After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular
Chapter 16 Very Hungry
The green-skinned imp has never eaten a human being.
He licked his lips and asked innocently, "Is it delicious?"
Si Huai was silent for a moment: "I haven't eaten either."
The green-skinned kid stared at him for a while, then tilted his head: "One, eat together?"
Si Huai: "...people don't eat people."
The green-skinned kid stared at him blankly: "Why, why?"
"People, people eat everything."
Si Whistle paused, and said to him, "Cannibalism is against the law."
"If you don't eat it, you will be arrested."
Si Huai thought about it, and threatened, "I'll be hungry."
The green-skinned kid understood the words breaking the law and being hungry, and he shook his head again and again: "No, I won't eat."
Unexpectedly, he was so obedient, Si Huai continued: "Don't take other people's things casually, that's also against the law."
The green-skinned kid opened his eyes wide open, as if he heard a thunderbolt from the blue sky.
He lowered his head, looked at the empty floor, and wiped his saliva.
Should save some for tomorrow...
Seeing him drooping his head sleepily, Si Huai asked, "Are you still hungry?"
The green-skinned brat nodded.
Si Huai thinks about it too, the female ghost in red doesn't know that she hasn't bathed for hundreds of years, so it's good if she doesn't feel sick.
He picked up the fruit plate on the coffee table and pushed it over: "Eat this."
The green-skinned kid picked up the fruit plate.
The noise in the bedroom upstairs was getting louder, mixed with the sound of water cups breaking.
Si Huai took a look, then turned to the green-skinned kid and said, "Go and play, brother still has things to do."
The green-skinned kid nodded obediently.
Si Huai went upstairs, and the bedroom was a mess.
Water cups, desk lamps, books, etc. were scattered on the ground. Yang Jiande and Wanwan held Teacher Chen tightly, while Fang Daochang sat on the balcony and panted heavily. There were a few bruises on his face, probably from being beaten by Teacher Chen. of.
Seeing that Si Huai came back as if nothing had happened, Taoist Fang asked hoarsely, "Did that female ghost run away?"
Si Huai said truthfully, "He's dead."
Fang Daochang breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."
Teacher Chen at the side heard it, and was shocked, and looked at Si Huai stiffly: "You, what are you talking about?"
Si Huai thought he was hard of hearing, so he cleared his throat and raised his voice: "She's dead."
"The kind where the soul flies away."
Teacher Chen's eyes widened. After a while, two lines of tears flowed down his face. He hugged the multi-tube bottle on the bed and cried loudly: "Shanshan! Why did you go here again..."
"I'm sorry for you! I didn't protect you well, I'm a waste..."
Teacher Chen burst into tears, crying out of breath.
Wanwan's mother passed away when she was born. She only saw pictures of her mother, who looked very different from the female ghost in red, but seeing her father's appearance, she couldn't help feeling suspicious.
She quickly asked: "Dao, Daoist, what's going on? That female ghost is really my mother?"
Fang Daozhang shook his head, involving the wound on his face, hissed: "Impossible."
He looked at Mr. Chen carefully, frowned and said: "It stands to reason that the female ghost's soul will disappear, and the illusion she cast should also disappear naturally."
Fang Daochang stood up from the ground with difficulty, stood a few steps away and chanted the mind-purifying mantra to Teacher Chen.
After reading, Teacher Chen did not change at all.
Fang Daozhang frowned even tighter: "This shouldn't be."
"Could it be that your father spends day and night with that female ghost..."
Have feelings?Do you really regard that female ghost as your wife?
Wanwan's complexion changed, and she called her father by his real name: "Chen Fuhong!"
"Be sober, she is not a human! She is a ghost!"
"I want your life!"
"What's wrong with ghosts?" Chen Fuhong slapped the bed hard, and said angrily, "Have you learned species discrimination after reading books for so many years!"
"Old Chen, that female ghost is really not Shanshan, she turned into Shanshan and wants to kill you." Yang Jiande hurriedly persuaded her.
Chen Fuhong: "Isn't that Shanshan!"
Si Huai watched with relish, Mr. Chen's brain is not working well, and what he said is quite unreasonable.
Fang Daochang couldn't stand it anymore, and asked Si Huai in a low voice: "Si Daochang, does your Taoist temple have a way to deal with this kind of thing?"
Si Huai couldn't promise: "I'll try."
"Miss Chen, please go and boil the pot of water."
"Okay." Wanwan didn't have time to ask carefully at the moment, and rushed downstairs to boil water.
As soon as she left, Si Huai closed the bedroom door, and gave Yang Jiande a vaccination first: "Teacher Yang."
"A black cat is a white cat, as long as it catches mice, it's a good cat."
Yang Jiande nodded blankly.
Si Huai picked up the kettle on the bedside table and poured cold water on Chen Fuhong's face.
Chen Fuhong was originally afraid of the cold because of Yin Qi entering his body, but when the cold water poured down on his head, he shivered from the cold, his teeth chattered, but his cloudy eyes became clearer.
Seeing that physical attacks are useful, Si Huai opened the window, and the cold wind gushed in.
Chen Fuhong sneezed twice, and his mind became slightly clearer.
Si Huai squatted down and chatted with him in the tone of a friend.
"How many years has Shanshan been gone?"
Chen Fuhong wiped his face and said dryly: "More than 20 years."
"Is she a nice person?"
"Of course, she is the most..."
Si Huai was too lazy to listen to his long speech, and interrupted: "He's been dead for more than 20 years, but he's still a good person, he should have been reincarnated long ago."
"People have already forgotten about you at this moment, and are happily dating a boy in their teens and 20s."
Chen Fuhong was silent.
Si Huai continued: "I don't think you really want to die for the time being, so you might as well take care of yourself, let the old tree bloom, and find a second spring."
"After my mother died, her first husband found a young and beautiful wife in her 20s."
Si Huai took out his mobile phone, turned on the front camera, pointed at Chen Fuhong's face: "Look at yourself."
Chen Fuhong's body is broken now, his face is yellowish, and Si Huai's old machine has slag pixels and a broken screen, making him even more afraid to look at it.
"How can there be a little boyfriend?"
Chen Fuhong: "..."
Heartbroken.
Si Huai patted him on the shoulder: "If you really want to fall in love with a ghost, you can die quietly and surprise everyone."
"But you can't find your partner when you're alive, and you probably can't find your partner when you're dead."
Chen Fuhong: "..."
Si Huai wanted to say something else, but the phone vibrated, it was Lu Xiuzhi's WeChat message.
He put the mobile phone under Chen Fuhong's eyelids, and flaunted: "Did you see it? This is my date."
"It's alive, it can be seen and touched, and it can even send me messages."
The corner of Chen Fuhong's mouth twitched.
"Director, the water is coming, the water is coming." Wanwan hurried in.
Si Huai snorted: "Give Mrs. Chen a glass of water to warm up and take a bath."
"So simple?"
Wanwan was stunned for a moment, seeing that her father seemed to have stabilized, she breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly followed suit.
Si Huai sat aside, bowed his head and returned Lu Xiuzhi's message.
LU: 【Where are you? 】
Did you cook today: [I just finished catching ghosts, I'll be back later. 】
LU: [I'll ask the driver to pick it up. 】
Si Huai was not polite and directly shared the location.
After drinking the water, Yang Jiande helped Chen Fuhong into the bathroom to wash up.
Wanwan walked up to Si Huai, said a word of thanks, and asked, "Director, where is the address of Tianguan? I want to go to have an incense in two days."
"The Taoist temple is currently being repaired. Ms. Chen can pay attention to our Taobao store first."
Fang Daochang was shocked: "Do you still have a Taobao store?"
"Is this the hidden world view?"
Si Huai didn't know where he came to the conclusion that Daotian Temple is a hidden world view, but the other party said so, and he explained along the way: "The Great Hermit hides in the city."
Fang Daochang also silently clicked attention.
Store fans +2.
Si Huai sighed in his heart, it seemed that he had to find a way to set up a physical store quickly.
Wanwan clicked on the Taobao store and directly placed an order for dozens of peace talismans and incense offerings.
There were still a lot of safety symbols in Si Huai's schoolbag, so he handed them directly to Wanwan, and reminded by the way: "Miss Chen, I suggest you take Teacher Chen to the psychiatric department for a checkup."
Wanwan was stunned: "Huh?"
Si Huai touched his nose and asked, "Does Teacher Chen usually stay alone? Doesn't like to communicate with others, insomnia, poor appetite, etc.?"
Wanwan nodded: "That's right, isn't it because of that female ghost?"
"Part of it is."
Si Whistle paused: "Teacher Chen's symptoms may be the precursor of some mental illness, which is somewhat similar to that of an elder of mine."
"Ah...Okay, thank you Director, I see."
There are still soul bottles and Yin Qi that have not been dealt with. In order to save the face of Baiyun Temple, Taoist Fang volunteered to stay and do things.
Si Huai and him exchanged contact information, took a thick red envelope, and left the Chen family.
At the gate of the community, a black car gradually slowed down.
The moment I stepped on the brakes, a gust of wind blew in, and the white figure on the side of the road rushed to the front of the car and hit the windshield straight.
Bai Ying lay on the car window, greedily looked at Lu Xiuzhi in the driver's seat, and slowly got into the car.
Lu Xiuzhi frowned slightly. He raised his hand to pinch Bai Ying's neck, and the beads on his wrist rose a bit of temperature. In the next second, Bai Ying's whole body was shattered and turned into nothingness.
Lu Xiuzhi pursed his lips, took out a wet tissue, and wiped his fingertips carefully.
Not long after, a stronger cloud surged over.
Lu Xiuzhi turned his head to look at the ragged green-skinned kid standing beside the car.
The green-skinned kid stared straight at him, under the light, there was a trace of suspicious sparkle at the corner of his mouth.
Lu Xiuzhi opened the car door, walked up to the green-skinned little ghost, and slowly raised his hand, the temperature of the prayer beads suddenly became hot.
"Mr. Lu?"
A clear voice sounded behind him, and Lu Xiuzhi paused with his fingertips.
Si Huai happily ran forward, and after getting closer, he saw the green-skinned kid standing at Lu Xiuzhi's feet.
His eyes lit up: "Xiaoqing, are you hungry so soon?"
The green-skinned kid was stunned for a while, and realized that Xiaoqing was calling him.
He wiped his saliva: "Hungry, hungry."
Si Huai bent down and asked with a smile: "Then do you want to go back with your brother to eat delicious food?"
Lu Xiuzhi half closed his eyes, his eyes fell on Si Huai's slightly raised lips, and he reminded in a low voice:
"He's a ghost."
The green-skinned kid raised his head blankly, and said slowly, "Very, very hungry."
Si Huai echoed, "That's right, it's a hungry ghost."
Lu Xiuzhi: "..."
"It's a ghost."
The green-skinned imp was even more at a loss, and looked at Si Huai: "Li, what is Li Gui?"
"It's a very powerful ghost."
He licked his lips and asked innocently, "Is it delicious?"
Si Huai was silent for a moment: "I haven't eaten either."
The green-skinned kid stared at him for a while, then tilted his head: "One, eat together?"
Si Huai: "...people don't eat people."
The green-skinned kid stared at him blankly: "Why, why?"
"People, people eat everything."
Si Whistle paused, and said to him, "Cannibalism is against the law."
"If you don't eat it, you will be arrested."
Si Huai thought about it, and threatened, "I'll be hungry."
The green-skinned kid understood the words breaking the law and being hungry, and he shook his head again and again: "No, I won't eat."
Unexpectedly, he was so obedient, Si Huai continued: "Don't take other people's things casually, that's also against the law."
The green-skinned kid opened his eyes wide open, as if he heard a thunderbolt from the blue sky.
He lowered his head, looked at the empty floor, and wiped his saliva.
Should save some for tomorrow...
Seeing him drooping his head sleepily, Si Huai asked, "Are you still hungry?"
The green-skinned brat nodded.
Si Huai thinks about it too, the female ghost in red doesn't know that she hasn't bathed for hundreds of years, so it's good if she doesn't feel sick.
He picked up the fruit plate on the coffee table and pushed it over: "Eat this."
The green-skinned kid picked up the fruit plate.
The noise in the bedroom upstairs was getting louder, mixed with the sound of water cups breaking.
Si Huai took a look, then turned to the green-skinned kid and said, "Go and play, brother still has things to do."
The green-skinned kid nodded obediently.
Si Huai went upstairs, and the bedroom was a mess.
Water cups, desk lamps, books, etc. were scattered on the ground. Yang Jiande and Wanwan held Teacher Chen tightly, while Fang Daochang sat on the balcony and panted heavily. There were a few bruises on his face, probably from being beaten by Teacher Chen. of.
Seeing that Si Huai came back as if nothing had happened, Taoist Fang asked hoarsely, "Did that female ghost run away?"
Si Huai said truthfully, "He's dead."
Fang Daochang breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."
Teacher Chen at the side heard it, and was shocked, and looked at Si Huai stiffly: "You, what are you talking about?"
Si Huai thought he was hard of hearing, so he cleared his throat and raised his voice: "She's dead."
"The kind where the soul flies away."
Teacher Chen's eyes widened. After a while, two lines of tears flowed down his face. He hugged the multi-tube bottle on the bed and cried loudly: "Shanshan! Why did you go here again..."
"I'm sorry for you! I didn't protect you well, I'm a waste..."
Teacher Chen burst into tears, crying out of breath.
Wanwan's mother passed away when she was born. She only saw pictures of her mother, who looked very different from the female ghost in red, but seeing her father's appearance, she couldn't help feeling suspicious.
She quickly asked: "Dao, Daoist, what's going on? That female ghost is really my mother?"
Fang Daozhang shook his head, involving the wound on his face, hissed: "Impossible."
He looked at Mr. Chen carefully, frowned and said: "It stands to reason that the female ghost's soul will disappear, and the illusion she cast should also disappear naturally."
Fang Daochang stood up from the ground with difficulty, stood a few steps away and chanted the mind-purifying mantra to Teacher Chen.
After reading, Teacher Chen did not change at all.
Fang Daozhang frowned even tighter: "This shouldn't be."
"Could it be that your father spends day and night with that female ghost..."
Have feelings?Do you really regard that female ghost as your wife?
Wanwan's complexion changed, and she called her father by his real name: "Chen Fuhong!"
"Be sober, she is not a human! She is a ghost!"
"I want your life!"
"What's wrong with ghosts?" Chen Fuhong slapped the bed hard, and said angrily, "Have you learned species discrimination after reading books for so many years!"
"Old Chen, that female ghost is really not Shanshan, she turned into Shanshan and wants to kill you." Yang Jiande hurriedly persuaded her.
Chen Fuhong: "Isn't that Shanshan!"
Si Huai watched with relish, Mr. Chen's brain is not working well, and what he said is quite unreasonable.
Fang Daochang couldn't stand it anymore, and asked Si Huai in a low voice: "Si Daochang, does your Taoist temple have a way to deal with this kind of thing?"
Si Huai couldn't promise: "I'll try."
"Miss Chen, please go and boil the pot of water."
"Okay." Wanwan didn't have time to ask carefully at the moment, and rushed downstairs to boil water.
As soon as she left, Si Huai closed the bedroom door, and gave Yang Jiande a vaccination first: "Teacher Yang."
"A black cat is a white cat, as long as it catches mice, it's a good cat."
Yang Jiande nodded blankly.
Si Huai picked up the kettle on the bedside table and poured cold water on Chen Fuhong's face.
Chen Fuhong was originally afraid of the cold because of Yin Qi entering his body, but when the cold water poured down on his head, he shivered from the cold, his teeth chattered, but his cloudy eyes became clearer.
Seeing that physical attacks are useful, Si Huai opened the window, and the cold wind gushed in.
Chen Fuhong sneezed twice, and his mind became slightly clearer.
Si Huai squatted down and chatted with him in the tone of a friend.
"How many years has Shanshan been gone?"
Chen Fuhong wiped his face and said dryly: "More than 20 years."
"Is she a nice person?"
"Of course, she is the most..."
Si Huai was too lazy to listen to his long speech, and interrupted: "He's been dead for more than 20 years, but he's still a good person, he should have been reincarnated long ago."
"People have already forgotten about you at this moment, and are happily dating a boy in their teens and 20s."
Chen Fuhong was silent.
Si Huai continued: "I don't think you really want to die for the time being, so you might as well take care of yourself, let the old tree bloom, and find a second spring."
"After my mother died, her first husband found a young and beautiful wife in her 20s."
Si Huai took out his mobile phone, turned on the front camera, pointed at Chen Fuhong's face: "Look at yourself."
Chen Fuhong's body is broken now, his face is yellowish, and Si Huai's old machine has slag pixels and a broken screen, making him even more afraid to look at it.
"How can there be a little boyfriend?"
Chen Fuhong: "..."
Heartbroken.
Si Huai patted him on the shoulder: "If you really want to fall in love with a ghost, you can die quietly and surprise everyone."
"But you can't find your partner when you're alive, and you probably can't find your partner when you're dead."
Chen Fuhong: "..."
Si Huai wanted to say something else, but the phone vibrated, it was Lu Xiuzhi's WeChat message.
He put the mobile phone under Chen Fuhong's eyelids, and flaunted: "Did you see it? This is my date."
"It's alive, it can be seen and touched, and it can even send me messages."
The corner of Chen Fuhong's mouth twitched.
"Director, the water is coming, the water is coming." Wanwan hurried in.
Si Huai snorted: "Give Mrs. Chen a glass of water to warm up and take a bath."
"So simple?"
Wanwan was stunned for a moment, seeing that her father seemed to have stabilized, she breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly followed suit.
Si Huai sat aside, bowed his head and returned Lu Xiuzhi's message.
LU: 【Where are you? 】
Did you cook today: [I just finished catching ghosts, I'll be back later. 】
LU: [I'll ask the driver to pick it up. 】
Si Huai was not polite and directly shared the location.
After drinking the water, Yang Jiande helped Chen Fuhong into the bathroom to wash up.
Wanwan walked up to Si Huai, said a word of thanks, and asked, "Director, where is the address of Tianguan? I want to go to have an incense in two days."
"The Taoist temple is currently being repaired. Ms. Chen can pay attention to our Taobao store first."
Fang Daochang was shocked: "Do you still have a Taobao store?"
"Is this the hidden world view?"
Si Huai didn't know where he came to the conclusion that Daotian Temple is a hidden world view, but the other party said so, and he explained along the way: "The Great Hermit hides in the city."
Fang Daochang also silently clicked attention.
Store fans +2.
Si Huai sighed in his heart, it seemed that he had to find a way to set up a physical store quickly.
Wanwan clicked on the Taobao store and directly placed an order for dozens of peace talismans and incense offerings.
There were still a lot of safety symbols in Si Huai's schoolbag, so he handed them directly to Wanwan, and reminded by the way: "Miss Chen, I suggest you take Teacher Chen to the psychiatric department for a checkup."
Wanwan was stunned: "Huh?"
Si Huai touched his nose and asked, "Does Teacher Chen usually stay alone? Doesn't like to communicate with others, insomnia, poor appetite, etc.?"
Wanwan nodded: "That's right, isn't it because of that female ghost?"
"Part of it is."
Si Whistle paused: "Teacher Chen's symptoms may be the precursor of some mental illness, which is somewhat similar to that of an elder of mine."
"Ah...Okay, thank you Director, I see."
There are still soul bottles and Yin Qi that have not been dealt with. In order to save the face of Baiyun Temple, Taoist Fang volunteered to stay and do things.
Si Huai and him exchanged contact information, took a thick red envelope, and left the Chen family.
At the gate of the community, a black car gradually slowed down.
The moment I stepped on the brakes, a gust of wind blew in, and the white figure on the side of the road rushed to the front of the car and hit the windshield straight.
Bai Ying lay on the car window, greedily looked at Lu Xiuzhi in the driver's seat, and slowly got into the car.
Lu Xiuzhi frowned slightly. He raised his hand to pinch Bai Ying's neck, and the beads on his wrist rose a bit of temperature. In the next second, Bai Ying's whole body was shattered and turned into nothingness.
Lu Xiuzhi pursed his lips, took out a wet tissue, and wiped his fingertips carefully.
Not long after, a stronger cloud surged over.
Lu Xiuzhi turned his head to look at the ragged green-skinned kid standing beside the car.
The green-skinned kid stared straight at him, under the light, there was a trace of suspicious sparkle at the corner of his mouth.
Lu Xiuzhi opened the car door, walked up to the green-skinned little ghost, and slowly raised his hand, the temperature of the prayer beads suddenly became hot.
"Mr. Lu?"
A clear voice sounded behind him, and Lu Xiuzhi paused with his fingertips.
Si Huai happily ran forward, and after getting closer, he saw the green-skinned kid standing at Lu Xiuzhi's feet.
His eyes lit up: "Xiaoqing, are you hungry so soon?"
The green-skinned kid was stunned for a while, and realized that Xiaoqing was calling him.
He wiped his saliva: "Hungry, hungry."
Si Huai bent down and asked with a smile: "Then do you want to go back with your brother to eat delicious food?"
Lu Xiuzhi half closed his eyes, his eyes fell on Si Huai's slightly raised lips, and he reminded in a low voice:
"He's a ghost."
The green-skinned kid raised his head blankly, and said slowly, "Very, very hungry."
Si Huai echoed, "That's right, it's a hungry ghost."
Lu Xiuzhi: "..."
"It's a ghost."
The green-skinned imp was even more at a loss, and looked at Si Huai: "Li, what is Li Gui?"
"It's a very powerful ghost."
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