"Slave" deceives the master

"What are you doing, twisting and turning like a caterpillar, be careful not to fall off the horse." Wen Hao had been paying attention to Huan Hao for a while, this guy is unreliable on a horse.

There is no one who rides a horse and moves around.

"I want you to take care of it!" Huan Hao rolled his eyes unceremoniously.

Really, thought he wanted to?If it weren't for riding for too long, his legs were worn out and uncomfortable, who would want to move.

Huan Hao grew up in the Huan Mansion since he was a child. Although he didn't follow Huan Biqing before, he didn't do any heavy work because of his young age.

I rarely go out on weekdays.

Although he can ride a horse, it can only be regarded as an ability, and has nothing to do with being fine.

If the master hadn't told him to ride a horse this time, he would definitely be lying in the carriage with his son at this moment.

He has never traveled far on horseback, so he naturally doesn't know the consequences of riding for a long time.

At first he thought it was fine, but after walking for several hours, his legs and hands were not feeling well.

The hand holding the rein was worn out, and the leg was not seen, but the burning pain, no accident, the inner side was also worn out.

Huan Hao knew his identity, so he wouldn't yell because of this matter, and kept silently enduring it.

It's just that the body will move subconsciously, hoping to avoid the worn place, but Wen Hao unexpectedly discovered it.

"So fierce." Wen Hao also frowned.

It wasn't because he was concerned that he just asked, what's the matter.

Huan Hao turned his face away, he also knew that he was a bit over, but it hurt too much, so he couldn't say anything.

Wen Hao just bumped into him, but he exploded all of a sudden.

After a while, Wen Hao saw that Huan Hao was getting more and more restless, as if riding a horse caused him special pain.

Suddenly he thought of a possibility!

"Small man." Wen Hao rode to the side of Huan Hao, and walked side by side with him.

Huan Hao turned around and saw the mean smile on his face, and suddenly had a bad feeling.

Zhizhi heard him lower his voice and say, "Are you... um?"

"What, I don't need you to care about what I do." Huan Hao was shocked in his heart, he must have noticed it, it shouldn't be, he was still wearing clothes.

He didn't want Young Master to feel that he was a particularly delicate person.

What does it look like? How can a servant be more delicate than a master?What's more, he is still a big man, not a cute little girl.

Seeing his dodging expression, Wen Hao became more certain in his heart.

"You don't have to be shy, it's not a big deal, many people will be like this."

When Huan Hao heard it, he thought to himself, many people know it? "Really?"

"Of course it's true. I've heard a lot about it." Wen Hao showed a sinister smile that I knew.

"Where did you hear that?"

"Of course the most common place for this kind of thing is the military camp with a lot of men." Wen Hao had a calm face, but his smile should be so wretched.

"Impossible, who in the barracks is not an iron man, how can he be so delicate."

Huan Hao shouted angrily, this man is definitely lying to him!

Wen Hao heard what Huan Hao said, and suddenly realized that they didn't seem to be talking about the same thing?

"What's the matter with you?" Wen Hao asked.

Huan Hao also found that this was not right, and asked him in doubt. "What did you just say you knew?"

Wen Hao looked from Huan Hao's waist to his buttocks, and asked strangely, "Don't you have hemorrhoids?"

Click!

Huan Hao only felt that a string in his brain was broken.

Immediately roared: "You are the one with hemorrhoids! Your whole family has hemorrhoids!"

The rushing team was silent for a while, and even the sound of breathing seemed to be taken away.

After Huan Hao finished yelling, he realized what he had done, his face flushed with shame, he lowered his head and stopped looking at others.

That night, both the rushing team and the hidden guards knew something.

The servant of Mrs. Xiangye's family has hemorrhoids.

Believe it or not, after being hit by guard Wen, the little guy's face flushed with embarrassment, and he almost fell off his horse.

And the posture of riding a horse... tsk...

it is more than words.

But from the second day onwards, attention always fell on Huan Hao who was riding a horse intentionally or unintentionally, and seeing his sluggish posture, he became more certain.

During a break.

"Daughter-in-law, why don't you... Let Huanhao come into the carriage, and I'll go ride." Wen Haoyan had heard the discussions from the people around him a long time ago. Although he wanted to be in the same carriage with his daughter-in-law, the other party was also from Huan Bianqing. , can not ignore.

Since Huan Fanqing got in the car, she has been in a sleepy state most of the time.

Yesterday he seemed to hear Huan Hao yelling something in a daze, but he didn't know exactly what happened.

What happened afterwards was also circulated in private.

It's not crazy, how could it be possible to tell the masters about this.

Therefore, Huan Biqing didn't know that his family Xiao Huan had "hemorrhoids".

"Cough..." Wen Haoyan coughed lightly, it was really embarrassing to talk about this kind of thing.

After all, no matter what, it is also a disease in a relatively private place. It is not a serious illness but it is quite embarrassing.

"What's wrong, did something unspeakable happen?"

"Actually, it's nothing." Wen Haoyan was afraid that Huan Bianqing would be thinking wildly, so he could only tell him about what everyone guessed yesterday. "Huan Hao seems to be suffering from hemorrhoids. There is nothing wrong with this disease, but riding a horse may be a bit uncomfortable, so..."

"Hemorrhoids?!" Huan Biqing was surprised, "I don't know, he didn't tell me."

"It's not easy to tell people about this, why don't you ask Wen Hao to come in and find out first?" Wen Haoyan is a serious person, and thinks it's better to ask Wen Hao first for safety's sake, it's better than hearsay.

"Okay." Huan Bianqing nodded in agreement. To be honest, he was quite curious.

He had only heard of this disease, but had never seen it.

Of course, even if someone really got it, he couldn't possibly see it.It's not a doctor, why would they stick up their ass for you to see!

Thinking about this matter makes one's chrysanthemum tense, and it hurts extremely.

Even if Huan Hao is a servant and Huan Biqing is the master, anyone with a little brain would not do such insulting things.

Wen Hao quickly got into the carriage.

The carriage is very spacious, but the sudden addition of people still makes people a little uncomfortable.

Huan Fanqing subconsciously leaned closer to Wen Haoyan, and Mr. Xiang expressed his satisfaction with the little daughter-in-law's reaction.

"What is Huanhao, do you know?" Huan Biqing asked straightforwardly after Wen Hao saluted without beating around the bush.

Wen Haojun blushed slightly, lowered his head and said: "Yesterday, I suddenly noticed that Huan Hao was always moving around on his horse. I was afraid that he would fall off the horse, so I reminded him jokingly. I didn't expect him to be quite fierce, and he seemed in a bad mood. Later, I found out that he was really unstable all the time, so I remembered the disease that men are more likely to get, but I didn’t expect him to get angry after I said it.”

Everyone knew that Huan Hao was angry, and they all thought it was anger from embarrassment.

"Then he really is?"

"Nine times out of ten." Wen Hao recalled Huan Hao's angry look yesterday, if it wasn't right, why was he so excited?

Presumably it should be, it's just that the thin-skinned can't stand being exposed.

"That's it...then please call Huanhao in for me."

"No trouble, this subordinate will go right away." Wen Hao hurriedly saluted and went out. How can a master use the word "trouble" to ask his subordinates to do things?

Simply, flattered.

"Then I'll get out of the car and ride the horse for a while." Wen Haoyan was afraid that he would be here, and the master and servant would be embarrassed for a while, so he offered to leave first.

"Okay." Huan Bianqing didn't keep him this time, and he was also afraid of what he would do if Huan Hao came over and felt shy.

"Huan Hao, your young master told you to get into the carriage." Wen Hao walked to Huan Hao's horse, but he didn't ride a horse when he saw people, and he stood there in a strange posture.

He has never seen what a person with hemorrhoids looks like, so he has heard that it is very uncomfortable.

Sitting down is actually nothing. When I feel uncomfortable and want to cry, it is probably when I want to excrete.

But now Huan Hao looks like he can't close his legs...

Wen Hao touched-touched his chin, he must have guessed correctly.

"My son called me?"

"Ah."

Huan Hao got the exact answer, and hurried to Huan Biqing's carriage.But with a lot of movement, the place where the skin was worn before rubbed against the clothes, and he trembled from the pain and almost fell down.

The most painful and tender meat in the whole body, it is simply killing me.

Wen Hao hurried over to support him, and asked worriedly: "Can't you leave? Do you want me to carry you there?"

"It's okay, my legs were a little numb just now." Huan Hao pushed the person away, if it wasn't for this guy, would he have attracted much attention?

Just stay as far away from him as possible.

Besides, let him hug it?He's not crazy.

Huan Hao staggered to the side of Huan Biqing's carriage, and got into the carriage with difficulty.

All eyes followed behind him.

"The hemorrhoids are so severe?" Luo Xing and Wei Chen got out of the car and were walking around. Seeing this scene, they were quite surprised.

Wei Chen stroked his chin, "I don't know, maybe...?"

"It's so pitiful." Luo Xing was quite sympathetic, so pitiful and even riding a horse, tsk, it must be very painful.

Huanhao really hurts, but, this pain is not that pain!

Wei Chen couldn't help thinking in his heart, it shouldn't be... that's really weird.

The way Huan Hao walked just now was very much like the way his queen was after being doted on by him.But although this journey is not particularly rushed, there is not much time for people to do those things while riding a horse.

Besides, this little guy is obviously still a child, and this analysis is unreasonable.

How come it looks like this?

Could it be that the hemorrhoids are now so tough?Can't close your legs in pain?

Emperor Wei's mind was blown here and he was out of control.If Huan Hao found out, even at the risk of beheading, he would beat him up.

What do you think about every day, what do you think about?ah!

Huan Hao finally met his son, but he hasn't expressed his feelings yet.

His son said something. "I heard that you have hemorrhoids? Stop riding for a while, and rest in the carriage."

Huan Hao wanted to cry but had no tears, "My lord, I don't have hemorrhoids..."

"Then how do you walk?" Huan Bianqing showed an expression that I saw it all, don't try to lie to me.

Huan Hao burst into tears.

What should he say?The skin is too tender and worn out?It is simply too depressing for a man, it might as well be hemorrhoids.

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Wen Hao, you wicked bastard, I want to fight you!