Accidental rental

Liang Xuan had something to say recently—his blind date ran away, Liang's mother scolded him head and face when she returned home, and asked him if he had bullied the younger brother of the Bai family when he was a child.

"Mom, you are wronging me."

Liang Xuan was speechless, "The last time I saw him, he couldn't speak well, so why can't he remember?"

Liang's mother stepped forward to slap his ears, telling him that if he coaxed the younger brother of the Bai family back, he would cut off his food and grass, and make him lose his investment, so he could only come back to inherit the family business.

"Auntie is really exciting."

The bad friend laughed unceremoniously.

Liang Xuan is quite used to it: "Come on, she just said it, and she will forget it after two days. You know her, and she is very hot."

"Three-point heat, hum."

The bad friend raised his eyebrows and pierced, "I have been thinking about your child bride-in-law for more than 20 years."

As a literary and artistic worker with a certain literary quality, Liang Xuan really wanted to correct the term "child bride-in-law". It was not accurate to apply it to him and the younger brother of the Bai family. That thing was a product of feudal society and should have been eliminated long ago.

A good young man in the new era should not condone the practice of "marriage with fingertips", but Liang Xuan still checked this younger brother named Bai Yunhuan... After all, the spoiled child was left alone outside, in case something happened It really wasn't a big deal.

The bad friend tapped on the keyboard and adjusted the information, obviously very enthusiastic about Liang Xuan's gossip: "It's renting, it's really good, it really is a child from a rich family, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse."

Liang Xuan leaned over and looked at the screen.

"Let's not talk about the rent of 8k, under the age of 30, good facial features, good temper, tolerant, stable work and rest, poor hearing, good sleep quality, and a straight man who can understand boys' makeup... What the hell are these? "The more you think about it, the more you doubt life, "Do you think he can recruit people?"

Liang Xuan looked at the screen with a dull expression for a moment, and soon, he looked away from the computer screen, and said a word from his mouth, yes.

Yes, it must be possible.

Unless he Liang Xuan is not human.

On a Saturday morning, the sparrows were chirping loudly.

Bai Yunhuan got up from the bed, freshened up in front of the mirror, and then realized that if someone comes to see the room, it is best to tidy up the room.

However, he is not proficient in this kind of thing, and often tidy up for a long time, that is, change the location of things, so he simply broke the pot and decided to make this room a real meeting with people.

The person who contacted him felt very cold through the screen, and when he asked, he said "um", "almost", "forget it and talk to you face to face"...

The "instant noodle life" in the past few days was terrifying. Bai Yunhuan originally had so many demands in his heart, but now the edges and corners are smoothed by reality, thinking that as long as this person has no problems, let him pay and move in.

However, even so, Bai Yunhuan was shocked when the tenant appeared outside the door.

Shock here has two meanings, surprise and fright.

Surprisingly, this brother's face has gone far beyond the category of "correct facial features". To what extent?If this is a TV series, then the screen must be a close-up of the male protagonist's face, eyebrows, eyes, nose bridge...everywhere is so handsome and handsome, it's almost like a dish in the gay circle.

However, if this close-up slides down further, you will see "Buick sweater" and "Adadis sneakers", the unruly gray cloth bag, and the Chinese character "North Face" is directly written on it.

Outrageous, Bai Yunhuan sighed, such a handsome guy, why can't he even buy A?

It's the degree to which Tiancai in the gay circle has become a natural enemy.

Liang Xuan stood at the door, watching the expression changes of the younger brother of the Bai family. He was obviously very "satisfied" with his attire, so that's good, the outfit he entrusted someone to get back from the suburban market was not in vain.

"What's the matter? We just stood at the door and chatted?" Liang Xuan turned to the side, leaned against the door frame, and looked at Bai Yunhuan with interest.

When I was young, I only thought that my brother was fair and clean, and a pair of little foxes looked very smart. After growing up, this face is not crippled, but his personality is a bit derailed. The simple description is that he looks not very bright, and his thoughts are all written face.

Bai Yunhuan hesitated for a while, but stepped aside to invite him into the room.

Liang Xuan entered the room only to find that it was not just the two of them, there was also a tomboy-like girl sitting in the room with her legs crossed, taking this place as her own home.

"Girlfriend?" Liang Xuan asked calmly.

"It's just a classmate, don't talk nonsense."

Bai Yunhuan sat next to the tomboy, finally seemed to gain some confidence, coughed twice, pretended to be an adult, and spread his hands to Liang Xuan, "Please sit down, let's chat."

Bai Yunhuan has an inhumane problem - his legs go limp when he sees a handsome guy, don't get me wrong, it's purely physiological and has nothing to do with any kind of mental derailment.

If it wasn't for Mo Xiaoqian pinching his thigh, he might feel guilty even talking about renting with Liang Xuan.

"Have you read all the conditions I wrote on the Internet?" Bai Yunhuan raised her head on purpose and spoke to others in a serious tone - entering a business state is conducive to improving tension.

Liang Xuan leaned on the sofa and nodded.

"age?"

"29."

Thirty soon.

"Rest?"

"Stablize."

Very stable late to bed and late to wake up.

"temper?"

"Good."

I haven't smoked anyone myself.

"Sleep?"

"good."

One question and one answer, one improvised question, one improvised answer.

Under the intimidation of Mo Xiaoqian's eyes, Bai Yunhuan finally moved her gaze away from Liang Xuan's face, her eyes were bent like a little moon, she wished she could write the word "satisfaction" on her face - as long as she didn't look at her clothes, she would be fine. The tenant is so cute, so cute that he can lower the rent, after all, he doesn't look rich at all.

When Mo Xiaoqian hinted for the seventh time to no avail, she interjected directly: "Liang Xuan, right? What do you do?"

"Screenwriter, [-]th line small screenwriter."

Liang Xuan wasn't angry either, she rummaged through the bag and put on the exploding black-rimmed glasses, confirming her words, "To tell you the truth, I'm going to write a script for an idol drama recently. The hero and heroine are too rich, so I don't have experience No, so let’s rent a high-end apartment to experience it, and find a quiet place to create by the way.”

"Oh, colleagues! I'm studying broadcasting."

Bai Yunhuan slapped her hands, "Since we are in the same company, the rent is easy to discuss, how much do you think is suitable?"

Mo Xiaoqian rolled her eyes, thinking about what kind of company the broadcaster was in the same business as someone who was engaged in film and television dramas. Even if she was rushing to rent a house, she had never seen herself laying steps for others.

Liang Xuan didn't expect him to say that, she was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "Wait, are you sure you want to rent the house to me?"

What he meant was that Bai Yunhuan's conditions were not as good as the last one didn't ask if he was straight or not.

"This is easy to do."

Bai Yunhuan took out a cosmetic bag from Mo Xiaoqian's bag, and took a lipstick from it, "What is this?"

Liang Xuan squinted her eyes: "Glue stick."

"Okay!" Bai Yunhuan applauded him, and took another eyeliner, "What is this?"

"……marker."

"what about this?"

"Painting brushes."

Mo Xiaoqian next to her squinted her eyes, feeling that there was something "something wrong" about the calm-faced person opposite her. Before she could figure it out, Bai Yunhuan quickly took out a pink thing from her bag.

"Hey, don't..."

"What is this?" Bai Yunhuan raised the oval pink object in his hand, three fingers thick and thin, with massage lines on the front.

"...?!"

Liang Xuan's eyes widened, looking at the scene in front of him like the Statue of Liberty holding up some kind of sex toy, it was the first time in his nearly 30 years of living that he had such a deep understanding of the meaning of the word "shock".

"You don't need to show me this, do you?!"

"Fuck, this is not the one you thought!" Mo Xiaoqian reacted quickly, and snatched the face washing device back into her hand. The thoughts in her mind just now disappeared, and she slapped Bai Yunhuan on the back, "Straightforward, Straight! Don't ask meowy!"

It turned out that the thing was for washing the face.

The world's great wonders.

Liang Xuan couldn't help but lamented that she was still so rare and weird, she only saw actors putting on makeup in the crew, and didn't go in to see how people wash their faces—careless.