After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular

"This cult must deliberately pirate us! They want to ruin the reputation of Daotianguan!"

Si Huai was stunned for a while, but didn't realize it: "What did you say?"

Dong Dashan analyzed it methodically: "Look, the cult appeared a few months ago, right?"

Si Huai nodded.

Dong Dashan continued: "Didn't our Taoist Temple just start to develop a few months ago?!"

"That leader, ghosts dare not approach, and you can't say that it has nothing to do with you, it can only be said that it is exactly the same!"

Si Huai fell into deep thought, as if that was the case.

"There is also a guardian who eats ghosts, isn't it that we all cook Xiaoqing..."

The more Si Huai thought about it, the more he felt this was the case, and suddenly realized.

"No wonder some people say that the cult is in the nearby community."

"No wonder when we went shopping in the ghost market, a cult appeared out of nowhere."

"It's no wonder that Yuzhen's Dojo Dojo is also rumored to be run by a cult."

Si Huai patted the table and said: "It seems that this cult has been eyeing us early in the morning!"

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

Feeling that Lu Xiuzhi's breathing stopped for a moment, Si Huai turned to look at him: "I remember the cult said that there is a protector who is neither human nor ghost."

"He didn't even let you go!"

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

Dong Dashan asked curiously: "Do I have any name in the cult?"

He also had a martial arts dream when he was a child.

Si Huai: "The nameless man."

Dong Dashan: "..."

After thoroughly reviewing it in his mind, Dong Dashan suddenly found a problem: "But why does the cult want to pirate our Daotian Temple?"

Si Huai immediately said, "The scapegoat."

"That way they can put all the blame on us."

"The most poisonous cult heart!"

Dong Dashan still couldn't figure it out: "There are so many Taoist temples, why is it our Taoist temple?"

Si Huai glanced at him: "Of course it's because the Taoist master is powerful, and the Taoist temple has potential."

"They not only dumped the pot, but also affected a future international outlook."

Dong Dashan was convinced: "Damn, you actually have a lot of brains."

"It's different from those villains in the novel who have lowered their intelligence."

Si Huai raised his feet lazily: "So I want you to read less novels and work hard."

Dong Dashan: "..."

Focus on the second half of the sentence.

Si Huai picked up his phone and told Taoist Fang about his discovery.

Fang Daochang was probably busy and didn't reply within seconds.

After posting the news, Si Huai scolded the cult for a while, and Dong Dashan scolded along with him.

Lu Xiuzhi didn't say a word, and half closed his eyes.

Si Huai turned his head to look at him, unable to see what he was thinking.

"Are you thinking about cult things?"

Lu Xiuzhi nodded.

After thinking about it for a while, Si Huai thought it was because of the phrase "neither human nor ghost".

He comforted, "Aside from humans and ghosts, there are also immortals."

"We can be gods."

"No, you can be a Bodhisattva or Buddha."

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

After a moment of silence, he said, "I'm thinking about dumping the pot."

Si Huai looked at him blankly.

Lu Xiuzhi bent his index finger and said in a low voice, "It's a good way."

For the crimes of the Six Paths Temple, one more is not too many, and one less is not much.

The phone rang, ding ding dong dong, full of Taobao news.

Dong Dashan took a look, and put the phone under Si Huai's nose: "It's all about asking you again."

"Hurry up and post on Weibo. In the past two days, a bunch of fans have come to Taobao to ask about your situation..."

Si Huai responded and posted on Weibo.

I saw the Weibo of the Shangyang Police Department at first glance: [Recently, a vicious wounding incident occurred in a certain express hotel. Two criminal suspects killed each other on the spot and died on the spot. There were no casualties among the imprisoned staff...]

[Si Mou? 】

[Is it the Si I imagined? 】

[Guanzhu University classmate, he hasn't come to school for two days. 】

[Fuck?Didn't it mean that there were no casualties? 】

[Why didn't you go to school?You have the guts to finish your sentence! 】

…………

Si Huai glanced at the comments, and many netizens were worried about him.

He lowered his eyes, forwarded the Weibo of Shangyang Police Station, and added two thumbs up emojis.

In the blink of an eye, several comments were posted.

【Look at what I brushed! 】

[Scared me to death, I really thought something happened. 】

[Youdao Tian Tianzun is here, so I'm not worried about accidents. 】

[+1, I am worried that the viewer will be arrested and go back to inherit the family business. 】

[If you inherit the family business, don't leave hahahaha, I thought so too]

…………

Si Huai scrolled through the comments, saw the end, refreshed it, read it again, and took the trouble.

Dong Dashan sat at Lu's house for a while, got up and said, "Si Huai, then I'll go back to school to read."

Si Huai groaned and stood up too.

Dong Dashan paused and looked at him in surprise: "Aren't you going to send me off?"

Si Huai patted him on the shoulder: "You still have self-knowledge."

Dong Dashan: "..."

Walking to the yard, Si Huai waved at Dong Dashan and walked towards the patriarch tablet.

He took out the little mazak hidden at the bottom, first told some things that happened before he went to bed, then opened Weibo, and said slowly: "Master Patriarch, our Taoist temple already has 100 million fans."

"I don't seem to have any black fans now. The fans who commented are all worried about what happened to me in the past two days, um... the same goes for private messages."

Looking at the caring words on the screen, Si Huai frowned and said slowly, "If senior brother is still here..."

A gust of wind blew across his cheeks, with a touch of warmth and itchiness.

Si Huai raised his hand and scratched his face, his dark eyes gleamed: "That old bastard, he must never have dreamed that I could develop our Daotian Temple like this!"

"Although he is always talking nonsense, there is still one sentence that is right. I should come to Shangyang..."

The three incense sticks were burning slowly, and the flames were bright.Green smoke floats in the air, lingering a reassuring smell.

After rambling on for a long time, at the end, Si Huai couldn't help muttering: "I don't know if senior brother has been reincarnated."

He lowered his head and lowered his eyes, stepped on the pebbles at his feet, and didn't look at the ancestor's incense burner.

"Xiao Si."

"Giggle-"

Fei Xiuxiu walked into the yard, and the chicken lying on the stone immediately flew up.

"I didn't call you."

Fei Xiuxiu picked up the black plastic bag in her hand and said to Si Huai, "I bought an old hen."

Now the chicken thumped even harder, and it kept stewing in the plastic bag.

Fei Xiuxiu: "I'll cook soup for you tonight."

"Gluck cluck!!"

Si Huai walked over, grabbed the chicken's wings, and raised his eyebrows: "You want to be stewed together too?"

"Roosters are not as nourishing as hens." Fei Xiuxiu said.

Si Huai: "This is an eunuch chicken."

"Giggle!!!!"

Chicken screamed twice in anger, broke away from Si Huai's hand, and ran away without seeing the chicken.

Fei Xiuxiu went straight into the room.

Si Huai sat on a lounge chair basking in the sun, and when the takeaway fruit basket arrived, he called Xiaoqing out to eat together.

Xiaoqing looked at him nervously for a while, then said sullenly, "I'm not hungry."

"Si Huai eat more."

"I can't eat that much."

Si Huai smiled, and put the whole fruit basket in front of him: "Ask Xiaoqing for help."

Hearing this, Xiaoqing slowly stretched out her hand and took an apple.

Not long after, Si Hongye walked in and asked, "Is Xiuxiu here?"

Si Huai ignored him, and Chen Butler stepped forward and said, "Ms. Fei is cooking chicken soup in the kitchen."

Si Hongye nodded and walked forward.

When he passed the lounge chair, he stopped and turned his head stiffly.

Si Huai raised his eyelids: "Old Si, do you want to eat too?"

Si Hongye's eyes turned twice on the lounge chair, and slowly fell on Chen Butler's face behind him.

His expression gradually became serious, and he walked into the room quickly, walking faster and faster, as if some pervert was chasing him.

Xiaoqing stuffed an apple into her mouth, and asked Si Huai softly, "What's wrong with him?"

Si Huai said casually, "Maybe I'm sick."

After eating two fruit baskets with Xiaoqing, Si Huai walked into the room leisurely.

He glanced around, but didn't see Lu Xiuzhi, and heard chatter in the kitchen.

"Xiuzhi, has Steward Chen been alone for so many years?"

"Ah."

"Has he ever thought of finding a companion?"

"You can ask him."

Fei Xiuxiu put down the spoon in his hand, pulled Si Hongye aside, and asked in a low voice, "Why did you ask this out of nowhere?"

Si Hongye paused, his eyes drifted, and his hands and feet were a little unnatural: "It's nothing, I just want to ask."

Seeing his appearance, Fei Xiuxiu quickly realized that something must be wrong.

She looked around, saw Si Hongye straightening his belt, and understood.

Ass is hot again.

Fei Xiuxiu: "You don't think Housekeeper Chen touched you, do you?"

Si Hongye couldn't contain his surprise on his face: "Can you guess all this?"

A woman's heart is a needle at the bottom of the sea!

Fei Xiuxiu: "...You must be hallucinating."

Si Hongye immediately said, "Impossible, it's definitely not a hallucination."

There were no signs of hallucinations at all.

"..."

Fei Xiuxiu: "Chen Guan's parents are quite handsome, how could he like you?"

Si Hongye blurted out: "You are so beautiful, don't you also like me?"

Fei Xiuxiu said calmly, "I'm blind."

Si Hongye: "..."

After being silent for a while, he turned around and walked in front of Lu Xiuzhi: "Xiuzhi, you are gay."

"Tell me, in your gay eyes, am I attractive like this?"

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

As soon as Si Huai walked into the kitchen, he saw this scene.

He said to Si Hongye: "Old Si, there is no mirror at home, right?"

"Si Huai!!!" Si Hongye roared.

Fei Xiuxiu put the lid on the pot, and pulled the person away: "Si Hongye, didn't you say that there will be dinner tonight?"

"Xiao Si, look at the chicken soup. It's almost ready to simmer for three or four hours. Let's go first."

Only Si Huai and Lu Xiuzhi were left in the kitchen.

Si Huai said calmly to Lu Xiuzhi: "In the future, if the old Si asks this kind of question again, you can let him piss and take care of yourself."

Lu Xiuzhi: "He is your father."

Si Huai snorted, "Then he has to pee too."

Lu Xiuzhi was silent.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

Lu Xiuzhi lowered his eyes and picked up the phone: "Master Ji Wu."

Hearing this title, Si Huai knew it must be the monk from Bailongma Temple.

He was a little nervous. Could it be that he wants Lu Xiuzhi to go back to become a monk? !

Si Huai pricked up his ears, trying hard to hear the voice on the other end of the phone.

"Did you call me two days ago?"

Lu Xiuzhi said in a low voice: "I want to ask whether the Yin-Yang reversal formation will affect the physique."

He asked tactfully, but the person on the other end of the phone knew what he wanted to ask.

"You are already married, yin and yang complement each other, and the five elements are born together, so the formation has no effect."

Si Huai heard it and understood it.

When Lu Xiuzhi hung up the phone, he said solemnly: "Mr. Lu, should we explore the mysteries of the human body?"