I'm a bug in an escape game
Chapter 5 [5]
Yun Yong's smile became even stiffer. Before he even put down the teacup in his hand, he patted the table fiercely with the other hand: "What nonsense are you talking about?! I just met Zhang Zheng yesterday afternoon!"
"Really?" Yu Yuan's tone was still calm, without any panic, "That's the director, you misremembered the class."
It was probably the first time he met such a difficult player. If there were no rules and restrictions, Yun Yong would have wanted to hit someone.
"I don't care, Zhang Zheng's parents will be here soon, no matter whether Zhang Zheng is in your fourth class or not, you have persuaded these two people."
"If you have the right to let us do this, then I also have the right to report that the logic of your dungeon is not self-consistent. It is obviously a student from another class and you want me to persuade you. This does not conform to the general logic."
Yun Yong:? ? ?
Who on earth pulled this God of Plague into this dungeon? !
Seeing that Yunyong was full of doubts and wanted to refute, Yu Yuan continued: "I am the Chinese teacher in Class [-], and I know the students in the class better than you, the director. Since there is no Zhang Zheng in Class [-], then Zhang Zheng's parents are Shouldn't I persuade the math teacher, Director Yun, what do you think?"
Yun Yong looked at the computer in front of him, as if he had caught some evidence that could restrain Yu Yuan, he put down the teacup in his hand and pointed to the computer and said, "There is Zhang Zheng's file in it!"
"The file is a director who can be fake." Yu Yuan smiled gently, but this smile was very annoying in Yun Yong's eyes, "But the truth is impossible, why don't you go to the fourth class to see if there is Zhang Zheng, if not , please apologize to me, Director."
"you you--"
Yun Yong "you" for a long time, but nothing came out.
"So, Director, do you think I'm right?"
Yun Yongxin said that's right, I really don't know which stupid person and dog don't distinguish between dogs and people like you who are more dogs than dogs.
He held back his rhetoric for a long time, and finally only said: "This is a mission! As players, you must do it."
Look, ignorant players can tear up the story of NPC's hard work.
Yu Yuan tilted his head slightly: "What if I don't do it?"
"Then go to die."
Yu Yuan looked at Yan Jin, who was silent, and Yun Yong, who was so angry that he didn't want to talk to him anymore, and his voice became a little weaker: "Even if Zhang is in our class, one teacher is enough? You take Teacher Yan Isn't staying here limiting my abilities?"
"Sorry, your suggestion is rejected!"
Yun Yong's voice was trembling, as if he wanted to tear Yu Yuan in half.
"Okay," Yu Yuan didn't care at all, anyway, with Yan Jin's temperament of only saying a word for more than ten minutes, no matter how hard Zhang Zheng's parents made a scene, he could still stand his coldness and watch He broke up with the two, "How long will they be there? But don't delay me listening to the next song."
Yun Yong was taken aback for a moment: "Do you think the ballad sounds good?"
Yu Yuan smiled politely: "If possible, I would like to be selectively deaf in my ears."
Yun Yong: "..."
If the boss doesn't speak in the future, he must never say a word to this player again!
This is simply torture!
In the silence, Zhang Zheng's parents had already arrived at the door of the teaching office. The two middle-aged people didn't seem like the kind of honest children, but a bit petty.
Also, how grand is it to force such an outstanding child to jump off a building?
Yun Yong saw these two people as if he saw life-saving straws, and he lost the demeanor of the dean. He got up from the chair and led them in, and introduced to Zhang Zheng's parents: "This is Zhang Zheng's classmate. The Chinese teacher and math teacher in the school are also the head teacher and deputy head teacher, you two can ask them any questions."
Yun Yong was very happy as if he finally got rid of the hot potato. If the corners of his mouth were not still stiff, maybe it would have turned up sixty degrees now.
Zhang Zheng's mother's voice was a little shrill, and it sounded very uncomfortable. As soon as she came, she challenged Yu Yuan: "Where did you hide my son?"
Yu Yuan replied with a good temper: "I really don't know where your son Zhang Zheng is. I think you should ask the director next to you for the exact location. Zhang Zheng is not in my class. He insists on saying that he is in my class." , I can't help it either."
Zhang Zheng's mother was taken aback for a moment, as if she didn't know how to deal with this situation, she turned to look at Zhang Zheng's father, hoping that her good partner could help.
After Zhang Zheng's father received the signal, he continued to attack: "Nonsense! You demons who eat people and don't spit out bones! My son must have been eaten by you, and I want you to lose money! My son is so good, at least we have to pay us 8000 yuan Ten thousand!"
Yu Yuan sneered: "You guys are really big faces, and the director is the same. When throwing the pot away, one is more powerful than the other. Why can't you see your figure when the child is about to have an accident? Who can't do things that are easy to talk about? You can slander people with just a touch of the tongue. The whole class knows that there is no such person as Zhang Zheng in the fourth and fourth classes of senior high school. If the child is missing, you are not busy looking for the child to go to another class and let the teachers in other classes solve the dying problem. Don't you think it's funny?"
Zhang Zheng's father was also dumbfounded.
Yun Yong wanted to say something, but he didn't say a word.
"Director Yun, you have been the teaching director for so long, you still need a new teacher like me to teach you how to do things, do you think what I just said is right?"
Yun Yong: "..."
Yes, that's right!
Yu Yuan doesn't want to communicate anymore, it's just a bug among bugs!
but……
Yun Yong's eyes were on Yan Jin. He believed that one of the two players would let go.
There will always be people who are afraid of death.
"Teacher Yan, you are a good teacher who is upright and honest. Tell me, is there a kid like Zhang Zheng in your class?"
When Yun Yong was speaking, the hint in his eyes quickly pressed Yan Jin's head to let him answer well and follow the script, but Yan Jin glanced at him and said two words.
"No."
Yun Yong:! ! !
"Good partner, help me go back and see if there is anything wrong with Duan Sanxing's mentally handicapped kid. I will leave it to me here."
Yan Jin took a deep look at Yu Yuan, then nodded, and was about to go out. Yun Yong watched this scene with his head held high, waiting for Yan Jin to come back and beg him if he couldn't open the door.
But Jin opened the door and left.
There is no hindrance.
Yu Yuan was very happy when Yan Jin left. He looked at Yun Yong who didn't know what was going to happen and smiled slightly: "Maybe you should ask your boss to come and talk to me."
"It's been a long time since I met such an interesting player like you," Yun Yong vaguely revealed a figure, "Little guy, didn't your family tell you to back down when you saw a ghost?"
Yu Yuan said with a smile: "The space is too small, it's really hard to give in, Principal Li Gui, take care of yourself."
Quan Jiang was taken aback for a moment, he suddenly understood why Yun Yong was choked up by Yu Yuan and couldn't speak.
Quan Jiang finally showed his original appearance, a man in his fifties with a faint circle of strangle marks on his neck.
"This... player, do you know that the final interpretation of this dungeon is in my hands? They didn't do anything to you before because of the restrictions of the rules, but once I let go of this restriction, young man, you Do you know what your consequences are?"
"I don't know my consequences," Yu Yuan's eyes almost overflowed with a smile, "but I can predict your consequences."
"Oh? Let's hear it."
"Tell me your thoughts first, do you want players to experience the scene where the students in your class leave one by one?"
Yun Yong smiled triumphantly: "Of course not, they are all demons, crawling out of hell step by step, demons who cannibalize people without spitting out their bones."
"Sorry, they're not," he said with black smoke rising from his hand, "I am."
So Quan Jiang and Yun Yong saw a tall hat with the words Shengshi Qingping written on it on the head of the player who they saw as life and death.
They looked again and found that the player was still holding a chain of ecstasy in his hand. The chain was surrounded by black air, and it looked like something from the underworld.
Yun Yong seemed to be hit by the Five Thunder Talisman: Tell me a joke, I said in front of the top ghost messengers in the underworld that those earthbound spirits are demons who crawled out of hell to eat people without spitting out their bones.
There was a little alienation in Yu Yuan's smiling eyes, he shook the ecstasy chain and threw it to the ground, and said to Quan Jiang: "This is your consequence, do you want to try it early?"
Quan Jiang's scalp felt numb looking at the chilly chains of ecstasy, and the words "Shengshi Qingping" made his heart tremble even more. Anyone who has seen it knows that there are still ghosts in this hell except Xie Qiye and Fan Baye. There are third master Yu and fifth master Cheng.
Yu Sanye and Cheng Wuye are in the same status as Xie Qiye and Fan Baye in the underworld. There is another saying for ordinary errands in the underworld-it is better to mess with Fan Baye than Yu Sanye.
It was rumored that Third Master Yu was able to kill ghosts without hindrance, and he didn't care about the background behind ghosts at all. There were also rumors that Third Master Yu was related to Emperor Fengdu, and the background was so big that even Cha Yin Division had to be courteous to him.
There is only one thought in Quan Jiang's mind now, and that is——
I f*ck you b*tch, what kind of idiot did you recruit this boss to come in.
If Yun Yong could hear what Quan Jiang was thinking, he would have shouted loudly—"I've scolded him many times."
"So it's the third master Yu... Third master, how do you want to deal with this matter?"
Yu Yuan tilted his head and smiled: "I don't want to destroy your settings, but you also accept my logic chain, the dungeon is set up very well, it's fun, don't kill anyone in front of me. "
Quan Jiang didn't expect that there was a ghost messenger who was so easy to talk to, and Yun Yong couldn't move his eyes from looking at the ecstasy chain.
"Third Master, are you serious?"
"That's right, I'm just a player, and it's quite fun. Next time I have a chance, I can continue to experience your other dungeons. In addition, don't talk about it, just deal with it as you want, and I won't interfere with you."
"Third Master, in fact, we have already notified those participating players in our dreams. It may be because the Third Master is a ghost messenger, so our dream has not been delivered."
"Dream?" Yu Yuan squinted his eyes, "Did you ask them to sign the contract in your dream?"
It's one thing to have a normal dungeon for playing, it's another thing to sign a contract.
Quan Jiang was a little ashamed: "That's right, but they definitely wanted to experience it voluntarily. We didn't use violence to coerce them. The adults who work in the underworld may not know that money is very attractive to human beings."
Yu Yuan probably thought of what kind of contract it was, it was nothing more than how much money he would receive after successfully breaking through the level, and many dungeons were organized as a team, so it was inevitable that many people would be tempted.
Because they are lucky.
It's ridiculous to even sacrifice your life for money.
This kind of "you love me" thing, even a ghost messenger can't intervene, and to a certain extent, this is an act that complies with the law of the underworld. As long as the ghost is not asking for his life for no reason, it is considered legal.
Besides... those who dare to sign a contract with a group of ghosts don't know whether they are brave or sincere.
"Do you have a pardon from the underworld? If not, you'd better go to the underworld to register with me after this dungeon is over. You should not go to the hungry ghosts at this level."
All the ghosts wandering around in this world have once harbored harmful intentions. If there is no pardon from the underworld, the ghosts are not allowed to stay outside.
Quan Jiang's face was tense: "We are already applying, but you also know that there are many processes in the underworld, so it has not been approved, but it will be soon! If I am lucky enough to see you next time, I will definitely give the pardon to you. Hands in front of you."
Yu Yuan was too lazy to break up with him, and counting the time, Yan Jin was coming back soon, he had to end this topic as soon as possible, if someone found out, it would be very difficult to end.
"Next time, I will ask the ghosts in the dungeon if they have a pardon order. If there is no pardon next time, they will all be treated as lonely ghosts, and the underworld will also send out dark soldiers to arrest you and go back."
The subtext is don't cheat, those ghost soldiers in the underworld are not just kidding.
Under tremendous pressure, Quan Jiang said, "Definitely, definitely."
But he was thinking about when to tell the headquarters to move to the place earlier, so as not to be discovered by other ghosts in the underworld.
"Zhang Zheng is a very good child, but it's a pity to have such a pair of parents." Yu Yuan showed some sympathy in his eyes, "If you can get in touch with that child, please tell him for me, don't be afraid that the world will abandon you, because you are worldwide."
After Yu Yuan finished speaking, the ecstasy chains in his hand disappeared, as did the tall black hat, and he turned back into the pale-faced "sick man" who was terminally ill.
At this time, Yan Jin came back.
"Really?" Yu Yuan's tone was still calm, without any panic, "That's the director, you misremembered the class."
It was probably the first time he met such a difficult player. If there were no rules and restrictions, Yun Yong would have wanted to hit someone.
"I don't care, Zhang Zheng's parents will be here soon, no matter whether Zhang Zheng is in your fourth class or not, you have persuaded these two people."
"If you have the right to let us do this, then I also have the right to report that the logic of your dungeon is not self-consistent. It is obviously a student from another class and you want me to persuade you. This does not conform to the general logic."
Yun Yong:? ? ?
Who on earth pulled this God of Plague into this dungeon? !
Seeing that Yunyong was full of doubts and wanted to refute, Yu Yuan continued: "I am the Chinese teacher in Class [-], and I know the students in the class better than you, the director. Since there is no Zhang Zheng in Class [-], then Zhang Zheng's parents are Shouldn't I persuade the math teacher, Director Yun, what do you think?"
Yun Yong looked at the computer in front of him, as if he had caught some evidence that could restrain Yu Yuan, he put down the teacup in his hand and pointed to the computer and said, "There is Zhang Zheng's file in it!"
"The file is a director who can be fake." Yu Yuan smiled gently, but this smile was very annoying in Yun Yong's eyes, "But the truth is impossible, why don't you go to the fourth class to see if there is Zhang Zheng, if not , please apologize to me, Director."
"you you--"
Yun Yong "you" for a long time, but nothing came out.
"So, Director, do you think I'm right?"
Yun Yongxin said that's right, I really don't know which stupid person and dog don't distinguish between dogs and people like you who are more dogs than dogs.
He held back his rhetoric for a long time, and finally only said: "This is a mission! As players, you must do it."
Look, ignorant players can tear up the story of NPC's hard work.
Yu Yuan tilted his head slightly: "What if I don't do it?"
"Then go to die."
Yu Yuan looked at Yan Jin, who was silent, and Yun Yong, who was so angry that he didn't want to talk to him anymore, and his voice became a little weaker: "Even if Zhang is in our class, one teacher is enough? You take Teacher Yan Isn't staying here limiting my abilities?"
"Sorry, your suggestion is rejected!"
Yun Yong's voice was trembling, as if he wanted to tear Yu Yuan in half.
"Okay," Yu Yuan didn't care at all, anyway, with Yan Jin's temperament of only saying a word for more than ten minutes, no matter how hard Zhang Zheng's parents made a scene, he could still stand his coldness and watch He broke up with the two, "How long will they be there? But don't delay me listening to the next song."
Yun Yong was taken aback for a moment: "Do you think the ballad sounds good?"
Yu Yuan smiled politely: "If possible, I would like to be selectively deaf in my ears."
Yun Yong: "..."
If the boss doesn't speak in the future, he must never say a word to this player again!
This is simply torture!
In the silence, Zhang Zheng's parents had already arrived at the door of the teaching office. The two middle-aged people didn't seem like the kind of honest children, but a bit petty.
Also, how grand is it to force such an outstanding child to jump off a building?
Yun Yong saw these two people as if he saw life-saving straws, and he lost the demeanor of the dean. He got up from the chair and led them in, and introduced to Zhang Zheng's parents: "This is Zhang Zheng's classmate. The Chinese teacher and math teacher in the school are also the head teacher and deputy head teacher, you two can ask them any questions."
Yun Yong was very happy as if he finally got rid of the hot potato. If the corners of his mouth were not still stiff, maybe it would have turned up sixty degrees now.
Zhang Zheng's mother's voice was a little shrill, and it sounded very uncomfortable. As soon as she came, she challenged Yu Yuan: "Where did you hide my son?"
Yu Yuan replied with a good temper: "I really don't know where your son Zhang Zheng is. I think you should ask the director next to you for the exact location. Zhang Zheng is not in my class. He insists on saying that he is in my class." , I can't help it either."
Zhang Zheng's mother was taken aback for a moment, as if she didn't know how to deal with this situation, she turned to look at Zhang Zheng's father, hoping that her good partner could help.
After Zhang Zheng's father received the signal, he continued to attack: "Nonsense! You demons who eat people and don't spit out bones! My son must have been eaten by you, and I want you to lose money! My son is so good, at least we have to pay us 8000 yuan Ten thousand!"
Yu Yuan sneered: "You guys are really big faces, and the director is the same. When throwing the pot away, one is more powerful than the other. Why can't you see your figure when the child is about to have an accident? Who can't do things that are easy to talk about? You can slander people with just a touch of the tongue. The whole class knows that there is no such person as Zhang Zheng in the fourth and fourth classes of senior high school. If the child is missing, you are not busy looking for the child to go to another class and let the teachers in other classes solve the dying problem. Don't you think it's funny?"
Zhang Zheng's father was also dumbfounded.
Yun Yong wanted to say something, but he didn't say a word.
"Director Yun, you have been the teaching director for so long, you still need a new teacher like me to teach you how to do things, do you think what I just said is right?"
Yun Yong: "..."
Yes, that's right!
Yu Yuan doesn't want to communicate anymore, it's just a bug among bugs!
but……
Yun Yong's eyes were on Yan Jin. He believed that one of the two players would let go.
There will always be people who are afraid of death.
"Teacher Yan, you are a good teacher who is upright and honest. Tell me, is there a kid like Zhang Zheng in your class?"
When Yun Yong was speaking, the hint in his eyes quickly pressed Yan Jin's head to let him answer well and follow the script, but Yan Jin glanced at him and said two words.
"No."
Yun Yong:! ! !
"Good partner, help me go back and see if there is anything wrong with Duan Sanxing's mentally handicapped kid. I will leave it to me here."
Yan Jin took a deep look at Yu Yuan, then nodded, and was about to go out. Yun Yong watched this scene with his head held high, waiting for Yan Jin to come back and beg him if he couldn't open the door.
But Jin opened the door and left.
There is no hindrance.
Yu Yuan was very happy when Yan Jin left. He looked at Yun Yong who didn't know what was going to happen and smiled slightly: "Maybe you should ask your boss to come and talk to me."
"It's been a long time since I met such an interesting player like you," Yun Yong vaguely revealed a figure, "Little guy, didn't your family tell you to back down when you saw a ghost?"
Yu Yuan said with a smile: "The space is too small, it's really hard to give in, Principal Li Gui, take care of yourself."
Quan Jiang was taken aback for a moment, he suddenly understood why Yun Yong was choked up by Yu Yuan and couldn't speak.
Quan Jiang finally showed his original appearance, a man in his fifties with a faint circle of strangle marks on his neck.
"This... player, do you know that the final interpretation of this dungeon is in my hands? They didn't do anything to you before because of the restrictions of the rules, but once I let go of this restriction, young man, you Do you know what your consequences are?"
"I don't know my consequences," Yu Yuan's eyes almost overflowed with a smile, "but I can predict your consequences."
"Oh? Let's hear it."
"Tell me your thoughts first, do you want players to experience the scene where the students in your class leave one by one?"
Yun Yong smiled triumphantly: "Of course not, they are all demons, crawling out of hell step by step, demons who cannibalize people without spitting out their bones."
"Sorry, they're not," he said with black smoke rising from his hand, "I am."
So Quan Jiang and Yun Yong saw a tall hat with the words Shengshi Qingping written on it on the head of the player who they saw as life and death.
They looked again and found that the player was still holding a chain of ecstasy in his hand. The chain was surrounded by black air, and it looked like something from the underworld.
Yun Yong seemed to be hit by the Five Thunder Talisman: Tell me a joke, I said in front of the top ghost messengers in the underworld that those earthbound spirits are demons who crawled out of hell to eat people without spitting out their bones.
There was a little alienation in Yu Yuan's smiling eyes, he shook the ecstasy chain and threw it to the ground, and said to Quan Jiang: "This is your consequence, do you want to try it early?"
Quan Jiang's scalp felt numb looking at the chilly chains of ecstasy, and the words "Shengshi Qingping" made his heart tremble even more. Anyone who has seen it knows that there are still ghosts in this hell except Xie Qiye and Fan Baye. There are third master Yu and fifth master Cheng.
Yu Sanye and Cheng Wuye are in the same status as Xie Qiye and Fan Baye in the underworld. There is another saying for ordinary errands in the underworld-it is better to mess with Fan Baye than Yu Sanye.
It was rumored that Third Master Yu was able to kill ghosts without hindrance, and he didn't care about the background behind ghosts at all. There were also rumors that Third Master Yu was related to Emperor Fengdu, and the background was so big that even Cha Yin Division had to be courteous to him.
There is only one thought in Quan Jiang's mind now, and that is——
I f*ck you b*tch, what kind of idiot did you recruit this boss to come in.
If Yun Yong could hear what Quan Jiang was thinking, he would have shouted loudly—"I've scolded him many times."
"So it's the third master Yu... Third master, how do you want to deal with this matter?"
Yu Yuan tilted his head and smiled: "I don't want to destroy your settings, but you also accept my logic chain, the dungeon is set up very well, it's fun, don't kill anyone in front of me. "
Quan Jiang didn't expect that there was a ghost messenger who was so easy to talk to, and Yun Yong couldn't move his eyes from looking at the ecstasy chain.
"Third Master, are you serious?"
"That's right, I'm just a player, and it's quite fun. Next time I have a chance, I can continue to experience your other dungeons. In addition, don't talk about it, just deal with it as you want, and I won't interfere with you."
"Third Master, in fact, we have already notified those participating players in our dreams. It may be because the Third Master is a ghost messenger, so our dream has not been delivered."
"Dream?" Yu Yuan squinted his eyes, "Did you ask them to sign the contract in your dream?"
It's one thing to have a normal dungeon for playing, it's another thing to sign a contract.
Quan Jiang was a little ashamed: "That's right, but they definitely wanted to experience it voluntarily. We didn't use violence to coerce them. The adults who work in the underworld may not know that money is very attractive to human beings."
Yu Yuan probably thought of what kind of contract it was, it was nothing more than how much money he would receive after successfully breaking through the level, and many dungeons were organized as a team, so it was inevitable that many people would be tempted.
Because they are lucky.
It's ridiculous to even sacrifice your life for money.
This kind of "you love me" thing, even a ghost messenger can't intervene, and to a certain extent, this is an act that complies with the law of the underworld. As long as the ghost is not asking for his life for no reason, it is considered legal.
Besides... those who dare to sign a contract with a group of ghosts don't know whether they are brave or sincere.
"Do you have a pardon from the underworld? If not, you'd better go to the underworld to register with me after this dungeon is over. You should not go to the hungry ghosts at this level."
All the ghosts wandering around in this world have once harbored harmful intentions. If there is no pardon from the underworld, the ghosts are not allowed to stay outside.
Quan Jiang's face was tense: "We are already applying, but you also know that there are many processes in the underworld, so it has not been approved, but it will be soon! If I am lucky enough to see you next time, I will definitely give the pardon to you. Hands in front of you."
Yu Yuan was too lazy to break up with him, and counting the time, Yan Jin was coming back soon, he had to end this topic as soon as possible, if someone found out, it would be very difficult to end.
"Next time, I will ask the ghosts in the dungeon if they have a pardon order. If there is no pardon next time, they will all be treated as lonely ghosts, and the underworld will also send out dark soldiers to arrest you and go back."
The subtext is don't cheat, those ghost soldiers in the underworld are not just kidding.
Under tremendous pressure, Quan Jiang said, "Definitely, definitely."
But he was thinking about when to tell the headquarters to move to the place earlier, so as not to be discovered by other ghosts in the underworld.
"Zhang Zheng is a very good child, but it's a pity to have such a pair of parents." Yu Yuan showed some sympathy in his eyes, "If you can get in touch with that child, please tell him for me, don't be afraid that the world will abandon you, because you are worldwide."
After Yu Yuan finished speaking, the ecstasy chains in his hand disappeared, as did the tall black hat, and he turned back into the pale-faced "sick man" who was terminally ill.
At this time, Yan Jin came back.
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