a wave of students.

The last person to come had to choose to sit on the small bench in the front row.

"This is called a sense of security." Fei Ning raised his head from the phone with a smile, looked at the filled venue with satisfaction, and found that both Fu Xiwen and Zhang Aonian were addicted to the chat interface of the phone.Do not see evil, do not listen to evil, Fei Ning is not interested in other people's chat process at all, he turned his head and said to Gao Wu who was sitting next to him: "I will share a cold joke with you."

"Huh?" Gao Wu brought a relatively small book and looked at it quietly, and raised his head upon hearing this.

Why do you want to tell me a cold joke all of a sudden? Can I say that I don't want to hear it? Is my book not good?

God is sorry, Gao Wu's curiosity in exploring the field of cold jokes is really not that strong.

Gao Wu still shifted his mind from the book in his hand to Gao Wu's face, closed the book, and signaled him to continue with his eyes.

The conference hadn't started yet, and there were no teachers and seniors to quiet the students. The freshmen of these first-class universities were relatively restrained, but they were still very noisy, even more noisy than the vegetable market at the busiest time of [-] or [-] in the morning.

Fei Ning moved the stool closer to Gao Wu.

"Once upon a time, there was a hunter. One day he went hunting outside. He saw a fox. He shot it immediately, and finally the hunter died. Do you know why?" Fei Ning tried hard to suppress his smile.

"I don't know." Gao Wu had no choice but to cooperate with him in asking.

"The fox said, hahaha I'm a reflex arc!" Then Fei Ning smiled and bent over, putting his hand on Gao Wu's thigh.

"Why don't you smile, isn't it funny?" Fei Ning laughed until tears came out, only to realize that the other party wasn't smiling at all.

"Very funny, hahaha." Gao Wu applauded Fei Ning's joke against his will and soullessly.

"You are too perfunctory." Fei Ning clicked his tongue.

"Fei Ning, you said that you went on a trip a few days ago?" Gao Wu suddenly asked this question.

Fei Ning quickly felt that this was the first time Gao Wu called his name seriously.

"Yeah, I went to play a few days ago, and I didn't go very far." Fei Ning said.

"Do you like to watch the aurora?" Gao Wu asked again.

"I want to see it! Seeing the aurora has always been my dream. It's not appropriate to say it's a dream, but I just want to see it anyway." When Fei Ning talked about the aurora, his eyes seemed to be in the aurora, and he is definitely a person who loves it.

Although I don't know why Gao Wu suddenly talked about this, Fei Ning still answered Gao Wu's question seriously.After all, Gao Wu didn't seem to talk much these two days, so it's so rare to take the initiative to talk about a topic now.

"Is your favorite tourist destination the North and South Poles?" Gao Wu guided step by step.

"Ah? I haven't been to the North and South Poles, and it doesn't necessarily mean that there are auroras in the North and South Poles. In fact, I have already thought about the place to see the aurora, and I have never had a chance to go there." Fei Ning replied.

"Then how can your joke be so cold?" After Gao Wu finished speaking, he turned his head and smiled.

It turns out that Fei Ning should be a little angry, and was ridiculed all the time, but when he saw Gao Wu's smile, it really had the meaning of "goddess descending to earth" and "melting ice and snow", and he couldn't get angry at all.

Good-looking people really take advantage.

"All right, your jokes are the funniest." Fei Ning said amusedly.

Fei Ning's hand was still on Gao Wu's leg, and he pinched Gao Wu slightly.

"Students, teachers, and instructors, good morning everyone... Please take it seriously and don't play with your mobile phone." A middle-aged man in a suit came to the stage.

When the host began to speak, the boiling voice in the venue also gradually lowered the decibel consciously, and finally only a gentle and thick baritone echoed in the stadium.

"It's started." Gao Wu whispered to Fei Ning, and put the book on the ground.

"Okay." Fei Ning put away his hands, thought for a while and leaned into Gao Wu's ear and said, "Gao Wu, I'm playing games, and if a teacher comes over, call me."

For a moment, Gao Wu thought back to the time in middle school and high school. The boy at the same table always wanted to pull Gao Wu into trouble together. After he couldn't pull Gao Wu, he turned the curve to save the country, and developed Gao Wu into an accomplice: "Call me immediately when the teacher comes."

In fact, when the teacher really came, it was too late to call, and one mobile phone was confiscated after another. Anyway, I did not repent.

"Yeah." Gao Wu was still young, thinking of the past and the situation, the feeling was not easy to explain, it was all old things, Gao Wu didn't stay in a daze for a long time, so he agreed casually.

Besides, this position is really too safe. Which teacher would deliberately go to the middle to check whether any students have violated discipline that is not considered discipline.

Seeing that Gao Wu agreed, Fei Ning was happy and gave Gao Wu a bright smile where he could see his teeth.

Gao Wu has been in school for so long, and he has cultivated a little bit of various abilities. Among them, the skill of "going in the left ear and out the right ear" is also particularly developed, and he can completely ignore the things he doesn't want to hear.

The people on the stage changed one after another, and Gao Wu didn't know what they were expressing.

I didn't listen to it, and I didn't feel sleepy. My thoughts wandered in the universe.

There are some people playing with mobile phones below, but not many, and those sitting on the side dare not play at all.

There are not many people with books, but Gao Wu himself doesn't read books anymore, books are more conspicuous than mobile phones.

Fei Ning put his phone on silent, played a game, then swiped through various apps, and occasionally shared cold jokes with Gao Wu without giving up, all of which failed, and he laughed happily.

It's strange, this man obviously has a cold appearance, but he often does things that don't match his appearance.

Gao Wu looked at Fei Ning's side face. When he first saw Fei Ning's sharp-edged appearance, it gradually became softer and softer with time.

He gradually felt that Fei Ning was still a child, just wearing a mature, stable, sharp-edged college student appearance.

I don't know how long the time passed, another person was speaking on the stage, and Gao Wu also started playing with his mobile phone.

In the group, Fang Yuan and Chen Yan chatted enthusiastically, there were hundreds of messages, and Gao Wu didn't bother to look through them.

In fact, Gao Wu has very few friends. After high school, Fang Yuan and Chen Yan are still in contact with each other.It's a blessing to have someone to connect with.

In high school, Fang Yuan and Gao Wu both loved history, while Chen Yan was passionate about all subjects. The friendship between the three top students was simply indestructible.

The combination of two men and one woman has a word in Cantonese called "嬲", which means angry.

The combination of the three of them is indeed tit-for-tat from time to time, and they can often fight for a problem with red faces.The strange thing is that this kind of dispute has no negative impact on their relationship at all, and the small flame of friendship has been burned more and more.

Fang Yuan is an overly strong girl.Chen Yan always had a bit of arrogance.Gao Wu's poisonous tongue was like a cone of ice.

All three of them had their unbearable features. Even if the other students tried to get along with them, they couldn't get along with them in the end, but they formed a stable equilateral triangle by themselves.

The topic that caught my eye on this page even gradually moved towards the edge of the city.

-Master Gao: Fang Yuan, Fang Yuan, if you keep chatting with Chen Yan like this, I will have to report you two for flirting.

- When will the girl get rich: Yo!A busy person is here, look at the message record.

-Master Gao: Don't look at it

-CHARM: When will you come out for a party, I will invite you to drink

-Master Gao: Yo, what's the matter?

- When will the girl get rich: the local tyrant loses her virginity

Gao Wu was stunned for a moment, and Fang Yuan and Chen Yan swiped several more messages on the screen.

-CHARM: [hey hey hey]

-CHARM: [Group Photo] Couple portraits of me and Zhou Haoyang

- When will a girl get rich: look at the picture in the circle of local tyrants

- When will a girl get rich: Do you think it's just a decorative ring?

- When will a girl get rich: no

- When will the girl get rich: that is the proof that the wild man has decided to live his life privately

-CHARM: Just buy and play

Some people said in their hearts that they should let go, and they also expected that the other party would develop to this point sooner or later, but they still felt a little uncomfortable when they really faced it.

After a while, Gao Wu replied in the group.

-Master Gao: Congratulations

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The author says:

Today's song is "Mountain and Sea" by Caodong No Party. Rock is really a kind of thing that may not be listened to at the first time, but it will be on the top of the second time, and the third time will distract you.Hey, I've been looping this song for days.

The relationship between this chapter and this song is a bit complicated, and there are some details that I want to tell you slowly in the plot later.