[Comprehensive] kiss and borrow personality

The next day, Akutagawa Ryunosuke returned from completing the mission, and the game of cannibalism and finding weaknesses did not stop.

Knowing that the game was proposed by Osamu Dazai, Ryunosuke Akutagawa didn't want to change it at all, holding the scented tea that was twice as big today as it didn't come yesterday, he said to everyone: "The game continues."

Everyone in Class A: "..." Aww!

Compared with Osamu Dazai who was irresponsible to watch the video halfway through the supervision, Ryunosuke Akutagawa was much more responsible.

I pinch the stopwatch, look around and listen to all directions, and when I see someone who fails to meet the requirements, the black beast transformed into a coat immediately jumps out, grabs a person and throws it into the sea.

He didn't have the habit of seeing people running naked, so he just threw people into the sea without taking off his clothes.

Do you think it's easy?

No.

Osamu Dazai did not supervise the way of jumping into the sea. They could decide for themselves whether to hide in a dark corner and dance secretly so that no one could see them, or to stand naked in a row and jump down together.

It was Akutagawa Ryunosuke who threw people into the sea without looking back.

The black beast can become bigger or smaller, longer or shorter, and take countless shapes.

So it’s really throwing—a few hundred meters away from the shore, which is much more powerful than a home run.

complain?

No, no, complaining to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, what's the difference between that and courting death?

Apart from being a little more obedient in front of Osamu Dazai, and being overwhelmed by scented tea in front of Mirai Suzumiya, this person is an existence that few people can beat in the port mafia.

complain?Hehe, go complain to Hades if you die, and see if you can reincarnate and change places.

Oh, it's still the same when it comes to Suzumiya Mirai who can run around in different worlds.

sad.

The game proceeds.

Osamu Dazai invites Mirai Suzumiya to play a game, but Mirai Suzumiya, who is determined to defeat him, looks a little absent-minded, with his head down, and his small appearance is pitiful.

"what happened?"

Suzumiya Mirai glanced at the open space, and the opponent of Hong Jiaodong was Chang An Ta Yin, Chang An Ta Yin was one of the few people in the class with strong fighting power. The weakness of the two was physical skills. Fighting by physical skills, it was difficult to distinguish the victory for a while. burden.

"Dazai-san, don't all men..."

Osamu Dazai's eyes brightened, and he looked at Mirai Suzumiya teasingly, with a bit of envy and hatred of a single dog towards Xianchong, "Tsk tsk, I have tasted the taste of love at such a young age, be careful."

Suzumiya Mirai: "..." Pay attention to safety, pay attention to what safety?What's going on in your head?How old are they? !

"Dazai-san, don't treat other people as you, okay? There are very few men at the age of 22 who have never been in a relationship."

Osamu Dazai: "..." What's wrong with not dating at the age of 22?Come on, hurt each other!

"There are very few people who fall in love at the age of 16."

"What's wrong with being 16 years old? 16 years old is in the second year of high school, and it's the period when feelings are sprouting. Is it normal to be in love?" Isn't it just hurting each other?Come on, who is afraid of whom? !

A disagreement started, and they began to fight each other.

"Look, look at so many people in your class, who is in love at the age of 16 like you?"

"It's freezing."

"That's different."

"Why is it different? Is he more handsome than you?"

"Yo, am I not handsome?"

"Tsk, just barely."

"Eyes, the eyes are not working, hurry up and get them treated!"

"5.2 in both eyes, no myopia, no hyperopia, no glaucoma, no cataracts, very good."

"If you can't recognize a handsome guy, your 5.2 eyes are useless!"

"Dazai-san, it's useless to think you're handsome, you don't have a girlfriend."

"...What's the matter if you don't have a girlfriend? It's good to be single, you don't need to take care of another person's emotions, how nice!"

"Oh, single dogs can comfort themselves to their heart's content."

"What did the single dog do to you, let you hurt it so much?!"

"It's nothing, I just think Osamu Dazai is more suitable for a single dog on a rainy day."

Osamu Dazai: "..." Damn, there is someone more annoying than him!

Usually, he is an invincible member of the armed detective agency and the port mafia. He is really not such a person who can't be hated, but who makes him a single dog?

After being a single dog for 22 years, no one is willing to accompany him to die in love. It is really a fatal Achilles' heel!One click and one accurate!

No, go back to Kunikida Doppo and Nakahara Chuya.

Be sure to let this breath out!

The mutual rivalry mode ended with Suzumiya Mirai's victory, the winner groaned twice, very happy, can't win in the game, can't the hateful people win?It's too delicious!

Then she remembered what she was going to say, "Single dog, what I was going to say is: Do all men love jealousy!"

Dazai Single Dog Zhi: "..."

"do not know."

"Tsk", Mirai Suzumiya turned his head in disgust, and looked at him with suspicious eyes of "Are you a man?", but the compassion revealed in those eyes made Osamu Dazai choke speechlessly.

Dazai Osamu: "Single dog has no partner, how do you know what it's like to be jealous?"

It's a privilege to be jealous, okay?

"That's true." Suzumiya Mirai suddenly realized that he stopped torturing the single dog Osamu Dazai immediately, and put his chin in a state of contemplation.

21 students in the class became a couple, and the remaining 16 students were all single at the beautiful [-]-year-old dating age, including Shangming Electric, who is good at flirting with girls and looks very attractive. In real life, he is a proper single dog .

The reason why Shangming Electric is single is easy to understand-too perverted, and maybe there is also the reason that if you overuse your personality, you will become an idiot. Even so, there should still be girls who are willing to confess for the sake of that face.

Suzumiya Mirai couldn't figure it out, so he asked Osamu Dazai: "Dazai-san, do you think I should hold a sorority party for them? Otherwise, there is only one couple in our class, and the drop-out rate is too miserable."

Surrounded by single dogs, she is a newcomer to love, so she can't find anyone to ask about some relationship problems!

Osamu Dazai: "..." Why doesn't he have enthusiastic classmates who are willing to help others get out of the singles?

"what ever."

According to surveys and studies, the chances of a free love partner of a professional hero developing into a marriage partner during school are as high as 90%, the success rate of a blind date during work is as low as 10%, and the probability of marriage after a successful blind date is only 47%!

The above three data means that if students do not find a good partner during school, the only way to go on a blind date after work in the future is only a 10% success rate, and the chance of getting married is still less than half.

It's too awful!inhuman!Absolutely miserable!

The reason for being rejected is nothing more than: halfway through the blind date or date, the object ran to perform the task.

Once or twice, the onlookers watched the subjects save the people and maintain law and order, and they were so excited that they could not bear it. Few people could endure it seven or eight times, and those who could bear it a dozen or twenty times finally got married.

Think about those teachers who are nearly 34 years old and still alone in the school. They don’t go home and squat in the teacher’s dormitory building of the school every day. The female ticket is warming the bed, what are you doing when you go back?

I don't want to think about it, but when I think about it, I feel that the matter of friendship needs to be done as soon as possible.

If you can help the teacher solve it, that would be even better.

On this day, after the training, everyone returned to the dormitory to stand up for the corpse.

Suzumiya Mirai suddenly said, "Let's have a fellowship."

Hong Jiaodong cast a "what are you going to do" look at the first time, not suspicious, but very sure that the female ticket is going to cause trouble.

Everyone had no strength to speak, looked at each other for a while, and pulled out their mobile phones in unison, and the class exploded.

Diandian modified [Class A single dog group] group name [A class off-single group]

【A class off single group】

Dian Dian: [Tell me, tell me, how about a friendship method? 】

Grape: [I agree! ! ! 】

Headphones: [Gao, you give up. 】

Wanwu: [Grape, give up. 】

Putao: [You guys!This is jealousy! 】

Hardening: [How to say? 】

Grape: [Hey! 】

Ciqiu: [I saw a study a few days ago, which roughly means that if you don’t have a date during school, the chance of leaving the single in the future is very low. 】

Ou Chu: [Ah, I saw this. 】

Squad leader: [Me too. 】

Jiao Dong: [Why didn't I see it? 】

Ciqiu: [When I saw it, you were taking a shower. 】

Dian Dian: [I don't really want to eat this pot of dog food. 】

Frog: 【1】

Lightness: 【2】

Ciqiu: [Think about it, don't professional heroes have to maintain law and order and catch enemies whenever something happens?If you don't find a partner now, what should you do if there is an emergency during a blind date? 】

Acid: [Yellow. 】

Granulated sugar: [Sure. 】

Putao: [There is always someone who can persevere, right? 】

Ciqiu: [Official data shows that the success rate of blind dates is 10%! 】

Squad leader: [Only one out of ten succeeded? ? ? 】

Scorched Jelly: [The odds are about the same as ours now. 】

Diandian: [If you are currently charging, don’t talk/cover your face for the time being]

Grape: 【1】

Ciqiu: [? ? 】

Yaya: [Excellent classmate, please continue to give speeches/microphone]

Ciqiu: [Oh. 】

Scorched: […]

Ciqiu: [I thought about it, and I think training is important, and the issue of getting out of the order is also important. 】

Ciqiu: [Training is to benefit more people, leaving the singles is for myself and my two families, what do you say? 】

Ciqiu: [Anyway, I have a boyfriend, it doesn't matter whether we are friends or not, see if you have this need, I will help you. 】

Diandian: [Yes! ! ! 】

Putao: [Must! ! ! 】

Hardening: [Yes. 】

Squad leader: [Where are the girls? 】

Wanwu: [Go. 】

Qing Ling: 【Everyone go, I will go too. 】

Frog: 【Go ahead. 】

Transparency: [As a group activity, go. 】

Ciqiu: [Okay, then you rest, I will contact all the students in the school. 】

Monitor: [Wait, the whole school? 】

Ciqiu: 【Benefit the whole school. 】

Ciqiu: [It's not for you guys. 】

Everyone: "..." I thought you were a skin god who worked hard to benefit the whole class, but never expected that your ambition is so lofty that you worked hard to benefit the whole school.Disrespect, disrespect!

Suzumiya Mirai received feedback from his classmates, and wisely ignored those who hadn't spoken.

Anyway, most of the students in the class agreed to become a group activity, and soon after the principal agreed, it will become a school-wide activity. If they really don't participate, they will be lonely!

She turned her head and kissed Hong Jiaodong, hugged Niang Kaka's two cubs, and happily took out an ice cream cake from the refrigerator--I made it last night when Hong Jiaodong came back, and went out the door.

The people went out, da da da backed up, and asked them: "Do you want to count the teacher?"

Everyone shook their heads in horror, no no no no——!

What's a good fellowship plus a teacher?Thinking of Aizawa Shouta sitting at the fellowship banquet and staring at them with dead fish eyes, what else could they play to flirt with? !

It's not bad if you don't raise your hands and surrender and shout "Mr. Aizawa, I was wrong, I shouldn't be doing my job properly, I will go back to training right away"!

"Okay." Suzumiya Mirai shrugged, she originally wanted to solve personal problems for the dedicated Aizawa Shouta, but it seemed that she couldn't.

People are gone.

Everyone still has lingering fears.

【A class off single group】

Class monitor: [Ms. Aizawa is working very hard. 】

Ou Chu: [Ms. Aizawa is 30 years old and still single. 】

Qingling: 【Are there not many teachers in the school who have a girlfriend? 】

Biology: [all single? ! 】

Diandian: [Thank you very much for the support of future students! 】

Putao: [Thanks to the skin god girl for her enthusiastic help! 】

Hardening: [It seems that there are many people in the class who are eager to get out of the order. 】

Frog: [Our class internally digested a couple, if we get a few more couples, we won't think about forming friendships in the future, croak. 】

Wanwu: 【Sorry, I've been a drag on the organization! 】

Squad leader: [Sorry, I'm holding the class back! 】

Acid: 【I'm sorry, I'm holding girls back! 】

Dian Dian: [Sorry, I'm holding back the current charging! 】

Suzumiya Mirai walked with the cake in his arms and didn't read the chat in the class.

He successfully entered the teaching building, found the principal's office, and presented him with ice cream cakes that had not melted in the slightest.

Cake and coffee, Principal Nezu ate very well, Kaka and Niangniang ate with their heads down, the portion in front of Mirai Suzumiya didn't touch much.

Principal Nezu: "Tell me, what can you do to me."

When Suzumiya Mirai expressed his concerns, Principal Nezu was stunned after hearing this, "It's because I didn't think carefully, what do you want to do?"

"Today's Tuesday, I think the time can be set on Saturday. There are three days to prepare and publicize. At that time, men and women who have a good impression can meet and play on Sunday. As for the arrangement, the whole school needs a relatively large venue for activities. , it’s not safe to go out to play, can we have an activity in the school?”

"Tell me more about Sarah."

"The school has a management department that wants to make money, and an auxiliary department that can make props. After the news is released, many people will seize the opportunity to make some simple props that allow men and women to interact. In fact, it is a bit like a school festival, but This is mainly for matchmaking."

"Sounds good, Sarah."

"Yes. Whether it is a student or a teacher, everyone's nerves are too tense. Let's have something pleasant to relax the atmosphere. And..." Mirai Suzumiya smiled slightly, "Principal, huh?"

Principal Nezu smiled meaningfully, "I agree!"