Goddess, I am your girlfriend! [gl]

Under the supervision of the goddess, Lu Xiaoyun desperately saved the manuscript, and finally filled up the third shift of the v article that day, and felt that the whole person was in a much better mood. Afterwards, she immediately opened the editor to discuss the v article.

My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Make it up~Come on come here quickly~I have something to tell you~ Tsing Yi: [swallows, tightens clothes], why do you want me to come here, what do you want to do to me?

My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: I want to treat you~ [evil laugh]

Tsing Yi: Huh... Goosebumps all over my body from the dirt, if you have anything to say, tell me quickly, play if you have something to do, and leave the court if you have nothing to do!

My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Keke, okay, let me be more serious, I want to talk to you about something more constructive, for example, my article seems to be ready for v oh hehe~ Editor, you are happy for me ?

Tsing Yi: →＿→So that’s what it is, if it’s a big deal, v is v, the time is up to you.

My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Then three days later, editor, don’t worry, I have enough manuscripts.

Tsing Yi: Yes, well done ^_^

My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Go, go, don’t imitate the expression of my goddess →_→ Tsing Yi: Idiot, get out!disappear as far as you can!

After Lu Xiaoyun and the editor finalized the date of entering v, they began to save manuscripts day after day. Wen Wen was v smoothly after three days. I was so excited that I immediately laughed "Oh Ho Ho" and wanted to go to the group to publicize my excitement.

My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: (*ˉ︶ˉ*) I’m so happy, today I succeeded!I can finally make money by myself, hahaha, the first day's income was five yuan!five dollars!I am so amazing.

Lu Xiaoyun waited anxiously to be praised, but as expected, shortly after she sent out the news, she was immediately " praised" by a group of little bitches.

[米分红] Steamed Persimmon: Congratulations~(≧▽≦)/~Ben Da Jiji sent a congratulatory message, but I went to check the backstage just now, hey, my income today is ten yuan less than yesterday!

Lu Xiaoyun felt that her heart had been stabbed severely, but fortunately, she pulled out the knife silently and watched the group continue to make noise.

[米分红] Sweet and sour apples: I also lost more than a dozen yuan compared to yesterday, but it’s okay, the total income doesn’t seem to fluctuate ~ Lu Xiaoyun felt his heart was hit hard, and it broke into two petals, and a mouthful of blood suffocated in his mouth She couldn't go up or down her throat, but fortunately, she could hold on, so she continued to watch the group news.

[Mifenhong] Red wine and chocolate: Don't bother with me, I want to be quiet, I lost a total of 50 yuan of income today, motherfucker! 50 yuan, the total amount was not much at first, and 50 yuan was lost. The labor and management really don't want to live.

Puff puff... Lu Xiaoyun spat out a mouthful of blood, stretched out her hand and wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth vigorously, she was about to cry, oh my god, 50 yuan is ten times as much as hers, damn it, she was really abused of life and death.

Lu Xiaoyun wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes that were pouring out from the corners of her eyes because she was so sad, she actually forgot about it when she was happy for a while, Tsing Yi reminded her at the beginning, there are many great gods here!

Ma Ma, people don't dare to show off how broken they are anymore, they are so scary, I want a comforting hug!

Tears as thick as noodles hung on Lu Xiaoyun's face. It really couldn't be compared. There was nothing better than being angry. Lu Xiaoyun had to wipe away the bitter tears from his face again and again, even though the tears were still pouring out continuously.

But fortunately, she wasn't the only one who was sad. As soon as the red wine and chocolate paid the bill, a large group of authors were immediately abused and screamed.

Sweet and Sour Apple: Go!you go!I don't have you!

Steamed persimmons: Why do I have more torches and gasoline in my hand, God, you are so insane, how can I live as a scumbag!

Lu Xiaoyun secretly wiped her tears, she is the scum, okay, you are all gods to her!They are all gods!

Hand-caught ribs: 50 yuan, 50 yuan!Your income is only 50 yuan less than yesterday, so how much is your daily income?Oh my god, get out!If you dare to call yourself poor again, I will beat you!

Red wine chocolate: I'm really poor t^t

Cold tofu: I dare to say that I am poor, and I have such a good income. Poor, poor, have you ever experienced the feelings of us really poor people?

Red Wine Chocolate: I'm not showing off, no! t^t

Sweet and sour apple: How dare you quibble!Hurrah!Drag it out to the grass!

Steamed persimmons: dragged out and grassed 1

Grabbing ribs: dragged out to grass 2

Cold tofu: dragged out 10086

Lu Xiaoyun silently followed: dragged it out and forgot the ID number...

The red wine chocolate was momentarily refuted by everyone's ignorance, she squatted in the corner silently, hugged herself and cried, my God, everyone is so cruel, would she say that her income yesterday was only [-], it seems Everyone won't believe it, hey, forget it, it's embarrassing to say it, but she is actually a scumbag!

Looking at the sour red wine and chocolate, Lu Xiaoyun's mood immediately improved, hum, let you show off, let me cry you hahaha!

But generally speaking, Lu Xiaoyun was very happy with the benefits. The topic in the group finally came back, and everyone began to congratulate Lu Xiaoyun for joining v.

Sweet and sour apples: Congratulations to the brain-damaged rice into v la la la~

Steamed persimmons: Congratulations to Mrs. Durian for entering v la la la~

Grabbing ribs: Congratulations~

Red Wine Chocolate: Congratulations hahaha~

I don't eat durian: 100.

Cold Tofu: Congratulations for joining v, you must give out red envelopes hahaha~ Lu Xiaoyun was warmed by everyone's congratulations, and suddenly found something strange in the group, flipped it up, and was immediately shocked shocked!

Just now, she seemed to see the figure of the goddess, could it be that she was wrong?Lu Xiaoyun turned back the chat records, then rubbed her eyes vigorously, and found that she was right, a living goddess!But isn't the goddess not watery?Why did it suddenly appear?

In fact, it wasn't just Lu Xiaoyun, when the goddess appeared, almost the whole group erupted.

Red Wine Chocolate: Damn, who did I see?The durian is huge!No, no, I must be hallucinating because of too much masturbation!

Steamed persimmon: No, no, you read that right, the durian is indeed big!Don't run away, give me an autograph first~Cold tofu: Hug the durian's big thighs, hug...I won't let go even if you kill me~Sweet and sour apple: Oh my god, I don't eat durian girl Friend, where did you die, get out of here quickly, your goddess is bubbling, hello! ! !

Lu Xiaoyun was still in the shock of the goddess bubbling in the group, and Aite, who was awakened by the sweet and sour apple, immediately found that the people in the group lined up to her Aite, Lu Xiaoyun swallowed her saliva, so she had to be careful bubbling.

My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: female...goddess?

Sweet and sour apple: Damn, what kind of trouble is this kind of weak tone, come on, you're so stupid, it's a great opportunity to knock down the goddess!

I don't eat durian: Well, it's me.

Cold tofu: ah ah ah ah!Durian has actually returned the brain-dead rice points, my God!He actually ignored us directly, his heart was broken!

Seeing the goddess replying to her, Lu Xiaoyun felt warm in her heart, and immediately asked the goddess again.

My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Goddess, don't you never drink water?Why is it bubbling all of a sudden.

I don't eat durian: because I saw you here, I just took a look.

Red Wine Chocolate: Ahhh!What kind of trouble is this kind of misleading tone, my God, I am so stupid, I think you have something to do!

My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: That’s it (*ˉ︶ˉ*), Goddess, you are so kind, but what does that 100 mean?

Steamed persimmon: I rely on this to ignore our meaning, is it really okay for you two to show your affection like no one else?Have you put us in your eyes and have the ability to chat privately!private chat!

I don’t eat durian: that [laughs], it’s more income today than yesterday.

As soon as the news of the goddess was sent out, the whole group immediately fell into a strange silence. Lu Xiaoyun was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly realized that the goddess was just showing off her income.

My God, why does she think that the goddess's reflex arc is a little longer? 233, but this kind of setting is inexplicably interesting. The goddess is simply too cute hahaha.

Lu Xiaoyun was so cute by the goddess, so she immediately said to the goddess: Oh my god, there are so many, goddesses!You are simply my idol, please support me!Please take it away!I want to give birth to monkeys for you!Oh no no no!I want to give you a zoo!

The group, who had been silent for a while, immediately formed a neat team.

Sweet and sour apples: wtf! →＿→

Red wine chocolate: wtf! →＿→

Steamed persimmons: wtf! →＿→

Cold tofu: wtf! →_→ Labor and management no longer dare to mention their own income, and they have been abused to become scum.

Lu Xiaoyun looked at this group of hurt people with joy, hum ╭(╯^╰)╮, tell you to abuse me before, look, the goddess is on my side!

I don't eat durian: [touch head] Be good, let's give birth slowly when we go back.

Sweet and Sour Apple:  …

Steamed persimmons:  …

Red Wine Chocolate:  …

Cold tofu: Burn to death if you openly show your affection!

Finger Ribs: Burn to death!

Steamed Persimmons: Burn to death!

Lu Xiaoyun happily looked at the girls in the group who had suffered countless injuries, and smiled triumphantly, ahahaha, labor and management are showing affection, hum, hit me if you have the ability!

Lu Xiaoyun's mood immediately rose to a certain level, and she poked open the profile picture of me not eating durian, and started a private chat with my dear goddess.

My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Goddess~ (*ˉ︶ˉ*)

I don't eat durian: Huh?What's wrong? 【touch head】

I don’t eat durian: Goddess (*ˉ︶ˉ*) God, do you really earn that much?

I don't eat durian: no, I'm not telling the truth.

My girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: That’s it, (*ˉ︶ˉ*) But it’s okay, Goddess, you are already super powerful, you are a master, you don’t care about the little money that fluctuates every day, right!

I don't eat durian: Well, but I have 200 more today than yesterday. After reading the group news, I thought about it and decided to make a compromise.

Lu Xiaoyun immediately spurted out a mouthful of blood, and now the entire screen is filled with old blood that she spurted out from being too excited today.

My girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Goddess, has anyone ever said that you are so black-bellied...