After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular
Chapter 116 Drawing the Gun
When Taoist Fang heard the word "compensation", he had a bad feeling.
Hearing the three words "paying merits and virtues", his eyes went dark.
Actually ask the underworld for merit? !
Si Guanzhu, you are too courageous!
Fang Daochang walked up to Si Huai, and softly called out, "Si Guanzhu."
Si Huai glanced at him and raised his eyebrows: "You want it too?"
Taoist Fang:? ? ? ! ! !
Before he could deny it, Si Huai turned his head and said to the overseer, "You heard the call of the crowd, right?"
"Our Huaguo Taoist Association has suffered a lot because of the loopholes in your work."
"A little more compensation."
Fang Daochang said weakly: "I, I don't mean that."
Si Huai patted Fang Daozhang on the shoulder: "Fang Daozhang, you must be content."
"We just need to practice a little bit of merit, and we don't have to care about extraneous things like ingots."
Fang Daochang: "..."
He really didn't mean to blackmail the underworld!
The errand listened blankly to Si Huai's blah blah.
He still hasn't reacted from the word merit.
Merit, as the name suggests, has the function of merit.
Doing evil is called merit, and doing good is called virtue.
In both Buddhism and Taoism, merit depends on self-cultivation. Those who do great good and eliminate great evil will naturally be given merit by several gods.
Taoist priests like Si Huai who take the initiative and regard merit as currency and rewards have died for so many years and have never seen it.
After being stunned for a while, he said slowly, "Si Guanzhu, you really know how to joke."
Si Huai blinked: "I'm not joking."
Odds:? ? ?
The air is very quiet and the atmosphere is very stiff.
Si Huai said calmly: "I know you can't make the decision, just convey our thoughts."
we?
Fang Daochang took a step back silently.
Yincha didn't know what to say, nodded in a trance, and left with the ghosts and Fude Zhengshen.
After they left, Si Huai patted Taoist Fang on the shoulder again, and gave a thumbs up: "Old Fang, you cooperated well just now."
"You are doing well."
Fang Daochang: "..."
After a long silence, he asked softly, "Si Guanzhu, are you serious about what you just said?"
"nonsense."
Si Huai gave him a strange look: "Can I joke about this kind of thing?"
Fang Daochang was silent again, and his words sound strangely reasonable.
Si Huai continued: "We have suffered so much, we must ask the underworld to compensate us."
"It is impossible to work for nothing."
He analyzed rationally: "I just said that I want merit, even if they refuse to give it, it is impossible to give us some ingots to deal with the matter, at least give us some magical artifacts like soul-sucking chains..."
Fang Daochang was dumbfounded.
After a long while, he said quietly: "As long as you are brave, you will not be afraid of the underworld."
Si Huai's face remained unchanged, and he said righteously: "We abide by the law, behave uprightly, and sit upright, so how can we be afraid of the underworld?"
At the end, he glanced at Taoist Fang: "Daoist Fang, I will never do anything wrong in my life, and I am not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night."
Fang Daozhang: "...I am just in awe of ghosts and gods."
Si Huai patted him on the shoulder: "As long as you are happy."
After speaking, he made a zipper gesture on his lips.
Taoist Fang fell silent, turned around, and met Lu Ren's suspicious gaze.
"Xingyun, what have you done to your heart?"
"Master, listen to my explanation."
…………
Apart from Luo Xinzhi, the other Taoist priests in Taoyuan Temple are all Taoist priests who are listed on the Taoyuan Temple.
Si Huai tried it with the ecstasy chain, and their souls were normal.
There was no abnormality in the souls, so it was not certain that they had nothing to do with the Temple of the Six Paths. People from the Taoist Association were not good at interrogating, so President Zhang greeted the police, who took several Taoist priests back for interrogation and investigation.
Others stayed in Taoyuan to watch the aftermath.
After cleaning up the requiem incense, talisman and other things in Taoyuan Temple, the president of the Jiaochang City Taoist Association walked in front of everyone.
He is a gray-haired man who is over sixty years old. He said to all the fellow Taoists with tears in his eyes: "Dear friends, I have been physically unable to do what I want in recent years, and I have neglected the development of Yuyu Taoism. It is my dereliction of duty. Will join the Taoist Association, fortunately the Taoist priests who live in Taoyuan Temple are safe and sound..."
As he spoke, the head of the Jiaochang Road Association bowed tremblingly, as if to bow and apologize.
President Zhang quickly stepped forward to help him up: "How can you blame this? It is impossible to ignore the weirdness of the Taoyuan Temple after strictly inspecting the Taoist temples that joined the Taoist Association over the years..."
Si Huai was too lazy to watch them put on a show, seeing that everyone's attention was on the two presidents and no one was paying attention to them, so he simply pulled Lu Xiuzhi away.
Walk into the Jade Emperor Hall on the side.
Lu Xiuzhi looked up at him: "What's wrong?"
Si Huai whispered, "The Ghost King of the Six Paths Temple has not been found yet."
Lu Xiuzhi: "..."
Hearing the ghost king, Xiaoqing raised her head and said softly, "Si Huai, I'm not hungry now."
Having been patted on the head by the God of God just now, Xiaoqing felt refreshed and full.
Si Huai: "That can be saved for later."
Xiaoqing suddenly realized, and boasted: "Si Huai is really smart."
Lu Xiuzhi: "..."
He pursed his lips, and was hesitating how to speak, when he heard Si Huai start to chant a mantra.
"The sky is clear and the earth is bright, the yin is turbid and the yang is clear, and the five or six yin deities go out of the dark and into the dark."
It is the incantation of the Six Taoist Temple to summon the ghosts and ghosts.
Si Huai looked helplessly at the gods around him, but did not respond.
Then go to the next hall, the Hall of Medicine King.
Nothing happened.
They walked all over the Taoyuan Temple and cast a spell in every hall, even a few bedrooms.
Not to mention ghosts, I didn't even see Yin Qi.
Xiaoqing's bright eyes gradually dimmed.
Si Huai frowned slightly, took out the Soul Hooking Chain and asked, "Do you want to play?"
Xiaoqing nodded.
Si Huai gave him the Soul Haunting Chain.
Putting the soul ecstasy chain in Xiaoqing's palm, it instantly became smaller and became a size suitable for Xiaoqing's size.
Seeing this miraculous scene, Xiao Qing was suddenly distracted.
His eyes lit up again, he grabbed the end of the chain and bit it directly.
Si Huai was silent for a while, and asked, "Can I eat it?"
Xiao Qing wrinkled her small face: "Hard."
Knock teeth, can not eat.
Si Huai said slowly, "Then don't eat it."
"Grind your teeth."
Xiaoqing nodded.
Lu Xiuzhi: "..."
Xiaoqing had a good time, and directly forgot about the ghost king.
Si Huai leaned close to Lu Xiuzhi's ear and asked in a low voice, "Where did you say the Ghost King was hidden?"
"Will that ghost go to the next Liuliuguan?"
Facing his dark eyes, Lu Xiuzhi said softly, "Maybe he was swallowed by Luo Hongyuan, that old pervert."
Si Huai thought about it for a while and found it very reasonable.
"You're right, that old pervert is insane!"
Xiaoqing echoed, "Desperate!"
Si Huai: "Perhaps those ghosts in Shangyang were not eaten by the ghost king, but by himself."
Xiaoqing: "Desperate!"
Looking at the big and the small, Lu Xiuzhi had a smile in his eyes: "Well, it's crazy."
…………
The Daoist Association originally planned to build a dojo at the Temple of the Six Paths tomorrow, but when the Taoyuan Temple happened, all the priests were physically and mentally exhausted, so President Zhang postponed the time and asked everyone to recuperate in the hotel for a few days.
The people and ghosts recorded on the list of the Six Paths Temple have all been arrested and brought to justice, and now the hotel is safe.
It's just that there are not many hotels in Yu Yan, except for the hotel where the accident happened last time, there is only another three-star hotel left.
Si Huai was too lazy to line up to get the room card, so he sat in the lobby for a while, and walked over slowly when there was no one at the front desk.
"What's your name, please?"
"Si Huai, Lu Xiuzhi."
The names of the two were on the list of the Daoist Association, and the lady at the front desk looked at the computer screen with a look of embarrassment on her face: "I'm sorry, the two Daoists."
"Now there is only one couple's room left."
Si Huai snorted and asked, "What happened to the couple's room?"
The lady at the front desk explained: "There is only one round bed in the couple's room, and the rest is not much different from the standard room."
The faces of the two Taoist priests just now turned dark when they heard the words couple room, and she didn't even have time to explain.
Si Huai nodded: "Then the couple's room."
The lady at the front desk breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that you two don't mind."
"This is the room card."
She quickly handed over the room card, for fear that they would regret it.
"Please sign here."
Si Huai took the room card, pointed to Lu Xiuzhi, and said to her, "We are husband and wife."
The lady at the front desk was dumbfounded: "Can Taoist priests still get married?"
Si Huai raised his eyebrows: "You can still eat meat, isn't it scary?"
The lady at the front desk: "..."
The couple's room is on the top floor. The room is one-third larger than the standard room. The sound insulation is also very good. You can't hear the movement in the corridor at all.
Si Huai put down his luggage and looked at the white round bed in the center.
It's big, soft, and looks good for sleeping.
Si Huai took a quick shower and threw himself on the bed in a pair of underwear.
Softer than it looks.
He rolled over, his elbow hit some button.
The round bed suddenly shook, shaking up and down, left and right, and at the same time, a low-pitched and ambiguous music sounded in the room.
Lu Xiuzhi stopped undressing, walked to the bedside, and looked for the switch.
Si Huai was quite sleepy at first, but was woken up by the vibration of the bed.
He tilted his head, facing Lu Xiuzhi's face which was close at hand.
The bridge of the nose is high, and the light brown eyes look gentle under the dim light.
Si Huai felt itchy, raised his hand to hook his neck, and said confidently: "It's all open, don't waste it."
"Mr. Lu, draw your gun!"
The author has something to say: Si Huai: It's a fight!
Hearing the three words "paying merits and virtues", his eyes went dark.
Actually ask the underworld for merit? !
Si Guanzhu, you are too courageous!
Fang Daochang walked up to Si Huai, and softly called out, "Si Guanzhu."
Si Huai glanced at him and raised his eyebrows: "You want it too?"
Taoist Fang:? ? ? ! ! !
Before he could deny it, Si Huai turned his head and said to the overseer, "You heard the call of the crowd, right?"
"Our Huaguo Taoist Association has suffered a lot because of the loopholes in your work."
"A little more compensation."
Fang Daochang said weakly: "I, I don't mean that."
Si Huai patted Fang Daozhang on the shoulder: "Fang Daozhang, you must be content."
"We just need to practice a little bit of merit, and we don't have to care about extraneous things like ingots."
Fang Daochang: "..."
He really didn't mean to blackmail the underworld!
The errand listened blankly to Si Huai's blah blah.
He still hasn't reacted from the word merit.
Merit, as the name suggests, has the function of merit.
Doing evil is called merit, and doing good is called virtue.
In both Buddhism and Taoism, merit depends on self-cultivation. Those who do great good and eliminate great evil will naturally be given merit by several gods.
Taoist priests like Si Huai who take the initiative and regard merit as currency and rewards have died for so many years and have never seen it.
After being stunned for a while, he said slowly, "Si Guanzhu, you really know how to joke."
Si Huai blinked: "I'm not joking."
Odds:? ? ?
The air is very quiet and the atmosphere is very stiff.
Si Huai said calmly: "I know you can't make the decision, just convey our thoughts."
we?
Fang Daochang took a step back silently.
Yincha didn't know what to say, nodded in a trance, and left with the ghosts and Fude Zhengshen.
After they left, Si Huai patted Taoist Fang on the shoulder again, and gave a thumbs up: "Old Fang, you cooperated well just now."
"You are doing well."
Fang Daochang: "..."
After a long silence, he asked softly, "Si Guanzhu, are you serious about what you just said?"
"nonsense."
Si Huai gave him a strange look: "Can I joke about this kind of thing?"
Fang Daochang was silent again, and his words sound strangely reasonable.
Si Huai continued: "We have suffered so much, we must ask the underworld to compensate us."
"It is impossible to work for nothing."
He analyzed rationally: "I just said that I want merit, even if they refuse to give it, it is impossible to give us some ingots to deal with the matter, at least give us some magical artifacts like soul-sucking chains..."
Fang Daochang was dumbfounded.
After a long while, he said quietly: "As long as you are brave, you will not be afraid of the underworld."
Si Huai's face remained unchanged, and he said righteously: "We abide by the law, behave uprightly, and sit upright, so how can we be afraid of the underworld?"
At the end, he glanced at Taoist Fang: "Daoist Fang, I will never do anything wrong in my life, and I am not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night."
Fang Daozhang: "...I am just in awe of ghosts and gods."
Si Huai patted him on the shoulder: "As long as you are happy."
After speaking, he made a zipper gesture on his lips.
Taoist Fang fell silent, turned around, and met Lu Ren's suspicious gaze.
"Xingyun, what have you done to your heart?"
"Master, listen to my explanation."
…………
Apart from Luo Xinzhi, the other Taoist priests in Taoyuan Temple are all Taoist priests who are listed on the Taoyuan Temple.
Si Huai tried it with the ecstasy chain, and their souls were normal.
There was no abnormality in the souls, so it was not certain that they had nothing to do with the Temple of the Six Paths. People from the Taoist Association were not good at interrogating, so President Zhang greeted the police, who took several Taoist priests back for interrogation and investigation.
Others stayed in Taoyuan to watch the aftermath.
After cleaning up the requiem incense, talisman and other things in Taoyuan Temple, the president of the Jiaochang City Taoist Association walked in front of everyone.
He is a gray-haired man who is over sixty years old. He said to all the fellow Taoists with tears in his eyes: "Dear friends, I have been physically unable to do what I want in recent years, and I have neglected the development of Yuyu Taoism. It is my dereliction of duty. Will join the Taoist Association, fortunately the Taoist priests who live in Taoyuan Temple are safe and sound..."
As he spoke, the head of the Jiaochang Road Association bowed tremblingly, as if to bow and apologize.
President Zhang quickly stepped forward to help him up: "How can you blame this? It is impossible to ignore the weirdness of the Taoyuan Temple after strictly inspecting the Taoist temples that joined the Taoist Association over the years..."
Si Huai was too lazy to watch them put on a show, seeing that everyone's attention was on the two presidents and no one was paying attention to them, so he simply pulled Lu Xiuzhi away.
Walk into the Jade Emperor Hall on the side.
Lu Xiuzhi looked up at him: "What's wrong?"
Si Huai whispered, "The Ghost King of the Six Paths Temple has not been found yet."
Lu Xiuzhi: "..."
Hearing the ghost king, Xiaoqing raised her head and said softly, "Si Huai, I'm not hungry now."
Having been patted on the head by the God of God just now, Xiaoqing felt refreshed and full.
Si Huai: "That can be saved for later."
Xiaoqing suddenly realized, and boasted: "Si Huai is really smart."
Lu Xiuzhi: "..."
He pursed his lips, and was hesitating how to speak, when he heard Si Huai start to chant a mantra.
"The sky is clear and the earth is bright, the yin is turbid and the yang is clear, and the five or six yin deities go out of the dark and into the dark."
It is the incantation of the Six Taoist Temple to summon the ghosts and ghosts.
Si Huai looked helplessly at the gods around him, but did not respond.
Then go to the next hall, the Hall of Medicine King.
Nothing happened.
They walked all over the Taoyuan Temple and cast a spell in every hall, even a few bedrooms.
Not to mention ghosts, I didn't even see Yin Qi.
Xiaoqing's bright eyes gradually dimmed.
Si Huai frowned slightly, took out the Soul Hooking Chain and asked, "Do you want to play?"
Xiaoqing nodded.
Si Huai gave him the Soul Haunting Chain.
Putting the soul ecstasy chain in Xiaoqing's palm, it instantly became smaller and became a size suitable for Xiaoqing's size.
Seeing this miraculous scene, Xiao Qing was suddenly distracted.
His eyes lit up again, he grabbed the end of the chain and bit it directly.
Si Huai was silent for a while, and asked, "Can I eat it?"
Xiao Qing wrinkled her small face: "Hard."
Knock teeth, can not eat.
Si Huai said slowly, "Then don't eat it."
"Grind your teeth."
Xiaoqing nodded.
Lu Xiuzhi: "..."
Xiaoqing had a good time, and directly forgot about the ghost king.
Si Huai leaned close to Lu Xiuzhi's ear and asked in a low voice, "Where did you say the Ghost King was hidden?"
"Will that ghost go to the next Liuliuguan?"
Facing his dark eyes, Lu Xiuzhi said softly, "Maybe he was swallowed by Luo Hongyuan, that old pervert."
Si Huai thought about it for a while and found it very reasonable.
"You're right, that old pervert is insane!"
Xiaoqing echoed, "Desperate!"
Si Huai: "Perhaps those ghosts in Shangyang were not eaten by the ghost king, but by himself."
Xiaoqing: "Desperate!"
Looking at the big and the small, Lu Xiuzhi had a smile in his eyes: "Well, it's crazy."
…………
The Daoist Association originally planned to build a dojo at the Temple of the Six Paths tomorrow, but when the Taoyuan Temple happened, all the priests were physically and mentally exhausted, so President Zhang postponed the time and asked everyone to recuperate in the hotel for a few days.
The people and ghosts recorded on the list of the Six Paths Temple have all been arrested and brought to justice, and now the hotel is safe.
It's just that there are not many hotels in Yu Yan, except for the hotel where the accident happened last time, there is only another three-star hotel left.
Si Huai was too lazy to line up to get the room card, so he sat in the lobby for a while, and walked over slowly when there was no one at the front desk.
"What's your name, please?"
"Si Huai, Lu Xiuzhi."
The names of the two were on the list of the Daoist Association, and the lady at the front desk looked at the computer screen with a look of embarrassment on her face: "I'm sorry, the two Daoists."
"Now there is only one couple's room left."
Si Huai snorted and asked, "What happened to the couple's room?"
The lady at the front desk explained: "There is only one round bed in the couple's room, and the rest is not much different from the standard room."
The faces of the two Taoist priests just now turned dark when they heard the words couple room, and she didn't even have time to explain.
Si Huai nodded: "Then the couple's room."
The lady at the front desk breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that you two don't mind."
"This is the room card."
She quickly handed over the room card, for fear that they would regret it.
"Please sign here."
Si Huai took the room card, pointed to Lu Xiuzhi, and said to her, "We are husband and wife."
The lady at the front desk was dumbfounded: "Can Taoist priests still get married?"
Si Huai raised his eyebrows: "You can still eat meat, isn't it scary?"
The lady at the front desk: "..."
The couple's room is on the top floor. The room is one-third larger than the standard room. The sound insulation is also very good. You can't hear the movement in the corridor at all.
Si Huai put down his luggage and looked at the white round bed in the center.
It's big, soft, and looks good for sleeping.
Si Huai took a quick shower and threw himself on the bed in a pair of underwear.
Softer than it looks.
He rolled over, his elbow hit some button.
The round bed suddenly shook, shaking up and down, left and right, and at the same time, a low-pitched and ambiguous music sounded in the room.
Lu Xiuzhi stopped undressing, walked to the bedside, and looked for the switch.
Si Huai was quite sleepy at first, but was woken up by the vibration of the bed.
He tilted his head, facing Lu Xiuzhi's face which was close at hand.
The bridge of the nose is high, and the light brown eyes look gentle under the dim light.
Si Huai felt itchy, raised his hand to hook his neck, and said confidently: "It's all open, don't waste it."
"Mr. Lu, draw your gun!"
The author has something to say: Si Huai: It's a fight!
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