Dry!Exploding the five-three, one test to conferred gods

"Fuck." Xu Zhi pulled the back of the school uniform, roughly tore it off and squeezed it into a ball, then threw it viciously into the trash can on the side of the road, his eyes gradually turned cold.

Tomorrow he will come to squat these small advertisements, catch and beat each of them.

Xu Yuan was listlessly sitting on the sofa drinking health tea, and stared at Xu Zhi non-stop since the moment he entered the door: "Son, what is that on your body? Dasi Education, an expert in improving points... Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger, get on 985, pagoda town river demon, worst 211... oh, when did such a talent appear in the advertising industry..."

"Are you jealous, Boss Xu?" Xu Zhi took off the small advertisement that hadn't been torn up just now, stuck it in the palm of his hand, and stretched it out in front of Xu Yuan: "There is a phone number, do you want to poach someone?"

Xu Yuan started his business with an advertising company, and the business of the company under his name is still related to marketing.

"No digging." Xu Yuan pursed his lips and shook his head: "The past few years of training have made money, so I can't dig."

It turned out that some departments of gynecology and andrology with unscrupulous diseases came out to post this kind of dog skin advertisement, but unexpectedly, even supplementary courses institutions also started.It is also directly pasted on people, the sticking method is a bit barbaric and fussy.

Xu Zhi walked upstairs with a cold face: "Go to sleep."

Remedial lessons, he really fucking needs remedial lessons.

Before making up lessons, let's memorize an English text first.

Xu Zhi changed into her pajamas after washing, took out her English textbook from her schoolbag, and lay on the bed to read scriptures.From the first word of the first lesson to the last word of the last lesson, he closed the book and looked at his watch. It was almost twelve o'clock at night. This was a night spent studying.

Xu Zhi thought about it several times before falling asleep, he was not sure if he was crazy or not.It seems that it is the same whether he is crazy or not, and he can't really drop out of school.

On Wednesday morning, he met the legendary English teacher, Jiang Ming, Jiang Xiaohuadan, who is worth seeing once in a million.As soon as he opened his mouth, he grasped the imposing manner of England to death, instantly making people feel dizzy from the Qing Dynasty to England.After passing a few girls, she nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's time for boys."

Suddenly, there was a small erratic look in his eyes.

Squad leader Ji Daming came first, and was not overwhelmed by the question. He even had a personal speaking show, which won a lot of booing applause.

"Huo Chen?" Jiang Ming looked at Huo Chen with anticipation.

Huo Chen was about to stand up, but he said: "You continue to read your English original, I won't waste your time."

all the classmates:"……"

Oh.

Jiang Xiaohuadan has to show off in every class. There is a master in their class who can read hundreds of thousands of English original works, so there is no way for ordinary children to survive.

"Where's the new classmate?" Jiang Ming put his eyes on Xu Zhi: "Who is your partner?"

Xu Zhi's face was a little green, and he heard his partner, Song Huahua, say something out of nowhere: "Student Xu has been memorizing English for two days without sleep."

The restless Xu Zhi: "..."

Sooner or later, he would have to kill that idiot Song Huahua.

Jiang Ming's eyes lit up: "Then ask classmate Song to memorize the after-school dialogue of Lesson 19 for us, and the partner's classmates who can't memorize it will add."

"I'm sorry." Song Huahua stood up straight and said loudly.

"If you can't recite it, please invite your partner." Jiang Ming raised his chin as a gesture of invitation.

Xu Zhi's face turned green and froze: "..."

Lesson 19, the shortest one in the whole book, has two natural paragraphs and eleven sentences.I'm sorry, but he just didn't memorize it. It's not that he didn't memorize it, but he didn't memorize this article at all.Not to mention the conversation after class, he didn't even look at it, and he couldn't make it up on the spot.

Song Huahua didn't tell him that he had to memorize the conversations after class. Xu Zhi almost showed Jiang Ming beating up Song Huahua on the spot. After two days of hard work, he couldn't beat a bad teammate.

He is also very sorry.

After standing in class, Song Huahua's back was no longer bent, and his spirit was no longer listless. He returned to his seat with a smile: "So whoever stands in Jiang Xiaohuadan's class is completely random, it all depends on her mood. Second-rate--"

Xu Zhi almost didn't go crazy: "You fucking want to have a next time?"

Song Huahua took it for granted: "No one in the class has stood up before."

Xu Zhi really hoped that he would take the initiative to consider changing partners, otherwise he would beat him up sooner or later.

"Has Brother Chen ever stood there?" Liu Bei asked back.

Li Yandong said: "Brother Chen has no partner."

Xu Zhi thought of Song Huahua's fallacious reasoning, and gave him an angry look: "I don't have either." Break up, stop playing.

"Oh, Song Erhua, how many times have you been abandoned?" Ji Daming seized the time to add insult to injury.

Huo Chen was half a beat behind, he turned his head and glanced at Xu Zhi first, and said, "Are you implying that I want you to be my partner?"

Xu Zhi's face instantly shriveled like a big cucumber pickled in vinegar: "..."

Fuck, what he said was too smart.

Song Huahua jumped over anxiously: "Go, go, you are everywhere, I dare to spit on the ground and swear, classmate Xu has a partner, he will never break up with me."

Yao Yi, the life committee member, took a photo and said, "Song Huahua, are you disgusting? I will deduct points from you."

"I was just kidding." Xu Zhi said calmly.He wanted to make up for the wisdom he had lost on Huo Chen's side.

"I knew it." Ji Daming wanted to keep the class quiet: "It's over, let's go and study."

The first grade of high school still has the treatment of weekends and weekends. Once the string was relaxed on Friday night, it was almost nine o'clock when Xu Zhi woke up on Saturday morning. If he was not woken up by Xu Anan's crying downstairs, he might still be able to sleep.

A burglar broke into the house?

Xu Zhi put on her pajama pants and pushed open the door. Xu An'an's crying was interrupted roughly by Xu Yuan: "You're already in the fourth grade and you still have the guts to cry with an 8 in the math test. Go, get out and cry."

"Xu Yuan, who are you telling me to get out?" Le Man came out of the kitchen, screaming with red eyes, "Do you teach children like this?"

Xu Yuan pointed at her: "Get out with her."

……

Xu Zhi quietly retreated into the room and closed the door. Soon, the sun outside the window was blindingly white.He squatted on the ground, rummaged through the trash can and found Dasi's fancy little advertisement last night, took a random photo and threw it into the [Five-year college entrance examination and three-year eating and drinking] group:

I want to go to make up lessons, hurry up, send me a red envelope to celebrate.

The group buzzed violently.

Cabbage arched a pig-Shen Qian: What did you say, my child?I remember that I seemed to get up in the morning, and I was not dreaming.

Ahhh-Zhao Hong: Do you believe in the matter of soul wear?I think I believe it.

Xu Zhi: I quit the group without the red envelope.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.Three beaming big red envelopes appeared in the group.

Rich Young Master Erliuzi@徐智: Zhiye, tell me the truth, is there a lot of beautiful girls in your school, so many that you even want to give up the joy of being a scumbag.

After ordering the red envelopes, Xu Zhi threw them the word "Thank you." and fled.

In the hall, neither Le Man nor Xu An'an left. The mother and daughter left Xu Yuan aside and sat at the dining table to eat with normal expressions, as if nothing had happened just now.

Seeing him coming downstairs, Leman greeted Xu Zhi to have breakfast with a big smile on his face. Xu Anan glanced at him, and squeezed out the word "Brother" from her lips. Not coming."

Xu Zhi glanced at her and smiled: "You don't need to act, just call me Xu Zhi."

Xu An'an put down his chopsticks and covered his mouth: "God, Xu Zhi, you look so pretty when you smile."

"Hurry up and eat." Xu Zhi pulled out the chair and sat down.

It was the first pleasant interaction between the siblings after they met. Leman held the kitchen door and breathed a sigh of relief. She came over with a drawer of steamed buns, walked up to Xu Zhi, bent down and whispered, "Xu Zhi Childish, An An likes your brother very much."

Xu Zhi didn't look at her directly, his eyes flicked to Xu Yuan's face, put down his chopsticks and said, "Boss Xu, talk about the company's inheritance rights on WeChat?"

Leman's face immediately collapsed.

Zhai Xin really sent Xu Zhi back to rob Xu Yuan's company from her. She knew that even after so many years, that woman still wouldn't let him go. She yelled at Xu An'an: "Go to study after eating, There was never a moment without dawdling."

Xu Yuan dropped his chopsticks, and said warmly to Xu Zhi, "Come on, Dad will go out for a walk with you."

Xu Zhi put a piece of chewing gum in his mouth and said, "Go play, I don't have time."

Xu Yuan made a three-step layup gesture: "Let's play with Dad."

Xu Zhi came out of the entrance and ran to the stairs: "No."

He looked up the address on the small advertisement on his mobile phone. It was in the north of City G, which was the site of several famous universities. There were large and small primary and secondary education and training institutions scattered around it, and it was very well-known in City G. high.

Xu Zhi took the subway for seven or eight stops, walked out of the subway entrance and walked along the mobile phone navigation for a while, looked up, and saw the colorful banners of various training institutions flying in the windows of the skyscrapers dominating the prime location, which was more colorful than a bar street striking.The middle-aged men and women in plain clothes were holding their children in their hands, carrying bags with the logos of various training institutions on their backs, and they were in a hurry.

However, judging from the age of supplementary students, most of them are elementary school students and junior high school students, and there are very few high school students.

When you walk into the building, you have to ask which one is better for supplementary courses, which one is good for mathematics, which one is for Chinese, and which one is for English. After a quick glance at the one, the arrangement can be made clear for you.

He walked around from the beginning to the end, and none of the family went in. He memorized the names of three or two more reliable institutions, downloaded the APP on his mobile phone, clicked in and chatted with the online customer service, and after explaining his plan to make up lessons, the customer service slapped Come over a few sets of papers, let him finish submitting within a limited time, and then arrange the corresponding class type according to the results.

Fuck!

Once the test goes down, will he have to do it all over again in junior high school?The reality proved that he is a magic stick. This prophecy came true after he clicked on the test paper. The system assigned him the courses of the third year of junior high school and suggested that he start from there.

fuck fuck fuck!

The more you live, the more you go back, there is no need to mess around.

Should he go back to the Heavenly Shit Road of No. [-] Middle School to get drenched in shit, and bathe in some talent before he can go to high school?

The author has something to say: "Heavenly king Gaidihu, get on 985, pagoda suppresses the river monster, the worst is 211." This sentence is not original by me, the head teacher said it verbally every day in high school, I don't know if it is his original .

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