There is nothing more terrifying than waking up refreshed early in the morning, only to find that there is a damn sinister and despicable snake under the bed.

The little Hazai immediately became vigilant, stretched its front limbs forward, lowered its body, and let out a low warning growl from its throat.

Beat the grass and startle the snake.

The little snake noticed it, and spat out the snake letter disdainfully. Before the little ha cub could make a move, it struck the dog first, and swung its tail.

Compared with the little snake with rich fighting experience, the little hag is really not enough in its eyes. Even if it is only the thickness of a thumb now, it can easily restrain this stupid dog.

The slender tail was thrown out, and the little Hazai jumped away vigilantly, his legs were still entangled, the little snake pulled a little harder, and the little Hazai fell on the bed.

The little snake turned its head slightly towards the door, and immediately retracted its domineering tail, coiled it on the quilt, and looked rather cute.

The little Hazai was inexplicably defeated, seeing that it suddenly withdrew its tail, without having time to think about it, it got up and rushed towards the little snake.

Then it found itself soaring, its limbs paddling the air in vain.

Yan Ta's voice came from above his head, "Dundun, don't make trouble."

Yan Ta got up early in the morning and went out to clear up the weeds in the yard. After Xiaoqi had made breakfast, he came to the bedroom to wake up the cubs.Just saw that scene.

"This is Xiaoya, don't mistake him."

After all, they are all cubs, Yanta thought for a while, in order not to make the cub feel strange and reject the little snake, he did not hide the fact that the puppy is a cub, and he should be able to recognize it by smelling it.

Yanta touched his nose.

Fortunately, cubs are easier to fool.

He didn't have to explain why the puppy turned into a little snake.

The little ha cub was dumbfounded, until it finished breakfast, it still looked like that dumbfounded.

Wanting to go swimming again, Yan Ta turned on the live broadcast.

"Hello, everyone, this is the Tata live broadcast room. Today... Today I want to introduce a new member of the family."

He just spoke, and the barrage in the live broadcast room went faster.

[A salted fish: What kind of fluffy cub this time!Show me now! ! 】

[Tuwei: I'm ready! 】

[Vito is an adult now: Aww!The group is too hardworking!The live broadcast started so early! 】

[Elizabeth Queen: Here I come!How about Gordon every day, if you don't come back, I will expose you! 】

Yanta was more familiar with IDs, so he looked at their bullet screens, pinched his white and soft ears, he was not very good at lying, "The puppy at home has come home, um, it was picked up by its family let's go."

"The new cub is not fluffy, it's a snake cub."

[Do not eat fish balls:? !snake!No, anchor, why don’t you come here to play with the sun? Everyone knows how the cubs in your family got here. Every time the new ones are fluffy, let’s just forget about it. Why did you get a snake this time? who. 】

[Meow meow meow:?Upstairs sb, why are you everywhere. 】

[Tuwei: Stop arguing!How come they can still quarrel during the live broadcast of Tuanzi? What kind of bullshit? ! 】

[Don’t eat fish balls: I’ve stepped on yours, can’t I say it, wow, did I say something wrong, how can a normal anchor have so many cubs at home, if it’s not for fucking people, who will believe it, haha_]

This person sent such a long paragraph, Yan Ta couldn't help noticing, what the other party said was well-founded, and Yan Ta almost believed it.

There are still people who are so persistent in blackmailing themselves. Yan Ta, who has met many black people and turned fans, said that this kind of encounter is quite novel.

He said half in jest and half in truth: "I said that these cubs were all picked up, do you believe it?"

[Tuwei: I believe it! 】

[Elizabeth Queen: I believe it!Damn, I even believe that a certain dog ran over by itself! 】

[Wu Liuqi: I believe it too!Forward this Tata, and you can pick up furry cubs that can be masturbated, rua, and sucked when you go out! 】

Seeing the forwarded barrage on the screen, a smile appeared on Yan Ta's face.

"It's not all picked up, it depends on luck."

[Don't eat fish balls: I can't explain it. Some people believe this kind of stupid reason. Are you blind or IQ basin? 】

【. 】Launched [-] starships to the anchor ~ Come on, anchor ~ Work hard to update ~

【. : The little snow leopard is my family's cub. I don't eat fish balls. Do you have any opinions? 】

[Elizabeth Queen] cast a hundred starships, boom—blow up fireworks for the anchor!

[Elizabeth Queen: Although I don’t want to admit it, I know that stupid one. It’s not some little actor who is used to fuck people. Thank you. I don’t eat fish balls. Be smarter. It’s illegal to kidnap and sell cubs, and it’s also illegal to hire child labor. It's really like what you said, why hasn't Tuanzi been titled yet, you should read more when you have time, after all, your brain is too small to remember anything. 】

[Tuwei: Hahaha! !I can laugh at this slap for a year!Are you stupid? If you don’t eat fish balls, hurry up and talk! 】

[Don’t eat fish balls: What about snakes? !How come no one came out to claim it? 】

[Wu Liuqi: You are in a hurry, you are in a hurry! 】

[Venom is doing it again] Launching two hundred starships to the anchor ~ Newcomer report, please take care of me!

[Venomous snake can do it again: Claim the snake cub. 】

[Wu Liuqi: Hahahahahaha! 】

There was a sneer at the bottom, this person disappeared soon, Yanta was a little confused by this reversal.

Mr. Little Snow Leopard, Mr. Period, can still understand, when did the little ha cub get involved with Elizabeth, a fan, since they knew each other, why didn't they take the cub back?

And the snake cub, why did someone come out to claim it all of a sudden.

He didn't know much better than that black fan. He was in a state of confusion in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. He kept smiling silently and looked at the two cubs several times.

Barrage is like New Year's Eve, there is nothing more exciting than seeing a live slap in the face.

[Tuwei: I'm so curious, these bigwigs are so rich, so they made an appointment to send the cubs to Tuanzi's house, so that Tuanzi can help raise them?Why does it feel so cool, Yazi. 】

[Five Six Seven:!Is there really such a thing? !Please tell me how much the boarding fee is, and I'll send the naughty cub over here quickly! 】

[A salted fish: Don't think about it upstairs, just look at the starships voted by the big boss's parents, it is enough to feed yourself for ten years. 】

-

When Toller cast the starship, the beep made everyone in the room look over.

A glamorous woman with brown hair and big/wavy said: "Viper, there is a situation. This is, which little anchor do you like? Tell my sister."

Toller almost wanted to cover her mouth, "Don't talk nonsense, this is not what I like!"

Another teenager who was fiddling with flower pots on the windowsill immediately turned around and squinted his eyes when he heard this, "Oh? It's not what you like? That's... hmm?"

All eyes in the room were now on him.

Toller nodded gravely.

A few people rushed over immediately, "Let me see!"

Several people gathered in front of the screen, looked at the young man inside, expressed their surprise, and clicked their tongues.

"Oh my god, it turns out that uh-like this kind?!"

"What a child, is he an adult yet? It's so miserable, he was - - taken a fancy to, how can he beat him in the future?"

"I can't believe it. Is it really like that? No, no, but if—— I really like him, I will definitely hold him and protect him. How can I be willing to fight..."

"Garbage, this 'hit' is not the other 'hit'."

It was the boy who moved the flower pots who said this, that is, Zachary, the group name man-eating flower. He looked at the strong man who questioned him with disdain, and sighed pretendingly, "Single dogs are so sad."

Strong man: "..." Urgent!Is it illegal to kill a colleague? !

The big/wavy beauty, that is, Beyoncé the scorpion, rubbed her hair with her fingers, "Is the news reliable, um, would you really like this kind of person? It feels different from what I thought."

They knew very well who the um, who was talking about.

When discussing with their mouths, they were so guilty that they could only use pronouns, but it didn't affect their communication.

Toller shook his head: "Not sure, I just came across this person's live broadcast room, let's take a look first."

It was unbelievable that the marshal would actually like someone, so they thought it was better to take another look.

-

The barrage was full of joy, and some people encouraged Yanta to open a cub kindergarten. Everyone wanted to send their cubs here.

After all, they have no chance to attract the anchor, so it would be nice to let the cubs at home suck it!

Speaking of sucking dumplings, many strange users suddenly appeared on the barrage.

[Rabbit: I finally found you!Tata!What a little transparency! 】

Mr. Rabbit searched for a long time but couldn't find which live broadcast room Yanta was from. Fortunately, God blessed Yanta, and Yanta was on the hot search. The photo on the reward order made the rabbit who had seen Yanta's original shape recognize it at a glance. This is not happy enough to eat a few carrots.

However, when he found the live broadcast room, he found that Yanta was completely different from the little transparent image he had imagined that no one appreciated and loved!

Yanta already has nearly 200 million fans!When the live broadcast started, he almost got stuck outside and didn't go in!

This is no small transparency, it can be regarded as a big boss among the anchors.

The ones who are as confused as him are the people who found it after seeing the trending searches in the game.

[Boss Komodo: I found my son here, let me see how cute the anchor is. 】

[Little Panda Biscuit: Tata! ! !I am coming! ! 】

[Passerby A, B, D: Seeing the hot searched ones, the anchor is too awesome, and even got a reward order, it’s not terrible, watch (←←)]

Reward order?Yan Ta was a little confused, what was going on today, there were so many confusing things, Yan Ta couldn't react quickly, and under the reminder of the barrage, he somehow figured out the reward order.

It was still related to the game. It turned out that Rabbit had misremembered the ID number that day, and everyone could only look for it on the Internet spontaneously. A comrade who couldn't find it used a simple and unpretentious method-directly issued a reward order.

As soon as this matter became a hot search, Yan Ta was quickly pointed out.

At present, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room exceeds 300 million, and the number of fans is also increasing.

Yanta could only sigh with emotion.

It's really easy to do work now, and there are so many rich people.

He is just a salted fish otter. Apart from cooking, making money and raising cubs is already the best life ideal in his life.

The water was rippling, Yanta didn't talk nonsense, changed back to his original form and went into the water, introduced the little ha cub and little snow leopard to the new audience as if by name, and then mentioned the new snake cub.

The fans only saw Yanta stretching out his hand. The circle around his wrist, which he thought was some kind of decorative bracelet, suddenly moved. It turned out that it was not the bracelet, but the snake cub that Yanta was talking about.

The snake cub with a thick thumb is pitch-black, not good-looking, not to mention there is a small scar on the head, probably because it is with the big furry Yanta, it will not make it look very cute. Fierce, but dumbfounded, it neatly sits in Yanta's palm, and the fans even find it a little cute.

Yanta carefully touched its little head with the other paw, the cool touch made him want to put his paw on his face and rub it, and then think of ways to warm the snake cub.

Even snakes don't need to.

He let the cub rest on one of his paws while he rubbed his face with the other.

The little Hazai on the shore finally recovered from the shock, howled, and almost sent himself into the water with his foot, and wanted to lie on Yanta's body too.The little snow leopard hadn't been in the water yet, so he joined in the fun, touched the water surface with his paws curiously, was scared by the cool touch, quickly retracted his paws, and made a meowing sound with his mouth, and his big tail swayed behind him shake.

[Tuwei: Duanzi, hurry up and do it, rua cub! ! 】

Yan Ta looked at the restless cubs on the shore, told them not to be so restless, and didn't care too much, then continued to rub his face, when it was very comfortable, his face suddenly became slightly cold, as if a piece of jade had been stuck on it.

When he opened his eyes, he found that the snake cub was stretching its tail tremblingly, tentatively, and touched his cheek.

Seeing that Yanta didn't object, the snake cub was obviously very happy. The whole snake, which had made an inch of it, touched it and stuck to it tightly. Yanta was more direct, and simply put it on the eye socket to form a ball. Before the snake cub When he reacted, he pressed his paw on the snake cub and rubbed it clockwise.

Little Tool Cub Snake: "..." The abdomen is attached to Yanta, and the back is also tightly attached. One side is warm and the other side is slightly cool. The different temperatures make the snake intoxicated and dizzy. .

Its personal feelings are conveyed to each audience through the side view mode of the live broadcast room.

-

The father of the little lizard, the strong man who spent a huge amount of money to issue a reward order, is turning into his original form and lying on the roof of his house, with the little lizard who insists on watching the live broadcast with him. It is a live broadcast, but the live broadcast platform has a parent-child mode, that is, adults can bring the cubs at home to touch some new things.

Seeing Yanta's original form, the little lizard's father felt that there was nothing he couldn't let his son see. In addition, the little lizard was stalking him, so he agreed to let Zaizai watch the live broadcast with him.

It's strange, the anchor obviously didn't do anything, but he just watched it with great interest, and he didn't have the idea of ​​swiping away.

It just so happened that a mecha game anchor I was following started broadcasting, and the light brain received the notification, and the little lizard's father hesitated for a second, then crossed out the news.

I just happen to be interested in this little dumpling, so it's fine if I don't watch the mecha competition one day away.

He continued to watch, the little lizard was much more excited than him, and shook his head when he saw Yanta, and wanted to crawl over to touch Yanta, but it was only watching the live broadcast, so of course it couldn't meet the person it wanted to touch.

The little lizard was so disappointed that his little tail twitched his father.

His dad: "It's okay, it's okay, just turn on the mode and it will be the same as meeting him."

While talking, the little lizard's father turned on the side view mode, which was his first time using this mode, and he didn't know why this anchor was so special, and what he could do with this mode.

Soon, he knew the benefits of this model.

In the side view mode, they feel exactly the same as the snake cubs, being rubbed and circled by the cool paw pads of the anchor, even though they are suspected of tool snakes, they are really sour.

In the past, most of the cubs were rubbed, and there was no one whose whole body was almost covered by the anchor.

It seems that the small size of the snake cub also has the advantage of being small.

The fans in the live broadcast room were all crying!

The little lizard's father has never experienced this feeling. As a Komodo dragon with great lethality in its original form, because it has no hair, the elders in the family didn't like to rub him very much when he was a child. Who would like to rub him compared to furry? A bald lizard that feels disgusting when touched.

It can be said that it was the first time for the little lizard's father to be rubbed like this, especially since he and the snake cub are very similar to a certain extent, so the experience is more profound.

Really... so cool! !

The little lizard, who had never seen the world, reacted more than he did. He was already rolling on the ground, tossing and turning, his two front paws embracing the tip of his tail, chattering.

The little lizard was intoxicated in his own world, and didn't realize that his father also made similar movements to it.

If someone looked down from the sky at this time, they would see two lizards, one big and one small, turning over and over like pancakes on the roof.

The picture is very joyful.

There are many people who react more violently than them in the live broadcast room.

A lot of people came here to eat melons, but they just wanted to see what kind of superpowers this anchor who can be found with a reward order has, who knows that the other party doesn't play cards according to common sense.

[Good bird every day:! ! !I am dead! 】

[Tent Festival: I'm dead too! ! 】

[Tangyuan Jianger: What kind of new magic is this!So perverted!I like it so much, thank you again! ! 】

[Hanhan Ben: I finally know why local tyrants are willing to spend a lot of money to issue reward orders. Woohoo, I will do the same if I have money!Who is willing to give up such a skillful dumpling! 】

[Ben Er doesn't want to: Me too!Love it so much love it! 】

[Tugou Bengou: Why did you let me scroll to this live broadcast? !social death orz]

[A salted fish: Hahahaha this experience seems familiar, brothers, let's shake hands! 】

-

Feeling that the paw pads became hot, Yanta took down the cub that had been rubbed dizzily, and the cub subconsciously hooked his paw with its tail, rubbing sticky on it.

Yanta swims past like a bank.

Because the little snake cub is not afraid of water, he still rolled around in the water. When he got up, he shook off the water droplets on his body vigorously.

Yanta swam to the shore, picked up the little Ha cub who couldn't help scratching the floor, and put it on his body. The little snow leopard wanted to follow, but it never went into the water unless it took a bath, and stood hesitantly in the pool. side.

Yanta would not force the cub to come up, scaring the cub would outweigh the gain.

He patted the little snow leopard on the head, letting it stay obediently on the bank, not to enter the water, then swung its long and wide hind legs, and swam towards the center of the pool.

The little ha cub was proficient in his movements, but he still couldn't help stepping on Yanta's body. Yanta pinched its little claws and said, "Dundun has never learned how to rub his face. I will teach it now."

rub your face! !

Isn't this one of the reasons why Xiao Hazai has to run over thousands of miles? !

Little Hazai took the initiative to stick out his face, but he couldn't help but spit out the tip of his pink tongue. He licked his tongue on Yanta's paw pad several times to please him. Yanta wiped his saliva clean, and laughed on the bullet screen. .

[Tuwei: Isn't this what I saw Tata look like? !While he couldn't help begging to be touched, he couldn't help drooling at the same time. 】

【Vito is an adult now: My mother asked me why I broke my brain and tongue. I didn't cry. When she saw me drooling, my mother beat me to tears. 】

[Elizabeth Queen: ... I'm not envious, really, hehe. 】

Little Hazai has no idea how the fans on the barrage are complaining about him, he just can't help it, wow, it's not his fault, he really can't help it!

Especially when thinking about what will happen next, the tail on the back of Xiaoha’s butt/butt is almost turning into a windmill——he thought in a daze, this scene seems familiar.

Sure enough, Yanta pinched its furry paws, and while explaining, pressed its paws on its eyes. I don’t know if the little Hazai really can’t or what, it still can’t press it, even if it presses it. When they go up, they will put down their paws with a puzzled face, and tilt their heads pretending to be puzzled.

"..."

In order to set an example, Yanta could only pinch its paw and put it on his face, and said softly: "Dundun, follow me, just like this, press it on the face, turn left and right, Don't use too much force, gently..."

Little Hazai: ... woo woo woo is the pinnacle of dog life!

Fans in the live broadcast room: So cool!Again!

Yanta rubbed its paws for a long time, and suddenly got a way to be lazy. He squeezed the paws of the little boy and rubbed his face a few times, and then asked, "Have you learned it?"

Little Hazai: Learning is useless and learning is useless!

Fans in the live broadcast: Useless, useless!

Yanta smiled slightly, "I have an idea, and I need Dundun's help..."

Little Hazai looked at him with light blue eyes, blinked, and didn't seem to understand, Yanta whispered: "Dundun likes rubbing like this, don't you?"

Of course I like it, so what's the point? !

Little Kazai stuck out his tongue and nodded frantically.

Yanta breathed a sigh of relief, put its paws on her face again, and said, "Dundun, let's play a game, rub it for me, and I'll rub it for you."

"Nod if you agree."

Little Hazai: "!!!" Wishing for it!

The laughing eyes of Tuanzi almost disappeared, and he said slyly: "Then you start first."

Let him enjoy it too.

Little Hazai was not reluctant at all, he was excited and moved slowly, rubbing on the furry face that he had thought about for a long time, and couldn't help pinching his big paws.

woo woo woo woo woo——

It's really like making dumplings, so happy, so happy!It doesn't want to wash its claws in its life!

The audience in the live broadcast room experienced the most intuitively, and the touch of his hands made their scalps tingle.

[Bang bang bang: Fuck! ! !I want to forward it in the family group! !Let my mother take a look, don't stop me! 】

[The quilt is too warm: This is so cool, I'm here too!Fuck it! 】

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