Dry!Exploding the five-three, one test to conferred gods

1 plus 1 equals 3?

Sin(30°)=1?

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This mistake is too low-level, I am useless.

"Huo Chen!" Xu Zhi woke up from the dream drenched in sweat, and sat on the bed with his arms around his knees: "I dreamed that I failed the exam."

He lowered his eyes and glanced at the time, it was now 5:25 in the morning, the sky was bright outside, and it was already ten days of summer day.

Huo Chen was still in a deep sleep, he didn't seem to be awakened by him, his breathing was even, and his eyelashes fluctuated slightly.

Xu Zhi called out lonely, leaned back and fell down again, wanting to go back to sleep. When turning over, he glanced at the bedside table from the corner of his eye, and saw a few sheets of paper on it, densely packed with his familiar handwriting... oh Huh, did Huo Chen work hard last night?

Xu Zhi looked over curiously——

Huo Chen picked out the typical ones from his competition questions over the years, transformed and interpreted them, and spread his thinking to the extreme.

Xu Zhi scanned them one by one, as if reading a martial arts secret book. If you have an epiphany or not, you can say it first, just memorize the words first.

6:00.

Huo Chen woke up.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Xu Zhi in the morning light holding the contest question he bet on last night, concentrating on it, and directly blocked the opening remarks he had prepared, "Morning", with a concentrated expression.

He closed his eyes again and pretended to sleep for a while.

After Xu Zhi finished reading those pages of handwritten secrets, she rolled onto Huo Chen's bed, scratched his neck and said, "Brother Chen got up."

Huo Chen suddenly opened his eyes, clutching his wrist and pressing it by his side: "Don't make trouble."

Xu Zhi glanced at his waist and hips maliciously, rubbed his calf over and rubbed it: "The elasticity is good, does it take some time?"

Huo Chen threw off the thin quilt covering his body and turned back, looked at Xu Zhi from top to bottom, with a restrained and hoarse voice: "Wake up, little fairy."

"Pfft," Xu Zhi hooked his neck and fell down, staring at Huo Chen's black and white eyes and asked, "What time did you sleep last night?"

Huo Chen: "I don't know, just sleep when you're sleepy."

It took longer to bet on the question than to do it, maybe after two o'clock at night, he didn't pay attention.

"It's kind of silly," Xu Zhi said, "But I'm so touched."

……

In order to express his touch, Xu Zhi asked Huo Chen to sit on the seat during the breakfast buffet, and he shuttled back and forth like a hardworking bee, bringing back plates and cups of food, and asked from time to time: "Young master Is there anything you want to eat?"

The one who serves is called Zhou Quan.

"Yes," Huo Chen held a fork with his slender fingers, sipped his coffee and said solemnly, "You."

Xu Zhi, who was stared at as food, trembled and almost dropped the custard bag in his hand: "Eat well and don't speak H."

The ending was not suppressed, and Zhou Youcai, who was passing by with a plate, heard it. The child blushed, and went back to his seat to mutter for a long time before complaining to Feng Xiao: "Genius is a genius, and I don't let it go when I'm in love and studying. , I haven’t even pulled a girl’s little hand, but I’ve pulled my hips all over the place, Lao Feng, I think it’s time to change my screen name.”

Feng Xiao was flipping through a math notebook while eating, and it took him a long time to raise his head and glance at him: "I think so too."

If they keep fighting with Huo Chen, their lives will be much less fun, such as puppy love.

So the two of them took out their phones at the same time.

Huo Chen glanced at the neighboring table: "What are they doing?"

Xu Zhi wiped her mouth: "Hen, anyway, I don't want to be gay."

I can't tell, Huo Chen still cares about his classmates, the indifference on his face before may not be false propaganda.

After Zhou Youcai changed his WeChat name, he raised his mobile phone towards Huo Chen, with a face of "I will look up to you in the future and never want to surpass you" in submission: "Boss Huo, I changed my name."

Huo Chen didn't turn on the phone, looked at Zhou Youcai and asked blankly: "What was your name before? Why did you change your WeChat name? If you change it, you can enter the national team, what's the saying?"

He pulled Xu Zhi seriously: "Do you want to change it too?"

Zhou Youcai: "..."

Feng Xiao: "..."

Let's go together, beat Huo Sha X up, okay?

Zhou Youcai walked away angrily carrying the exam bag. He was so angry that he suffered an internal injury and was about to vomit blood.

Feng Xiao gritted her teeth and said, "Huo Chen, wait."

He blushed and hurriedly chased after Zhou Youcai.

Huo Chen was stunned, and asked Huo Chen innocently and aggrieved: "What did I do to them?"

Xu Zhi: "..."

How the hell can he explain this.

"These two things are fine," Huo Chen shook his head, and said helplessly, "Forget it, Brother Chen doesn't care about them, let's go, go to the examination room."

It was a sunny day in the early morning in early summer, and when I came out suddenly, the scorching wind covered my face, and it was hot.

Before entering the examination room, Xu Zhi suddenly grabbed Huo Chen and said, "I transferred to No. [-] Middle School at this season last year. It's been a year."

"Hey," the other participating students from No. [-] High School heard this and gathered around: "Does Xiaozhi want to give a counterattack speech?"

"No, no." Xu Zhi smiled embarrassingly, his ears were a little red, and he said embarrassedly: "Compared to the big brothers, this is not a counterattack."

After finishing the ball, being interrupted like this, he forgot what to say to Huo Chen.

Huo Chen took his shoulder lightly, patted it, and flirted with those classmates: "By the way, Zhou Fei probably brought adult diapers for the two-and-a-half-hour exam, do you want him to get one for you to wear. "

"guna~~" The ending sounded a few turns and dragged on for a long time, a group of fourth middle school were so domineering that they wanted to give Huo Chen a scoop to see if his mind was completely muddled: "You only need it."

Huo Chen laughed very annoyed: "Do I need to sit for two and a half hours? One and a half hours is the upper limit of your Brother Chen."

All the top scholars: "..."

I want to roll up my sleeves and beat someone up, too much.

Xu Zhi: "..."

In fact, he also wanted to roll up his sleeves.

The mental activity was not over yet, only to hear the teacher Zhou Fei who led the team yell: "Students from No. [-] Middle School, come here, if you need something, come and pick it up from me."

He pointed to a large bag in front of him. Outside of the chocolate Snickers drink, there was a faint shadow of adult diapers in it.

The top students cheered and scattered, rushing to their respective examination rooms.

Zhou Fei: "..."

What's going on with this kid.

Xu Zhi sat in the examination room, looked at the bright sunshine outside the window, rubbed the center of his brows before the test papers were handed out, and said in his heart: Master Zhi, come on.

Just like Huo Chen guessed, the math questions in the competition were not very difficult and there were no over-the-top ones. Most of the questions focused on the flexibility of the examination room. The questions that you can understand at a glance, and the questions that you don’t know are completely impossible to solve. very.

Xu Zhi wrote methodically, and when it was time to turn the page, she had already given up four small questions.

It's been less than an hour, which is fine.

He took a deep breath and lowered his head again.

The rustling sound of the pen tip scratching the paper lasted until a few minutes before the end of the exam. Finally, the lines on the side of the boy's face were no longer tense. Xu Zhi put on the cap of the pen with a soft "click", and pushed the test paper to the front. Pushed, reached out and pressed his stomach.

Really, he would starve to death if he didn't ring the bell to rewind the paper.

This test consumes a lot of blood.

Oh, and I have to rush to the bathroom to put some water, and suffocate him to death.

"Okay, you can leave the examination room now."

Xu Zhi, who worked hard for a while, was holding back to the limit, and finally heard the sound of heaven like an amnesty, and rushed out of the classroom with a whoosh.

In unison, he, Huo Chen and all the candidates from No. [-] Middle School met in the bathroom.

Huo Chen came to squat him, this young man sat in the examination room for two full hours for the first time, handed in the papers in advance, wandered out to put some water, and just waited for his boyfriend in this area.

What an infatuated man.

"You don't dislike the smell." Xu Zhi covered her nose and came out, flicking the water droplets on her hands: "Fuck, it's so hot."

Huo Chen handed over a facial tissue: "Wipe."

"I heard that someone handed in the test within two hours. It's you, Huo Chen, why the hell are you so frivolous?" Xu Zhi reprimanded Huo Chen, "Did you do everything right?"

"I was going to leave in an hour and a half," Huo Chen said a little bit aggrieved, "Old Feng threatened me when I entered the examination room, saying that if I dared to hand in the papers too early and ruin the morale of the army, he would break himself Chase you."

Feng Xiao and Huo Chen were in the same examination room.

"Hahahaha..." Xu Zhi laughed loudly: "You believe me, in order to prevent him from chasing me, you held back your urine for an extra half an hour."

Huo Chen: "..."

They had a half day off in the afternoon, and they had a meal near the test center. On the way back by taxi, Huo Chen fell asleep leaning on Xu Zhi's shoulder.

Xu Zhi hugged him onto his lap as a pillow, and traced along Huo Chen's outline with his fingertips.

So lovely.

Xu Zhi thought again, as long as she looks good, she doesn't want to see whose boyfriend it is.

Before entering the dormitory, Xu Zhi glanced at the opposite door subconsciously. It happened that someone came out to open the door. When he bumped into him, he frowned: "Hey, student Xu can enter the national team this time, right?"

The meaning of provocation is obvious.

It was the classmate Zheng who called Wang Chunshang out last time and murmured that Huo Chen might have given him the answer. He used to be in class three, but this semester he is assigned to class two in Zhuzhen.

Xu Zhi glanced at Huo Chen who was still sleepy, turned his face and smiled at him: "It's hard to say."

Not sure, but not totally sure.

Classmate Zheng sneered contemptuously: "Yes, it's hard to say that the proctor is too strict to copy."

"Even if the invigilator is not strict, who can copy for you and find someone?" Huo Chen dragged Xu Zhi behind him and stuffed it into the dormitory: "Anyway, I won't copy for you."

Xu Zhi couldn't laugh or cry at the door, and pulled Huo Chen in with one hand: "Go to sleep, won't you be sleepy again?"

The other party slammed the door shut: "Damn gay."

He failed to solve half of the questions in the examination room, he was hopeless, and the depression in his heart was beyond words.

boom.

Huo Chen pushed Xu Zhi aside and kicked open the opposite door. His appearance was tough, he went to two extremes, he smiled brightly, and when he was fierce, he was fierce: "Zheng Yiyan, who are you scolding?"

"I'll scold whoever is gay." Zheng Yiyan shrugged his shoulders and confronted him tit for tat, but his voice was visibly weaker: "There's nothing you can do if you want to recognize me."

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