After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular

"You seduce?"

Meng Chun:? ? ?

He suspected that he had heard it wrong, Si Huai blinked and repeated it calmly.

Meng Chun: "...Si Guanzhu, this is not appropriate."

"I, I'm still a big yellow boy."

Si Huai looked at him and sighed, "I'm a married man."

"And if I do it, it's not seduction, it's exorcising ghosts."

Meng Chun was silent for a long time, then lowered his voice and asked, "How can I seduce you?"

"Front or back?"

Si Huai didn't know this toilet ghost's hobby, so he tentatively said, "Together?"

Meng Chun: "..."

"It's a shame, I don't deserve it."

When the two were at a stalemate, footsteps came from behind.

"Si Guanzhu, Meng Chun."

Yuan Yu appeared behind the two of them, and seeing them blocking the door of the public toilet, she frowned: "Is this toilet not usable?"

"Then I'll go to the excavation station."

When he received the news that Meng Chun was fine, he had already arrived at the trail at the entrance of the village, and got off the car to go to the toilet.

It's better to come early than to come by coincidence. Seeing Yuanyu wanted to go to the bathroom, Meng Chun quickly stopped him: "It's okay, you can go in."

"Teacher Si and I are waiting for you here."

Yuan Yu glanced at them suspiciously.

Si Huai said truthfully: "There is a toilet ghost in the village, and the recent loss of soul may be due to it."

The toilet ghost is a kind of ghost that likes to sneak up in the toilet. If humans encounter it, bad things will happen.

The toilet ghost is not a powerful ghost, and Yuanyu still has a mahogany sword on his body. Besides, there are so many toilets in the village, so he may not enter this public toilet.

Yuanyu didn't hesitate, and walked towards the men's room: "In that case, I'll go in and have a look."

Looking at his hurried back, Meng Chun couldn't help but ask, "Mr. Si, what if that toilet ghost goes to the women's toilet?"

Si Huai expressed admiration on his face: "You have great roots, and you can think so deeply. You must have a relationship with the toilet ghost. The task of the women's toilet is entrusted to you."

Meng Chun: "..."

What Dogen, just want to coax him to go to the women's bathroom!

The two were waiting at the door when Meng Chun's cell phone rang suddenly, it was Yuan Yu's call.

He hurriedly asked, "Daoist Yuan Bao, is something wrong?"

The other end of the phone was quiet for a moment, and Yuanyu said hesitantly: "Do you...have any paper?"

Meng Chun touched his pocket: "Yes, I'll bring it in for you."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and paused before walking up the steps.

Meng Chun hesitated, what if the toilet ghost really came?

After thinking about it, even if he came, with Daoist Yuan Bao inside and Teacher Si outside, nothing would happen.

Anyway, just send a piece of paper.

After finishing the psychological work, Meng Chun let out a breath and walked into the men's room.

The pit of the toilet is a long strip, divided into three narrow compartments, and there is no door.

As soon as Meng Chun entered, he saw a white shadow squatting in the first pit. He turned his head away from his eyes, and handed over the paper with a sideways body: "Daoist Yuanbao."

"Student Meng Chun, my name is Yuanyu."

Yuanyu's voice sounded slowly, and Meng Chun's heart soared to his throat in fright.

This voice... came from, from another squatting pit.

Da da da--

There was a ticking sound of water dripping from the squat pit next to him.

A smell worse than feces wafted over.

Meng Chun's legs trembled slightly, and his eyes were sore from the smoke.

He turned his head stiffly, only to see that the thing in the first pit was actually standing.

It has a round body and is dressed in a white coat. It looks ugly, and its mouth is dripping with saliva.

Meng Chun didn't hand over the paper for a long time, and Yuanyu couldn't help shouting: "Meng Chun, are you still there?"

Yuanyu's voice brought Meng Chun back to his senses. He screamed and rushed out of the toilet without looking back.

When Si Huai heard Meng Chun's call, he rushed in, took out a handful of ghost-suppressing charms, and threw them at the toilet ghost.

The toilet ghost didn't move quickly, and was fixed in the first pit, looking at Si Huai with blood-red eyes in horror.

A few meters away, it could feel the scorching yang energy from the opponent's body, which made it ache all over, and even dried out its saliva.

Si Huai scolded angrily: "You are an ugly monster, you don't even let men, women, children, or children off you!"

After finishing speaking, he first kicked the toilet ghost to vent his anger on Yuan Bao, then turned his head and asked Yuan Bao who was still squatting: "Yuan Bao, do you want to kick a few times?"

Yuan Bao was silent for a while, and asked, "Can you give me the paper first?"

His feet were almost numb.

Si Huai had no paper on him, so he had to go out to find Meng Chun to get the paper.

The two priests were inside and subdued the toilet ghost.

Meng Chun dragged Si Huai by the corner of his clothes, and walked into the men's room step by step.

When Yuanyu stood up tremblingly, Si Huai made room for him to beat the toilet ghost.

Yuan Bao: "...Extend it, and hand it over to the underworld."

Si Huai glanced at him: "Don't you punch twice? Stab twice?"

"Need not."

Yuan Bao shook his head, his feet were still numb and he couldn't walk.

"Let me go overboard."

Yuan Bao took out a talisman paper, threw it at the toilet ghost, and slowly recited the Taoist Mantra of Rebirth.

Watching this scene, Si Huai was thoughtful.

This toilet ghost will be suppressed by the ghost-suppressing talisman, and will be saved by the Taoist mantra of rebirth...

In fact, it is just an ordinary ghost.

It doesn't matter if you have a name or not...

The toilet ghost quickly disappeared under everyone's noses, and it was the first time Meng Chun saw this kind of miraculous TV drama scene.

He slowed down for a while, then turned to Si Huai and said, "Mr. Si, you are so right."

Si Huai came back to his senses with a dazed look on his face.

What did he say?

"Giving a piece of paper to Daoist Yuanbao can be delivered to the toilet ghost. He and I are indeed destined."

"Compared to what you said about me having Dogen, it's true, hey, I misunderstood you..."

Si Huai nodded silently, he was actually talking nonsense.

Whether or not Dogen exists is a question.

Meng Chun muttered for a while, then said quietly: "It's a pity that I only have archaeology in my heart, and Taoism is about to lose a star like me."

Si Huai: "..."

When we returned to downtown Shangyang, the sky had completely darkened, but the city was full of traffic and neon lights illuminated a small patch of sky.

At dinner time, several people had a meal together, and then went back to their respective homes.

By the time Si Huai returned to Lu's house, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.

Usually at this time, Lu Xiuzhi is either in the study or has already rested.

Today, she was sitting in the living room, as if waiting for him.

Si Huai took two steps in, saw "Hua Guo Folk Gods" by Lu Xiuzhi's hand, and his expression froze.

Lu Xiuzhi glanced at his watch: "You still have one hour to study."

Si Huai walked over slowly, pondered for a moment, and said confidently: "Mr. Lu, I don't think it is necessary to know so many ghosts."

Lu Xiuzhi paused with his fingertips, and raised his phoenix eyes slightly: "Huh?"

Si Huai continued: "Today I met a toilet ghost in Yu Town. He is no different from other ghosts. They were all suppressed by ghost towns and saved by the curse of rebirth."

"I read the book and knew that he was called the toilet ghost. This is what happened to him. I don't read the book, so I don't know his name. This is what happened to him..."

Si Huai took a sip of water and said solemnly: "To sum up, I don't need to study at all!"

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

After a while, he pursed his lips and said, "It's because what you met today was only a toilet ghost."

"What if it's a mandrill?"

Si Huai didn't speak, he had never heard of this thing.

Lu Xiuzhi also thought of this, and asked, "Do you know mandrills?"

Si Huai's face remained unchanged: "Of course I know."

"five trues?"

"know."

"Corpse ghost?"

"know."

…………

"Fan Shuang?"

Si Huai continued to nod: "I know."

Lu Xiuzhi said lightly: "There is no such thing, I just said it casually."

Si Huai: "..."

The great monk tricked him again!

"Read a book."

…………

Forced to read a book for an hour before going to bed, Si Huai's sleep quality improved significantly, and he woke up naturally in the early morning of the next day, refreshed.

Worried that Lu Xiuzhi would be so frantic that he asked him to read before going to school, Si Huai did not go downstairs after washing, and drew amulets in the room for a while.

The community is very quiet in the early morning, and you can clearly hear the crisp birdsong in the trees outside and the whispers of pedestrians talking.

"What are you doing there so early?"

"It's about time for Xiao Si and the others to get up, so I specially ground an extra pot of soy milk."

"That kid only drinks sweet soy milk."

"Is there no sugar in the Lu family?"

…………

Si Huai lazily pushed aside the curtains with a brush, and saw Fei Xiuxiu and Si Hongye walking into Lu's house together.

Fei Xiuxiu walked quickly across the yard with the computer and thermos in her arms.

Si Hongye walked to the cabin of the patriarch, stood there blankly for a while, then turned and left.

Si Huai looked back and drew the talisman for a while.

When the time was almost up, I put on my clothes and pants, and went downstairs slowly.

"Xiao Si, come and take a look."

Fei Xiuxiu clicked on the webpage, it was the treasure details page of Taobao shop in Daotianguan.

"I've already put this beauty charm on the shelves. It's priced at [-], and the event price is [-]. According to the purchasing power of the current store fans, the price is too high, and they won't buy it."

Most of the fans of the store are students in university towns, and they can afford a 100 yuan safety charm, but a 5 yuan beauty charm may feel that the price is wrong.

Si Huai asked, "Is there a discount?"

"Of course not!" Fei Xiuxiu immediately vetoed, "This product is aimed at high-end users, and I'm negotiating with my friends from the cosmetics company for low-end products."

"Now it's time to market in advance, Xiao Si, you prepare twenty or thirty beauty charms first, and I will send them to beauty bloggers, let them try it first, and if the effect is good, they will be willing to promote it for free..."

Si Huai didn't know anything about beauty and make-up, and only listened to the number of beauty charms to be prepared.

After Fei Xiuxiu finished his long speech, he got up and said, "I'm going to school."

"and many more."

Fei Xiuxiu held him back, struggled for a moment, and said falteringly: "There is something wrong with Hongye these two days."

"He had quit smoking for more than ten years, and suddenly started smoking and drinking at night."

Si Huai snorted, and asked lightly, "Is he bankrupt?"

Fei Xiuxiu: "I've checked the company, and I recently accepted a development project in cooperation with the Tourism Bureau. The form is very good, and it won't be the company's business."

"Xiao Si, why don't you go back to have dinner tonight? By the way, take a look at his face and palm, and see what's wrong with him..."

Si Huai was about to leave, but when he heard the meal, he paused: "How long?"

Fei Xiuxiu asked tentatively, "An hour?"

Si Huai: "It's too short, make it longer."

Fei Xiuxiu: "...then how long do you want to eat?"

Si Huai nodded in satisfaction.

After school in the evening, Si Huai went straight back to Si's house without delay.

Hitting the evening rush hour was a bit of a traffic jam. The appointment was at six o'clock, but he didn't arrive until after seven o'clock.

The Si family was brightly lit, but empty and silent.

Si Huai walked through the living room, Fei Xiuxiu sat alone at the dining table playing with her mobile phone.

The table was full of dishes, not a single chopstick was touched.

Hearing the movement, Fei Xiuxiu raised her head, saw that it was Si Huai, and quickly said, "You're hungry, I'll get you some hot food, but there's no news about that bastard Si Hongye."

"It doesn't need to be hot, I like to eat it cold."

Si Huai sat down to eat, and just took two bites when the door was pushed open.

Si Hongye stumbled in, reeking of alcohol, tripped over his shoes, and fell to the ground.

Fei Xiuxiu said with a cold face: "You still know to come back?"

Si Hongye lying on the ground was motionless.

Fei Xiuxiu was startled, hurried over, and pushed his shoulder: "Old Si, Si Hongye, are you okay?"

Si Hongye raised his head slowly, and said dazedly, "It's Xiuxiu."

"I, I'm 55 this year, I'm getting old so fast..."

"Do you remember Wang's youngest son?"

Seeing that Si Hongye was in a bad state, Fei Xiuxiu reluctantly asked: "The one who died young at the age of 18?"

Si Hongye stared blankly at her, and suddenly burst into tears:

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"