After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular

Si Huai sneered: "Old pervert."

How could he sell his body for money!

And it's fake!

The voice stopped talking.

Si Huai continued to say, "Do you know how rich my marriage partner is?"

"Even if you want to seduce me, you still have to bring out some real things. What's the matter if it's all fake? The cult has been working for so many years and hasn't even saved any money? No wonder it's in the deep mountains and old forests..."

The voice was quiet for a long time, and the surrounding air began to distort.

Si Huai seemed to feel the other party's anger.

In the blink of an eye, the mountain of gold and silver under his feet disappeared, turning into a magma pool with a scorching atmosphere.

The magma flows, and the sound of puffing can be faintly heard.

The scalding heat rose from the soles of the feet. Although he knew it was fake, the heat was too realistic. Si Huai frowned, and sweat dripped from his forehead, dripping on his eyelashes, blurring his vision.

Si Huai felt that it was unreasonable, people's illusions were changed according to their own desires.

He finally had a dream. The illusion was actually controlled by someone else?

Damn, just thinking about it makes me angry.

Si Huai wiped the sweat off his forehead, narrowed his eyes, and scanned his surroundings.

Lava, volcanoes...all fake.

Sometimes these false things, and nothing else.

There was no trace of the other party.

It's not like his dream, more like he entered the other's dream.

Everything is under the control of the other party.

Si Huai silently recited the Mantra of Purifying Mind in his heart, but there was no change in front of his eyes.

There's something about this old pervert.

The voice of neither male nor female sounded again.

His tone was no longer calm, but tinged with anger.

"I don't know what to do."

"Si Huai, enter my six realms, transcend reincarnation, attain Taoism and become immortal..."

The voice has a strange rhythm, which is involuntarily convincing.

Si Huai was in a daze, he didn't know where the faint smell of bananas came from, he immediately withdrew his racing thoughts and calmed down.

Si Huai said coldly, "Call me Dad, and I'll teach you how to be a man."

As soon as the words fell, the magma at his feet rolled and surged.

Si Huai seemed to smell the stench of burning plastic slippers.

He instinctively stepped back, and the magma rolled upwards, hitting his face.

For some reason, the steam from the magma suddenly turned banana-like, and the hot temperature began to fade.

The tip of Si Huai's nose was itchy, and he couldn't help but sneezed.

When I opened my eyes again, the white ceiling of the bedroom appeared.

He came back to reality.

"Hey hey hey hey."

A familiar laugh sounded from the left.

Si Huai tilted his head, and the banana peel slipped off his face.

"..."

The black-haired face stood outside the window, holding the window with both hands.

The weasel stood on the shoulders of the black hairy face.

Two pairs of dark eyes watched him nervously.

Si Huai bowed his head, with their leftover banana peels in hand.

Not only at hand, but also everywhere at the feet, on the bed, and on the ground.

Si Huai threw the banana peel aside and said to them, "Thanks."

The black-haired face grinned open, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth, and laughed again.

Hearing the sound of water coming from the bathroom, Si Huai quickly jumped up from the bed.

"Great monk!"

The bathroom door was unlocked, so he rushed in.

Lu Xiuzhi just took a shower, he was completely naked, and the water droplets from the ends of his hair slid down his muscles.

Si Huai couldn't help but whistled.

Lu Xiuzhi raised his eyes to look at him: "Great monk?"

Si Huai's expression remained unchanged: "You must have heard wrong."

"I just called your name."

After finishing speaking, he immediately changed the subject: "I just dreamed about the master of the Six Paths Temple."

"He seems to be trying to seduce me into joining the gang."

Lu Xiuzhi frowned slightly: "What's going on."

Si Huai briefly explained what happened just now: "I just fell asleep, and then I heard a male and female voice calling me."

"It should be that old pervert from the Six Paths Temple, trying to seduce me..."

Lu Xiuzhi casually wiped his hair with a towel, and picked up the underwear beside him.

Si Huai's voice paused, and he stretched out his hand to touch his abdominal muscles: "Then I immediately questioned him, do you know how rich my marriage partner is? How handsome is he? Is he smart enough to live well..."

In the next second, the familiar cool breath covered his lips.

Lu Xiuzhi pressed the back of his head and kissed him deeply.

Lips and teeth intersect, just taste it.

Lu Xiuzhi wiped off the water stains on his lips: "And then?"

Si Huai licked his lips and looked down: "You put away the gun first."

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

After calming down for a while, the two walked out of the bathroom, met two pairs of dark eyes, one big and one small, and looked at them eagerly.

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

Si Huai: "They were the ones who woke me up."

Lu Xiuzhi looked back, smelled the faint fragrance in the air, and stopped abruptly.

"Requiem incense."

Requiem incense, as the name suggests, mainly has the effect of calming the mind and helping sleep.

More than ten years ago, the use of requiem incense was popular for a period of time. Later, some people found that requiem incense had little effect on calming the soul, but it was easy to let people relax their vigilance and be vulnerable to evil worship. Soul fragrance.

Knowing about Requiem Fragrance, Si Huai frowned, no wonder he fell asleep all of a sudden just now.

He quickly pulled out the Qingxin Talisman and handed it to Lu Xiuzhi.

Lu Xiuzhi pursed his lips: "Requiem incense is useless to me."

Si Huai was stunned.

Lu Xiuzhi didn't explain, he went straight to the bed and turned up the bed.

There are formations drawn on the wooden bed board and talisman paper pasted on it.

Lu Xiuzhi's face darkened.

Si Huai glanced at the formation, it was a simplified version of the Qinglong Scarlet Blood Formation.

He flips out the other bunk, too.

"There is indeed a problem with this Taoism."

Lu Xiuzhi pursed his lips: "Luo Xinzhi has a problem."

Si Huai narrowed his eyes: "Who is he?"

Lu Xiuzhi: "...the master of the temple."

Only then did Si Huai remember what he had forgotten.

On the first day at Taoyuan Temple, Si Huai asked Luo Xinzhi the reason for the decline of Taoist Temple.

What Luo Xinzhi said was that he didn't know the reason.

"There must be something wrong with him!"

"The owner of the fruit shop knows the reason for the decline of Taoism here. As the master of the temple, it is impossible for him not to know."

"Luo, Luo..." Si Huai paused, and said casually, "Luo Dazhi, you don't sound like a serious person!"

Lu Xiuzhi nodded silently.

The weasel suddenly barked twice, jumped onto the window sill, and pointed in one direction with its two little hands.

Si Huai looked in the direction it was pointing at, and saw Daoist Fang changing into a new Taoist robe and walking towards the Hall of Sanqing, probably because he wanted to go to evening class.

Si Huai quickly picked up his phone and called Daoist Fang.

Did not answer.

"Go to Sanqing Hall first."

Lu Xiuzhi hummed, walked to the corner, and opened the suitcase.

Si Huai didn't pay attention to what Lu Xiuzhi took, he leaned out the window and scanned his surroundings.

The little Taoist priest who was in charge of cleaning just now disappeared, and there was no one else around, and the sound of reciting from the Sanqing Hall could be vaguely heard.

Si Huai took out his mobile phone, quickly typed a line, and informed President Zhang and Lu Ren to bring someone here quickly.

After sending the message, Si Huai and Lu Xiuzhi walked towards the Hall of Sanqing.

The closer you get to the Sanqing Hall, the clearer the recitation sounds.

"After hearing the scriptures and enlightening the Tao, sins will be eliminated and blessings will be born; after hearing the scriptures and enlightening the Tao, sins will be eliminated and blessings will be born; after hearing the scriptures and enlightenment, sins will be eliminated and blessings will be born..."

It was still Qiu Zu's confession, but unlike before, everyone's voice was like a pool of stagnant water, without any emotion.

Si Huai walked into the hall, and a dozen or so fellow Taoists sat in meditation neatly on the futons. All of them lowered their heads, not paying attention to who walked into the hall.

Fang Daochang was in the last row.

"Fang Daoist."

Si Huai pushed his shoulder, Taoist Fang didn't respond, and recited the confession in a low voice.

His eyes were glazed, as if he had fallen into a hallucination.

"Si Guanzhu, have you come to the evening class?"

A voice sounded from the front.

Si Huai raised his head, and Luo Xinzhi stood beside the statue of Sanqing.

He was wearing a Taoist robe in Tsing Yi, with the same kind look on his face, looking at them with a smile.

Si Huai lazily replied, "I'll teach you a lesson."

"The child does not teach, the father too."

Luo Xinzhi looked blank: "Si Guanzhu, what are you talking about?"

Si Huai: "You old pervert, stop pretending."

"I've already got my own name."

"You are ugly and poor, how dare you seduce me."

Hearing the word seduce, the corners of Luo Xinzhi's mouth twitched twice, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

His tone was cold: "Siguan, let's think about it again."

"Do you want to change your mind?"

As soon as the words fell, the reading in the hall stopped abruptly, and everyone turned their heads in unison, staring blankly at Si Huai and Lu Xiuzhi.

Si Huai's face changed slightly, not just falling into a hallucination.

Luo Dazhi can also manipulate these people.

Same as the hotel staff.

Si Huai hesitated for a moment, raised his hand and slapped Fang Daochang directly.

The hall was very quiet, and the crisp applause was extremely loud.

Luo Xinzhi was stunned.

Si Huai stared at Daoist Fang, but he didn't respond, his eyes were still dull, but five fingerprints gradually appeared on his face.

Lu Xiuzhi was silent.

Si Huai silently turned his hands away, thinking that he could be woken up like those people in the hotel.

"Si Guanzhu has harmed my disciple, shouldn't you give me some back?"

Si Huai raised his eyebrows: "You old pervert have a thick skin."

"I act for the heavens, uphold justice, and return your ass. I really have no shame."

Knowing that his teeth are sharp, Luo Xinzhi raised his right hand and said coldly: "It's a pity, I wanted to save you."

"Now it seems that only your body is enough."

Si Huai continued: "Look at you old pervert, you are so shameless that you say such things in front of so many people."

Luo Xinzhi looked at him coldly and chanted a mantra in a low voice.

The Taoist priests sitting on the futon got up together and took out the magic tools they carried with them.

Fang Daozhang drew out the Dharma sword directly, and a silver light flashed, cutting Si Huai's T-shirt.

Si Huai turned his head away, frowning tightly.

He wasn't afraid that he wouldn't be able to defeat these Taoist priests, but he was mainly afraid that in the melee, if he accidentally hit some important part of them...

Seeing that Si Huai kept avoiding him, Luo Xinzhi sneered and continued to chant the mantra.

The Taoist priests' offensive became more fierce. Fang Daochang was the closest to Si Huai, and directly used the Taiyi Xuanmen sword to stab at Si Huai's Mingmen.

Si Huai turned sideways and kicked the unknown leader behind him.

These people seemed to be unable to feel the pain, their footsteps paused, and they continued to rush forward.

Si Huai took the time to look at Lu Xiuzhi's situation.

Lu Xiuzhi's skills are very good, these people can't touch his clothes at all.

It's useless to continue fighting like this.

Si Huai slapped Fang Daozhang's wrist hard, and grabbed the long sword.

He whispered to Lu Xiuzhi, "You have to shut up Luo Dazhi first."

Lu Xiuzhi hummed.

Si Huai glanced at the distance between himself and Luo Xinzhi, thinking about how to break through the crowd.

"boom--"

A shot was fired.

A bloody hole appeared between Luo Xinzhi's eyebrows.

The author has something to say: Lu Xiuzhi: This is called physical attack

It's grandma's birthday tomorrow, so there may not be a second update, at least there will be one update!

Origin of dark haired face

"Huainanzi·Fan Lun Xun" "Xiaoyang comes out of the mountain" Henkel lures notes: "Xiaoyang is also a mountain spirit. Human form, grown up, black face, hairy body, feet on heels, and smiles when seeing people."