Survival in the end of food

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"Food Love" (2015.04.15)

When the man came back from get off work, he saw the person lying on the sofa at a glance, with potato chips, bread, melon seeds, beef jerky, pistachios in front of him... his mouth was swollen, and he ate one and the other.

Amidst the loud TV sound, the man rubbed his brows tiredly, walked to the sofa and touched the young man's head, trying to grab some beef jerky.

Before his hand left the big meat box, his wrist was grabbed.The young man looked away from the TV, looked up at him, and silently picked the beef jerky out of the man's hand with his fingers.

The man looked at the large box of beef jerky in front of the young man, his face was a little dark, and he pinched the young man's cheek hard: "Xiao Wen, you said you wanted to chase me, so you just chased me like that?"

The young man suddenly looked bitter, and made up his mind to grab two melon seeds from the plate and stuff them to the man.

The man cracked open the melon seeds and stuffed them into his mouth expressionlessly, clasped the young man's head with his palms, leaned over to cover his lips, pushed the melon seeds into the young man's mouth, and said with a sneer, "I won't eat your beef if you gain one and lose the other." Do it, eat more later and make up for it a few times, then don’t cry and cry and say you’re tired and don’t want to eat.”

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"Practice" was strong and gentle in the first year, Gong V, Jian Qi, and Maoshou. The background is that Gong adopted the son of a comrade-in-arms (2015.04.13)

The door of the room was unscrewed quietly, and a steaming head was poked in, and the lively eyes rolled, and saw the man on the sofa.

Xun Lin's face turned bitter, he hesitated at the door for more than ten seconds before coming in with the ball in his arms.

"Uncle, you haven't rested yet? I'm sweaty after playing, and my body is sticky. I'll take a shower first. Good night!"

The man clasped his hands in front of his chest and said lightly, "Come here."

Xun Lin immediately wept, and reluctantly came over with his head drooping.

The man pulled him to sit beside him, picked up a notebook from the sofa, flipped through it, and said, "I'm going to your parent meeting today."

"Oh." Xun Lin said listlessly, and secretly raised his eyes to look at the line after line of wavy lines on the notebook, showing strong dissatisfaction in his eyes... The teacher must have asked the old turtle to report me!

Xun Lin's heart froze and he closed his eyes!The self-knowledge of the dog's handwriting is better than mine, and this time I have a good board to eat.

The pendulum was ticking, the man didn't speak for a long time, and the silence seemed extremely long.

Xun Lin's nervous heart jumped into his throat, and the man said calmly, "Does Lin Lin want to be a doctor when he grows up?"

Xun Lin was stunned for a moment, he hadn't thought about something so far away, he opened his eyes with a dazed expression.Does the old turtle not want to raise him?Insinuating that he pack up and leave? !

Xun Lin thought hehehe: The old tortoise is too naive!Is he, Xun Lin, the kind of person who can just go away!

Taking in all the delicate expressions of the young man, he couldn't help but say with a smile: "Otherwise, how could the handwriting of the baby be higher than that of the doctor?"

Xun Lin: "..."

The man said indifferently: "Handwriting is a person's second face. Your handwriting is too outrageous. From tomorrow onwards, the driver will pick you up after school. Go home and practice your handwriting honestly before thinking about playing."

When Xun Lin heard that he had been deprived of game time, he grabbed his laptop and patted the man's face, held his head high, defended his rights, and bravely said shamelessly: "Then you can masturbate to my second face from now on!"

"..." The man thought of something, and a surge of passion appeared in his eyes. He turned back and pressed the young man under him. He put a hand in from the leg of the sweatpants and slowly rubbed it.

"What a sharp tooth, it seems that the wound is almost healed? I haven't touched you for three days, and today I will hurt your second mouth!"

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"Who Is Jade, Who Is Stone" (2015.04.09)

On Pengxian Mountain, the wind is rustling.

The man was tall and tall, with an epee on his back, and looked indifferently, looking at the boy in white opposite him.

The boy was fifteen or sixteen years old, with bushy eyebrows, big eyes, and righteousness. He held his sword and roared, "Big devil! You slaughtered my whole family. Today I will take the lives of eighteen members of Zhu's family to fight with you!" End it! Come and die!"

The man didn't pay attention to the boy at all, he just said: "I didn't kill him."

Hearing this, the young man became even more indignant, and rushed forward desperately, "How dare you argue——!!! I want to marry you! Stone! Both! Burn!"

The man wanted to raise his sword to fight, but he stopped when he heard his words, put the sword back into the scabbard, and said solemnly, "Slow down."

The boy said: "If you have something to say, let it go!"

Contrary to the casualness just now, the man said seriously: "Let's talk about who is jade and who is stone."

juvenile:"……"

The man's eyes were like a knife, he looked at the young man carefully, and said firmly: "I am jade, you are stone."

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"Flirting with Flowers" 2015.04.10 Idiots, Ghosts, Animals, Perverted Attack V Lovely Shou

Late autumn, late night.

The autumn wind is bleak, and the dancing girls dance lightly in light gauze and tulle skirts on the boat.The leading dancer, Meiji, twisted her slender waist and got close to the young man in the Chinese dress on the seat, with her breasts half exposed, and breathed in his ear.

With a look of enjoyment on his face, the young man wrapped his arms around the dancer's waist, pressing down on her and about to kiss her.

Just when the two lips were about to touch, there was a light crack on the window edge, and a figure flashed in from outside.A huge force hugged the dancer's wrist, and the severe pain made her almost unable to stand still. She slid off the young man's legs and fell to her knees on the ground, screaming softly.

The figure was tall and straight, with a stern look on his face: "Fang Xun, I haven't learned enough lessons, it turned against you, huh?"

The young man looked uncomfortable, and the man didn't wait for him to answer, he dragged Meiji to the window, and threw her into the icy cold lake with his backhand.

The young man suddenly stood up, leaned on the window railing and looked down, shouting: "Do you understand what it means to be sympathetic to women and women? If you have the ability, you can throw me down, and don't hurt the innocent!"

"She is not fragrant, nor is she jade." The man pinched the young man's waist, and said with his ear and lips sticky: "You are a piece of beautiful jade..."

The other dancers and young ladies in the room huddled in the corner and shivered, and the man said without turning his head: "Miss, are you going to jump down by yourself, or do you do it for me?"

The beauties immediately looked horrified and went down the river one after another.

The man blocked the young man's mouth, pulled him to the bed, put his hand into his thigh, and rubbed it back and forth.

The young man's cheeks were flushed, his breath was short of breath, and he could no longer think about complaining for others, so he let out a snort.

The man skillfully brought him to the peak of lust, and stopped the moment he was about to release.Fang Xun opened his eyes and looked at him bewilderedly, with a puzzled and bewildered expression on his face.

The man's eyes turned red, he pinched Fang Xun's chin, and said ruthlessly: "Do you have any self-consciousness about being me? I love you all day long, I love you, and I can't do anything to you. Zhu Lian. I have a good solution once and for all, cut the weeds and roots, and leave me alone by your side from now on, don’t you think it’s good?”