Survival in the end of food

Zheng Yan covered his eyes, screamed, and tears welled up in his eyes.

Ooooh I'm blind!Grinning his teeth, he bumped his head against the sofa a dozen times before he shivered and realized, what just ran out of the copper coin? !

Artifact!It must be an artifact!

Zheng Yan squinted his eyes with tears in his eyes, looking around with blurred vision.

I saw a white light body the size of a leather ball behind the sofa bouncing up and down on the ground.

Zheng Yan hid at the door, holding the doorknob with one hand.After all, it is an unknown object, if it is an evil weapon, you must run quickly.

The ball of light radiated a soft light, bounced a hundred times on the ground, and then slowly slowed down, and then the surface began to squirm, as if something wanted to break free.

It can't be a bug... Zheng Yan put on a chicken skin, turned the doorknob, arched his waist, and got into a starting position.

In the tense atmosphere, he suddenly remembered, where is the kettle!

At this moment, the situation did not allow him to think too much, the surface of the ball of light was constantly concave and convex, and two soft bodies quickly emerged from the bottom, kicking back and forth in the air.Immediately, two similarly soft things emerged from above, and finally a fist-sized ball protruded from the top, which seemed to be stuck, and only half of it came out.

The ball of light was bouncing anxiously on the ground, and the soft body above it, which looked like an arm, hugged the half ball at the top, and pulled it out hard... The light around the ball of light gradually faded, and then turned around, as if it was an eye. Two little black beans twirled on the round head of the light ball, staring at Zheng Yan without blinking.

One person and one ball looked at each other for 30 seconds, a drug-like expression appeared on the round face of the light ball, two feet were planed behind, rushed over, and hit Zheng Yan's chest with great force , knocked him over.

Zheng Yan got up in a hurry, threw away the light ball that attacked him, opened the door, and quickly ran into the corridor.

The elevator was on the 15th floor, he hurriedly pressed his floor, the elevator went up instead of going down, and went up slowly.

Run, run the stairs!Zheng Yan turned his head and ran away in grief and indignation, the ball of light flew out after him, stuck to his back persistently, and circled around him anxiously, making the sound of "chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi"

Zheng Yan ran down a few steps, and suddenly leaned his back against the wall, and stopped with a look of fear on his face—the ball of light ran in front of him, floated tremblingly in the air, stretched out a claw to scratch the wall, and chiseled out a hole in twos and twos. pit.

Zheng Yan: "..."

This is a threat!

He laughed dryly, turned around and ran away. After his rebirth, he knew the value of life, and he was even more greedy for life, so he ran very fast.

He flashed into the door at the speed of light, slammed the door shut, and waited for more than ten seconds, but there was no strange movement around.He just breathed a sigh of relief when the door suddenly made a loud 'bang'.Zheng Yan took a closer look and saw a hole in the solid mahogany door. The ball of light was stuck in the hole, with its front half inside the door and the back half outside the door. Squeeze your lower body in.

...God's will, God wants to kill you.

He went into the kitchen, picked up the kitchen knife, and prepared to kill it with one blow.

Unscrewing the door, the raised arms paused.

The light ball didn't know whether it was willing to die or it didn't guard against him. It realized that he was behind him when it was kicking its feet, and stopped moving, and its lower limbs drooped obediently.

After hesitating for a moment, the movement that was going to chop down was turned sideways, and instead he used the blade to slap the evil weapon's buttocks, sending it flying.

The ball of light flew straight to the opposite wall, smashed a hole, slid along the wall to the ground, and sat there dying.

Holding a weapon in his hand, Zheng Yan saw that this evil weapon was not very lethal, so he approached the ball of light boldly.

Guangqiu sat on the ground listlessly, with his legs stretched out, his hands resting on his stomach, and his small black bean-like eyes looked at him timidly.

Zheng Yan was also observing the ball of light, it was like a ball with limbs and head growing out, its stomach and back were bulging, and it exuded a metallic luster.

But recalling the touch just now, it was obviously very Q and soft.

The light ball got up from the ground, Zheng Yan was ready to attack immediately, but it stood at attention and said in a mechanical voice: "#%&~￥%#%￥!"

"..." talking to me?Zheng Yan was confused and his ears were full of garbled words.

The light ball tilted its head to look at him, and continued: "%&#￥@&￥!"

Zheng Yan was stunned and asked, "What?"

The light ball said: "￥%#...&￥#!!"

"...what?"

The light ball said: "%￥&%￥#%#@#&￥%￥#%&%&%&%￥?"

Zheng Yan shook his head, gestured and said: "I don't understand, Idon't know, I should listen to it, I don't know, I don't know."

Photosphere:"……"

The light ball sat down on the ground discouraged, lowered its head and scratched twice on its belly, and a light curtain appeared in the air.It clicked back and forth on the light curtain, and after a while, a blue progress bar appeared on it, as if it was downloading something, and the progress was very slow.

Zheng Yan opened his eyes wide, super technology?Immediately, he leaned over curiously and respected the light ball.

The light ball glared at Zheng Yan who was squatting behind it, retracted his arms and legs, retracted the light curtain and retracted his head, closing himself into a ball.

Zheng Yan: "..."

In the past 10 minutes or so, the light ball stretched out its limbs, poked its head out, and opened the light curtain. The blue progress bar went to the end, and the light curtain was full of garbled characters.Several red, yellow, and green progress bars appeared in the garbled codes. This time they ran very fast, and they reached the end in a few seconds. All the garbled codes suddenly flashed and disappeared, and then the symbols reflected on them all turned into Chinese characters.

Earth Language Chinese Thesaurus Download...Install...Pair...Use...

The light ball put away the light curtain, stood at attention again, and said in pure Mandarin: "The handsome assistant of the robot intelligence sends you hello!"

The handsome assistant's face is a little red, and its maker named him '&￥(assistant)'.But when it received a large number of Chinese thesaurus just now, it saw the word handsome...I thought it was tailor-made for its natural beauty, and it was especially suitable for its image...As a smart machine, he couldn't help modifying the initials for himself. name.

Handsome&￥!

Zheng Yan didn't know the handsome assistant's mental activities, his mind was blank, and he stared blankly at the light ball... What did it just say?

Machine... machine what?

Zheng Yan couldn't accept it for a while, turned around on the spot several times, and asked, "What?"

The handsome assistant magnifies the light curtain, and a line of words flashes like a fluorescent light on the top - machine, device, intelligence, energy, human, handsome, assistant, hand, Xiang, you, question, good!

Zheng Yan understood it this time, and thought blankly, am I on Earth?He asked, "Are you human... Where are you from?"

The handsome assistant said: "I am a robot, and I come from %# planet."

planet?Zheng Yan said, "Where?"

The handsome assistant rolled Heidou's eyes and typed【%#星球】on the light screen.

Zheng Yan understood, and said, "Percent sign sign planet."

"..." Nani!What the hell is this?

The handsome assistant didn't allow him to insult the planet he was born in, and frantically searched through the Chinese thesaurus, trying to find a pairing between the language of his planet and the Chinese language on Earth.Countless garbled characters flickered on the light curtain, mixed with Chinese characters pouring from all directions to the center of the light curtain, Zheng Yan tried to call it: "Handsome, handsome assistant?"

No response, got a virus?It won't crash, will it?

Finally, the handsome assistant raised his head from the garbled characters and said, "Shuaishi Planet, I am from Shuaishuai Planet."

Handsome planet?It doesn't sound as tall as the happy planet... Zheng Yan silently swallowed this sentence, stared at the light curtain of the handsome assistant, squatted down to look at it, touched the side of the light curtain with his fingers curiously, and passed through .

Not physical?Zheng Yan was very surprised.

The handsome assistant put away the light curtain and flew up angrily, "You hit me again!" After speaking, he bumped his head into Zheng Yan's nose.

……

Do you have rabies!His nose bone must be cracked!

Zheng Yan sat on the sofa clutching his ill-fated nose, gently rubbing and pressing to relieve the pain.

Picking up the copper coins on the coffee table, the void and fairyland are both there, but there is an extra crazy robot.Zheng Yan shook the copper coin in his palm, thinking about how to stuff the handsome assistant into it.

The handsome assistant was floating around in the air, looking at Zheng Yan and the copper coins, and wanted to talk to him, but felt very guilty.It was stuck on the door just now, and it was almost short-circuited by him when he patted it, so it was a conditioned reflex... After the fingers were entangled for a while, it floated over slowly, and asked in a low voice, "Do you know what this is?"

Zheng Yan glanced at him, but said nothing.He almost killed innocent people indiscriminately just now, and now he is pitiful, with such diverse emotions, the program must have been written wrong!

The handsome assistant saw that he didn't speak, and sat on the coffee table biting his fingers, his voice became more gnat. "This is a baby, the second greatest invention on Planet Shuaishuai."

Second greatest?Zheng Yan thought about it, and asked: "There is also the first, what is the first?"

The handsome assistant twisted his body, and said a little shyly and proudly, "D-Of course it's me, can't you see it?"

...that strange planet's greatest invention was to make robots like it?

It must be a narcissistic backward planet with abnormal aesthetics.

Zheng Yan asked it: "You said this is a treasure, what's the use of it?" He shook the copper coin in his hand, "This is the ancient currency of our Great Heavenly Dynasty, have you seen it? Daoguang Tongbao."

"Copper coins are just a medium." The handsome assistant said: "More than 300 years ago, my spaceship detected the existence of intelligent life on the earth. It was hit by a UFO and crashed on the way to land! Fortunately, I was smart and smart, and I was killed at the moment the spaceship exploded." The magnetic chip attached to this copper coin survived. I lay on the ground with the copper coin for more than 200 years, and a lady picked me up, so I had a chance to be born."

Probably that lady is his great-grandmother, Zheng Yan thought.

"Why did you come to the earth?" Wouldn't it be to invade the earth?

"Because my planet is destroyed." The handsome assistant's small eyes dimmed, "The people on our handsome planet are very smart, otherwise they would not have developed a simulated robot like mine... They are super intelligent and like to study, Their vehicles are amphibious, they can fly, run, and swim. They don’t like to eat, because they waste time, they developed a kind of nutritious balls that can eat one full year. They don’t move, their legs are very short, they don’t talk or eat , the mouth gradually degenerates. But the brain is very developed, so the head is very big... Then... 300 years ago, the big planet near Shuai Shuai exploded, and the debris fell on Shuai Shuai, tsunamis, floods, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions... …The handsome people can’t run fast, and almost all of them became extinct. A surviving handsome scientist developed me, and recorded the history and civilization of the planet in my chip, so that one day, there will be a chance to be used by other living intelligence The planet knows that there is a planet named Shuai Shuai that once existed brilliantly!"

The handsome assistant clenched his fist and said impassionedly: "Although I was just a bunch of parts when I left the handsome planet... I assembled myself! However, the handsome planet will never die! Immortal!"

After Zheng Yan listened silently, there was only one reflection he wanted to make, "Then what superpowers do you have? For example, going up to the sky and drilling into the earth, breathing fire and water, deforming and shrinking bones."

God gave him such a pie, perhaps because he wanted him to save the earth.

"I, I can fly..." The handsome assistant was short of breath, and stammered, "Soon... and it will last..."

It's okay to fly, Zheng Yan asked: "How much is the load?"

The handsome assistant said: "3, 3000...grams."

Zheng Yan: "..."