Dry!Exploding the five-three, one test to conferred gods

Xu Zhi: You don't seem to be interested in this, so I won't talk about it.

Opponent: How did you spend your summer vacation?

Xu Zhi: I don’t know, just stay.Are you going home?Can I still make up lessons?You have done all the English and physics work.

His physics is abysmal.

The other party disappeared for a while, and after a while, he told him that making up lessons is worse than brushing up on the questions, where you can't do it. He also said that there will be make-up classes during the summer vacation of the fourth middle school, which is better than making up lessons outside the school, reminding Xu Zhi to pay attention to the school's notice.

Xu Zhi chased him and asked: Are you going home?If you don't go home, come on, I don't really want to go to school.

Respondent: I have something to do, but I’m not free.

Xu Zhi: ...

All right, Xueba has a lot of backbone, and money can't make them bow down, and it's even difficult to meet them face to face.

Xu Zhi: I kind of want to squat you at the gate of your school.

Opponent: Come on, there are four gates in the southeast, northwest, and if you don't get dizzy, you count as a loser.

Xu Zhi: ...

Lu Chi didn't want to talk.

Waiting for someone: I will not treat you to dinner even if I squat, I have no money.

Xu Zhi: I invite you.

Waiting for someone: I didn't think about what to eat.

Xu Zhi: ...

Okay, there are a lot of problems.

"Xu Zhi." Xu Yuan was very satisfied with his final exam results this time, and he almost bought a few firecrackers to kowtow on the ancestral grave to thank the eight generations of his ancestors. He returned home on time every nine to five these days : "Do you want to find a tutor during the summer vacation?"

It's really bothering me.

Xu Zhi: "...No need."

I would like to ask Xu Yuan if he can poach the boss of "Waiting for someone" from S University.

Xu Yuanji respected his thoughts: "That's right, let's relax during the summer vacation."

Xu Zhi: "..."

Boss Xu is not expected to come up, it seems that he still has to go to S University to squat.

But he doesn't know what "waiting for someone" looks like, how to squat, and has no target.After a while, he remembered again, the Department of Mathematics of University S has only 70 people on the Internet, so he can just go to the Department of Mathematics as a junior.There are even fewer people who don't go back during the summer vacation. The library, the cafeteria, anyway, you can always find people if you go a few times.

clever.

Xu Zhi snapped her fingers, calculating how to act.He took out his mobile phone and sent a message to "Waiting for someone": I am going to go to S University to squat you.

"Waiting for someone" replied to him after two days: You come.

Xu Zhi: ...

It is not acceptable to lose the momentum of the squatting plan without opening business.

Xu Zhi: I have made a perfect squatting plan, squatting until you.

The other party directly sent him a location, and Xu Zhi almost vomited blood after taking a look at it, the national xx laboratory of S University.

fuck.

Is it true that several buildings in the surrounding area are equipped with electronic eyes, the kind that block mobile phone signals and prevent outsiders from entering, so he is still a squatting person.

Xu Zhi: I have decided to suspend the squatting plan.

The other party sent a laughing expression, a little proud.

Xu Zhi: ...

Laughing, laughing, he's going to post a missing person notice at the gate of S tomorrow to see if that person can still smile.

Xu Zhi: You can't flirt with me like this, it's a scumbag.

"Waiting for someone" who didn't make much money and was beaten as a scumbag: flirt with you?

Whether he lectures seriously or not, how can he become provocative.The peerless studious "waiting for someone" doesn't quite understand the logic of this world.

Xu Zhi: It was you who aroused my interest in math class, it was you, you were you...

Waiting for someone: Oh, I am not responsible for this.

Xu Zhi: Hey, is the scumbag complaining to the bureau?I have one here who needs to go in and squat for a few months.

"Waiting for someone" sent another laughing emoji, turned off the engine, and went offline.

Another day of doing nothing.

The next day, when Xu Zhi woke up early in the morning, there was a small red dot ding ding ding on WeChat, and dozens of voice messages were sent by that bastard Song Huahua, asking him to play basketball, even giving him the location of the basketball court. sent over.

In the basketball court of S University.

going or not?This is an alternative proposition.

Xu Zhi scratched her sleepy hair, Leman's voice came downstairs nagging Xu An'an: "Why do you practice dancing if you're so lazy, just drop out of class."

Xu An'an retorted: "Dancing, piano, painting... I don't like it. I like martial arts and fencing. You just don't let me learn it."

Leman raised his voice: "Your dad doesn't like you learning that."

Xu An'an was set on fire, and shouted, "If he doesn't like me, he can't learn from me? He knows how to find fault with me all day long. Why don't you talk about Xu Zhi, as long as he is Xu Yuan's own."

Le Man: "You have the ability to yell at him, don't play tricks on me every day."

Xu Anan cried: "You have the ability, why don't you block Xu Zhi from living at home, this is obviously my home..."

……

Xu Zhi brushed his teeth two or three times.The morning sun had already shifted from his window to other places. In the clear midsummer weather, he always felt that there was a dark haze in the house, which made him very irritable.

Xu Zhi searched for the jersey he brought from the county seat, stuffed it in his backpack and went downstairs.

"Where are you going, Xu Zhi?" Downstairs, Le Man stopped him with red eyes: "Let's go after breakfast."

Xu Zhi: "No, I'm in a hurry."

There was still more than an hour before the appointment with Song Huahua, and he just found an excuse not to eat at home.

S large basketball court.

Song Huahua was the first to arrive. He was dribbling the ball and making coquettish layups. When he saw Xu Zhi arrive, he whistled at him: "Did I surprise you with that jump just now?"

Xu Zhi snatched the ball and dunked him a standard three-step layup: "I suspect that the fourth middle school is deducting the salary of the physical education teacher. Be careful, this is a standard action."

"Fuck, you've been in the air for a long time." Song Huahua was envious and jealous, and jumped away happily.

"Ask him how many times he has passed the physical education class." Ji Daming, who came by coincidence, wiped the sweat from his face and waved at them: "Let me show you the handsome and invincible demeanor of our No. [-] men's basketball team."

"Oh," a few seconds later, a sigh came in. Li Yandong, who was holding two big breakfast bags in both hands, looked at Ji Daming's dribbling posture and said with emotion: "It's still so much fun for mentally handicapped children."

The venue was temporarily given over to three IQ children. Xu Zhi looked around with sharp eyes. Li Yandong, who had set up breakfast and was ready to eat, slapped him behind him: "Zhier, who is waiting so eagerly?"

Xu Zhi came back to his senses in shock, and kicked him with the wind: "Who said I was waiting for someone."

He just wanted to take this opportunity to see if it was possible for "Waiting for someone" to appear near the basketball court.I'm just curious, but I really can't say how much I look forward to, let alone such a provocative word like hope to see through.

Li Yandong waved his hand in Xu Zhi's "Looking forward", and greeted the three partners: "Have you all had breakfast? I bought too much."

It's quite a lot.

Seeing that the buns he bought looked good, Xu Zhi unceremoniously divided them into two: "Thanks."

Li Yandong turned his head and sold to Song Huahua again: "Won't Erhua come for two?"

Song Huahua clutched his stomach: "I can't come, this thing is greasy, and I have to go to the toilet after eating it."

Xu Zhi: "..."

He couldn't eat anymore.

Ji Daming also shook his head: "Don't eat, my stomach hurts after running violently after eating."

The four changed their jerseys and prepared to warm up, but they didn't notice that a new group of high school students in No. [-] Middle School uniforms also stared at the field, pushing them to the side frequently, intending to grab the field.

After dealing with them for a while, Song Huahua was very annoyed, and put the basketball into Xu Zhi's hand: "You play first, I have to fight with them."

Xu Zhi glanced at the group of boys wearing No. [-] Middle School uniforms: "Count me in."

Wouldn't it be nice to turn over these things?

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